As a lifelong political geek and former SNP and Alba Party member, I’ve spent years supporting Scotland’s independence movement. However, over the last few years, I’ve watched the campaign (as opposed to support for independence) wither away. Being a Scottish nationalist has become increasingly disheartening, like watching someone you love succumb to a slow, debilitating illness. In frustration, I switched off from my homeland and turned my focus to the drama of US politics.
Over the last three years I immersed myself in it, watching both left and right-wing outlets. I became so hooked and invested that I jumped on a plane to Washington DC for the 2024 election. I canvassed with DC Democrats in rural Pennsylvania (that’s me third from the left in the pic below), attended Kamala Harris’s concession rally, and went to Trump’s only watch party in DC.
My journey led me to believe that Scotland’s independence campaign could learn a great deal from Trump’s victory and the Democrats’ failure.
We’ll give you three guesses as to the highly controversial and extravagantly taxpayer-funded organisation that has its rainbow fingerprints all over this story, readers.
So it looks like the USA has elected a mad orange rapist convicted of 34 felonies who could yet be in jail by the time of his inauguration. (He would remain President even if that happened, which would be really funny.) And we can’t even blame them for it, because the alternative they were offered was, remarkably and stupendously, worse.
To be honest, readers, the peculiar events of yesterday continued to nag at us all day as every news broadcaster in Scotland and beyond leapt eagerly on the ludicrous non-story from the Herald On Sunday’s front page. (It was even the #2 item on BBC Radio Wales, inexplicably).
For such an absolute nothingball of scurrilous sub-gossip to so dominate the entire news media was just too strange to ignore. We cannot remember the last time a low-grade freelancer managed to sell the same story to FOUR major Scottish newspapers – who normally, remember, only want exclusives for their big front-page splashes – let alone a crummy opinion columnist (not even an actual news reporter) who’s only been back in journalism for five minutes after a 15-year break as a failed PR guru.
(Once they’d all run the shoddy hatchet piece, TV and radio then had all the excuse they needed to blare it across the airwaves. “Oh, it’s not us inflating and amplifying this garbage, guv, we’re just reporting what the papers are saying.”)
So in our eternal quest for enlightenment and understanding we thought we’d see if we could find out a bit more about the little-known but recently-revived sleeper assassin with the ironic name: Carlos Alba.
Alex Salmond will be laid to rest in the green turf of Aberdeenshire today in a quiet and dignified private ceremony. (A public celebration of his life will take place next month.)
Most of Scotland’s press and commentariat beclowned itself shamefully after his death just as it did during his life, but below is a (regrettably short) collection of those who did otherwise and who deserve to be noted honourably beside the man himself.
Redaction is a tricky business, and comes with numerous pitfalls even if you’re being careful, which not everyone is. If you’re involved in creating a document you know will have to be redacted, there are a variety of safeguarding approaches you can adopt.
When I worked on a videogames magazine called Amiga Power in the 1990s, we ran a fun comedy feature about censorship. But because the company that published the magazine had had some unfortunate mishaps in the field, we took extra care by typing all the “offensive” words as random-length strings of Xs when we wrote the article.
And it was lucky that we did, because as you can see in the feature’s strapline, the art department misaligned the red redaction bar on some of them, and if there’d been a sweary in there it would have been easily identified.
Republicofscotland on Bad Santa: “Revolutions usually fail – though not all – there are several in France’s history – the 1789 one achieved more,…” Dec 25, 14:23
Republicofscotland on Bad Santa: “Santa didn’t make it. media/GflgPRpWYAAaet0.jpg (1280×1277)” Dec 25, 14:13
Willie on Bad Santa: “Changes are coming. People of all hues, save for the corporate elites are being bled dry. At the lower end…” Dec 25, 13:11
Republicofscotland on Bad Santa: “So the Yanks want Greenland from Denmark – lets hope the Orange One’s (Trump) plans for Greenland are foiled. “The…” Dec 25, 13:08
Republicofscotland on Bad Santa: “An excellent article from Mark Hirst. This is the man who fundamentally altered Adam Smith’s widely accepted definition and limits…” Dec 25, 12:11
Sven on Bad Santa: “With her index linked FM pension, tax efficient royalties from the ever faithful buying her self serving book (plus the…” Dec 25, 11:54
PacMan on Bad Santa: “The time for Trump to become US President is coming closer day by day. In the days counting down he…” Dec 25, 10:18
Captain Caveman on Bad Santa: “Charming lol. “Cheltenham controlled”, is that something to do with horse racing mate? What an absolute plonker you are pal.…” Dec 25, 09:08
gregor on Bad Santa: “Maddy Kearns: Christmas in George Square: https://tinyurl.com/4w4mruvv” Dec 25, 08:56
gregor on Bad Santa: “Hows that Christmas prediction, Hatey (re. shitting myself:) Crystal Avenelle: Predictions: Predictions: “Tracing the lines all over your palm (tracing,…” Dec 25, 08:46
Robert Hughes on Bad Santa: “You sure that was the work of beavers , D , and not Main after a weekend on the Devil’s…” Dec 25, 06:20
PacMan on Bad Santa: “Are these the DARK FORCES she is talking about” Dec 25, 01:39
znovak on Bad Santa: “For some inexplicable reason Kirillov’s assassination reminded me of Reinhard Heydrich, another military man murdered by proxy terrorists sent by…” Dec 25, 00:16
Geri on Bad Santa: “Merry Christmas Mia & to everyone else too.. Hope you all have a lovely Christmas xx” Dec 25, 00:10
Geri on Bad Santa: “Get the global elite to pay. That’s loose change to them & they cause all the wars & poverty to…” Dec 25, 00:06
Geri on Bad Santa: “Ummm, hello! Syria is on the phone! They’re on the payroll of the British, American & U security services. Terrorists…” Dec 25, 00:01
Anton Decadent on Bad Santa: “Genuine lol at that, thanks.” Dec 24, 23:34
Geri on Bad Santa: “So sad. I love those trees. I’ve two in my garden that’s taken yrs to grow. Is there a forestry…” Dec 24, 23:33
Campbell Clansman on Bad Santa: “It’s a Muslim job, with a Muslim attacker, killing Christians.” Dec 24, 23:29
Geri on Bad Santa: “OMG Space dust! I loved that as a kid. Weeeee! Ughh, hate Turkish delight. Agreed over the sizing. I remember…” Dec 24, 23:27
Tartanpigsy on Bad Santa: “Except you and your gang of idiot Cheltenham controlled f***ies ?” Dec 24, 22:37
Captain Caveman on Bad Santa: “Merry Christmas to everyone.” Dec 24, 22:15
Mia on Bad Santa: “Happy Christmas to all.” Dec 24, 22:05
Tinto Chiel on Off-topic: “Oh, and these wee tales: www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ohqD4FixLs Don’t have nightmares.” Dec 24, 21:33
Tinto Chiel on Off-topic: “A Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to all Stu’s readers. Since it’s the season: www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJrXhjt7Gwo We’re probably at…” Dec 24, 20:59
Republicofscotland on Bad Santa: “I suppose, it makes a change from trying to assassinate the guy – as Zee, offered Fico of Slovakia a…” Dec 24, 20:59
Republicofscotland on Bad Santa: “A couple of points here – if the countries that help fund the WFP stopped wasting billions on aid to…” Dec 24, 20:52
Republicofscotland on Bad Santa: “Its beginning to look like an inside job. “A man who was allegedly behind the deadly attack at a Christmas…” Dec 24, 20:32
Dan on Bad Santa: “Ha ha, but there’s already been yet another beaver delivered fuck you today. So long 20 year old silver birch,…” Dec 24, 20:05
Confused on Bad Santa: “feck you dan” Dec 24, 19:45