Because while pretty much every journalist, pundit and legal expert reporting the case agrees that the amendment made to the Section 11 order protecting the anonymity of the complainers in the Alex Salmond case is an important and significant one, it hasn’t impressed the only person whose opinion actually matters: Andy Wightwash.
Once again we’ve clipped the entire question and “answer” so you can see nothing’s been taken out of context, but the important bit is from 2m 30s to 2m 53s.
Davidson’s question was quite complex but boiled down to why Nicola Sturgeon hadn’t properly recorded details and minutes of meetings on Scottish Government business, in direct breach of the Ministerial Code.
That’s a valid question in itself, to which there was no meaningful response, but it was what Sturgeon said right at the end that raised our eyebrows.
First Minister’s Questions was very interesting today. Ruth Davidson had some tricky ones which Nicola Sturgeon simply didn’t even attempt to look like she was answering, and we might come back to one of them in particular a little later on.
But Jackie Baillie’s were even more pointed, especially this one:
With our trademark scrupulous fairness we’ve included the full question and answer, and they raise a whole series of issues, but if you’re in a hurry the key part we want to talk about right now is between 0.18 and 0.26.
Sorry, folks, we had a minor medical emergency today (veteran readers can probably guess in which category) and haven’t been quite as on top of events as we’d like.
So terrible was it that the SNP had a backup plan to distract from it – a nonsense of a press release from SNP chief operating officer Sue Ruddick in which she made an allegation about a supposed “act of physical aggression” by Alex Salmond.
The following statement has been issued in response. It’s an eye-opener.
Committee on the Scottish Govt Handling of Harassment Complaints
Dear Ms Fabiani and Committee Members,
We have now had the opportunity to consult on Friday evening and over the weekend with our client on your clerk’s latest emails of Friday afternoon. Those followed the convener’s letter informing us that you do not intend to publish our client’s submission on the Ministerial Code, a submission which was sent to you on December 31st and which was carefully considered by this firm, and by Counsel, prior to submission.
Your latest communications and the decision not to publish exemplify the confusion and legal difficulties created by the Committee and which now plainly undermine the capacity of the Committee to fulfil the remit set by Parliament.
The Scottish Government seems determined to pile insult upon injury to the Scottish people in relation to the inquiry into its botched stitch-up of Alex Salmond.
A shocking story in today’s Sunday Mail reveals that in addition to wasting in excess of £1 million on the initial unlawful investigation, untold millions on a criminal prosecution and trial, and £55,000 on coaching its inquiry witnesses (so badly that almost all of them were forced to return to the inquiry to subsequently “correct” their evidence), it’s also spent thousands of pounds of your money on lawyers to successfully prevent one of the key witnesses appearing at all.
Possibly because the witness in question doesn’t exist.
It’s hard to believe that it’s barely six months since grassroots SNP members rushed to the defence of Glasgow Cathcart MSP James Dornan when it looked like the party’s woke wing had pushed him out of his seat for electoral vampire Rhiannon Spear.
The loud uproar over a crooked NEC meeting that effectively deselected Dornan – the same one that stitched up Joanna Cherry – saw him reinstated as candidate, although the decision over Cherry wasn’t reversed. But the warning shot across Dornan’s bows clearly worked, because look at the state of him now.
Ever since the summer fiasco Dornan has been the most obsequiously loyal follower of the leadership in the entire party, but today’s tweet is a new low.
Hatey McHateface on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “I was unaware of the correlation between republicanism and Christianity, Spartan. In fact, I thought it was republicans who foisted…” Aug 18, 12:51
Mark Beggan on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “Yes Alfie that’s right. Now tell us about your academic journey and any marathons you took part in.” Aug 18, 12:46
Spartan 117 on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “KCIII’s deliberate abandonment of Christianity is just one of the many and varied reasons I am a Republican.” Aug 18, 12:35
Hatey McHateface on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: ““they are a servile people” “they will always be slaves” Yet one quarter of the world atlas used to be…” Aug 18, 12:32
Hatey McHateface on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: ““aside from … some traditions of dress” (Fanon). Praise be! I was worried that Professor Baird was about to tell…” Aug 18, 12:24
Captain Caveman on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: ““– I will enjoy watching the muslims r4pe you and your kind into oblivion.” Well, I daresay I shouldn’t be…” Aug 18, 12:20
Confused on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “first they came for the autists, but I said nothing as my disability increment was due to ADHD … then…” Aug 18, 12:02
Confused on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “Hey Caveman – concern yourself less with Scotland and keep tae yir ain midden, your problems are greater https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/08/16/eritrean-man-raped-pensioner-outside-church/ -…” Aug 18, 12:00
Confused on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “oh dear. I thought you really had them, this time … Much as I salute your indefatigability and dog with…” Aug 18, 11:48
Nicky T Naquetti on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “It’s not 1707 any more, hen. I swear… whatever the story might be, it could be, say – aliens landing…” Aug 18, 10:27
Alf Baird on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: ““And for the Dean of the Faculty of Advocates Roddy Dunlop KC he has just been told he and his…” Aug 18, 10:25
Northcode on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “Yes, it was Queen Elizabeth’s former chaplain, Gavin Ashenden, who accused the King of “deserting Christians” and failing to uphold…” Aug 18, 10:19
Captain Caveman on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: ““First they’ll have to stir themselves from the indifferent, apathy they’re comfortable in. Then they’ll have to wean themselves off…” Aug 18, 10:01
Hatey McHateface on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: ““it is going to get worse, much worse as the common citizen increasingly comes to both hate and fear the…” Aug 18, 09:47
Robert on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “Could an excuse be incompetence? One person, with good intent, collects “ringfenced” money, pays it into the SNP bank account…” Aug 18, 09:41
gm on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “I would vote to close it. No doubt about that. it is doing the Scots harm now and ‘the purpose…” Aug 18, 09:40
Hatey McHateface on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “When the troughers at the wee, pretendy parliament voted themselves medals of congratulation back in July 1999, many Scots (and…” Aug 18, 09:35
willie on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “Frankly this latest refusal by Police Scotland to pursue criminal established criminal activity reinforces how institutionally rotten and corrupt our…” Aug 18, 09:32
Chas on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “I see that Che has been discharged from the loony bin again. It won’t be long before it is readmitted.…” Aug 18, 09:32
Hatey McHateface on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “You over complicate things, James. No government can bind its successors. No group of people will consent indefinitely to be…” Aug 18, 09:28
James Che on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “The Crown of England has gone AWOL in multiple faiths that does not defend its one faith above all others,…” Aug 18, 09:26
Frank Gillougley on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “With reference to above Police Scotland? letter, concluding the subject of uses for the redundant Scottish Parliament building, compare and…” Aug 18, 09:22
Mark Beggan on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “Just off the phone to Andy Burnham. Told him I was the president of the Peoples Republic of Judea. He…” Aug 18, 09:14
Hatey McHateface on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “Phew! It would be deadly serious if there was no going back.” Aug 18, 09:11
James Che on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “The implications for the Crown of one faith, and Crown offices, judges, police and thir authorities dwindles daily in Scotland.” Aug 18, 09:09
James Che on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “Which reminds those Sovereign people in Scotland, that Charles king of England can hardly claim inheritance of the Crown of…” Aug 18, 09:01
Mark Beggan on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “The one thing the ‘elite’ fear above all else is to appear stupid. The lengths they will go to to…” Aug 18, 08:55
James Che on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “So if king Charles of England is not protecting the faith he swore to uphold it is no wonder parliamentarians…” Aug 18, 08:44
Hatey McHateface on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “Don’t you have a job to do, Alf? I notice you like to post about how only you know enough…” Aug 18, 08:29