The less said about the Scottish Government’s toe-curlingly embarrassing “summit” last week, the sooner we can all pretend it never happened. We’ve got little to add to the withering assessments of Robin McAlpine and Kevin McKenna and just about everyone else who’s bothered covering this pathetic waste of everyone involved’s time. (Not that the time of most of these worthless quangocrats was worth anything anyway.)
We take a moment only to note something remarkable: the closest Scottish Labour’s hapless branch manager Anas Sarwar has ever come to understanding anything.
Yesterday the Scottish media gave Scottish Greens MSP Maggie Chapman what she’s never willingly given anyone else – a platform on which to make her case.
Most did a very poor job challenging her on her outrageous comments about the Supreme Court, with BBC Radio Scotland’s Drivetime show being an especially wretched example of allowing the interviewee to ignore every question and then just ramble on endlessly about something else entirely, but LBC’s Gina Davidson was on top of her brief and put all the points that reasonable people wanted to be made, while giving Chapman ample time to answer uninterrupted.
Let’s break down how that went, with the help of our handy Bullshit Buzzer.
At the weekend, Scottish Greens MSP Maggie Chapman was filmed applauding as a notoriously unhinged transactivist ranted through a megaphone to a small and almost exclusively male crowd of protestors about how he was going to openly break the law by continuing to use women’s public toilets, and addressing JK Rowling with the words “We should all take a shite on you, you heinous creeping old bitch”.
At another protest, Chapman herself asserted that the Supreme Court’s unanimous ruling on the correct interpretation of the Equality Act 2010 was motivated by not by a solemn consideration of the law or by the arguments of counsel who appeared before it, but by “bigotry, prejudice and hatred”.
Chapman is – incredibly – Deputy Convener of the Equalities, Human Rights and Civil Justice Committee of the Scottish Parliament, and as such her comments sparked a storm of wholly justified outrage over her flagrant breach not only of Parliamentary rules but also of the law – specifically the Judiciary and Courts (Scotland) Act 2008, which requires all MSPs to uphold the independence of the judiciary.
Regular readers of Wings won’t need any reminding that Dani Garavelli of the Herald is, among some very stiff competition, one of the most contemptible pieces of nightsoil currently operating in the Scottish media.
But if you’re new here, we can give you a quick illustration.
If the sneering piety of that opening paragraph made you feel a little revolted, a bit angry and somewhat nauseous, then congratulations, because that means you’re still something minimally approximating to a decent human being. But unfortunately it gets a lot worse from there.
Scottish Greens candidate and transactivist Matt “Ellie” Gomersall, with whom Wings readers will be familiar, appeared on the Jeremy Vine show today and blundered straight into an elephant trap a myopic mole could have seen coming on a foggy night.
Having just embarked on a diatribe in which he dismissed as “ridiculous” the idea that predatory men would ever pretend to be transwomen to gain access to vulnerable women, Vine asked him about Adam “Isla Bryson” Graham, the convicted double rapist that even hapless Humza Yousaf felt able to confidently assert was “at it”.
Having just painted himself into a corner, Gomersall was then embarrassingly unable to disown Bryson as a “real” transwoman, thereby implicitly admitting that transwomen do indeed present a danger to women in exactly the same way that predatory men do, and torpedoing his entire core point that it was unfair to “discriminate” against them in exactly the same way single-sex spaces discriminate against non-trans men.
(Outrageously, earlier in the speech he’d tried to claim that it was only natural that some transwomen would be sex offenders because some biological women were.)
It’s tempting to believe that Gomersall was demonstrating an intellectual vacuum by making such vacuously cretinous arguments and failing to spot even the most obvious pitfalls in them, but the truth is far worse. Gomersall, and people like him, know that they’re lying (which is why they always try to silence opponents), but they lack the moral courage to face up to the fact that the inevitable price of their lies is vulnerable women being raped by what he revoltingly waves away as “fringe cases”.
All rapists are fringe cases. 95% of men would never dream of raping anyone. But we discriminate against ALL men in women’s spaces because you can’t tell which ones are rapists by looking. Men like “Ellie” Gomersall, though, think that the price of a few women being raped is worth paying to validate their delusions and fetishes (in his case, the creepy fetish of skinwalking as his pretty sister), and they don’t even have the shred of decency to bother coming up with a coherent line of bullshit to cover it.
We’ll be honest, readers, we gasped out loud when we saw this.
That such a basic, fundamental truth of human existence should ever be front page news with the capacity to shock 100,000 years after we invented language is a sign of just how insane our world has become since 2015.
But magnificent as it is, it’s not even today’s BEST front cover.
We wouldn’t be Wings if we didn’t round off this evening with a representative selection of some of the more measured and thoughtful responses from transactivists across the UK to today’s Supreme Court judgment.
So fetch some sort of celebratory beverage, settle down in your comfiest armchair in front of the fire (‘cos it’s been Baltic today) and enjoy the Sounds Of Kindness.
For those among you who don’t have the time or patience to wade through 88 pages of judicial lingo, we’ve distilled today’s Supreme Court judgment down to its key points.
Much of it, of course, can be summarised as “the bleeding obvious”.
sarah on The Ace Attorney: “Robert, just to confirm – your link is to the Saturday afternoon SSRG session where Sara Salyers and Prof Robert…” May 19, 21:27
Hatey McHateface on The Ace Attorney: “The traditional right-wing media is certainly portraying it as a betrayal of Brexit. I don’t know if that is true,…” May 19, 20:45
Hatey McHateface on The Ace Attorney: ““Oh. We’re going to do some more demanding” Now, now. Be fair tae the boy. He actually wrote: “That means…” May 19, 20:31
Dunx on The Ace Attorney: “The CEO of Salmon Scotland has this to say about the deal “It eases the burden on our farmers, processors…” May 19, 20:26
Dunx on The Ace Attorney: ““Confirming that the initial 1707 treaty of union was not ratified,” The treaty was ratified by the Scottish Parliament when…” May 19, 20:20
robertkknight on The Ace Attorney: “I can’t recommend this enough as it spells out our current Westminster/Supreme Court impasse/road block, as outlined in the article,…” May 19, 20:05
Andrew scott on The Ace Attorney: “Watch out Snp-rubbish Liebour awful Tories nowhere Reform will rush thru the gap” May 19, 20:03
Effijy on The Ace Attorney: “Some of Starmer’s minor concessions with the EU are built on yet again selling out Scottish Fishing Rights for yet…” May 19, 19:51
Mike on The Ace Attorney: “It would be interesting to read what “clear strategy” Sheppard proposes? Maybe Kelly’s spurious SNP1&2 will form part of it.…” May 19, 19:34
Breastplate on The Ace Attorney: “Then no doubt you voted for Scottish self determination in 2014 because of the good governance of Alex Salmond?” May 19, 18:53
Joan Savage on The Ace Attorney: “Tommy doesn’t understand anything about our history. That the so-called union never happened. The terms of the Articles of Union…” May 19, 18:48
Breastplate on The Ace Attorney: “You’re quite right Mia. I’ve yet to hear any politician explain that denying a referendum is denying democracy. It doesn’t…” May 19, 18:45
factfinder on The Ace Attorney: “I would suggest that the number of pro-independence MPs or MSPs elected at any election is irrelevant. If the wishes…” May 19, 18:31
twathater on The Ace Attorney: “Is anyone surprised that these tr@i torous scum are now starting to panic and shit themselves , they would have…” May 19, 18:26
James Cheyne on The Ace Attorney: “Mia, I love reading your comments,.you have that fire inside, along with common sense that all Scottish people sorely need…” May 19, 18:03
Elizabeth Hagan on The Ace Attorney: “If the Scottish Government had concentrated on good & successfully policies and convinced people of their abilities more people might…” May 19, 17:46
ScottieDog on The Ace Attorney: “It would be really refreshingly honest if the SNP campaigned as such – English sovereignty over Scots. So even with…” May 19, 17:33
James Cheyne on The Ace Attorney: “Tommy Sheppard, Ace Attorney, another one of the begging bowl great pretenders, that will ask for a pension from Scottish…” May 19, 17:30
Mia on The Ace Attorney: “For as long as any politician who claims to pursue independence continues to hide like a disgusting coward behind the…” May 19, 17:24
Ian McCubbin on The Ace Attorney: “I have heard bullshit, grifter talk and then there is Tommy Shepherd. The UK aka English government has no say…” May 19, 17:21
Shug on The Ace Attorney: “Poke of chips for Shepherd” May 19, 17:20
Colin Dawson on The Ace Attorney: “It’s hard to tell whether Tommy Sheppard is completely thick, totally disingenuous, a quisling or something else. Any of these…” May 19, 17:19
Mark Beggan on The Ace Attorney: ““You can’t handle the truth”” May 19, 17:14
Jon Drummond on The Ace Attorney: “Thomas Sheppard has been one of the most duplicitous SNP grifters ever. He left Labour to follow the money as…” May 19, 16:50
sarah on The Ace Attorney: “Send Tommy the Manifesto for Independence. I’m sure he will be grateful to be shown the exact steps to take.…” May 19, 16:42
duncanio on The Ace Attorney: “The Cross Your Fingers Strategy for the umpteenth time. It’s ridiculous on another more important count: By simply accepting that…” May 19, 16:41
Oneliner on Well, this is a little embarrassing: “And some serious sword falling required by the unelected civil disservants who overruled Calmac. The hybridistas who are intent on…” May 19, 16:22
James Cheyne on Well, this is a little embarrassing: “I do not need to publish any of my comments over the many years here on wings regards the treaty…” May 19, 15:06