Sometimes, readers, analysis is simply unnecessary, because the news speaks for itself. We’re not just saying that because it’s a lovely sunny day outside in unseasonal t-shirt temperatures, either, because it’s difficult to think of what needs to be added to a polling result saying that – far from being sick of the whole issue after three years of constitutional debate – a three-to-two majority of Scots would welcome a second independence referendum within just FIVE years, and a two-to-one majority would be happy to have one within a decade.
When you add in the findings of a completely different poll which revealed that were the referendum tomorrow Scotland would vote Yes by 52-48 (a huge 7% swing in as many weeks), it doesn’t take much in the way of professional insight to deduce the mood of the nation, particularly in the context of pro-independence parties having trebled their membership while the hollowed-out shell of Scottish Labour implodes and a panicking media tries frantically to anoint Jim Murphy – Jim Murphy – as its saviour.
It’s been impossible to know where to start today. Last night hundreds of angry protestors picketed a £200-a-seat banquet in Glasgow at which Scottish Labour “showcase[d] the party in front of donors and business figures”in a desperate bid to raise cash for the branch office (which survives on handouts from the UK party), and at which deputy leader Anas Sarwar, less than 48 hours after vowing he’d remain in his position, announced that he’d step down after all.
Despite being the deputy, Sarwar wasn’t stepping down to contest the leadership, but rather to smooth the path of Jim Murphy. Murphy is London’s preferred candidate, but even Labour aren’t dim enough to want to run Holyrood with London-based MPs in BOTH of the leadership roles, so Sarwar pulled a swift U-turn to offer a potential “dream ticket” of Murphy and Kezia Dugdale, a Lothians list MSP who this week told the Edinburgh Evening News that she intends to leave politics within 10 years.
(Then again, in 2011 Jim Murphy told Labour List he wouldn’t consider running for Scottish leader for “maybe 20 years” and he’s only waited three, so who knows?)
The first full-size Scottish opinion poll on 2015 Westminster voting intentions after this disastrous routing’s probably going to be a sore one for the Nats, then.
Jim Murphy has finally announced that he’ll stand for the leadership of the Scottish branch office of the UK Labour Party. Tonight he told the Daily Record that:
“I am not going to shout at or about the SNP, I am going to talk to and listen to Scotland.”
For any of you who might have forgotten, here’s some recent footage of how Jim listens to Scotland and avoids shouting about the SNP:
Scottish Labour now has a leadership contest, with the (relatively) left-wing MSP Neil Findlay throwing his hat into the ring with that of colleague Sarah Boyack (assuming both can secure the necessary 10 nominations from M/S/EPs).
We thought we’d help him tidy up his press statement on the matter, as he appears to have accidentally left a few words out.
This is how it begins. This morning’s media reports a call from First Minister-elect Nicola Sturgeon that any future referendum on the UK’s membership of the EU should be subject to a veto from all four constituent nations – that is, if the UK as a whole votes to leave but either England, Scotland, Northern Ireland or Wales vote to stay in, the result is null and void.
It’s an extremely clever move. While none of the main three Westminster parties actually WANT to leave the EU and would love to go along with such a plan, public opinion in England will not allow any of them to back it. There would be a massive outcry, and quite legitimately so – Scotland, people would reasonably say, just voted that it wanted to remain part of the UK, and therefore must accept UK decisions.
And with that, the die is cast and the door opens.
It seems the Daily Record has taken something of a sulk at our post of earlier today. This evening the paper’s editor Murray Foote issued this statement on its Facebook page in response to one of a number of readers who’d posted links to the story:
So, a full day has passed and not a single comrade has put themselves forward for the job of pseudo-leading the snarling pit of angry dogs that is Scottish Labour. Perhaps we’ve underestimated them. Perhaps they’re not quite as dim as they look.
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Andrea on The Final Robbery: “I came here to ask that very question. Do we know what happened to that “loan” and why it was…” May 26, 21:20
Tinto Chiel on Off-topic: “@sarah: the tinies are now obsessed with slaters (“wood lice”) and green-veined white butterflies. I heard a goldcrest singing today,…” May 26, 21:07
GM on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “Izzie, I’ll take your posts at face value.The unionist weasels on here are lapping this up. They will always be…” May 26, 20:34
Aidan on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “If you’ve read the article above you’d see that it wasn’t just SNP members money that was stolen. It is…” May 26, 20:16
Hatey McHateface on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “Hmmm. Ordinarily this would summon up a barrage of abusive posts along the lines that the Telegraph (like the BBC)…” May 26, 20:08
Hatey McHateface on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “Sure, Northy, but please show some respect. Some of us are still in mourning for the disastrous election results (remember…” May 26, 20:01
Hatey McHateface on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “Don’t just leave it at that, you idle so-and-so! Stir yourself and post Ataturk’s speech.” May 26, 19:53
Hatey McHateface on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “Wouldn’t work, TURABDIN, we have no bananas.” May 26, 19:49
Cynicus on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “TURABDIN says: 26 May, 2026 at 6:57 pm «Instead of politicians, let monkeys govern countries; at least they will steal…” May 26, 19:47
Cynicus on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “I do not wish to be disrespectful to Mehmet Murat ildan, but Scots have had monkeys governing us in different…” May 26, 19:43
Hatey McHateface on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “Ah, c’moan noo, Aidan. If we’re all colonised and we’re all victims, then so is Murrell. There can be no…” May 26, 19:42
Anne on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “Pleased to see Alison Pearson today in the Telegraph has acknowledged you as having been the first to break the…” May 26, 19:42
Izzie on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “Aidan It seems the medua are hyping this to ‘get’ at tge SBP. The members are the victims here and…” May 26, 19:32
GM on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “‘..the chief exec stealing nearly all of the parties resources..’ Yes, and the chief exec who stole the SNP’s money…” May 26, 19:32
Northcode on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “The Murrells are a distraction from what should be the sole objective of the Scots, and their highest priority… independence.” May 26, 19:31
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Young Lochinvar on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “HMcH Bruce never sought a referendum from the English, he dragged them by the metaphorical scruff of the neck to…” May 26, 19:27
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Hatey McHateface on The Final Robbery: “We can be sure of one thing, Northy. If you are categorically wrong on this, as you so often are,…” May 26, 19:09
Hatey McHateface on No Money Back, No Guarantee: ““powers which would allow it to hold a second independence referendum” Man, is there no end to their shortsightedness, nor…” May 26, 18:59
TURABDIN on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “«Instead of politicians, let monkeys govern countries; at least they will steal only the bananas» ? Mehmet Murat ildan…Turkish Author…” May 26, 18:57
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Aidan on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “It’s hardly “overhyped” is it, the chief exec stealing nearly all of the parties resources.” May 26, 18:48
Young Lochinvar on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “Yes. Just think how much larger the yes numbers and smaller the no numbers would have been if the SNP-party-before-Country…” May 26, 18:34