Y’know, maybe we were a little harsh on the lads at Holyrood Sources yesterday when we implied that a more direct and aggressive interviewing style might have cut through John Swinney and Kate Forbes’ pathetically feeble waffling evasion on the SNP’s lack of an independence strategy in their recent podcast.
But the closest thing (along with Colin Mackay at STV) that the Scottish media has left to a proper Rottweiler interviewer – Peter Adam Smith of ITV – had a shot at that five years ago and didn’t do any better.
Smith noted that even back in 2019 Nicola Sturgeon had been droning on about how Westminster’s refusal to grant a second indy referendum was “unsustainable” for two years already. But no matter how hard he pressed, Sturgeon just kept on glibly and smugly insisting that they’d concede.
“The UK government strategy is to say no. Do you have a way around it?”
“My strategy is to say yes.” [smirks]
Readers might be forgiven for wondering how long it’s going to take the SNP to accept that that “strategy” is a failure, if seven years and three First Ministers isn’t enough for them to have worked it out. But as long as the pathologically gullible keep voting for them anyway, we suppose they have no reason to.
The National carried a strange article yesterday, apropos of seemingly nothing, about a Brussels-based political thinktank supposedly linked to the right-wing Prime Minister of Hungary, Viktor Orban. The piece actually originated on superwoke “fact-checking” site The Ferret a couple of days earlier, and professed to expose how the thinktank was “stoking Scotland’s culture war”.
Alert readers will already have pricked up their ears at this point, because “culture war” is a radical-left dogwhistle term used to obscure, belittle and dismiss groups (largely though not exclusively comprising left-wing feminists) fighting for the safeguarding of children and the protection of women’s and LGB rights.
As more horrific experiences from survivors of rape torture gangs surface from across the UK, we must focus not on knee-jerk political posturing but on the root cause that led to the failure of these children by our society.
Political inaction has now opened the door to inevitable political mileage, nurtured from stoking vengeance in a rightly-angered public. Those only interested in creating cultural conflicts no more support justice for survivors than those who allowed this abomination to fester by looking away or worse, covering up the problem.
For any functioning society, inflicting unimaginable pain on children on an alarming scale seems unimaginable. Yet, the evidence has been in front of us for years – so why has immediate action to ensure the safeguarding of children – and vulnerable adults – not been a pressing priority?
Any rational assessment of Scottish (or indeed UK or world) politics at the moment tends to be negative and depressing, so since it’s a new year we thought we’d make an extra-special effort at writing something positive.
Unfortunately that does require us to enter the realm of fantasy. But hey, everybody needs a little holiday from time to time, right?
Nobody really answered the question in this article from a few days ago. A few of the dimmer bulbs in the indy movement have been getting over-excited at what are still currently a couple of outlier polls from fringe polling companies, which suggest that the 2026 election could unexpectedly return a pro-indy majority due to the Unionist vote being split four ways in the wake of UK Labour’s implosion in government.
That scenario depends on all sorts of dubious propositions, but in any event what none of them have addressed is what that would change even if it did happen, given that Holyrood has a pro-indy majority RIGHT NOW (and has done so on every single day since the indyref more than a decade ago) and it’s produced nothing whatsoever in terms of movement towards independence by any possible measure.
And it occurred to us that we had genuinely no idea what the SNP’s current official indy strategy is, because the party’s been in such farcical chaos and turmoil ever since Nicola Sturgeon’s sudden resignation. So we thought we should go and check.
To be honest, we’re not much the wiser for having read it.
Look, we know that mocking front pages on The National is low-hanging fruit, and this particular example could hardly be any more of a self-parody if it tried.
But just for the sheer mental exercise in that stone-dead last week of December when nobody even knows what day it is, let’s imagine if it came true.
The Scottish Government just issued another response in the long-running Freedom Of Information battle with alert Wings reader Benjamin Harrop over its conspiracy to frame and imprison the late Alex Salmond on false charges. Here’s a genuine extract.
Marie on The Modern Politician: “Denying the very existence of the female sex is the ultimate in anti female hate. That has come from the…” Feb 12, 14:04
Hatey McHateface on The Modern Politician: ““In the 20c Europe initiated two apocalyptic wars” We don’t do that any more, TURABDIN. We’ve lost all will to…” Feb 12, 13:52
Hatey McHateface on The Modern Politician: “Worth asking, Confused, have you ever submitted material to Viz? For some reason “The Bottom Inspectors” comes to mind.” Feb 12, 13:39
Rab Pollock on The Modern Politician: “Does the Daily Record ever feel like they are flogging the wrong horse?” Feb 12, 13:37
Hatey McHateface on The Modern Politician: “You spent too long cooped up in barracks, YL. Normal Scots don’t think being nice requires blow jobs to be…” Feb 12, 13:26
TURABDIN on The Modern Politician: “THE 1973 futurist fantasy by the french travel writer/trad. catholic/monarchist/ nationalist Jean-Paul Raspail called Le Camp des Saints deals graphically…” Feb 12, 12:46
lothianlad on A Dumber Nation: “The SNP leadrship are utterly compromised!!” Feb 12, 12:12
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Bilbo on The Modern Politician: “The only thing Ratcliffe cares about is getting a Reform government elected that will be beneficial to his UK business…” Feb 12, 11:24
Bilbo on The Modern Politician: “I’m not sure if the online pictures of the Trans shooter is real or AI generated but he looks like…” Feb 12, 11:05
Chas on The Modern Politician: “Can I suggest that you pick an article written by Stu some 3 or 4 years ago. Any one will…” Feb 12, 09:17
Billie on The Modern Politician: “Turning if I may it may be of much interest to readers to learn about the suspension of an elected…” Feb 12, 08:53
Hatey McHateface on The Modern Politician: “Good to see Sir Jim Ratcliffe under fire for stating the bleeding obvious – that the UK is being colonised.…” Feb 12, 08:47
Hatey McHateface on The Modern Politician: “It’s criminally remiss of your so-called friends and family not to have told you that Thatcher lost office a touch…” Feb 12, 08:29
Willie on The Modern Politician: “It may be grim observation but one cannot help wonder to what extent the sentiment of the woo woo ideologues…” Feb 12, 07:38
twathater on The Modern Politician: “@ Young Lochinvar 12.32am, Well said and as usual the POLITICIANS and deviants pushing this ideology are avoiding any responsibility…” Feb 12, 02:30
Young Lochinvar on The Modern Politician: “Well said. An example of how feminisation of society, nihilistic ideology and care in the community/ abandonment of the clinically…” Feb 12, 00:32
Young Lochinvar on The Modern Politician: “Chas Try reading top to bottom and left to right. Things will make more sense.. If you don’t agree with…” Feb 12, 00:06
willie on The Modern Politician: “Tragic, tragic, tragic the death of six killed and the twenty seven is just that. Who know what was in…” Feb 11, 22:38
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Hatey McHateface on The Modern Politician: ““The deindustrialisation of Thatcher has ruined the health of much of the Scottish population and of the North of England”…” Feb 11, 19:36
Hatey McHateface on The Modern Politician: ““explain what you mean” If politicians get re-elected time after time, then in the eyes of the voters, they’re not…” Feb 11, 19:17
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Hatey McHateface on The Modern Politician: “Form an orderly queue, Insider. I’m still waiting to hear how Alf presents the passport issued by an imaginary country…” Feb 11, 19:06
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Insider on The Modern Politician: “Alf ! Still waiting for an answer to my query yesterday concerning your fascinating comments about how “different animal species”…” Feb 11, 18:01
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