The multi-statement meltdown that has been the unravelling of Nicola Sturgeon this week has been quite something to behold. Last night, for example, we swear our Twitter feed presented these two tweets one after the other.
We’ll be honest with you, readers, if we were in a situation where a lawyer was issuing statements for us, this isn’t what we’d want to hear.
“If my client had been charged, she’d be in prison right now” is a worrying distance short of a vote of confidence in your client’s innocence.
But the statement Aamer Anwar put out for Nicola Sturgeon last night – her FOURTH in 48 hours, despite saying on Monday morning that she’d be making no further comment on the Peter Murrell case – had rather more wrong with it than even that.
So, having made a statement on Monday morning which asserted that she wouldn’t make any further statements, then making another statement on Monday afternoon, Nicola Sturgeon and her solicitor issued a third statement in 36 hours last night.
And while we acknowledge that this is a very high bar to clear, it contained one of the most troubling and blatant lies she’s ever told.
And as the Nicola Sturgeon Loyal, led by her most faithful of lieutenants, set out to try to take control of the post-conviction narrative, let’s take a look at just what a boatload of bare-faced bullshit the above is.
There will be no trial, no cross-examination, no explanation. The people of Scotland, the members and supporters of the SNP, the wider Yes movement, none of us will ever know what really happened. Ever get the feeling you’ve been cheated?
Despite what you or we might think, in the eyes of the Scottish Football Association this ISN’T a pitch invasion. This is simply what a football match in progress looks like.
Because according to the absolutely extraordinary statement they’ve released this evening, that was game time. The clock was still running, nothing was being added to account for the fact that there were thousands of thugs rampaging across the field, and the game was still happening in that moment, until it was ended four seconds later.
The image below is a graph illustrating how many seats each party won in last week’s supposedly “proportional” Scottish Parliament election, compared to how many they would have won if the electoral system had been actually proportional.
The SNP and Greens are now over-represented by 37% and 50% respectively, while the Unionist parties are all under-represented compared to their vote share by (left to right) 26%, 19%, 20% and 23%.
The Additional Member System has failed very badly at its job, from either perspective. “Pro-indy” parties have 73 seats (57%) rather than the 52 seats that their 40.8% vote share should have earned, while Unionist parties have 56 seats (or 43%) when they should have 69 for their 56% of the vote.
(The other 4% of the vote was scattered among 24 other parties or independents, with 1.8% going to identifiably pro-independence candidates, increasing the total “pro-indy” vote to 42.6%, fully 10 points short of current polling for independence itself.)
It is, therefore, a little bit of a stretch – to put it mildly – to present the refusal of the UK government to grant a second independence referendum on the basis of the results as an outrage against “democracy”. Indeed, if any outrage against democracy has taken place, it happened last Thursday.
Anyone seeking to make a compelling argument for the proposition that Scotland’s politicians and lawmakers are simply too farcically incompetent to ever be trusted with running an independent country had a gift-wrapped Godsend delivered to them last week by the idiot student children of Edinburgh.
But we can’t really put the blame on the colourfully-haired, keffiyeh-clad cretin kiddies of the capital for that, because it’s their elders and betters who opened the door.
Well, we told you so. We told you in March (and indeed long before then) that the 2026 Holyrood election was a giant waste of time and money that would deliver exactly the same useless Parliament we already had, and so it proved.
The SNP ended up giving half-a-dozen seats to the Greens, Labour donated a handful to the Lib Dems, the Tories split into two parties with 29 seats instead of a single party with 31 and that’s about it. The SNP, Greens and Lib Dems stayed first, fourth and last, while the right-wing split let Labour creep from 3rd to joint 2nd despite losing seats.
A pro-indy tally of 72 became a pro-indy tally of 73, big whoop, and almost every SNP list vote elected Unionists instead, just as we told you for almost a year it would do.
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Lothianlad on In pursuit of clarity: “Tgey are nithing more than enforcers of tge SNP cabal.” Jun 6, 17:59
crazycat on In pursuit of clarity: “It looks as if the chargeback time limit is 120 days, though if the purchase is a pre-payment for eg…” Jun 6, 17:55
agentx on In pursuit of clarity: “A whole article about you Stu Police Scotland warned it faces judicial review over flat-out refusal to reinvestigate missing SNP…” Jun 6, 17:41
Skip_NC on In pursuit of clarity: “The oversight should be from the judiciary. The problem we have is that the College of Justice contains 34 (?)…” Jun 6, 17:36
Ian McCubbin on The Lord Of The Rings: “My worst fears coming to fruition. Swinney as corrupt as Sturgeon and both assets of Englidh state. Our police system…” Jun 6, 17:35
Bilbo on In pursuit of clarity: “Just to clarify, there are two routes that people can take to get their donations back. First is contacting your…” Jun 6, 17:12
agentx on In pursuit of clarity: “This is interesting https://www.copfs.gov.uk/services/victim-services/victims-right-to-review/ Victims’ Right to Review This guide explains how the victim of a crime can ask COPFS…” Jun 6, 17:06
Alf Baird on In pursuit of clarity: “A colonised “country will always struggle to prosper”, not least given ‘the objective of colonialism is to widen inequality’ (Memmi).…” Jun 6, 17:04
Andrea on In pursuit of clarity: “Thanks Sven and Cynicus. I confess, i too thought it was Homer Simpson, although that would have not really gone…” Jun 6, 17:01
Sian Laidlaw on In pursuit of clarity: “I am amazed Mr. Campbell that having addressed and sent your email to The Chief Constable of Police Scotland it…” Jun 6, 16:55
Richard on In pursuit of clarity: “Appropriate song in the context of such good work. I guess that makes it 2 Honest Men. www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKQBUqrzN1Q” Jun 6, 16:35
Mark Beggan on In pursuit of clarity: “Even Police Scotland sometimes have to stand naked.” Jun 6, 16:27
twathater on In pursuit of clarity: “I agree wholeheartedly that the misuse and misappropriation of the ring fenced referendum DONATIONS are MORE important if not as…” Jun 6, 16:19
McDuff on In pursuit of clarity: “An exceptional letter rev and one that needed to be sent.” Jun 6, 16:12
Knuckle_Heid on In pursuit of clarity: “How stupid are the Police & COPFS to respond so hastily (and it would appear, in concert) to such a…” Jun 6, 16:07
Mark Beggan on In pursuit of clarity: ““Behold that which I have seen: it is good and comely for one to eat and to drink, and to…” Jun 6, 16:03
Confused on In pursuit of clarity: “I think the most you can expect is that they will look at it on VAR. – trouble is, Dot…” Jun 6, 16:02
Cynicus on In pursuit of clarity: “Martin: “ The more expensive gifts may have been to girlfriends/boyfriends” ===== Interesting point. I note your admirable discretion in…” Jun 6, 15:57
Al-Stuart on In pursuit of clarity: “. Hi Stuart, Brave effort. There IS another way to reach the same (and just) end that the current injustice,…” Jun 6, 15:54
gm on In pursuit of clarity: “A very depressing article. Quangoland, a colossal job creation scheme for the elite. Anyone wondering why our country’s are in…” Jun 6, 15:43
BH on In pursuit of clarity: “It has been amply documented that investigations can be done in advance via old skool police box.” Jun 6, 15:12
Martin on In pursuit of clarity: “I wonder if Police Scotland considered if some of Murrell’s purchases were for wedding presents as I guess both he…” Jun 6, 15:03
Ian on In pursuit of clarity: “People in glasshouses – https://archive.ph/OjLZR The UK is unfixable. An independent Scotland might be. That’s the real difference.” Jun 6, 14:58
Cynicus on In pursuit of clarity: “As always, I defer to your erudition in matters linguistic, Fhearghais” Jun 6, 14:57
ALANM on In pursuit of clarity: “This is all very easily explained. We live in a country where the politicians are corrupt, the judges are corrupt…” Jun 6, 14:55
Cynicus on In pursuit of clarity: “TURABDIN: “One arises from a low to a high station more often by using fraud instead of force. Niccolo Machiavelli”…” Jun 6, 14:48
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on In pursuit of clarity: “Come off it — it’s a quote from the Simpsons!” Jun 6, 14:36
Cynicus on In pursuit of clarity: “Alex says: 6June, 2026 at 1:19 pm “Why isn’t more being of the culture issues relating to the covering up…” Jun 6, 14:35