I’m going to do something I only do rarely and write this post in the personal pronoun, because it’s very much a personal view rather than an attempt to speak for a wider section of the independence movement. But although it’s been forming for a while, it was finally triggered by an Ian Bell comment piece in the Herald today.
You should read it all, but the key paragraph is this one:
“You have to pause, then, and ask yourself why policies that have failed for three long years cause barely a whisper of argument in Westminster. The only sensible inference, surely, is that what looks like failure to some is a very satisfactory state of affairs to others.”
That simple, understated last sentence cuts to the very heart of why Scots will stand at the edge of a terrible abyss in September 2014, with a herd of buffalo stampeding towards them, and seriously consider NOT grasping at the rope ladder dangling from the last helicopter offering to carry them safely away from the cliff edge.
Hang on – didn’t our “Project Fear” pals spend half of last year sobbing and wailing and raging that a certain tri-morpheme prefix was leading and unfair and beastly and a clear attempt at rigging the referendum by the dastardly, unprincipled Nats?
Maybe our memory’s playing tricks on us. We’re pretty old.
Oddly, despite much trailing of it before publication, we haven’t seen any major coverage of Alex Salmond’s lengthy interview with the New Statesman last week in the media. We kept forgetting to go to the shop for a copy, but today we downloaded the magazine’s iPad app, which contains the full interview among its free content.
That being the case, we’re comfortable with reprinting it for the purposes of discussion. We’ve tidied the formatting up for ease of reading – the NS’s sub-editor/style guide compiler needs shooting, frankly – and added our own commentary (in red) where appropriate. A few quibbles aside, it’s a fascinating and quoteable piece. Have a read.
It’s hard to know where to start on picking apart the torrent of misrepresentations, distortions and flat-out untruths that “Better Together” campaign director Blair McDougall was allowed to get away with in the space of a few short minutes during a rather powder-puff interview on last night’s Scotland Tonight.
So let’s just pick one at random and see how we get on.
A comment from a reader sent us off on a spot of Googling this morning. If you type nothing but the word “Wimbledon” into the search engine, the top result isn’t actually a link, but instead some sort of unclickable wired-in tournament schedule data.
A striking feature of the data is the national flags beside each contestant. We couldn’t help wondering what would happen if we typed in Andy Murray’s name.
Each bright new day brings a fresh game of Spot The Magnus Gardham Headline here at WingsLand Towers, but we were a bit thrown by this morning’s front page.
“Economists say indyref could drive investors away” is pure Magnus, but that four-word qualifier tacked on the end is a bit out of character. What could be going on?
Seasoned readers will be aware of our as-yet-undiscovered mole at “Better Together” campaign headquarters. This morning the intrepid fifth columnist has managed to scan us the cover of the group’s handbook for activists (and forthcoming YouTube movie).
We’re sure more pages will be on the way soon, most days in the papers.
The weekend’s Scotland on Sunday contained another in a long series of doom-laden predictions about the state of an independent Scotland’s defences, including the assertion that current Scottish soldiers would choose to stay with the British armed forces rather than join Scotland’s because it’d be more exciting.
Today’s editorial leader in Scotland on Sunday is really interesting, from a language nerd’s perspective (ie very much on our turf). Entitled “A warning to No campaign”, the column – nominally on the subject of pensions under devolution – purports to criticise said group, noting that “the Better Together campaign, by repeatedly presenting the idea of change as a threat, is doing Scotland no favours.”
Northcode on The value bet: ““Best of luck Craig!!” Seconded, and a good comment well said, Geri.” May 7, 10:52
Geri on The value bet: “Thanks Northcode! It lets others know too x” May 7, 10:51
Geri on Seven Days Too Long: “TL/DR Off you pop now… Don’t come crying when the police become militarised to go with the police state they’ve…” May 7, 10:45
Geri on The value bet: “That’ll be because the British State rig elections. I found it hard to believe the results of the last one…” May 7, 10:40
Northcode on The value bet: “I was going to suggest that as an alternative to voting ATLS, if there isn’t an ATLS candidate standing in…” May 7, 10:34
Captain Caveman on Seven Days Too Long: “Oh man, you are hilarious. 😀 Some maniac waving a knife indiscriminately at innocent bystanders and police officers – having…” May 7, 10:31
Geri on The value bet: “AI Dan is English. He doesn’t have a vote here & it’s only the English that are R-phobs. They grew…” May 7, 10:29
Northcode on The value bet: “If there isn’t an ATLS candidate to vote for on the constituency list you can vote on the regional ballot…” May 7, 10:14
Geri on The value bet: “& the advice to those who don’t have one on the constituency list?” May 7, 10:02
Captain Caveman on The value bet: “My prediction is they’ll lose their deposit in every single constituency they contest, having garnered an absolutely derisory vote in…” May 7, 10:01
Geri on Seven Days Too Long: “Lorna Have you seen the video footage? He was already tasered & on the ground. One guy, dressed in commando…” May 7, 09:59
Dan on The value bet: “Aye Alf, check out AIdan there, desperately jumping straight in and trying to denigrate and tarnish Craig. Ask oneself jist…” May 7, 09:52
Mark Beggan on Pick Your Poison: “Looking forward to the autopsy tomorrow. All said and done I will sleep well tonight. I’ve done my bit for…” May 7, 09:45
Northcode on The value bet: ““That is why I urge people to vote to put real radical firebrands into the Scottish parliament, like myself, Tommy…” May 7, 09:41
Northcode on The value bet: “I have to say, Chas, that your use of the ‘cunt’ word just doesn’t have the same rhetorical impact as…” May 7, 09:37
Alf Baird on The value bet: “Each Alliance to Liberate Scotland candidate is worth at least a dozen useless UK-vetted SNP colonial administrators.” May 7, 09:33
Aidan on The value bet: “You haven’t done any of those things. You haven’t provided any evidence in particular, other than rather generously telling us…” May 7, 09:24
Aidan on The value bet: “Craig Murray – a guy who’s never met a piece of “R” propaganda that he doesn’t like. He will cause…” May 7, 09:21
Dan on The value bet: “Hmm, not really such a tricky decision as to who to vote for after comparing the worth of content generated…” May 7, 09:06
100%Yes on Pick Your Poison: “Opinion polls with no opinion. I would love to know if their is going to be an exit poll?” May 7, 08:56
Bilbo on Pick Your Poison: “Wingers beware when going out voting today. There are a few parties on the regional list that have similar names…” May 7, 08:49
Chas on The value bet: “Vote for ATLS and demonstrate to all that you have wasted your vote and are a thick cunt……..just like Northclown.” May 7, 08:37
Captain Caveman on Seven Days Too Long: “Well well everyone, Geri seems uncharacteristically quiet on this one? At a wild guess, maybe it’s the realisation that on…” May 7, 08:19
Northcode on The value bet: “This is a party political broadcast on behalf of: The Alliance to Liberate Scotland Party (ATLS). First, it should be…” May 7, 08:14
James Che on The value bet: “Like I posted not so long ago, Even if you spell it out, supply the information, point the unionist in…” May 7, 07:19
Aidan on The value bet: “The excuses are starting early for the Alliance’s upcoming terrible performance, you’ll hear a lot about “media blackouts” “d-notices” and…” May 7, 06:09
Angus on Pick Your Poison: “Ultimately, who cares about the carpetbagging MSPs, every single one of them? Because Scots are sovereign, remember? Every carpetbagging MSP…” May 7, 05:01
Al-Stuart on Pick Your Poison: “. So basically, James Kelly’s “third best political blog in Scotland” has poisoned enough feeble minded Amadans into voting “SNP…” May 7, 04:39
Geri on The value bet: “” someone, somewhere in that vast civil service – has run the numbers (and they do have the numbers, numbers…” May 7, 01:42
Insider on The value bet: ““James” @ 10:45 What the hell are you gibbering about now ? Statues of who ?” May 6, 23:46