And has no more luck this week with hapless Scottish Labour list MSP Claire Baker than he did with her habitually mendacious colleague Jackie Baillie last week:
(The Big Debate, BBC Radio Scotland, 13 November 2015) .
One of the stranger criticisms regularly levelled at this site is that we don’t attack the SNP/Scottish Government enough.
That’s weird firstly because it’s not like there’s currently a shortage of hostile media scrutiny of Nicola Sturgeon and her colleagues, and secondly because we’ve never in our four-year life claimed for a moment to be neutral.
What Unionists insisted was the biggest and most important parliamentary transfer of powers to a devolved government anywhere in the world was squeezed into five and a half hours of debate time in the House Of Commons tonight, approximately two hours of which were taken up by Westminster’s farcical voting system.
Of the remaining three and a bit hours, a third of the time was taken up by the three MPs you can see video of at the bottom of this post. We know it’s a lot to ask to watch an hour of politicians deliberately trolling Scotland, but if you didn’t see the debate live it’s about the minimum you need to get an accurate sense of the tone.
At the end of it all, a small number of things had been decided.
The tiny number of people who watch the BBC Parliament channel is undoubtedly a blessing to the parties of the Union. We’ll be bringing you some eye-opening excerpts from today’s Scotland Bill debate later, but as a taster here’s one brief exchange.
Alberto Costa, the Scottish-born Conservative MP for South Leicestershire (of whom we’ll be seeing much more in a bit), is heard loudly expressing his satisfaction that not a single Scottish MP of any party (nor indeed any from Wales or Northern Ireland) has been permitted to sit on the Joint Committee discussing the government’s plan to scrap the Human Rights Act, although six unelected peers do get places.
When challenged, Costa explains that he’s happy about it because it’s a matter reserved to the “United Kingdom Parliament”. The fact that he apparently doesn’t consider any Scottish members elected to that parliament to have any business with its affairs is perhaps rather more revealing than Mr Costa intended it to be.
Last Friday’s article on the limitations of GERS caused quite a stir among the stout defenders of the Union, as social-media users may have noticed over the weekend.
Amidst the wildly-flailing fury-storm of shouty, abusive responses which pathologically evaded addressing the article’s point, the one vaguely factual argument raised was the notion that an independent Scotland wouldn’t be able to make significant savings on its current (notional) £3bn defence budget because NATO supposedly requires all member states to spend 2% of their GDP on defence.
When it comes to Scottish Labour’s great brainwave about “restoring” Tory tax-credit cuts, the madness just won’t stop. Here’s Magnus Gardham, formerly political editor of Scotland’s staunchest Labour paper the Daily Record, in the Herald today:
So, it’s our birthday. It was exactly four years ago today, on the 7th of November 2011, that Wings Over Scotland published the first post of what was supposed to be a pretty insignificant spare-time blog picking out interesting politics stories in the day’s Scottish media and challenging any inaccuracies in them.
Geoff Bush on Two Of A Kind: “We underestimate both Swinney and Yousaf. If they were intent on independence then what they continue to do – ie…” Jun 9, 20:30
100%Yes on Two Of A Kind: “John Swinney is a moron. He deliberately lost the Hamilton seat, please don’t ask me to explain the mind of…” Jun 9, 19:17
Nae Need! on Two Of A Kind: “The poor lassie just wants her pension. And she’ll sit tight, like the rest of them, until she gets it.” Jun 9, 18:16
Mia on Two Of A Kind: “I opt for liars. Actually, labourites in disguise, to be more precise.” Jun 9, 18:15
Mark Beggan on Two Of A Kind: “Aye. If yeh didnae laugh yid greet.” Jun 9, 17:58
Rev. Stuart Campbell on Two Of A Kind: “Yes.” Jun 9, 17:50
Ian McCubbin on Two Of A Kind: “One is like his pal Anas really a unionist. Oh wait a minute so is the other one. Lol nae…” Jun 9, 17:49
Ronnie on Two Of A Kind: “Serious question, is Joanne Cherry still a member of the SNP?” Jun 9, 17:25
Hatey McHateface on What We Don’t Know Now: “On the plus side, after her maternity leave, she should be able to answer the question “What is a woman?”…” Jun 9, 16:54
SilentMajority on Two Of A Kind: “The pair of them leave me black affrontit as a Scot. One was so useless at whatever he touched, and…” Jun 9, 16:48
Nae Need! on Two Of A Kind: “Mark Beggan, Frequently you provide ME with a much needed giggle in these ‘trying’ times. Thank you. For ‘trying’ READ…” Jun 9, 16:45
Nae Need! on Two Of A Kind: “Lying to them comes naturally – cos they are PLAYERS.” Jun 9, 16:33
KiltedSplendour on Two Of A Kind: “I’d add Onanists” Jun 9, 16:32
Nae Need! on Two Of A Kind: “Quite. What do we do about the captive, brainwashed party members who keep voting for them? Is it even possible…” Jun 9, 16:31
Mark Beggan on Two Of A Kind: “Did you know that Wokes can give birth to their own puppy.” Jun 9, 16:22
Nae Need! on Two Of A Kind: “Massive liars. And wot Jon Drummond said up thread.” Jun 9, 16:14
Hatey McHateface on Two Of A Kind: “Yousaf would have been on safer ground predicting the colours of the horses. Predominantly white.” Jun 9, 15:49
Effijy on Two Of A Kind: “I think they both proved they haven’t got a clue about politics. They are the Independence party who are not…” Jun 9, 15:46
GM on Two Of A Kind: “There is always the chance these two mediocre administrators have plenty in the bank account and aren’t doing an awful…” Jun 9, 15:42
Hatey McHateface on What We Don’t Know Now: “I know it’s exceptionally difficult for some people to get their heids around, but the idea that one wee wumman…” Jun 9, 15:40
Jon Drummond on Two Of A Kind: “Aah! Yousaf and Swinney… A pair of (No, let’s include Sturgeon and all the rest of them while we’re at…” Jun 9, 15:39
Nae Need! on What We Don’t Know Now: “BigJay – “That’s pretty much where the SNP management is now . . .” And unfortunately so is the party…” Jun 9, 15:22
ScotsRenewables on Two Of A Kind: “Were their lips moving? If so, we have to assume the first explanation is correct.” Jun 9, 14:58
Dreigh on Two Of A Kind: “You miss the obvious that the two horses are the SNP and independence and the Unionist party that stands the…” Jun 9, 14:58
duncanio on Two Of A Kind: ““It’s a two horse race” cried a pair of donkeys.” Jun 9, 14:56
Campbell Clansman on Two Of A Kind: ““whether Yousaf and Swinney are a pair of massive liars, or are simply hopelessly out of touch with political reality”…” Jun 9, 14:56
Patsy Millar on Two Of A Kind: “Just a pair of useless eejits!” Jun 9, 14:48
Skip_NC on Two Of A Kind: “I’m going to go with the latter. Liars have a habit of winning elections so if they are merely out…” Jun 9, 14:47
Campbell Clansman on What We Don’t Know Now: “If the vast majority of Scottish people truly wanted independence, the politicians would fall all over themselves to back it.…” Jun 9, 14:41
Bilbo on What We Don’t Know Now: “I’m beginning to think the state of affairs in the SNP and Scotland at large isn’t due to Nicola Sturgeon…” Jun 9, 13:56