Alert social-media users will have noticed that it’s hard to avoid a constant low-level buzzing from a faction of the Yes movement, calling on the next Scottish Government (in the event, as currently seems likely, that it’s another SNP majority) to issue a Unilateral Declaration of Independence, or UDI for short.
And in the context of achieving Scottish independence UDI is indeed the answer, if we assume that the question is “What’s the stupidest thing the SNP could possibly do?”
There’s a comment piece by Scottish Tory leader Ruth Davidson in today’s Sunday Times, comprising 846 words which could be condensed into two: “SNP BAD”.
As such it could have been easily turned into a speech by any Scottish Labour leader of the last five years with nothing more than a quick search-and-replace of the words “Conservative” and “Labour”. It puts forward nothing remotely resembling a policy, just paragraphs of boilerplate waffle and a call for a debate.
Davidson professes to offer “a practical and pro-UK alternative to the SNP”, a programme which she boils down to two key components. It seems to have entirely escaped her notice that they contradict each other on the most fundamental level.
“In an independent Scotland, we’ll never have to worry about Tory governments again”, said the man on my doorstep, his YES badge gleaming in the sunshine.
“I am a Tory,” said I, watching with some amusement as the man’s jaw dropped.
Unalert readers will have been startled to read in much of the media this morning – including a front-page piece on the Daily Record – of the “shocking” £100,000 cost of renaming the new Southern General hospital in Glasgow after the Queen.
Yesterday, whatever the merits of the actual decision involved, we saw an admirable attitude to transparency and accountability from NHS Greater Glasgow And Clyde in their handling of our Freedom Of Information request about the renaming of the South Glasgow University Hospital. An extremely comprehensive response arrived promptly and without any attempts at evasion.
Today was different, because today we were dealing with the BBC.
We’ve received a reply to the Freedom Of Information request we submitted to NHS Greater Glasgow and Clyde a few weeks ago with regard to the cost of renaming the new Southern General Hospital in Glasgow. The total cost of the renaming, the bulk of which was accounted for by the ceremony and three free-standing commemorative plaques, has been given as £100,486.
There’s much noisy chat at the moment about Jeremy Corbyn being 20 points ahead of his Labour leadership rivals on first-preference votes. His rivals seem to agree; they’ve turned their main efforts to competing amongst themselves for second and third preference “stop Corbyn” votes.
But could any of them really close such a huge gap? And what if they don’t?
Alert readers will recall that this site has expended some energy on debunking the lazy myth – which suits the media and Labour alike – that a significant factor in the unexpected Conservative majority in May’s general election was voters being scared back to the Tories by a fear campaign about the prospect of the SNP influencing a minority Labour government.
Michelle Mone, the fake-tan-and-diet-pills tycoon who threatened to leave Scotland if the SNP won the 2007 Holyrood election (but didn’t when they did), then threatened to leave if Yes won the referendum (but did when it didn’t), now lives in a very expensive flat by the Thames in London with a lovely view of Tower Bridge.
Cynicus on The Tactics Of Suicide: “You can get 1000/1 against Tories, Libdems and others” Feb 27, 01:20
Cynicus on The Tactics Of Suicide: “Latest Gorton and Denton May election betting? Greens: 1/12 Reform: 10/1 Labour. 45/1” Feb 27, 01:05
Young Lochinvar on The Tactics Of Suicide: “Why is BBC news continuing the old canard (while reporting on Willie Clinton @ chez Epstein) that Ghislaine Maxwell is…” Feb 27, 00:55
Cynicus on The Tactics Of Suicide: “Agreed. Provided TACO Trump lives up to his acronym.” Feb 27, 00:54
Young Lochinvar on The Tactics Of Suicide: “RAF sites used by Epstein.. Isn’t Gordon Broon (newly thawed out of cold storage) complaining a little too loudly given…” Feb 27, 00:41
Young Lochinvar on The Tactics Of Suicide: “The above public information message has been brought to you courtesy of the Friends of Is Rye Ale and the…” Feb 27, 00:29
Young Lochinvar on The Tactics Of Suicide: “HMcH You need to remember when talking about “who is subsidising who” that for over 50 years Messr McCrone could…” Feb 27, 00:20
Mark Beggan on The Tactics Of Suicide: “Geri is my alter ego. You can thank the Scottish government for my early release.” Feb 26, 23:26
Andrew on The Tactics Of Suicide: “I couldnt ever bring myself to vote for a unionist party. I’ve too much self respect. Plus every vote for…” Feb 26, 22:57
Jimboagain on The Tactics Of Suicide: “You’ve missed the sectarian element in the Gorton vote. Longsight has long since been a muslim area and what used…” Feb 26, 22:44
Hatey McHateface on The Tactics Of Suicide: “Never mind that. What were the odds of both you and Geri re-appearing within hours of each other after absences…” Feb 26, 22:40
Hatey McHateface on The Tactics Of Suicide: “You missed one, Alf, rule from Brussels. Will that be direct or indirect? What was it last time around? I…” Feb 26, 22:33
Mark Beggan on The Tactics Of Suicide: “If you were given a choice to bet on the future outcome of the following people. Who would you put…” Feb 26, 21:58
Alf Baird on The Tactics Of Suicide: ““You seem to be suggesting that as a result of decolonisation, support for Indy will wither away.” According to postcolonial…” Feb 26, 21:42
Mark Beggan on The Tactics Of Suicide: “Man of experience and wisdom. Uncle Alf knows best.” Feb 26, 21:33
Mark Beggan on The Tactics Of Suicide: “Fascinating stuff. Sharing the voting conundrum you find yourself in. You should consider voting for the Legalise Cannabis Party. At…” Feb 26, 21:26
Hatey McHateface on The Tactics Of Suicide: “How can you call it English gold when it’s Scotland which is subsidising England to the tune of £150 billion…” Feb 26, 21:12
Hatey McHateface on When the law breaks the law: “Hands up everybody who, when they read x writing about “England’s largest beaver enclosure”, thought he meant an enclosure to…” Feb 26, 21:06
Hatey McHateface on The Tactics Of Suicide: ““That’s even if elections take place at all. They’re becoming desperate & reverting back to type” Too late, Geri, they’ve…” Feb 26, 20:58
Young Lochinvar on When the law breaks the law: “AX Sounds a bit like you have beaver fever 🙂” Feb 26, 20:45
Ross on The Tactics Of Suicide: “But your idea is to make snp voters believe instead of potentially wasting their vote, they should actively vote unionist.…” Feb 26, 20:34
Ross on The Tactics Of Suicide: “The other option is to vote Unionist, any unionist party, on the list to ensure your snp list vote doesn’t…” Feb 26, 20:20
Colin Alexander on The Tactics Of Suicide: “Holyrood is an English colonial-crumbs devolution parliament for money-grubbing lying deviant scumbags to rule over us. MSPs are oath takers…” Feb 26, 19:47
Geri on The Tactics Of Suicide: “Scotland will vote SNP because SNP have socialist policies. All that mitigation that’d be up shit creek without a paddle…” Feb 26, 19:17
sarah on The Tactics Of Suicide: “Vote for an Alliance to Liberate Scotland candidate on the list. Why vote Green – they are as incompetent and…” Feb 26, 18:42
Hatey McHateface on The Tactics Of Suicide: “The “pro-woke half” are still colonised then, Alf? Fair enough. So the “anti-woke half” must be decolonised, and they’re the…” Feb 26, 18:13
Ross on The Tactics Of Suicide: “Readers …I’ve hatched a plan that is best of both worlds ?”Hate the SNP? Good. Vote for them on the…” Feb 26, 18:06
Alf Baird on The Tactics Of Suicide: “““SNP’s voters wouldn’t tolerate Reform support”” Perhaps the Rev is thinking about the pro-woke ‘half’ of the indy movement who…” Feb 26, 17:19