Scotland’s Valentine 91
Posted on
February 16, 2014 by
Chris Cairns
Archive for the ‘pictures’
VOTE MILIBOT 3000 120
Posted on
February 11, 2014 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
We always feel a bit bad when we point out in the interests of reality that Labour isn’t going to win the 2015 general election, because notwithstanding the fact that they’re only actually about 1% to the left of the Tories, 1% is still better than nothing.
And as we’re having a bit of an Ed Miliband day today, we thought we should do something constructive for the millionaire leader of the People’s Party for balance, so we’ve put together a nice picture gallery of Not Very Red Ed to show how at ease he is meeting members of the public, and how if he gets elected he’ll be closely in touch with the concerns of ordinary hard-working people.
Take comfort, readers. The Milibot 3000 is ++ ON YOUR SIDE ++.
The tumbleweed express 136
Posted on
January 31, 2014 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
We were expecting the turnout for the No campaign’s Great Train Mobbery to be a lot better for the afternoon session, on account of the fact that nobody would have to get up at 6am to go and leaflet a dark, freezing-cold railway station.
The opposite turned out to be true.
The lonely hours 309
Posted on
January 31, 2014 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
We take our hats off to the No campaigners who braved a cold, dark Scottish morning to go and hand out leaflets to the public at train stations across the country today.
We’d have preferred it if they were distributing leaflets that weren’t packed with a litany of flat-out lies, of course, but we suppose you can’t have everything.
The referendum in pictures 197
Posted on
January 28, 2014 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
In quieter moments recently we’ve been working away on early drafts of our next opinion poll (schedule TBA). We’ve got some interesting questions lined up for it, but it dawned on us earlier that with polls now coming out every other day, it might be fun to do something a bit original and different.
One of the hardest things about writing a poll is wording questions in a way that’s both fair and concise, because a confusingly-phrased one can really mess up the responses. (We actually lost one in our last poll because we hadn’t made it quite clear enough and the results that came back were muddled-up and useless.)
And we thought, what if we did away with words entirely?
Disaster for Yes campaign 39
Posted on
January 28, 2014 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
Now it all makes sense.
But how will we get by without our best undercover agent? We’re in trouble now.
International espionage 47
Posted on
January 14, 2014 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
Our undercover mole in the No campaign got in touch last night to apologise for the fact that he hadn’t sent us much recently. It turned out he’d been hastily despatched to foreign lands to supervise the setting up of “Better Together Moscow”. But he managed to smuggle its first piece of work out to us inside a diplomatic bag.
Don’t have nightmares 70
Posted on
January 07, 2014 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
The true meaning of “Better Together”.
Now that’s what we call Project Fear.
The best of both worlds 80
Posted on
January 06, 2014 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
It’s only January 6, but the 2014 satire bar just got set pretty high:
