Last week we warned you to beware of poll questions containing the formulation “Does [X] make you more or less likely to vote in a certain way?”, and this evening Survation have provided us with an example of why.
According to those numbers, the conflict between Alex Salmond and Nicola Sturgeon has caused a staggering 47% of Scots to change their likelihood of voting Yes in an independence referendum. And the bulk of those – 37% – say it’s made them MUCH more or MUCH less likely to vote Yes.
Those numbers break by more than 2 to 1 (23% to 11%) in favour of “much less likely”, which is a margin of change (12 points) bigger than almost any Yes majority that’s ever been recorded in a poll.
In other words, if the poll is to be believed, Nicola Sturgeon’s attempt to neutralise Alex Salmond as a threat to her personal political power has almost definitely turned a Yes vote into a No vote as people have started paying attention to it.
Someone forwarded a Freedom Of Information response to us today. It’s frighteningly illustrative of the kind of Scotland that the SNP are bringing into being.
We’re assuming, naturally, that the First Minister will be duly suspended from the SNP while these shocking allegations are fully investigated, just like Gareth Wardell, Denise Findlay, Neale Hanvey, Mark McDonald, Michelle Thomson, Neil Hay, etc etc etc were.
We’re not, of course. And nor should she be, because “shared a platform with” is the ugly ginger stepchild of fake-outrage cancel culture – lower on the smear scale even than “liked a tweet by” or “linked an article by someone who completely separately had an unfashionable opinion on a completely different subject several years ago”. It’s absolute guff punted only by scumbags.
Nevertheless, the uncomfortable fact is that those are precisely the crimes for which other people WERE suspended and/or ostracised from the party, and we can’t help wishing the SNP’s flagrant hypocrisy about it was just a little bit less obvious and less arrogantly blatant, so that it wasn’t quite so painfully offensive to any decent person, and so that we weren’t having to fight quite so hard to keep believing in independence when we see the grim state of the Scotland that’s taking shape before our eyes.
We took the day off today because we didn’t trust ourselves to watch the Hate Crime Bill debate without doing something violent. By all accounts it was the smart call.
While the debate overran and will conclude with a vote tomorrow, there’s no suspense about the outcome. With the backing of the snivelling, hateful, misogynist Greens (one female MSP out of six, entirely by choice), the bill will pass and Scotland will become a country where almost anything you say could be a hate crime.
The bill is designed to terrify normal people into silence about almost any subject, as an automatic habit. Even in your own home you won’t be safe from denunciation.
And while an amendment by Adam Tomkins of the Scottish Tories – it has come to the stage, readers, where we’re reduced to needing the Tories to try to save us from the SNP – should help a lot of people escape being convicted, that’s not even the point. Malicious, vexatious complaints will have put them through months of worry and fear, effectively punishing them even though they’re innocent, and most people – especially women – will simply hold their tongue to avoid the trauma.
For the last couple of years this site has been critical of the SNP’s failure to make any sort of progress on independence. But this is far, far worse even than that. Because if they somehow miraculously achieved independence tomorrow, we’d be afraid to live in the Scotland they’re creating.
Our country doesn’t have a SINGLE political party remotely fit for government. Voters in May face a choice between the evil, the stupid, and the evil and stupid. And they can’t even be angry about it, because even the politest anger is now a hate crime.
We wish we had a constructive course of action to suggest to you, folks. But we don’t, because democracy has failed you. There is no way you can vote that will fix the ruins the SNP have made of Scotland. We cannot see a way forward. It is becoming nearly impossible to evade the conclusion that all is lost. Nicola Sturgeon has destroyed it.
When we suggested yesterday that the SNP was turning into New Labour, we didn’t expect them to go to quite so much trouble to provide us with a timely illustration.
In happier times, almost seven years ago, a united and focused Yes movement had a bit of fun at the expense of Labour MP Ian Murray when he had a huge pearl-clutching fainting fit over someone putting a couple of stickers on his constituency office.
The SNP has of course denied them, but they also denied our recent leak from the party’s draft manifesto and we know for sure that that was real. The trouble with lying all the time is that nobody believes you even if you occasionally tell the the truth.
Of course, there would be an easy way to prove the numbers were a fake – release the real ones, which is in any case the most fundamental element of transparency in a democratic election. And whatever they are could hardly be any more embarrassing than the rumours, which have candidates topping the list (and likely to get seats) on a shocking 2.4% of the vote.
It brings us genuinely no pleasure at all to report that events in Scottish politics are panning out exactly the way we’ve been telling you they would for nearly two years.
There’s a strange new affliction affecting the SNP: fear of figures.
Now, we should say that we don’t believe for even a second that the SNP has actually had 10,000 new members in the last two days. It’s ridiculous to the point of insulting. But purely for the sake of argument, let’s imagine it was true.
Finally, after an astonishing four and a half days of “counting”, the SNP have released their candidate rankings for the regional list in this year’s Holyrood election. We’ll give you the results first, and then something much more interesting.
Like an old man getting up for the fourth time in the middle of the night, the Scottish Government has squeezed out another little dribble of its legal advice in respect of the conduct of its shambolic investigation into false allegations against Alex Salmond.
And to push that gross analogy to its outermost limit, it must have found releasing one of the documents in particular as painful as passing a rather large kidney stone.
DWARDMAC on Irony you can’t buy: “Yes well I was there as well so let’s not ignore the hundreds and hundreds of billions of pounds siphoned…” Mar 21, 17:30
100%Yes on Irony you can’t buy: “I was looking at YouTube today and came across a video from The Independence Forum, here is the video link…” Mar 21, 17:13
Geri on Irony you can’t buy: “Craig should follow Brian Berletic. YouTube: The New Atlas. He’s been banging on for years about US foreign policy “continuity…” Mar 21, 16:57
Geri on Irony you can’t buy: “Sounds like a false flag to me. If Iran was going to hit anything that far I’d have thought navy…” Mar 21, 16:03
Aidan on Irony you can’t buy: “Does that sound like a plausible set of events?” Mar 21, 15:52
Alf Baird on Irony you can’t buy: “Scotland is ‘free of Scots’, if the oppressor ships oot 3-4 million (as they did between 1707-1970) and makes those…” Mar 21, 15:38
sarah on Irony you can’t buy: “From one midget [comparatively] horror to a vast, global one. Read Craig Murray’s blog today “Seeing Trump Clearly”. Having read…” Mar 21, 15:18
sarah on Irony you can’t buy: “@ Willie, Craig Murray tweeted yesterday that the “attempt to enter” Faslane was done by the 2 people going to…” Mar 21, 14:52
Sven on Irony you can’t buy: “As I contemplate Ms Sturgeon and the devastation she wreaked on the independence movement from within I’m reminded of the…” Mar 21, 14:40
Willie on Irony you can’t buy: “To change the narrative for a moment an Iranian man and a c have been arrested trying to enter the…” Mar 21, 13:52
sam on Irony you can’t buy: “I looked up the origin of the phrase online. It seems the origin is mediaeval and not at all to…” Mar 21, 13:50
James on Irony you can’t buy: “AFAIK it came fron dues (in England) called ‘escots’ or ‘escot-free’ if no due was to be paid,shortened to ‘scot-free’.…” Mar 21, 13:30
sam on Irony you can’t buy: “I am not quite sure whether it was Flann O’Brien, Myles na Gopaleen (a character in a 19th century novel…” Mar 21, 13:26
Skip_NC on Irony you can’t buy: “Grok has contradicted itself and its maths is wrong. I’ll do the sums for my own curiousity when I’m in…” Mar 21, 13:22
Lorncal on Irony you can’t buy: “You are right: the unions (some of them, not all) overstepped the mark and held the country to ransom for…” Mar 21, 13:00
Mark Beggan on Irony you can’t buy: “Fat boy Patrick Grady out canvassing in the West end today.” Mar 21, 12:59
Cynicus on Irony you can’t buy: “agentx Well done, you saved me the trouble. I would only add that American English pronunciation of “Scot free” is…” Mar 21, 12:58
Cynicus on Irony you can’t buy: “robertkknight says: 20 March, 2026 at 9:38 pm “More neck than Melman the giraffe!” ======== Is Melman’s neck also made…” Mar 21, 12:41
Confused on Irony you can’t buy: “I was flying my drone (DJI with hasselblad camera) over Faslane yesterday … – then this guy with a rucksack…” Mar 21, 12:17
Confused on Irony you can’t buy: “one of our top tr4ctors says : “england needs to steal EVERYTHING” https://archive.ph/9NWmx it always amazes me how, it is…” Mar 21, 12:15
Confused on Irony you can’t buy: ““Behind every great fortune there is a crime” – little Nikki (she’s a devil) is doing alright. Given all the…” Mar 21, 12:13
James Che on Irony you can’t buy: “Dan, That would be the devolved government of England under English laws, Statues and legislation sent into the realm of…” Mar 21, 12:11
Maxxmacc on Irony you can’t buy: “I’m stunned she has used the derogatory racist term “scot free” and not been picked up on that.” Mar 21, 12:05
James Che on Irony you can’t buy: “Regardless of wether the recorded historical information has to be repeated until Scotland, England, Ireland and possibly Wales, has to…” Mar 21, 12:00
Alf Baird on Irony you can’t buy: ““The people of Ireland need to realise that they are not in a treaty with Scotland” Yes, that’s what it…” Mar 21, 11:59
Dan on Irony you can’t buy: “Just in case Lorncal and this site which are so focused on gender critical matters don’t mention and highlight this…” Mar 21, 11:35
agentx on Irony you can’t buy: “Origins and Key Details: Medieval Tax: The “scot” is derived from Old English and Scandinavian (skat) terms for taxes or…” Mar 21, 11:25
Alf Baird on Irony you can’t buy: ““Its the Scots brain that is under captivity” Yes James, the colonial mindset is our biggest enemy. As Steve Biko…” Mar 21, 11:10
agentx on Irony you can’t buy: “Don’t forget that Sturgeon set up NICOLA STURGEON LIMITED so that she could reduce the amount of Scottish tax that…” Mar 21, 11:03
Luigi on Irony you can’t buy: “Scottish independence set back for a decade. Job done. Good on you Nicola. Your handlers will be pleased.” Mar 21, 11:01