Many, many caveats, of course. And a long spoon is clearly required.
But it's hard to class this as anything other than a significant victory. The Sun is the biggest-selling newspaper in Scotland, and while it's unlikely to have much direct influence on how people vote, it changes the atmosphere of the election considerably. Game on.
It’s been called the “me-too” election. The Scottish media is full of the widely-repeated wisdom that three of the four main parties contesting the imminent Holyrood poll (the other being the Tories, who nobody votes for in Scotland anyway) have triangulated (ie stolen each other’s policies) to such an extent that there’s almost nothing left to choose between them on ideology, and the election is now just a personality contest.
(Which is tough on at least two of the parties concerned, since their leaders in Scotland have no detectable personalities.)
Not least because I essentially don’t give a shit about the environment. (The result depicted in the image below is from Scottish Vote Compass, and my non-Scotch chums might find it interesting to take the test too.)
I do believe human activities are causing global warming, and that we’re rendering the planet incapable of sustaining human life at a terrifying rate – via greenhouse gases, pollution and overpopulation – to the point where mankind could in my view have well under 100 years left of anything recognisable as our current lifestyle. It’s just that I think that’s a good thing.
Pictured below: Shadow Chancellor Ed Balls and the leader of Labour's MSPs in the Scottish Parliament, Iain Gray, at a campaign event earlier this week.
"Interview body language experts agree that the less you move your arms and hands about the more confident and in control you are."
– On Using Body Language During Interviews
Non-Scottish readers probably don't know who this man is. You're missing out.
Readers of a spiritual or elderly bent may be aware of the parable of the Deck Of Cards. (You can listen to a splendidly reverby take of Wink Martindale’s definitive version by clicking this convenient link here.)
But you don’t have to go back to the 1950s for a similarly instructive metaphor for the contemporary age. Because the iOS game Coin Dozer serves, if you don’t want to carry around a bulky copy of Das Kapital, as a bible of the modern capitalist world. Shut up, it’s not bollocks.
If you're anything like me, you've probably been spending anything up to 0.2% of your spare time recently wondering how (or if) you're going to cast your vote in the AV referendum in a month's time. Because on the face of it, it looks like a lose-lose choice.
"If only there was some way we could improve this country's useless, broken mockery of democracy AND kick Nick Clegg's face off at the same time", is, if you're like me, what you've probably been thinking. But maybe there is.
Sorry updates have been a bit thin on the ground for the last few days, viewers – I've been insanely busy with about eight different things, and probably will be until Monday. One of them was reaching a milestone with the mighty Free-App Hero, which has now featured a frankly amazing 500 games since being released four months ago and written 150,000 words (roughly two novels' worth) about them. Yikes.
Astoundingly, that translates to somewhere in the region of £5 million saved by the app's users since it came out, and all without having to spend hundreds of tedious hours wading through thousands of godawful ad-strewn games written by escaped mental patients in order to find the good stuff.
Anyway, here are some pictures of weird stuff I saw in the park last week.
I was out and about today, and finally saw a 3DS in action for the first time. As billed, the 3D effect is absolutely gobsmacking, but even after just a few minutes I was finding it quite tiring on my eyes and I imagine the novelty will largely wear off after a couple of days, leaving you with a very pricey way to play Ridge Racer and Super Monkey Ball again. But not quite THIS pricey:
Viewers, a confluence like this comes around about once a decade. If it’s as sunny, warm and beautiful where you are as it is in Bath today, get out there and witness the phenomenon for yourself.
If it isn’t, don’t worry – you can do it indoors too.
TURABDIN on Steadying The Ship: “Neu terminologie fir auld…. United Kingdom/United Kleptocracy? Westminster/Wastaminster? WASTA is the cronyism that oils government & everything else in the…” May 16, 14:27
sam on Steadying The Ship: “Well named? The surname Beggan is of Irish origin and is derived from the Gaelic word “beagán,” which means “little”…” May 16, 14:16
Geri on The Broken Rainbow: “AI Dan, Because I don’t have to. Others, far more educated than I am, are doing it on behalf of…” May 16, 14:00
robertkknight on Steadying The Ship: “Aye, and if Scotland had a legal system, Sturgeon and the Alphabetites would be in jail, soon to be joined…” May 16, 13:47
Aidan on Steadying The Ship: “I think what Chas is drawing attention to Northcode is that with James Cheyne now (sadly I fear only temporarily)…” May 16, 13:41
Mark Beggan on Steadying The Ship: “There is certainly more saltires at today’s Unite The Kingdoms rally. This is what happens when a government holds the…” May 16, 13:41
TURABDIN on Steadying The Ship: “THIS IS THE PREAMBLE TO AN ACADEMIC WORK. HUME IN AND OUT OF SCOTTISH CONTEXT by James A. Harris and…” May 16, 13:11
100%Yes on Steadying The Ship: “Izzie, STOP putting party before Country!!!! I can see your plan has merit. If in fact JS was going to…” May 16, 13:05
Mark Beggan on Steadying The Ship: “Another word salad. Saying nothing.” May 16, 12:46
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on Steadying The Ship: “Initial link to ROBERT CURRY material: https://americanmind.org/author/robert-curry/ Paragraph by Curry: « At the age of sixteen, Thomas Jefferson, James Madison,…” May 16, 12:43
Alf Baird on Steadying The Ship: “We have to accept that the Scottish school of enlightenment failed even to ascertain Scotland’s colonial capture, much like Paine…” May 16, 11:18
Captain Caveman on The Hills Of Far Away: “Shhhh! 😮 Don’t you know that all polled are “rigged” according to the CIA, and your highlighting this is only…” May 16, 10:57
100%Yes on Steadying The Ship: “Lorncal & Geri, All of our politicians have no interest in politics its carer and money driven and your both…” May 16, 10:53
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on Steadying The Ship: “Cynicus: « the name of the author is Robert Curry. Not Curie. Has the Québecois author Scotticised or Frenchified the…” May 16, 10:33
Cynicus on Steadying The Ship: “Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh says: 16 May, 2026 at 12:42 am “Excerpt from CONTACT… professeur ….. Robert Curie…” ======== For ease of…” May 16, 09:37
TURABDIN on Steadying The Ship: “«révolutionnaire»……stupide spelletchequeur…” May 16, 09:16
Northcode on Steadying The Ship: ““Seek help.” Why even comment like that? What do you believe your twa wird sentence achieved beyond making you seem…” May 16, 09:11
TURABDIN on Steadying The Ship: “ON AVANCE LENTEMENT, festina lente…’c’est revolutionaire ça? & who decides who the gens bêtes are what constitute mauvaises idées. Scottish…” May 16, 09:07
Northcode on Steadying The Ship: “I rose early this morning and writ doun a poem in the Scots leid. The Stanes Foretelt Ryse noo, ye…” May 16, 09:00
Aidan on The Broken Rainbow: “LOL Geri yes because that’s how it works. The UN writes to private citizens with a big list of things…” May 16, 07:16
James Barr Gardner on Steadying The Ship: “If Swinney had been a football manager he would have been long gone by now along with his coaching staff…” May 16, 05:41
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on Steadying The Ship: “Excerpt from CONTACT podcast hosted by Montréal-born STÉPHAN BUREAU. Here he interviews Louis Sarkozy (son of Nicolas Sarkozy). Louis Sarkozy…” May 16, 00:42
Cynicus on Steadying The Ship: “A picture really IS worth 1000 words. The chart above illustrates perfectly what I’ve often said. Swinney was a dud…” May 16, 00:20
Young Lochinvar on The Broken Rainbow: “HMcH Jeyes fluid? Hmmmm.. I am guessing that is an in-joke in your homosexual circles? What you types get up…” May 15, 23:08
Geri on Steadying The Ship: “To be honest, Salmond was the only good thing about the SNP. Margo & Jim too. If I remember correctly…” May 15, 22:17
Northcode on The Broken Rainbow: ““A Voluntary Union? Not only was it not voluntary, it was unconstitutional and unlawful, and so was the Treaty since…” May 15, 21:43
Geri on The Broken Rainbow: “AI Dan Then why continue to phap yersel intae a frenzy over it? Unless they’ve written to you directly stating…” May 15, 21:05
Geri on Steadying The Ship: “? You’re government is run by paedophiles….? I don’t think I’ll ever tire of that tune…” May 15, 20:59
Lorncal on Steadying The Ship: “Personally speaking, both Swinney and Starmer’s voices send me spiralling into a coma out of which I have to be…” May 15, 20:48