Because while pretty much every journalist, pundit and legal expert reporting the case agrees that the amendment made to the Section 11 order protecting the anonymity of the complainers in the Alex Salmond case is an important and significant one, it hasn’t impressed the only person whose opinion actually matters: Andy Wightwash.
The Spectator’s application to the High Court for a variation of the anonymity order in HM Advocate vs Alexander Salmond has just finished. It seems to have been agreed by all parties that Lady Dorrian will now amend her order to read thus:
“An order at common law and in terms of section 11 of the Contempt of Court Act 1981, preventing publication of the names and identity and any information likely to disclose the identity of the complainers in the case of HMA v Alexander Elliot Anderson Salmond, as such complainers in those proceedings.”
We suppose this is a sort of compliment, in at least two senses.
The second of them, of course, being the sheer surprise of some people at discovering that not everyone is as cynical and devious as they evidently are themselves.
Once again we’ve clipped the entire question and “answer” so you can see nothing’s been taken out of context, but the important bit is from 2m 30s to 2m 53s.
Davidson’s question was quite complex but boiled down to why Nicola Sturgeon hadn’t properly recorded details and minutes of meetings on Scottish Government business, in direct breach of the Ministerial Code.
That’s a valid question in itself, to which there was no meaningful response, but it was what Sturgeon said right at the end that raised our eyebrows.
First Minister’s Questions was very interesting today. Ruth Davidson had some tricky ones which Nicola Sturgeon simply didn’t even attempt to look like she was answering, and we might come back to one of them in particular a little later on.
But Jackie Baillie’s were even more pointed, especially this one:
With our trademark scrupulous fairness we’ve included the full question and answer, and they raise a whole series of issues, but if you’re in a hurry the key part we want to talk about right now is between 0.18 and 0.26.
Sorry, folks, we had a minor medical emergency today (veteran readers can probably guess in which category) and haven’t been quite as on top of events as we’d like.
So terrible was it that the SNP had a backup plan to distract from it – a nonsense of a press release from SNP chief operating officer Sue Ruddick in which she made an allegation about a supposed “act of physical aggression” by Alex Salmond.
The following statement has been issued in response. It’s an eye-opener.
Committee on the Scottish Govt Handling of Harassment Complaints
Dear Ms Fabiani and Committee Members,
We have now had the opportunity to consult on Friday evening and over the weekend with our client on your clerk’s latest emails of Friday afternoon. Those followed the convener’s letter informing us that you do not intend to publish our client’s submission on the Ministerial Code, a submission which was sent to you on December 31st and which was carefully considered by this firm, and by Counsel, prior to submission.
Your latest communications and the decision not to publish exemplify the confusion and legal difficulties created by the Committee and which now plainly undermine the capacity of the Committee to fulfil the remit set by Parliament.
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on The Last Marble: “Link to source of Joanna Cherry quote above – https://x.com/joannaccherry/status/1954107324638880232” Aug 11, 01:06
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on The Last Marble: “Extract from Joanna Cherry’s sustained broadside against Nicola Sturgeon (from 8 Aug Scottish Daily Mail page image featured on Joanna’s…” Aug 11, 00:33
sarah on Snowflake Patrol: “Well done for putting time and money into trying to protect our youngsters, George. Your daughter is completely right to…” Aug 10, 21:47
Marie on The Last Marble: “Yet it was an ITV journalist (Peter Smith) that made her out to be a laughing stock on ITV news.” Aug 10, 21:28
sam on The Last Marble: “For Liberate Scotland?” Aug 10, 21:23
sarah on The Last Marble: “It is especially galling given that every journalist in Scotland knows what really happened, including the un-reported defence evidence that…” Aug 10, 21:21
Iain More on The Last Marble: “I see the Alphabet Wokist Quisling Sturgeon getting a lot of Media time on ITV. Nauseating! Disgusting! Stomach Churning!” Aug 10, 21:06
sarah on The Last Marble: “I agree, sam. It is amusing [sort of] and punchy – a very clear illustration of Scotland’s [and Wales and…” Aug 10, 20:37
sam on The Last Marble: “Off topic. My missus received this link and we watched it. It is a short video on the Free Scotland…” Aug 10, 19:53
Izzie on The Last Marble: “Can anyone enlighten me as to how this advances the cause of a free and independent Scotland?” Aug 10, 18:53
Lorn on Snowflake Patrol: “No, James, I know you did not say that Scotland was subsumed. Professor Black said that recently. I agree that…” Aug 10, 18:17
Lorn on Snowflake Patrol: “Correct, James. They just banked on no one up here knowing that or, failing that, not caring.” Aug 10, 17:53
TURABDIN on The Last Marble: “A REVIEW «An amazing achievement. Nicola Sturgeon manages to write dispassionately about her life’s passion, and mindfully about experiences that…” Aug 10, 16:47
Hatey McHateface on The Last Marble: “Discountable. Remainderable. Pulpable. Recyclable. You overlooked these, TURABDIN. Frankly, somebody’s made a big mistake. The only hope for decent sales…” Aug 10, 16:05
Iain More on The Last Marble: “Callum says: 10 August, 2025 at 8:30 am Sturgeon and her coterie of sycophants deliberately tried to put an innocent…” Aug 10, 15:53
sam on The Last Marble: “Doon the stank? Broomielaw?” Aug 10, 15:52
Hatey McHateface on Snowflake Patrol: “The sound of one hand clapping.” Aug 10, 15:52
James Barr Gardner on The Last Marble: “Wee Johnny’s lost his jaurie……..” Aug 10, 14:59
James Cheyne on Snowflake Patrol: “At the moment only one bank benefits from being the bank of England, just as the benefits of being the…” Aug 10, 14:28
James Cheyne on Snowflake Patrol: “TURABDIN, However, I agree with you that Scotland often seems to be the brains in general, while Certain parts of…” Aug 10, 14:14
TURABDIN on The Last Marble: “«SUCCESSFUL, REMARKABLE, great skill, unflinching honesty. triumph, truly searching, truly frank, compelling, clear-eyed, self-critical , riveting, deeply human, enlightened, enthralled.…” Aug 10, 14:14
James Cheyne on Snowflake Patrol: “TURABDIN. The bank of England had stronger connections to the East India Company first. And for all that is still…” Aug 10, 14:08
Mark Beggan on The Last Marble: “Frankly my dear I don’t give a dam. By Virago Curmudgeon” Aug 10, 13:25
Northcode on The Last Marble: “Sturgeon – no, not that one, this one; Theodore Sturgeon (1918-1985) was an American writer, mostly of fantasy and science…” Aug 10, 13:07
TURABDIN on Snowflake Patrol: “WHAT SCOTS DO FOR OTHERS, «William Paterson was a Scottish trader and banker. He was a founding member of the…” Aug 10, 12:59
Confused on The Last Marble: “this is unintentionally funny in all the wrong places https://archive.ph/XOZ9e – also, oddly revealing, in a between the lines sort-of-way…” Aug 10, 12:40
Sven on The Last Marble: “Oneliner @ 11.25. Well, I’ve long thought her a bit of a (pantomime) horse’s ass.” Aug 10, 12:25
James on Snowflake Patrol: “Probably got a job with “Aidan” and the 77th in “Fifeshire”.” Aug 10, 11:58
James on Snowflake Patrol: “Three in a row – Bingo!” Aug 10, 11:56
James on Snowflake Patrol: “Aye, they Yoons don’t like it up ’em!” Aug 10, 11:55