When UKIP’s Nigel Farage was recently made rather unwelcome in Edinburgh, a whole slew of Unionist politicians and commentators – most notably Scottish Lib Dem leader Willie Rennie – took to the nation’s airwaves and newspaper columns to piously condemn the protestors who peacefully but loudly voiced their disapproval of Farage’s policies. Angry online No supporters, as is their wont, were less measured in their fury at the “suppression” of Farage’s free speech.
Today, the subject of the media’s blanket outrage – there are sizeable stories in the Daily Mail, Telegraph, Scotsman, Herald, Daily Record, The Times, Express and many more – is the saintly British Olympic cyclist, Sir Chris Hoy. The unfortunate sportsman has been the subject of what the Mail calls “vile abuse” for some comments in yesterday’s papers in which he ostensibly refused to take sides in the independence debate (but in reality could barely have made his position any clearer).
But another similar (and rather more serious) story, about online abuse directed at a Scottish public figure every bit as well known as Hoy, inexplicably gets only a microscopic fraction of the coverage.
Sir Alex Ferguson (no relation) resigned as manager of Manchester United this week. The resulting deluge of newspaper articles covered a wide range of opinions, both gushingly complimentary and rather less so, but one characteristic of the man was uniformly (and approvingly) agreed on – that he always defended his players.
And it was hard not to contrast that unwavering loyalty (a trait described by Ferguson himself as “the anchor of my life”) with events in the independence debate last week.
We’ve spent a fair bit of time over the course of this website’s existence documenting the multi-media witch-hunts that invariably arise in the Scottish media whenever some obscure and/or anonymous independence supporter on the internet says something slightly intemperate (or even just expresses an unpopular opinion).
We especially enjoy contrasting it against the way that the elected, taxpayer-funded representatives of major political parties can get away unremarked with comparing the First Minister to dictators and genocidal mass murderers (of the sort “Better Together” donors like to give hundreds of thousands of pounds to).
The vast difference in the amount of media weight given to abusive behaviour from British nationalists and that from the independence side (the infamous “cybernats”) has long been a feature of Scottish political debate, but over the last 12 hours the phenomenon has seen an intriguing new twist.
Hang on. The heart of the latest No campaign/media scare story is that the enormous pension deficit currently looming over the UK like a great big multi-billion-pound fiscal sword of Damocles (but which everyone is feverishly avoiding looking at) will become much more urgent in the event of Scottish independence, because according to EU rules “cross-border” pensions can’t just boot the problem into the long grass for years, and have to ensure any shortfall is funded immediately.
EU rules? But haven’t the Unionists spent most of the last six months telling us that an independent Scotland wouldn’t be an EU member, and would have to wait years at the back of the queue to join as a new country? Phew! Problem solved!
(Our emphases.) That’s pretty clear, then – the No campaign will not accept money from “foreign donors”, but will take “up to £500” from people resident in the UK.
We haven’t heard any more from Ian Taylor’s lawyers yet. But in a surprising development never previously observed on the internet, his attempt to silence various pro-independence voices appears to have resulted in people digging deeper into the affairs of Vitol, the oil-trading company of which he’s been Chief Executive since 1995.
One particularly interesting revelation that we don’t think was covered in any of the earlier articles relates to the company’s conduct in the Republic of the Congo, where they got up to shenanigans a little shadier than simply drinking all the Um Bongo.
(The next-biggest donator, author CJ Sansom, sent their £161,000 cheque from their home in Sussex, which we’re fairly sure also isn’t in Scotland.)
We’ve dropped Mr Sheridan a line asking if he finds non-Scottish-resident, tax-avoiding Ian Taylor’s huge donation to the No campaign “nauseating”. We’ll let you know his answer the minute it arrives, which surely won’t be long.
After six years in kneejerk opposition, extending even so far as to abstain on or vote against budgets with their own amendments in them, Scottish Labour have apparently suddenly discovered the merits of mature, constructive consensus politics. This week has seen the party calling for unity in opposing the bedroom tax, and demanding that the Scottish Government should mitigate the effect on social-housing tenants by providing tens of millions of pounds from its own budget to bridge the gap.
There are numerous reasons why this isn’t a practical long-term solution, some of which we explore in the comments on this Labour activist’s blog post. But if anyone should be wondering why it might also seem politically unattractive to the SNP, perhaps it might be instructive to note what Labour’s reaction was when the Nats did that very thing a year ago, when finance secretary John Swinney found £40m to lessen the effects of UK government cuts forcing the poorest to contribute more Council Tax.
A couple of paragraphs in a Vince Cable story (to over-dignify the piece in question) from today’s Scotsman are quite amusing if you swap the order they come in.
“The first day I took up my job as the chief economist at Shell I was given a plaque which had an Arabic saying and when I pressed for a translation, they said ‘All those who claim to predict the future are lying, even if they are later proved right’.”
Righto.
“Business Secretary Vince Cable last night warned that an independent Scotland’s reliance on revenue from oil would result in savage public spending cuts or tax rises, as he addressed the Liberal Democrat Scottish conference.”
For the seasoned political analyst (and also for idiots like us), it can be hard to offer a rational explanation for why any thinking human being would ever believe a word the Labour Party says about anything any more.
It came to power 16 years ago promising to introduce electoral reform, then ditched it. (But still hilariously claims to be committed to the principle despite 100 years of failing to deliver it.) It also pledged not to introduce university tuition fees, then introduced them. It campaigned for re-election on a promise not to increase them, then increased them. It – well, we could go on all day, just about tuition fees alone.
But let’s cut to the chase and move up to the present day.
A lot of independence supporters are getting excited today about this clip of Labour shadow-cabinet MP Helen Goodman telling the BBC that Labour would keep the bedroom tax. They’re right to highlight it, but most are doing so for the wrong reasons.
Goodman’s position is that Labour WOULD still implement the hated tax, but would only penalise people for over-occupying their housing if they’d been offered smaller accommodation and refused to move. Opponents of Labour are observing the hypocrisy of the party raging against the tax in public while admitting they’d retain it, which is fair enough, but also misses the real point.
As we’ve mentioned before, it really has been a revelation to discover that the Daily Record’s iPad app – which gives you the entire printed paper, not just the selection of stories that reach the Record website – is free on weekdays. Today, for example, it brought us a large not-online Page 2 piece on former Tory cabinet minister Liam Fox’s idiotic hardline policy suggestions for the party, which were expertly ridiculed by Conservative commentator Alex Massie yesterday.
Thanks to Mr Massie’s splendid work, there’s no need for us to bother with Fox’s comments. What we noticed instead was the Record’s analysis of them.
Hatey McHateface on Bad Santa: “Could have been devout Christians to blame, gregor. The origins of the Christmas Tree lies in pagan rituals. Even in…” Dec 24, 13:07
Breeks on Bad Santa: “Oh, and just on a brighter note, I think SALVO has the potential to scare them again… At the moment,…” Dec 24, 13:00
Campbell Clansman on Bad Santa: “Not just Scotland, but the whole world, knew that if you voted SNP in 2016, you were voting for Sturgeon…” Dec 24, 12:55
Campbell Clansman on Bad Santa: “Since you voted SNP in 2016, you voted for Sturgeon as FM. Case Closed.” Dec 24, 12:49
Anton Decadent on Bad Santa: “Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to everyone. I joined Twitter to get my Hate Monster badges two months…” Dec 24, 12:45
Hatey McHateface on Bad Santa: “Imagine the outrage if they started shooting the dogs too, Ros. The people would be out on the streets of…” Dec 24, 12:36
Hatey McHateface on Bad Santa: “You certainly have it all sussed, Mia. If we vote SNP, we’ll just get the status quo, forever. If we…” Dec 24, 12:15
Breeks on Bad Santa: “I agree Mia, but I have misgivings about the broken system favouring the Independence cause. The Westminster Government is foremost…” Dec 24, 12:13
Hatey McHateface on Bad Santa: ““Humza and Swinney were foisted on us by the British establishment” Course they were, Mia, course they were. Thank the…” Dec 24, 12:02
gregor on Bad Santa: “BBC: Protests erupt in Syria over Christmas tree burning: “Thousands of demonstrators took to the streets across the country -…” Dec 24, 12:01
Hatey McHateface on Bad Santa: ““Same as what’s happening in Syria” Good Gravy, Geri! 600,000 deid! How have they managed to keep that quiet?” Dec 24, 11:59
Hatey McHateface on Bad Santa: “Hope you’ve asked Santa nicely for some smelling salts, Michael, and a stronger cord for your string of pearls. Maybe…” Dec 24, 11:55
Mia on Bad Santa: ““I agree , Ian ……the chances of her getting her legal/criminal just desserts are slim to non-existent” I also agree…” Dec 24, 11:38
Mia on Bad Santa: “The SNP as a brand is finished. Actually, it has been deliberately terminated. It is basically labour under a fake…” Dec 24, 11:00
Robert Hughes on Bad Santa: “I agree , Ian ……the chances of her getting her legal/criminal just desserts are slim to non-existent ; she’s too…” Dec 24, 10:58
Ian Brotherhood on Bad Santa: “I just can’t see her doing any porridge Breeks – she’s done her ‘job’ well and has earned all the…” Dec 24, 10:22
Republicofscotland on Bad Santa: “Our NHS is in right state – and it will only get worse. Scottish ambulance staff – were placed on…” Dec 24, 10:06
Breeks on Bad Santa: “A lifetime in obscurity awaits Sturgeon, preferrably a large part of it spent behind bars. But the problem goes on.…” Dec 24, 09:58
Geri on Bad Santa: “Who did you vote for? The ones who sold everything in little England to foreigners, including the chocolate? The UK…” Dec 24, 09:57
Mia on Bad Santa: “Actually no. Personally, whilst I voted for the SNP in 2016, 2017 and 2019, I did not vote for Sturgeon…” Dec 24, 09:43
Robert Hughes on Bad Santa: “Not sure what your point is here , Y.L . I wasn’t making any declaration re JFK’s character and I’m…” Dec 24, 09:32
Dan on Bad Santa: “I notice you are still posting shite. The electorate don’t get to vote and decide who becomes First Minister. That…” Dec 24, 09:02
Young Lochinvar on Bad Santa: “Thanks for the reply. It was a bird, we can agree on that 🙂 JFK fulfilling his statements front of…” Dec 24, 08:23
Young Lochinvar on The Cost Of Truth: “Gloriana writing FACTS based on UK govt propaganda and Glorianas own speculation and “interpretation”of already skewed figures..” Dec 24, 07:50
Young Lochinvar on The Cost Of Truth: “So we own it too in this (ahem) Union of Equals then. Sorted.” Dec 24, 07:46
Young Lochinvar on Bad Santa: “And Gloriana; Before you even mention Russell Findlay- best to remember that when the sun of political ability at its…” Dec 24, 04:06
Young Lochinvar on Bad Santa: “Gloriana Mibbes aye, Mibbes naw. She’s certainly been found out now though. I think that’s the whole point if only…” Dec 24, 04:00
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Michael Laing on Bad Santa: “While I’m sceptical about some of the figures I’ve seen lately regarding strengthening support for independence, if they’re exaggerated, I…” Dec 24, 01:43