Alert readers will be familiar with this site’s ongoing quest for an explanation as to why controversy-plagued charity LGBT Youth Scotland continues to operate in dozens of Scottish primary and even nursery schools, pushing gender ideology onto children as young as four despite only having a remit to support 13-25-year-olds.
Last month we were, to coin a phrase, stonewalled by Scotland’s charity regulator, the OSCR, but we filed a review request and today we received – a couple of weeks past the deadline – a response.
The entire Scottish media and professional-politician community is currently in a self-righteous froth about a campaign ad being run by Reform for the Hamilton by-election targeting Scottish Labour leader Anas Sarwar.
Obviously none of the acres of press coverage trusts voters to see the ad and decide for themselves, because that simply isn’t how journalism works nowadays. You’re told that a bad thing happened – whether it be a campaign ad, a comedian’s joke or the supposed terrible abuse sent to a celebrity – and how outraged various pundits or other celebrities are about it, with the clear implication that you should feel the same, but you almost never get shown or told what was actually said.
So to start with, as a basic journalistic principle, here’s the ad itself in its entirety.
Now let’s look at what you’re being ordered to think about it.
The Scottish Tory MSP reacted furiously to a story in The National which said Scotland had been absorbed into England by the 1707 Act Of Union, rather than becoming a “partner” in anything, and had ceased to exist as a state in international law.
Which was a weird response, because that’s been the official stated position of both the UK government and the Conservative Party for at least the last 12 years.
Despite everything, we almost allowed ourselves just the very tiniest little micro-flicker of optimism when we read Tommy Sheppard’s latest in The National.
Because that much is certainly true, and it’s uncommonly candid to have anyone in the SNP admit it. So what’s the answer?
(Kelly’s article is here. Link to Grok’s answer here. The ChatGPT analysis that triggered the article can be read in this tweet thread. A verifiable analysis by Grok of the debate, based on a neutral question, can be read here.)
In so far as it’s worth talking about Scottish constitutional politics at all these days, it’s worth taking a moment to analyse the bloodless, anodyne nothingness spouted by the First Minister on The Sunday Show at the weekend.
That clip is less than three minutes long, but it’s so soul-crushingly boring and full of content-free drone and waffle that it’s almost impossible to sit all the way through it, so we’re going to translate and summarise it for you.
Warning: despite the quite zingy title this is actually going to be a very dry stats post, readers. It is, on the other hand, based on a man having something disturbingly close to a complete psychotic mental breakdown, so there’s always that for a bit of colour.
Because the paragraph above, and in particular the highlighted part, is without a doubt the most dishonest, diametrically false and wildly extreme lie about Scottish politics that we’ve ever seen anyone tell in the 13.5 years of Wings Over Scotland’s existence.
And as a rule we don’t bother addressing them because they’re so demented you could spend 5,000 words pulling apart all the individual strands of lunacy every time, and lunatics thrive on attention, but this one does merit a very brief comment.
Because “Vote Labour, get indy” wasn’t our plan. It was John Swinney’s.
Even by the embarrassing standards of The National, the gulf between this morning’s blaring front-page splash and the weak, watery weasel words in the actual article is a chasm so wide and so yawning (in every sense of that word) that it would put the epic planetary scar of Mars’ Valles Marineris to shame.
Coupled with a feebly underwhelming Programme For Government (in which the main policy was the re-abolition of peak rail fares just months after the SNP insisted such a move was unaffordable, with no clue as to where the money had suddenly been found) and a pitiful list of candidates for next year’s Holyrood election featuring the likes of Sally “all aboard the gravy bus!” Donald, Kaukab “DECAPITATE TERFS” Stewart, Kirsten “DECAPITATE TERFS” Oswald, Alison “DECAPITATE TERFS” Thewliss and Alyn “throw anyone who doesn’t want to DECAPITATE TERFS out of the SNP” Smith, the story was an abject vision of a bleak future for independence.
Tartan Tory on The Marshalling Plan: “Yes Iain, I will be voting for an English Nazi party. I’ve spoiled all my votes for almost the past…” Feb 5, 17:50
Cantankerous Skank on The Marshalling Plan: “That comment about (do do do the funky) Given being given a place on a law course with bad grades…” Feb 5, 17:37
Sven on A Stitch In Timing: “John Burns @ 16.42. Obviously inspired by their succes with the Fur Farming prohibition Act of 2002, our devolved administration…” Feb 5, 17:06
John Burns on A Stitch In Timing: “Only the SNP could bring a bill before the Scottish Parliament to ban something that doesn’t exist in Scotland (…” Feb 5, 16:52
Andy Wiltshire on A Stitch In Timing: “I’m almost tired of being tired of being outraged. It really seems that there is nothing that can actually be…” Feb 5, 16:38
100%Yes on A Stitch In Timing: “It make you wonder if the incompetence of justice system in Scotland isn’t being done by design, in order to…” Feb 5, 16:28
Jesus H. Cunt on A Stitch In Timing: “Scots law, along with Scottish institutions and Scottish democracy, is being deliberately and systematically undermined and discredited in plain sight…” Feb 5, 16:28
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on The Marshalling Plan: “ROOTS OF WESTERN CULTURE by Herman Dooyeweerd PDF of full book HERE: https://vcho.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/Roots-of-Western-Culture-B-Vol-15.pdf” Feb 5, 16:11
100%Yes on The Marshalling Plan: “Cynicus, The Euro lottery is enough. Who ever becomes PM nothing changes for the Scots.” Feb 5, 15:51
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on The Marshalling Plan: “(Perhaps not the optimum choice of headline, but anyway…) WOMEN’S GROUP PETITIONS FOR BLANKET BAN ON MEN IN WOMEN’S PRISONS…” Feb 5, 15:49
sarah on The Marshalling Plan: ““Better” in many ways e.g. that the people were sovereign, in addition to the examples I mentioned re politicians being…” Feb 5, 15:32
sam on The Marshalling Plan: “Starmer should, and probably will, have questions to answer about Palantir. Although the Tories used Palantir for managing England’s NHS…” Feb 5, 15:31
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on The Marshalling Plan: “I again deplore the anti-Jewish element of your discourse. I would draw people’s attention to GEORGE STEINER’s essay THE HOLLOW…” Feb 5, 15:28
Alf Baird on The Marshalling Plan: ““In a nutshell” Fascism: state actors immunity from prosecution. Scots hiv tholed hit for mair nor chree hunner year, an…” Feb 5, 15:05
Cynicus on The Marshalling Plan: ““it would be Ed Miliband who’d be the next PM.” You can get odds of almost 8 to 1 against…” Feb 5, 14:50
Confused on The Marshalling Plan: ““now it’s dark … ” one of the annoying things about the yooni is how they teach you to speak…” Feb 5, 14:45
Confused on The Marshalling Plan: “KELLY GIVEN WAS ON SCOTCAST … wait what ? – are the brothels full ?? no she is telling us…” Feb 5, 14:40
100%Yes on The Marshalling Plan: “The only thing Starmer needs to do to win any vote regarding his leadership, is to threaten his MP’s with…” Feb 5, 14:29
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on The Marshalling Plan: “Grouse Beater article today: MARK HIRST CASE « In a nutshell: Scotland’s Court of Session has ruled that Scots Law…” Feb 5, 14:21
sam on The Marshalling Plan: “Epstein seems to have had at least 15 Russian visas. https://allchronology.com/2026/02/04/the-quiet-meeting-that-sparked-a-storm-inside-the-mandelson-starmer-palantir-connection/ Peter Thiel co-founded and is CEO of Palantir. Thiel…” Feb 5, 14:17
Hatey McHateface on The Marshalling Plan: “All very well Fearghas, but what did Dooyeweerd have to say about Fanon and Memmi? Surely he took the knee…” Feb 5, 13:19
Hatey McHateface on The Marshalling Plan: “Could be just me, Northy, but I’m not minded to take advice from somebody self-identifying as a colonising, inter-stellar Pict.…” Feb 5, 13:01
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on The Marshalling Plan: “DOOYEWEERD: Critique of 20th Century Fascism Herman Dooyeweerd (1894-1977) lived through the Nazi occupation of the Netherlands. The family sheltered…” Feb 5, 13:01
James Cheyne on The Marshalling Plan: “So who is Scotland voting for, in Scottish elections under a united kingdom of England and Ireland and a devolved…” Feb 5, 12:54
Northcode on The Marshalling Plan: “Few Scots understand the true nature of Scotland’s relationship with England. Many believe they have a political voice; that they…” Feb 5, 12:38
Hatey McHateface on The Marshalling Plan: “The barsturts! Now we know, that changes everything. Do you think this is gonna be the number 1 topic on…” Feb 5, 12:37
James Cheyne on The Marshalling Plan: “The parliament of England and Ireland as a united kingdom did a over-reach by then passing legislation for a devolved…” Feb 5, 12:35
James Cheyne on The Marshalling Plan: “Englands parliament of Great Britain acting as the parliament of England decided to alter the treaty of union with Scotland…” Feb 5, 12:16
Hatey McHateface on The Marshalling Plan: “Aye, Willie, you’re gonna be a very rich man. Tell us how much you’ve backed your predictions by, and at…” Feb 5, 12:14
Hatey McHateface on The Marshalling Plan: “Ah c’moan noo, Alf, ye must be slipping up. You missed your chance to get an accusation of racism in…” Feb 5, 12:08