We suspect that watching it will be profound waste of time and a grave danger to our monitor screens, but we’ll certainly at least tune in for the votes at the end, because which motion/amendment the Parliament puts its name to will be a revealing moment.
Some of our more alert readers may recall the events of four years ago this month, when a mob of SNP representatives all suddenly raged against the idea of (perfectly legally) “gaming” the Holyrood electoral system to produce a pro-indy supermajority.
Voters try to organise themselves to maximise their desired outcomes all the time (see various tactical-voting campaigns), and so do political parties – witness John Swinney’s current plans for a grand anti-Reform coalition. And of course, the SNP never objected to indy voters voting for a different party on the list if it was the Greens. The entire thing was just a poorly-disguised attack on Alba.
But even so, guess what? The rules just changed again.
It’s one of the most profoundly disappointing things about the last decade of Scottish politics that for about five minutes in 2015 we all thought that this awful dunderheaded foghorn was a bright new hope for the future.
In April 2021, the SNP were still the undisputed masters of all they surveyed. A poll conducted by Ipsos MORI that month showed them on 53% of the vote for the Scottish Parliament, a jawdropping 33 points ahead of their nearest rivals.
When the Holyrood election a month later was held, they won 64 seats, one more than they had done in 2016. Yet despite having led a minority government without any significant difficulties for the preceding five years, Nicola Sturgeon chose to invite the Greens to form a coalition with her party, and the effect that had on the public’s view of the government was… well, let’s see.
What with this poll apparently being such terrific news for John Swinney’s runaway popularity with the people of Scotland, readers might be wondering why SNP MSP Graeme Dey has apparently forgotten to include the actual figures or link to the source so that people can find out for themselves.
Welcome back to what will hopefully be normal service after we’ve been spending the last few days battling off a determined and temporarily successful attempt at hacking the site. Apologies to those who had clicks intercepted and redirected to a malware site which tried to get people to download dodgy .EXE files, but our readers are far too alert to ever fall for such things so no harm should have been done.
So back to business, which for us often means pointing out things that have been said in newspapers that aren’t true, which brings us to last Friday’s issue of The National.
A couple of days ago a reader asked on Twitter if we thought Reform, who continue to lead in UK opinion polling, might allow a second indyref if they actually got into power, as it would for obvious reasons be hypocritical of them not to. And to be frank we dismissed it out of hand, because Nigel Farage is the ultimate British nationalist, he’d have no obvious political reason to, and since when did hypocrisy bother politicians?
And then last night a longstanding Courier/Press & Journal reporter (who despite that is an all-round decent chap and indy supporter) tweeted this:
And actually, on further thought, that’s not the craziest idea at all.
The difficulty is that any minute now, someone is going to ask the beleaguered First Minister the staggeringly obvious question that arises from the fact, namely:
Much of Scotland, and indeed the rest of the UK and beyond (the story below ran in the London Standard), has been grimly gripped this week by the ongoing and scarcely believable trainwreck that is Sandie Peggie Vs NHS Fife.
The tribunal has now overrun the time allotted to it, and will reconvene for another 10 days in the second half of July, ramping up the already considerable costs incurred by NHS Fife, which is in the middle of a huge financial crisis.
According to legal experts, there is little doubt about the law surrounding the dispute. NHS Fife is clearly and unambiguously in the wrong – Dr Beth Upton, the transwoman at the centre of the problem, is legally as well as biologically male, and had no lawful entitlement to be in a female changing room. The authority also appears to be in very considerable potential trouble over failing to disclose key documents and evidence when ordered by the original judge.
So it seems remarkable that the board of NHS Fife is allowing the case to continue rather than immediately conceding to save money and any more public humiliation of both itself and its staff, like the hapless nurse manager Esther Davidson who endured a very uncomfortable two days in the witness box this week, and the clearly manifestly incompetent Equality And Human Rights Lead Officer, Isla Bumba, who yesterday deleted her LinkedIn page after being identified as the person who gave Davidson incorrect and unlawful guidance.
Young Lochinvar on SNP 2025 Update: “Well said Frank.” Apr 13, 15:21
Aidan on The more you change nothing: “@Hatey – I don’t know what Geri might get out of posting things that are so obviously insane constantly, all…” Apr 13, 15:11
Frank Gillougley on SNP 2025 Update: “The SNP are just corporate scammers. No more no less, and the electorate and democracy are the victims of the…” Apr 13, 15:02
Marie on SNP 2025 Update: “I agree – and I voted for devolution. It was set up to stymie the growing movement heading towards Scottish…” Apr 13, 15:02
Black Joan on SNP 2025 Update: ““Nicola Sturgeon Limited”. Yes indeed. Very limited, and with grotesque detrimental consequences for Scotland.” Apr 13, 14:53
Aidan on The more you change nothing: “That’s right, it’s my fault that Wings BTL is dying. After all I’m the one who diverts every post regardless…” Apr 13, 14:53
Gord on SNP 2025 Update: “Best thing would be to shut Holyrood down. It serves no useful purpose. It’s just an expensive additional layer of…” Apr 13, 14:44
Geri on The more you change nothing: “Did you tossers learn nothing from yer great Mentor, Stalin? How do you know Indy isn’t already the majority? “It’s…” Apr 13, 14:39
OddJob on SNP 2025 Update: “I suspect the uplift is designed to compensate some of the outgoing team before they either step down or lose…” Apr 13, 14:26
Yoon Scum on SNP 2025 Update: “OR They knew that they couldn’t win indyref2 even if they got it And figured out that if they waved…” Apr 13, 14:15
Yoon Scum on SNP 2025 Update: “If you think the SNP are unionists then you really are a special kind of dumb If they thought that…” Apr 13, 14:14
Young Lochinvar on SNP 2025 Update: “58,940 members. Isn’t that a further drop on what they’d last claimed? How the mighty have fallen.. Mind you, how’s…” Apr 13, 13:57
stubru on SNP 2025 Update: “This lot were never remotely interested in attaining independence. Whether it was an ‘inside job’ or sheer incompetence is a…” Apr 13, 13:21
Yoon Scum on SNP 2025 Update: “HEY NATS I want a competent Scottish government I want free speech I want less state interference I want a…” Apr 13, 13:12
Yoon Scum on SNP 2025 Update: “I look forward to Geri telling English scum like myself how the SNP are super dead brilliant and how they…” Apr 13, 12:59
Karen on SNP 2025 Update: “https://find-and-update.company-information.service.gov.uk/company/SC781774 “Nature of business- Artistic creation”. Aye, piss artist! And Maureen Watt as President ?!?” Apr 13, 12:57
Ian McCubbin on SNP 2025 Update: “So glad I left in 2019 before if became a unionist secret society. Swinney gets worse day by day.” Apr 13, 12:53
Yoon Scum on The more you change nothing: “It’s amazing that Scotland isn’t an independent As the tactics of the YES campaign are so effective The bridges for…” Apr 13, 12:38
ScottieDog on SNP 2025 Update: “Whitehall’s finest.” Apr 13, 12:29
Confused on The more you change nothing: “the english are really vile people, (yes, there will be outliers, but I am talking of the broad mass), the…” Apr 13, 12:17
Hatey McHateface on The more you change nothing: ““One post from Geri is of more worth & truth than the combined incessant white noise n dribbling inanities of…” Apr 13, 12:07
Yoon Scum on The more you change nothing: “If you want to grow your movement Maybe you ask why support for indy hasn’t increased in a decade Or…” Apr 13, 12:05
Yoon Scum on The more you change nothing: ““A native” Define a native I was born in scotland I guess I’m not a native But Mohammed who came…” Apr 13, 12:04
Mark Beggan on The more you change nothing: “They never sold the family silver they bought the pawn ticket. Scotland has more sexual deviants, groomers, predators per head…” Apr 13, 12:03
Yoon Scum on The more you change nothing: “It’s not leaving the union that scares me It’s ending up with abject fecking loonies like geri in charge of…” Apr 13, 12:00
Jay on The more you change nothing: “…..another ‘contributor’ to ignore, double-spaced semi-literate rubbish from someone who would more appropriately be working south of the border instead…” Apr 13, 11:51
Robert Hughes on The more you change nothing: “Yoon Twat says …..who Vlodka Main Twat says …..fuckin’ Aidan n Abetting Torpor Twat says ….cares WOS BTL is dying…” Apr 13, 11:43
Hatey McHateface on The more you change nothing: ““We helped create the modern world. From the telephone tae the bank card in yer pocket. Fae life saving antibiotics…” Apr 13, 11:32
Hatey McHateface on The more you change nothing: “@Aidan Assuming Geri means what she posts (it’s possible she’s just on some kind of attention seeking mission), she provides…” Apr 13, 11:25
Yoon scum on The more you change nothing: “Strange how every nationalist turd thinks there nation is unique” Apr 13, 11:22