It’d be quite hard to find an image that more completely summed up the wretched state of the SNP in 2025 than this one. Look at that tiny handful of miserable faces, sitting dejectedly around a near-empty function room. It’s so bleak Mike Leigh could make an entire movie out of it.
And we know what you’re thinking – that we sat through some internet livestream to find the most pitiful-looking freezeframe imaginable to show them in a bad light. But nope. Kevin Stewart MSP posted this cheery snapshot of his own free will on Twitter on Sunday morning, presumably in the hope of boosting party morale in some way.
We’ve written a number of extremely, painstakingly detailed articles in the last few months explaining why list votes for the SNP at next year’s election will be wasted, and will serve only to elect Unionist (and in particular Reform) MSPs.
Unfortunately, some people still don’t get it.
And that’s understandable, because super-detailed articles are long and people have terribly short attention spans nowadays, especially if there are large tranches of fiddly arithmetic involved. So let’s go the opposite way.
(Apologies for our impromptu week off, we’ve been very busy with other stuff and there was nothing happening in Scottish politics anyway. See you on Monday.)
(From reporting of the proceedings at Westminster Magistrates Court, it sounds very much like Watson has been directing and influencing Tarquin’s complaints to the police – which had originally been dismissed as baseless – and was largely responsible for the matter getting to trial.)
But Watson isn’t the only middle-aged trans-identifying man with whom “Tarquin” has a seemingly close relationship when it comes to the relentless, vindictive persecution of people who believe in biological sex.
We think (but haven’t been able to verify) that that’s Watson on the left of the thumbnail of the above video, in the facemask and with a brown bag amid extraordinary scenes as Tarquin left the court after giving his evidence.
But the burly, blond bespectacled man at the centre of it, who appears to be acting as some sort of official representative for “Tarquin”, is Stephanie Hayden – born Anthony Halliday, who changed his name in 2005 to Steven Hayden shortly after being released from the Sex Offenders Register (more on that below) before obtaining a GRC in the name of “Stephanie” in 2017.
Hayden is a convicted paedophile and self-described lawyer who, like Lynsay Watson, dedicates his entire life to the persecution of gender-critical campaigners.
And as remarkable as it might seem to anyone who read our previous piece, Hayden may be the more toxic of the two.
We’ve written already about the magnitude of the error transactivists have made in bringing about the arrest of Graham Linehan on trumped-up incitement charges. But thanks to the excellent work of court reporter Nick Wallis this week, the sheer scale of it is still only beginning to unfold.
At its heart is a scarcely-believable tale about how a tiny handful of deeply mentally ill men – at the core, just three – have for years orchestrated a campaign of vindictive, hateful intimidation and terror which has caused untold suffering to individuals, done catastrophic damage to the reputation of the police, and cost the taxpayer millions of pounds, all in a desperate attempt to validate their own delusions.
It’s going to be no small task to summarise it for you. But let’s do our best.
The Scottish Greens, who until last year were a party of government, claim to have 7,600 members. This month they conducted an election to choose two people as their “co-conveners”, from a list of four candidates, and almost 90% of the party’s members decided that they didn’t want any of them.
And now today, just four years and three months of struggle later:
As far as we’re aware, today marks the first time the Scottish Government has formally acknowledged that transwomen are men. For our next trick, we’re going to send in an FOI asking if they know what religion the Pope is, or where bears go to the toilet.
(All of which she chose to accompany with a series of photographs that made her look like a sinister Cockney chav crime matriarch in a Guy Ritchie movie. She once dubbed herself Scotland’s “chief mammy”, but now comes across more like Ma Baker.)
But we’ve only just finished reading the whole book, so here’s the actual review.
Scotland’s two main political parties have published their 2024 accounts. The SNP’s can be found here, and Scottish Labour’s here. Neither tells a massively inspiring tale.
(Click pics to enlarge.)
The SNP lost £445,000 despite being boosted by donations totalling almost £940,000 from just FOUR individuals. Scottish Labour made a profit of £350,000 but only because it was bailed out to the tune of £777,000 by the UK party, otherwise it would have made a very similar loss to the SNP’s (specifically £428,000).
Neither of those things are surprising, since 2024 was a UK general election year and those are when parties spend big. But the devil, as always, is in the details.
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “University of Edinburgh CELTIC AND SCOTTISH STUDIES Intro Webpage https://llc.ed.ac.uk/celtic-scottish-studies” Sep 21, 22:57
Hatey McHateface on A Thousand Islands In The Sea: “Careful there, Alf. You should fire off a message of congratulations to poot for his overwhelming victory in the elections…” Sep 21, 22:53
Hatey McHateface on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “Ah, Bilbo, if you weren’t such a fucking arse, you’d be worth debating with. There’s absolutely nothing stopping you from…” Sep 21, 22:43
A2 on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “I’m betting she’ll be in the next series of celebrity Traitors.” Sep 21, 22:38
Bilbo on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “@ Spartan Spartan 117 Like this imaginary one: https://archive.is/qyISB Europe is under attack from three sides … … The continent…” Sep 21, 22:17
Alf Baird on A Thousand Islands In The Sea: “All UN Member States are not only entitled to support the right of Scots to self-determination, there is the obligation…” Sep 21, 21:52
Spartan 117 on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “Correct, but don’t let trivial things like facts and logic get in the way of a good unhinged rant.” Sep 21, 21:50
Spartan 117 on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “Right, so I’ve been imagining all those hysterical MSM articles then, all these past few months, like that Star Trek…” Sep 21, 21:49
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “‘An Act of Monumental Cultural and Educational Vandalism’ (Mike Small, BellaCaledonia, 21 Sept 2026) « “There is a loss of…” Sep 21, 21:43
Red on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “It’s been known as the welfare state since Beveridge.” Sep 21, 21:33
Red on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “Nicola Sturgeon has always been a hairy wee thespian.” Sep 21, 21:28
PhilMacVee on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “Is it an indicator that Nicola can deliver lines in a drama? She doesn’t seem to mind who is the…” Sep 21, 21:14
Hatey McHateface on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “@ Bilbo says: 21 September, 2026 at 8:27 pm “Do you believe that the UK will be militarily attacked by…” Sep 21, 21:13
Bilbo on A Thousand Islands In The Sea: “Another example of how misguided the Trade unions are now. https://archive.is/JrGXt According to the below article, there is already work…” Sep 21, 21:03
Hatey McHateface on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “Very true, Alf. One of the giveaways by which we recognise the culturally and linguistically colonised is when they insist…” Sep 21, 20:50
Willie on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “My my my, and just how this wee dragon from Dreghorn cuts a new path with the London set. Free…” Sep 21, 20:47
Spartan 117 on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “Probably to deter the usual headbangers who post lengthy diatribes following their daily raid on the COSHH cabinet and subsequent…” Sep 21, 20:29
Bilbo on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “Aye Hatey, you’re a slippery one when you want to be 🙂 Okay, lets look at it this way. The…” Sep 21, 20:27
Spartan 117 on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “@Hatey – yes they have. Even the most glib media browser will not have failed to notice over the past…” Sep 21, 20:25
Alf Baird on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: ““It’s cultural and linguistic colonialism. It’s everywhere in Scotland and it’s ingrained in the populace” Weel spattit Hatey, keep up…” Sep 21, 20:21
Hatey McHateface on A Thousand Islands In The Sea: ““What side of that conflict does Liberate Scotland sit on?” Once it has been compromised, I guess it will be…” Sep 21, 20:10
M.E on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “I missed when she was going to be making no further statements.” Sep 21, 20:01
Hatey McHateface on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: ““At the very least, it says it will be Autumn this year” What will be in autumn this year? You…” Sep 21, 19:57
Bilbo on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “At the very least, it says it will be Autumn this year. It’s Autumn now, where are the signs of…” Sep 21, 19:37
Aidan on A Thousand Islands In The Sea: “@Alf – would you like to comment on a key member of Liberate Scotland working closely with the Ru**ian state?…” Sep 21, 19:31
Aidan on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “@RevStu – it’s a bit restrictive that Ru**ia is a term that attracts a pre-mod on a post on this…” Sep 21, 19:26
Hatey McHateface on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “As so many of “the poor” consist of those impoverished millions and their dependents who have flooded into the country…” Sep 21, 19:24
Alf Baird on A Thousand Islands In The Sea: “Most countries are rightly not too keen on allowing trade unions based in other countries to influence their national policies.” Sep 21, 19:14
Hatey McHateface on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: ““There’s been articles in the likes of the Mail that the country she is referring to as the enemy is…” Sep 21, 19:11