Kezia Dugdale made a spectacle of herself again at First Minister’s Questions earlier today. Using time intended for holding the Scottish Government to account over its devolved responsibilities, Dugdale once more decided instead to ignore her duty to the people of Scotland and attack the FM over a matter which is entirely outwith the Scottish Government’s control, namely the past actions of a Westminster MP.
Pausing only to demand that Holyrood interfere in the running of the independent Law Society, Dugdale then abandoned her casual endangerment of a live police inquiry by focusing instead on the morality of the aforementioned MP’s business practices:
But Ms Dugdale’s own ethics left a few things to be desired.
As life’s cruel weight bears increasingly down on your weary and creaking shoulders, readers – and it will, if it hasn’t already – you may find that you become decreasingly tolerant of those who waste your remaining time on Earth.
Earlier today we made an observation about the overblown way the media has been covering the Scottish Government’s underspend of 1.3% of its budget (a figure about which the David Hume Institute today cooed approvingly “Even Mr Micawber could not budget more accurately”).
To nobody’s great amazement, Scottish Labour rentahonk Jackie Baillie – fresh from making a complete idiot of herself over the Michelle Thomson case – couldn’t resist jumping on the bandwagon.
Quite aside from the fact that it means no such thing – there’s no less money, it’s just that some of it will now be carried over and spent this year instead – we suppose the tweet does at least mean that Scottish Labour’s policy position is clear: the Scottish Government should always spend every penny of its budget. Right?
The media and Unionist politicians (we really need to come up with a word to describe that single entity), when not concocting hysterical frothing diatribes against Michelle Thomson or complaining about the Scottish Government giving money to T In The Park – a position we must confess we find ourselves in some sympathy with – have recently been loudly protesting about last year’s “underspend” in the Holyrood budget.
There’s an extremely good article here by Dr Craig Dalzell of the Scottish Greens dealing with the broader issue of why such complaints are idiotic, so rather than go over the ground again we thought we’d look at another angle.
We apologise for another post on the subject of The Wright House, everyone, but we do love getting our teeth into a puzzle, especially when it comes with a side order of lots of juicy evidence of the Scottish media telling people outright lies.
This should be the last one for the forseeable future, and we’ve actually got some solid info to impart this time rather than just a confused expression, so buckle up.
Even the alertest readers will probably already be confused by the baffling tale of Douglas and Jacqueline Wright, who sold their home to Edinburgh West MP Michelle Thomson. We certainly were last night, but on delving a little more into the media coverage of their story, things got a whole lot worse.
Older readers may remember an ITV show called The Krypton Factor, which had an “observation round” section in which contestants were shown a short video clip and then asked a series of questions about it.
The newspaper is a fantastic concept. A cheap, accessible product, it’s a brilliant way of keeping yourself broadly abreast of current affairs. You turn a page and are presented with a diverse selection of interesting stories, often on subjects you’d never have thought to go and seek out in the self-refining echo chamber of the internet.
(Theoretically links on websites serve the same purpose, but dodging “sponsored” advertorial, gutter-level clickbait, pop-ups, autoplay video and pages that judder and leap around so much while loading all this rubbish that you’re about 50/50 to have an epileptic fit before you can read the story, has made clicking on one into a game of Russian Roulette fewer and fewer people are willing to take a chance on.)
This site has never believed that the ongoing steep decline in newspaper sales is a fundamental problem with the format. Rather, the truth is that people stop buying papers because they’re full of garbage.
Most of Scotland’s news outlets, including the Times, Herald, Daily Record, Daily Mail, Express and the BBC, run today with the story that one in three Police Scotland officers intend to leave the force in the next three years, according to a recent survey for the Scottish Police Authority.
(The print edition of the Scotsman makes it the front-page splash, although the article has mysteriously vanished from its website.)
But a couple of pieces of important information are inexplicably missing.
You might have thought that the publication of the “Project Fear” book last month was an embarrassment for the motley collection of highly-paid but hapless Labour and Tory apparatchiks who ran “Better Together”, but it turns out there was worse to come.
Politics Home today reports what sounds like some alarming news:
Hatey McHateface on The Idiot Rodeo: “Just marking time, Chas. Indy is a done deal. Waiting for the UN to make the announcement that we’re free.…” Dec 18, 20:50
Northcode on The Idiot Rodeo: “There is no such word as “dead” to be found in the Dictionaries of the Scots Language, Scots or otherwise.…” Dec 18, 20:47
Hatey McHateface on The Idiot Rodeo: “Show your teeth, Northy. Bark and howl. Everybody fears rabies. You’ll be safe.” Dec 18, 20:34
Hatey McHateface on The Idiot Rodeo: “Sorry, Alf, I’ve only just noticed your recommendation I read Freire’s theory of antidialogical action. Before I make the effort…” Dec 18, 20:30
Mark Beggan on The Idiot Rodeo: “@Sven My choice is the Scottish word. The other two are English words. Dead; Scottish meaning; Absolute, without doubt, On…” Dec 18, 20:25
Hatey McHateface on The Idiot Rodeo: “Trainspoting? Never heard of it. Google neither.” Dec 18, 20:20
Hatey McHateface on The Idiot Rodeo: “C’moan Aidan. The moon is made of cheese. You just have to believe. Ever wish the “believers” would just believe…” Dec 18, 20:16
Northcode on The Idiot Rodeo: “I’m wondering if this is another of those veiled and cryptic threats of physical violence we’ve seen on here a…” Dec 18, 20:15
Hatey McHateface on The Idiot Rodeo: “Wow, I’m a moron who most likely takes it up the arse. Alas, puir Auld Scotia, abandoned by all but…” Dec 18, 20:01
Northcode on The Idiot Rodeo: “An apposite quote in response to my ‘intensifier’ comment. Now there’s a writer who knows, or at least did at…” Dec 18, 19:31
Mark Beggan on The Idiot Rodeo: ““It’s a fuckin tightrope Spud. Try to hard and they might give you the fuckin job”” Dec 18, 19:00
Mark Beggan on The Idiot Rodeo: “@Sven Don’t kick the arse out of it.” Dec 18, 18:50
Sven on The Idiot Rodeo: “Mark Beggan@ 17.55. One out of three ain’t bad, Mark. Your choice which one.” Dec 18, 18:26
Dan on The Idiot Rodeo: “Aidan says: “…your babble has reached a degree where it isn’t possible to interpret any argument you might be trying…” Dec 18, 18:10
MuttersUWS on The Semi-Visible Man: “So sorry for your loss. May your (very sharp and detailed) memories of him be a blessing. Have to admit…” Dec 18, 18:06
Mark Beggan on The Idiot Rodeo: “Dead clever cunts.” Dec 18, 17:55
Northcode on The Idiot Rodeo: “Speaking, and writing, in potty-mouth (chortle) is the subject of some serious scientific research. It has been discovered, for instance,…” Dec 18, 17:45
Aidan on The Idiot Rodeo: “Okay Northcode – your babble has reached a degree where it isn’t possible to interpret any argument you might be…” Dec 18, 17:20
Northcode on The Idiot Rodeo: ““Far from being ‘agin oor will’, it was in fact by our will.” Absolute nonsense… and you call yourself a…” Dec 18, 16:54
Chas on The Idiot Rodeo: “The usual dross from the resident Master Baiter. Probably upset because it can’t get fishing!” Dec 18, 16:18
Mark Beggan on The Idiot Rodeo: “That season greetings doesn’t apply to Socialists. They don’t have a soul.” Dec 18, 16:13
Northcode on The Idiot Rodeo: ““…the entirety of academic research concerning urban transport systems conducted by universities and other institutions all over the world is…” Dec 18, 16:10
Mark Beggan on The Idiot Rodeo: “I have recently acquired a Diversity Barrier which I have now attached to my body. Be safe this Christmas. Merry…” Dec 18, 16:03
Aidan on The Idiot Rodeo: “Of course, and I bet James is the type of man to go in and make a huge fucking mess…” Dec 18, 16:02
Aidan on The Idiot Rodeo: ““There is strong and increasing evidence that the Act of Union was never implemented, and hence that the prevailing governance…” Dec 18, 15:50
factchecker on The Idiot Rodeo: “Factually, of course, the campaign to eradicate Gaelic language and culture in Scotland starts with the Establishment of Schools Act…” Dec 18, 15:32
Captain Caveman on The Idiot Rodeo: “No, Fatso, you were clearly looking down on people serving fries or salad for a living, ergo hardworking, Working Class…” Dec 18, 15:17
Aidan on The Idiot Rodeo: “Yes Northcode, the entirety of academic research concerning urban transport systems conducted by universities and other institutions all over the…” Dec 18, 15:07
James on The Idiot Rodeo: “Leave it another decade or so next time, champ, there’s a good lad.” Dec 18, 15:06
James on The Idiot Rodeo: ““This site is for grown-ups !” rotflmfao. Jeezo, self-awareness bypass on stilts.” Dec 18, 15:04