It’d be quite hard to find an image that more completely summed up the wretched state of the SNP in 2025 than this one. Look at that tiny handful of miserable faces, sitting dejectedly around a near-empty function room. It’s so bleak Mike Leigh could make an entire movie out of it.
And we know what you’re thinking – that we sat through some internet livestream to find the most pitiful-looking freezeframe imaginable to show them in a bad light. But nope. Kevin Stewart MSP posted this cheery snapshot of his own free will on Twitter on Sunday morning, presumably in the hope of boosting party morale in some way.
We’ve written a number of extremely, painstakingly detailed articles in the last few months explaining why list votes for the SNP at next year’s election will be wasted, and will serve only to elect Unionist (and in particular Reform) MSPs.
Unfortunately, some people still don’t get it.
And that’s understandable, because super-detailed articles are long and people have terribly short attention spans nowadays, especially if there are large tranches of fiddly arithmetic involved. So let’s go the opposite way.
(Apologies for our impromptu week off, we’ve been very busy with other stuff and there was nothing happening in Scottish politics anyway. See you on Monday.)
Nor was it even the fact that his death was captured in all its shocking, bloody horror on video, and inescapable on social media, nor that it came just the day after footage broke of another appalling killing in the States, the unprovoked stabbing of Ukrainian refugee Iryna Zarutska by a violent lunatic who’d been released on no-fee bail despite 14 previous arrests and should never have been at large.
In the end, the most chilling thing about this particular crime is this: Charlie Kirk was killed for doing exactly what civilised people are supposed to do.
(From reporting of the proceedings at Westminster Magistrates Court, it sounds very much like Watson has been directing and influencing Tarquin’s complaints to the police – which had originally been dismissed as baseless – and was largely responsible for the matter getting to trial.)
But Watson isn’t the only middle-aged trans-identifying man with whom “Tarquin” has a seemingly close relationship when it comes to the relentless, vindictive persecution of people who believe in biological sex.
We think (but haven’t been able to verify) that that’s Watson on the left of the thumbnail of the above video, in the facemask and with a brown bag amid extraordinary scenes as Tarquin left the court after giving his evidence.
But the burly, blond bespectacled man at the centre of it, who appears to be acting as some sort of official representative for “Tarquin”, is Stephanie Hayden – born Anthony Halliday, who changed his name in 2005 to Steven Hayden shortly after being released from the Sex Offenders Register (more on that below) before obtaining a GRC in the name of “Stephanie” in 2017.
Hayden is a convicted paedophile and self-described lawyer who, like Lynsay Watson, dedicates his entire life to the persecution of gender-critical campaigners.
And as remarkable as it might seem to anyone who read our previous piece, Hayden may be the more toxic of the two.
We’ve written already about the magnitude of the error transactivists have made in bringing about the arrest of Graham Linehan on trumped-up incitement charges. But thanks to the excellent work of court reporter Nick Wallis this week, the sheer scale of it is still only beginning to unfold.
At its heart is a scarcely-believable tale about how a tiny handful of deeply mentally ill men – at the core, just three – have for years orchestrated a campaign of vindictive, hateful intimidation and terror which has caused untold suffering to individuals, done catastrophic damage to the reputation of the police, and cost the taxpayer millions of pounds, all in a desperate attempt to validate their own delusions.
It’s going to be no small task to summarise it for you. But let’s do our best.
The Scottish Greens, who until last year were a party of government, claim to have 7,600 members. This month they conducted an election to choose two people as their “co-conveners”, from a list of four candidates, and almost 90% of the party’s members decided that they didn’t want any of them.
And now today, just four years and three months of struggle later:
As far as we’re aware, today marks the first time the Scottish Government has formally acknowledged that transwomen are men. For our next trick, we’re going to send in an FOI asking if they know what religion the Pope is, or where bears go to the toilet.
(All of which she chose to accompany with a series of photographs that made her look like a sinister Cockney chav crime matriarch in a Guy Ritchie movie. She once dubbed herself Scotland’s “chief mammy”, but now comes across more like Ma Baker.)
But we’ve only just finished reading the whole book, so here’s the actual review.
Hatey McHateface on The Modern Politician: “Grangemouth closed because the SNP/Green wreckers at HR voted for virtue signalling Scottish Nutt Zero by 2045. 5 years ahead…” Feb 11, 19:45
Hatey McHateface on The Modern Politician: ““The deindustrialisation of Thatcher has ruined the health of much of the Scottish population and of the North of England”…” Feb 11, 19:36
Hatey McHateface on The Modern Politician: ““explain what you mean” If politicians get re-elected time after time, then in the eyes of the voters, they’re not…” Feb 11, 19:17
Hatey McHateface on The Modern Politician: ““girls fed testosterone” Crivens! I’d heard of maneaters. I’d never realised it was a literal description.” Feb 11, 19:11
Hatey McHateface on The Modern Politician: “Form an orderly queue, Insider. I’m still waiting to hear how Alf presents the passport issued by an imaginary country…” Feb 11, 19:06
Hatey McHateface on The Modern Politician: “Great stuff, Alf. Could have been better though – needed something from Fanon to add that little bit extra. BTW.…” Feb 11, 19:01
Insider on The Modern Politician: “Alf ! Still waiting for an answer to my query yesterday concerning your fascinating comments about how “different animal species”…” Feb 11, 18:01
Chas on The Modern Politician: “As usual, I read the comments starting from the bottom up. I note 6 in a row from Cheyne, all…” Feb 11, 16:02
Alf Baird on The Modern Politician: ““Scottish politics is different” Indeed so, but we must understand why this is the case. Its because we are talking…” Feb 11, 15:04
PC Foster on The Modern Politician: “Ha . A woman ‘in a dress’ is code for ‘we are too scared to mention it was a trans.!” Feb 11, 14:24
James Cheyne on The Modern Politician: “The awful governance and policies of Tories, Labour, Greens, libdems and the SNP are the worst of the worst applied…” Feb 11, 13:42
James Cheyne on The Modern Politician: “Psyops and psychology worked on the democratic voters.” Feb 11, 13:08
James Cheyne on The Modern Politician: “Making your options so awful, they can guide you into making the choices they aways wanted you to make.” Feb 11, 12:37
Lorna Campbell on The Modern Politician: “Yes, exactly. The media twists itself out of shape to try and not hurt the feelz of this dangerous lobby.…” Feb 11, 12:31
James Cheyne on The Modern Politician: “The replication of reducing Scotland to a one party system is being done in England, Wales and Ireland, Nobody worth…” Feb 11, 12:31
James Cheyne on The Modern Politician: “Labour moved into the SNP for a reason, The next step is to reduce the ability people having the right…” Feb 11, 12:12
sam on The Modern Politician: “She, like every other leading politician, reacted to public pressure. She abolished the poll tax and did not introduce the…” Feb 11, 12:07
James Cheyne on The Modern Politician: “We do know what two tiers beliefs are, and he follows them to the letter. Reduce the success and workings…” Feb 11, 11:59
James Cheyne on The Modern Politician: “The Scottish experiment. Trick them into believing they are in a union treaty with England. Get rid of the Scottish…” Feb 11, 11:47
100%Yes on The Modern Politician: “AYE, YOUR WRONG he’s got his own mind and he’s no one lap dog. He’s a British politician who in…” Feb 11, 10:41
TURABDIN on The Modern Politician: “FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS… “The true interests and desires of a society are embodied in what Rousseau called its…” Feb 11, 10:30
Marie on The Modern Politician: “I wondered that when I saw media reports saying that the shooter was a woman “in a dress”. Immediately smelled…” Feb 11, 10:22
Ian Smith on The Modern Politician: “We cannot forever keep financially hitting the successful to keep the subsidised in business. I prefer the German/Austrian type model…” Feb 11, 09:35
Willie on The Modern Politician: “As an aside this Wednesday morning I’ve just read an article in the Telegraph reporting outrage at new government letter…” Feb 11, 09:31
Ian Smith on The Modern Politician: “Meanwhile in Canada, a coach and horses has been run through the argument that anyone is safe near transgender menwomen.…” Feb 11, 09:20
Willie on The Modern Politician: “You draw attention to a very concerning aspect Bilbo where a huge corporate business in the name of Tesco can…” Feb 11, 08:17
Bilbo on The Modern Politician: “O/T I saw this article about how increases in Business rates are affecting business in a part of Glasgow: https://archive.is/Th4cz…” Feb 11, 07:20
Bilbo on The Modern Politician: “While it it not right to gloat over the ‘Scottish’ Daily Record publishing plant loses, it is right to gloat…” Feb 11, 07:08
Bilbo on The Modern Politician: “I was going to mention about the ‘Scottish’ Daily Record publishing plant moving to England but it seems little point…” Feb 11, 07:02
DaveL on The Modern Politician: “Vows visions pledges and promises they’re really not worth a toss coming from the mouths of politicians. So Starmer and…” Feb 11, 03:57