The proceedings at the Supreme Court this week were a tough follow even if you could get the court’s abominably bad livestream to work. They’re all archived here now, but non-lawyers will probably glaze over quickly during the nine hours of intense legalese.
We’re not allowed to clip up any illustrative sections, on pain of possible contempt of court, so perhaps the best way to explain the key parts of what happened in a vaguely comprehensible way is by showing you some commentary from social media.
Many expert observers have already noted that the document flatly contradicts the Scottish Government’s previous repeated and strenuous assertions that a Gender Recognition Certificate confers “no new rights” on trans people, and have published extremely detailed assessments which are frankly all but impenetrable to non-lawyers but basically conclude that the Scottish Government’s position is a mess.
Our favourite line, however, is this one.
So if you’re obliged to have a 50/50 sex balance in your boardroom, you can do it by hiring a man with a GRC saying he’s legally female, or by hiring a woman.
We believe that the young folk nowadays call that a “self-own”.
As a lifelong political geek and former SNP and Alba Party member, I’ve spent years supporting Scotland’s independence movement. However, over the last few years, I’ve watched the campaign (as opposed to support for independence) wither away. Being a Scottish nationalist has become increasingly disheartening, like watching someone you love succumb to a slow, debilitating illness. In frustration, I switched off from my homeland and turned my focus to the drama of US politics.
Over the last three years I immersed myself in it, watching both left and right-wing outlets. I became so hooked and invested that I jumped on a plane to Washington DC for the 2024 election. I canvassed with DC Democrats in rural Pennsylvania (that’s me third from the left in the pic below), attended Kamala Harris’s concession rally, and went to Trump’s only watch party in DC.
My journey led me to believe that Scotland’s independence campaign could learn a great deal from Trump’s victory and the Democrats’ failure.
We’ll give you three guesses as to the highly controversial and extravagantly taxpayer-funded organisation that has its rainbow fingerprints all over this story, readers.
So it looks like the USA has elected a mad orange rapist convicted of 34 felonies who could yet be in jail by the time of his inauguration. (He would remain President even if that happened, which would be really funny.) And we can’t even blame them for it, because the alternative they were offered was, remarkably and stupendously, worse.
To be honest, readers, the peculiar events of yesterday continued to nag at us all day as every news broadcaster in Scotland and beyond leapt eagerly on the ludicrous non-story from the Herald On Sunday’s front page. (It was even the #2 item on BBC Radio Wales, inexplicably).
For such an absolute nothingball of scurrilous sub-gossip to so dominate the entire news media was just too strange to ignore. We cannot remember the last time a low-grade freelancer managed to sell the same story to FOUR major Scottish newspapers – who normally, remember, only want exclusives for their big front-page splashes – let alone a crummy opinion columnist (not even an actual news reporter) who’s only been back in journalism for five minutes after a 15-year break as a failed PR guru.
(Once they’d all run the shoddy hatchet piece, TV and radio then had all the excuse they needed to blare it across the airwaves. “Oh, it’s not us inflating and amplifying this garbage, guv, we’re just reporting what the papers are saying.”)
So in our eternal quest for enlightenment and understanding we thought we’d see if we could find out a bit more about the little-known but recently-revived sleeper assassin with the ironic name: Carlos Alba.
Hatey McHateface on What Went On: ““deny gen0cide” Latest figures from P Health Ministry – approx 45,000 dead. Latest figures for Yemeni War – approx 400,000…” Dec 2, 10:45
sarah on What Went On: “I told my SNP branch [I left in March 2021] in 2019 that it was a vote loser – I…” Dec 2, 10:36
Mac on What Went On: “A troll to me is someone trying to wind up people for their own amusement and enjoyment. But that is…” Dec 2, 10:05
Breeks on What Went On: “Well said diabloandco. Remember folks, you can avoid being triggered by these tedious morons if you scroll on by without…” Dec 2, 10:01
gregor on What Went On: “Keep down-voting the comments (Nicola ?) – the fact is that WEF (NWO) globalist is the diametric opposite of national……” Dec 2, 09:48
diabloandco on What Went On: “It does seem that a fair number of contributors have forgotten the Revs instructions about not feeding the trolls. They…” Dec 2, 09:27
Mac on What Went On: “Generally when you make a smart arse obnoxious reply it is advisable to get your facts right. Much like when…” Dec 2, 09:14
gregor on What Went On: “Cease-and-desist notice: Insubordinate WEF (NWO) Scot Gov globalist loser #Boss” Dec 2, 08:59
gregor on What Went On: “Other news developments… BBC (2024): Joe Biden issues ‘full and unconditional’ pardon for son Hunter: “…at this point there may…” Dec 2, 08:40
Hatey McHateface on What Went On: ““we the – alleged – People are absolutely powerless to prevent the lunatics pushing the world over the edge into…” Dec 2, 08:23
Hatey McHateface on What Went On: “Moan “Mac”! Gie’s jist ane fermyerd noise afore ye go!” Dec 2, 08:15
Robert Hughes on What Went On: “plop ……splash” Dec 2, 08:06
Robert Hughes on What Went On: “The name is Pinny – John Pinny – neither shaken nor stirred . The name deriving from the apron his…” Dec 2, 07:59
Hatey McHateface on What Went On: “Do as Breeks says below, twathater. Rewrite your DECLARATION OF DEMAND AND INTENT to say we want integration and assimilation…” Dec 2, 07:40
Mac on What Went On: “lol. You have made an absolute cunt out of yourself here.” Dec 2, 07:32
Hatey McHateface on What Went On: “So you’re perhaps suggesting that The world’s most-read Scottish politics website maybe actually has 15 (now 16) readers BTL. Strong,…” Dec 2, 07:18
Willie on What Went On: “Good statement Twathater. Unfortunately this rotten and corrupt SNP government will do as it pleases. Say one, promise another thing,…” Dec 2, 07:17
Mac on What Went On: “lol. You are one pathetic fucker. Bye.” Dec 2, 07:14
Hatey McHateface on What Went On: “Do the math, or remain Mr Thicko of Thick. 90% of 25,000 is 22,500. BTW, it’s stretching the limits of…” Dec 2, 07:08
Breeks on What Went On: “Sadly, I fear, “Failure to accept and act on my demands will result in my refusal to vote for any…” Dec 2, 06:58
twathater on What Went On: “DECLARATION OF DEMAND AND INTENT To John Swinney and the hierarchy of the SNP political party, currently the Scottish Government,…” Dec 2, 02:38
twathater on What Went On: “I don’t know if people remember but prior to the 2021 election I put forward a suggestion that people should…” Dec 2, 02:34
Michael Laing on What Went On: “Your comment currently has an approval rating of minus 15. I therefore think I can quite reasonably pontificate that nobody…” Dec 2, 00:04
Michael Laing on What Went On: “You’re an anti-Scottish troll, so why would you care whether the summit is a success or not? It’s got nothing…” Dec 1, 23:55
Cynicus on What Went On: “I have just wasted half an hour of my life signing up (I think). Jumped through umpteen security hoops scratching…” Dec 1, 23:36
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on What Went On: “Such fuse-lighting zeitgeist energy. Thank you gentlemen for your exhilarating rumbustious presence at the Memorial. You are us.” Dec 1, 23:10
Mac on What Went On: “Ok. It remembers the previous question so I can refine it very easily. “How many foreign NGOs were operating in…” Dec 1, 22:49
Hatey McHateface on What Went On: “My response including the English translation of verse 4 has gone into moderation. Because of the banned word verse 4…” Dec 1, 22:48
Campbell Clansman on What Went On: “Any wagers how many serious people actually participate in this “summit?” And are they going to issue yet another “Manifesto”…” Dec 1, 22:35
Hatey McHateface on What Went On: “Good try “Mac”. Now go back and ask the correct question, as required by the boy fae scotland’s original claim:…” Dec 1, 22:35