The closure of the UK Parliament for the summer holidays this week marked the end of my first political “year” with the SNP Group at Westminster, albeit a truncated one under unusual circumstances. Having served in Holyrood much is similar and familiar, even if anachronistic in style and reeking of snobbery. Staff are remarkably helpful and individual members can be exceedingly pleasant.
But this isn’t our Parliament and we’re most certainly not amongst friends.
Last month the Tory government published its white paper on EU migration post-Brexit. As a result, I spent my day arguing positively for immigration on social media, sharing fact-based articles showing that EU migration has had a very positive impact on the UK’s economy in the last decade.
However, one of my tweets was particularly popular, in which I specifically mentioned my personal experience with Scottish attitudes towards immigration.
Twitter is meant to be short and fleeting, leaving little room for telling long, nuanced stories. But the story behind this tweet is one I find worth telling, and I think it reflects incredibly well on the fact that there’s a bright, open future ahead of Scotland. I hope you find what follows to be worthwhile.
This article originally appeared on Allan’s blog. Reproduced with permission.
Dear Richard Leonard,
You can accept this letter as my formal resignation from membership of the Labour Party. And you may not like to hear that you are the straw that broke the camel’s back.
Last month saw the first meeting between the UK Brexit delegation and the EU’s, and by many accounts it fell far short of the UK’s expectations. David Davis spent months drumming up the “strong and stable” approach which would see both the divorce deal and the subsequent post-Brexit trade deal negotiated simultaneously. He was told by everyone that this wouldn’t happen, but simply brushed off the warnings. When push came to shove, he finally accepted that he’d have to negotiate the divorce deal first.
This is just the latest in a long string of failures and ineptitudes over the course of the UK’s handling of the whole farcical process and it got me thinking. If Scotland had voted Yes in 2014, what would it have looked like if the Scottish Government had handled that vote the way the UK has managed Brexit?
The complete series so far. If you’ve got a story like this to tell, or you know anyone who does, Phantom Power want to hear from you – drop them a line.
James Cheyne on List Voting For Cretins: “House of lords privilege Committee, The lord Gray case. “Wether or not there is a treaty between Scotland and England,…” Jan 3, 11:36
Andy Ellis on List Voting For Cretins: “@Alf 10.53 am The proper definition of a “people” for the purposes of self determination is those resident in the…” Jan 3, 11:24
James Cheyne on List Voting For Cretins: “The comments that Scots not understand the voting system is very accurate. Because Scots do not need to be in…” Jan 3, 11:24
Jamie on And every day was exactly the same: “I am not ashamed to say I laughed out loud in the meadows on seeing this, great stuff.” Jan 3, 11:22
Andy Ellis on List Voting For Cretins: “Why would anyone sane vote for a candidate who didn’t actually want to be an MSP when in all likelihood…” Jan 3, 11:09
James Cheyne on List Voting For Cretins: “I can understand that those wanting Scotland to be in the 1707 old treaty they had dissolved was in the…” Jan 3, 11:09
James Cheyne on List Voting For Cretins: “With those two dates and States dividing the two British parliaments, Westminster could no longer drag Scotland around in a…” Jan 3, 10:59
Alf Baird on List Voting For Cretins: “The real issue here is that a proper definition of ‘the people of Scotland’ as with any people seeking decolonization…” Jan 3, 10:53
Hatey McHateface on List Voting For Cretins: “Wow. I make that 225 years ago. Haud oan. Maybe 226. Whatever. It’s still of immediate relevance to every Scot…” Jan 3, 10:51
Hatey McHateface on List Voting For Cretins: “Thanks for that list, Alf. That’s a comprehensive list of those regions of the administrative area called Scotland that I…” Jan 3, 10:47
Colin Alexander on List Voting For Cretins: “Liberate Scotland: “We will use every democratic election as a plebiscite on independence”. “Liberate Scotland, United for Independence seeking outcomes…” Jan 3, 10:43
Aidan on List Voting For Cretins: “To add of course, putting forward than Annex 2 of the Belfast Agreement describes the voter franchise when objectively it…” Jan 3, 10:35
James Cheyne on List Voting For Cretins: “The previous parliament of Great Britain ended in 1800.” Jan 3, 10:34
James Cheyne on List Voting For Cretins: “The Anglo – Irish parliament since 1800 is the British parliament, the parliament of the UK.” Jan 3, 10:31
Hatey McHateface on List Voting For Cretins: “An interesting post Twat H. I’m supremely confident there’s a vast cohort of Scots, call them the law abiding, silent…” Jan 3, 10:30
Hatey McHateface on List Voting For Cretins: “Seriously, Viv? You believe that if you ignore The War, The War will ignore you?” Jan 3, 10:16
Hatey McHateface on And every day was exactly the same: “But, but, we’re in the World Cup! C’moan noo, none of the rest of it matters compared with that.” Jan 3, 10:12
Captain Caveman on List Voting For Cretins: “5 sec Google search: [emphases added] ‘… Yes, The Guardian is widely considered a left-wing or centre-left newspaper, known for…” Jan 3, 09:49
Andy Ellis on List Voting For Cretins: “No Alf, because as has been pointed out to you before, the UK and Ireland are independent states which can…” Jan 3, 09:28
Andy Ellis on The Gulf War: “I’m not sure which bits you’re having trouble with: perhaps if I use words with fewer syllables, or draw you…” Jan 3, 09:21
sam on List Voting For Cretins: “https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/pdf/10.1111/1467-923X.13235 “Abstract The 2014 Scottish independence referendum settled little in terms of Scotland’s constitutional future. The after-effects of what was…” Jan 3, 08:40
sam on List Voting For Cretins: ““Scottish independence: what does the diaspora think?” https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/pdf/10.1080/14608944.2023.2288965 ABSTRACT Scottish independence is a matter for debate, not only in Scotland…” Jan 3, 08:31
Aidan on List Voting For Cretins: “@Alf – as you and I both know the definition of “the peoples of Northern Ireland” is made in respect…” Jan 3, 08:29
sam on List Voting For Cretins: “https://igp.sipa.columbia.edu/news/scholars-weigh-politics-irish-reunification “The panel also explored the mechanics of how reunification could actually happen, beginning with the questions of who gets…” Jan 3, 07:46
Cynicus on List Voting For Cretins: “Colin Dawson says: 2 January, 2026 at 1:50 pm Playing Devil’s advocate, what happens if unionist voters decide to vote…” Jan 3, 01:59
Young Lochinvar on The Gulf War: “AE and A: Righto chaps! Nothing new though I’m afraid to say in those 2 word salad “responses” though is…” Jan 3, 01:09