A different school 145
Posted on
June 23, 2025 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
Tommy Sheppard knows a John Swinney you don’t know.
And who, conveniently, you’re not allowed to see.
Author Archive
Holiday Relief 369
Posted on
June 17, 2025 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
We’re thinking of just handing over Wings to Grok for the summer so we can spend all our time feeding the swans, readers. Here’s what the Twitter artificial intelligence bot said when we asked it to assess today’s National front page.
Sounds about right to us. We’re off for a walk.
Let’s Not Make Some Plans 240
Posted on
June 13, 2025 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
At first, this merely sounds like the worst day out ever.
But for supporters of independence, in fact it’s even grimmer than that.
The Grand Tour 154
Posted on
June 10, 2025 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
Lacking anything better to do on a grey and cloudy day in Bath, we thought it might be a lark to go through every Holyrood constituency in Scotland and contemplate where it might go in next year’s election, based on the current state of polling.
And just to make things interesting, compared to our last assessment we’re going to give opposition parties the (often considerable) benefit of the doubt in a few seats for the sheer heck of it, and see if there’s any even slightly plausible outcome that means the SNP might win some list seats if all their voters vote for them on both ballots, or if they’ll waste a million votes for nothing and get dozens of Unionists elected like they did in 2021. [SPOILER: don’t prepare yourself for a surprise.]
Two Of A Kind 58
Posted on
June 09, 2025 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
Humza Yousaf, March 2024:
Actual result: Labour 37, SNP 9, Lib Dems 6, Tories 5. The two horses in the two-horse race finished second and fourth, and won just 19% of seats between them.
And here’s John Swinney a week and a half ago:
The two horses finished second and third.
The matter of whether Yousaf and Swinney are a pair of massive liars, or are simply hopelessly out of touch with political reality, is one we’ll leave to your own judgement.
What We Don’t Know Now 72
Posted on
June 08, 2025 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
One of the very few phrases universally recognised in Scotland but which will draw blank looks anywhere else in the UK is the dry, dark “Well, ye ken noo”. Until recently it had no equivalent that we can bring to mind in the rest of the English-speaking world, although arguably that gap has now been at least partly filled by the acronym “FAFO”.
(We try not to swear on the site, so let’s say it stands for “Fool Around, Find Out”.)
So now the smoke has cleared, the troops have departed the battlefield and the winner is enjoying the spoils, what did we find out on Thursday night, and what didn’t we?
Let’s assess the scene.
The Jokers 144
Posted on
June 06, 2025 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
In the end, the people of Hamilton, Larkhall and Stonehouse made fools of us all.
Because nobody, but nobody, saw that result coming.
Ball Of Confusion 18
Posted on
June 05, 2025 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
We must admit, we don’t quite get what the Daily Record is trying to achieve.
Having already told its dwindling band of readers that voting for both the SNP and Labour is the only way to stop Reform in today’s Hamilton by-election, for the last two days it’s deployed some random loony in a hard hat and the vegan former Rangers captain Graeme Souness to the same ostensible end.
Souness, famously a supporter of Margaret Thatcher and the Conservatives, tells Record readers today that they must vote Labour in order to prevent Thatcher’s right-wing heirs from winning the seat – even though Labour are dead, plucked, stuffed and cooked geese in the eyes of the bookmakers and voting for them only increases the chances of both Reform AND the SNP.
Why genocide is brilliant 84
Posted on
June 04, 2025 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
And No Great Mischief Should They Fall 131
Posted on
June 03, 2025 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
A few weeks ago we had a thought. And it seemed quite an interesting thought, so we decided to commission a poll on it from our old pals at Norstat.
63-37? Well, there’s your clear and overwhelming support.
Here And There 12
Posted on
June 02, 2025 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
This is what Labour say in Scotland:
And this is what they say elsewhere, when they think nobody in Scotland is looking:
One day someone’s going to tell them about the internet, and our life’s going to get a lot more difficult. Until that day, though, let’s just enjoy the laughs.
A Butterfly On Absinthe 116
Posted on
June 02, 2025 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
If you’ve been reading Scottish social media or the Scottish press for the last year and a half or so, the following graph is going to come as a bit of a shock to you.
But there it is all the same.
