Many expert observers have already noted that the document flatly contradicts the Scottish Government’s previous repeated and strenuous assertions that a Gender Recognition Certificate confers “no new rights” on trans people, and have published extremely detailed assessments which are frankly all but impenetrable to non-lawyers but basically conclude that the Scottish Government’s position is a mess.
Our favourite line, however, is this one.
So if you’re obliged to have a 50/50 sex balance in your boardroom, you can do it by hiring a man with a GRC saying he’s legally female, or by hiring a woman.
We believe that the young folk nowadays call that a “self-own”.
As a lifelong political geek and former SNP and Alba Party member, I’ve spent years supporting Scotland’s independence movement. However, over the last few years, I’ve watched the campaign (as opposed to support for independence) wither away. Being a Scottish nationalist has become increasingly disheartening, like watching someone you love succumb to a slow, debilitating illness. In frustration, I switched off from my homeland and turned my focus to the drama of US politics.
Over the last three years I immersed myself in it, watching both left and right-wing outlets. I became so hooked and invested that I jumped on a plane to Washington DC for the 2024 election. I canvassed with DC Democrats in rural Pennsylvania (that’s me third from the left in the pic below), attended Kamala Harris’s concession rally, and went to Trump’s only watch party in DC.
My journey led me to believe that Scotland’s independence campaign could learn a great deal from Trump’s victory and the Democrats’ failure.
We’ll give you three guesses as to the highly controversial and extravagantly taxpayer-funded organisation that has its rainbow fingerprints all over this story, readers.
So it looks like the USA has elected a mad orange rapist convicted of 34 felonies who could yet be in jail by the time of his inauguration. (He would remain President even if that happened, which would be really funny.) And we can’t even blame them for it, because the alternative they were offered was, remarkably and stupendously, worse.
To be honest, readers, the peculiar events of yesterday continued to nag at us all day as every news broadcaster in Scotland and beyond leapt eagerly on the ludicrous non-story from the Herald On Sunday’s front page. (It was even the #2 item on BBC Radio Wales, inexplicably).
For such an absolute nothingball of scurrilous sub-gossip to so dominate the entire news media was just too strange to ignore. We cannot remember the last time a low-grade freelancer managed to sell the same story to FOUR major Scottish newspapers – who normally, remember, only want exclusives for their big front-page splashes – let alone a crummy opinion columnist (not even an actual news reporter) who’s only been back in journalism for five minutes after a 15-year break as a failed PR guru.
(Once they’d all run the shoddy hatchet piece, TV and radio then had all the excuse they needed to blare it across the airwaves. “Oh, it’s not us inflating and amplifying this garbage, guv, we’re just reporting what the papers are saying.”)
So in our eternal quest for enlightenment and understanding we thought we’d see if we could find out a bit more about the little-known but recently-revived sleeper assassin with the ironic name: Carlos Alba.
Alex Salmond will be laid to rest in the green turf of Aberdeenshire today in a quiet and dignified private ceremony. (A public celebration of his life will take place next month.)
Most of Scotland’s press and commentariat beclowned itself shamefully after his death just as it did during his life, but below is a (regrettably short) collection of those who did otherwise and who deserve to be noted honourably beside the man himself.
Redaction is a tricky business, and comes with numerous pitfalls even if you’re being careful, which not everyone is. If you’re involved in creating a document you know will have to be redacted, there are a variety of safeguarding approaches you can adopt.
When I worked on a videogames magazine called Amiga Power in the 1990s, we ran a fun comedy feature about censorship. But because the company that published the magazine had had some unfortunate mishaps in the field, we took extra care by typing all the “offensive” words as random-length strings of Xs when we wrote the article.
And it was lucky that we did, because as you can see in the feature’s strapline, the art department misaligned the red redaction bar on some of them, and if there’d been a sweary in there it would have been easily identified.
gregor on Once more around: “Lily Allen: Sheezus: Wind Your Neck In: “Why don’t you keep your eyes on the road Keep yourself to yourself…” Jan 4, 21:38
gregor on Once more around: “Niceone Dan – looking good…” Jan 4, 21:25
gregor on Once more around: “Bless you, Alf (et al)…” Jan 4, 21:18
Alf Baird on Once more around: “Rather biased perspective Hatey considering England/US control Scotland’s strategic military installations and decide whom they target; as non-sovereign bystanders and…” Jan 4, 21:12
Alf Baird on Once more around: “We are fortunate that, unlike our political class, others are able to articulate our true colonial condition. Without this understanding…” Jan 4, 20:55
Geri on Once more around: “The Chinese EVs are cheaper & more environmentally friendly but the yanks slapped 100% Tarrifs on them & the EU…” Jan 4, 20:52
gregor on Once more around: “Don’t worry, Chas (love you too:)” Jan 4, 20:28
gregor on Once more around: “The New European – Think Without Borders @TheNewEuropean: “Keir Starmer must slap Elon Musk down – before someone gets killed.…” Jan 4, 20:19
Dan on Once more around: “My view is that it’s kind of lame but not particularity unexpected of what’s left of the feisty can do…” Jan 4, 20:19
gregor on Once more around: “Travis: 12 Memories: Love Will Come Through: “If I told you a secret You won’t tell a soul Will you…” Jan 4, 19:51
Breeks on Once more around: “I’m not a fan of Musk, but I would be, if he threw that $100 million burning a hole in…” Jan 4, 19:48
gregor on Once more around: “Sure, big balls – I love Scotland and its people – Are you capable of expressing your love and appreciation…” Jan 4, 19:35
Marie on Once more around: “I was brought up in a right wing, conservative, anti trade union household during the Cold War and my late…” Jan 4, 19:28
Ian Brotherhood on Once more around: “If Musk ‘donated’ £10 million to every House of Commons member it would come to around £6.5 billion. His net…” Jan 4, 19:25
gregor on Once more around: “Geri, Baird and Ros are awesome Guardians of Scotland. #LongLiveWings” Jan 4, 19:25
gregor on Once more around: “Nutter ? “Someone who is crazy, silly, or strange: He’s a bit of a nutter.”: https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/nutter Crank (WTF) ?? “A…” Jan 4, 19:21
gregor on Once more around: “Yup, I’m zooming right in (on you:)… Zero One: Reverse Deception: Human XS: https://tinyurl.com/mr2t6m65 #NoFu**tardEscape” Jan 4, 19:06
Dan on Once more around: “26 better stones later, (still to get final pointing)” Jan 4, 18:55
Dan on Once more around: “I read your post the other day on the demolishing of the tenements blocks in Glasgow. That’s disappointing if the…” Jan 4, 18:53
gregor on Once more around: “Ok, scornful ones -YOU WIN (I’m super-human:) #Subhumans “Having or showing behaviour or characteristics that are much worse than those…” Jan 4, 18:46
gregor on Once more around: “I’ll demolish your integrity, Chas (if I can be bothered with minnows:) #Pike” Jan 4, 18:28
gregor on Once more around: “World Economic Forum: Foreign and Commonwealth Office of the United Kingdom: https://archive.ph/HBMfT World Economic Forum: Department of Foreign Affairs and…” Jan 4, 18:19
gregor on Once more around: “World Economic Forum: How US foreign policy will shape the ‘Great Reset’: …experts explain: https://archive.ph/CfDQW World Economic Forum is starting…” Jan 4, 18:16
Geri on Once more around: “You are so out of touch but that’s not surprising. The EU is collapsing as we speak. Far to dumb…” Jan 4, 17:58
gregor on Once more around: “National Cyber Security Centre: UK and allies expose R***ian intelligence services for cyber campaign of attempted political interference: “The UK…” Jan 4, 17:57
Hatey McHateface on Once more around: “Clinton foundation is genuinely waterproof though. And that’s a big benefit if you’ve been lucky enough to pull, and you…” Jan 4, 17:36
Geri on Once more around: “‘Isn’t it about 20?’ Name them. & Do stick to the 21st century. & Helping ppl build trade routes &…” Jan 4, 17:28
Hatey McHateface on Once more around: “Anybody with the leisure time and disposable income to post pish on here is economically secure. If you genuinely don’t…” Jan 4, 17:25