As we’ve explored many times on Wings, one of the many reasons you should never trust a newspaper’s headline is that even the ones that are technically true can be painting a highly (and deliberately) misleading picture.
For example, more than two years ago we pointed to a Scotsman story that blared “A THIRD OF SCOTS WOULD BACK EXIT FROM EU”, which is a rather curious spin to put on a poll which found a 13-point margin for staying in the EU.
A paper particularly fond of misusing stats in this way is the Daily Mail.
The dogged determination of Scottish Labour to insult the Scottish electorate is a source of constant slack-jawed astonishment to us. Over the years we’ve lost count of the number of times the party’s politicians have effectively said “People are just too stupid to vote for us”, in the apparent belief that abuse is the way to win back support.
But it’s not always so overt. The subtler ways in which the party treats voters like morons include the assumption that people’s memories only go back to yesterday’s newspapers, and there can surely be no more stark illustration than its recent adoption of the attack line that the SNP are standing “shoulder to shoulder with the Tories”.
An interesting and illuminating exchange has taken place in the last few days between the First Minister and Times columnist Kenny Farquharson, one of the many senior journalists who’ve recently jumped from the sinking ship of The Scotsman to take up less prestigious but more secure positions elsewhere.
It started on Saturday night, when Farquharson tweeted this:
In what may be a new all-time low for the broadsheet press in Scotland, this morning’s Scottish edition of the Telegraph makes a front-page lead story out of a petition with a pathetic 4500 signatures, put together by some extremist Yoon nutters to express their rage that there might be a peak-time news show actually made in Scotland.
The idea of a so-called “Scottish Six”, whereby the main six o’clock news bulletin would be a single programme made by BBC Scotland and covering Scottish, UK and world news – rather than the current half-hour London-centric UK programme followed by 30 minutes of regional murdur’n’fitba in Reporting Scotland – has been exercising the media (and pretty much nobody else) for the best part of 20 years.
But now it’s become a constitutional battleground, and the funny thing about it is that the two sides are fighting bitterly over something neither of them actually really wants.
Put your hands on your hearts, readers, and tell us that in the event of Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin leading the USA and Russia a year or so from now, you can’t see this actually literally happening. [EDIT: The fight, not nuclear apocalypse. Obviously.]
Look us straight in the eye and tell us there’s a 0% chance.
Newspaper sales figures in Scotland now come out in a patchy and unco-ordinated sort of way, with different frequencies and at different times of year, so we thought it’d be worth collecting them together for easy reference.
The numbers below are the most recent figures for each title that we know of – for papers classed as “national” that means November last year, and for those counted as “regional” (which includes the Scotsman and Herald titles) it’s this month.
Figures have all been rounded to the nearest 100, and increase/decrease stats refer in all cases to the corresponding sales for one year previously.
So just to clear that up: four times £12 million is £200 million. The mystery of why people are increasingly reluctant to believe what they read in newspapers continues.
So after all the kerfuffle and commotion and comedy, a deal was done, of sorts. The unsquareable circle wasn’t squared, but the day of facing up to it was punted down the line for five years, by which point everyone hopes that it’ll be someone else’s problem. (Which is certainly the case for David Cameron.)
Every newspaper in Scotland tomorrow will look like this:
Mark Beggan on Response Level Upgrade: “Northcode says: 12 June, 2026 at 10:07 pm Just think… after independence Scotland’s political parties will have to actually be…” Jun 13, 00:24
Mark Beggan on Response Level Upgrade: “He is just about to find out how terrible the world really is. “You’re my little puppy dog now boy.…” Jun 13, 00:16
Onlooker on Response Level Upgrade: “Northcode, both Scotland and England are owned by America.” Jun 12, 23:49
Aidan on Wider Than A Mile: “It’s not that sovereignty doesn’t exist Xaracen, or that’s it’s not an important concept. It’s that the way you are…” Jun 12, 22:28
Northcode on Response Level Upgrade: “Just think… after independence Scotland’s political parties will have to actually be Scottish.” Jun 12, 22:07
xaracen on Wider Than A Mile: “Your attempt to replace sovereignty with statehood fails because Scotland’s people were and are sovereign under Scotland’s still extant constitution,…” Jun 12, 21:51
Northcode on Response Level Upgrade: ““Seriously, Northy? England?” It doesn’t matter who or what the Scots vote for in England’s Scottish colony. Scotland is owned…” Jun 12, 21:43
Hatey McHateface on Response Level Upgrade: “It’s a simple enough question, Alf, who will be celebrating this time next week? I understand your sunk costs are…” Jun 12, 21:15
Hatey McHateface on Wider Than A Mile: “I have a dream, xaracen. It is that one day, quite soon, you will devote your energies to something useful…” Jun 12, 21:01
Alf Baird on Response Level Upgrade: “Postcolonial theory predicts that a national party that has been co-opted by colonialism’ disintegrates.” Jun 12, 20:52
Hatey McHateface on Wider Than A Mile: “It’s under 16 stones, Mark. Healthy, active people with lives are the ones that will be banned. Lard asses with…” Jun 12, 20:50
Southernbystander on Wider Than A Mile: “Universities are not taking the piss. Scots can apply and do a degree if qualified. There is no shortage of…” Jun 12, 20:49
Aidan on Wider Than A Mile: “The term “sovereignty” doesn’t mean anything in the way you are using it. As a matter of constitutional law, the…” Jun 12, 20:48
Hatey McHateface on Response Level Upgrade: “Seriously, Northy? England? You’re coming on here to claim that Scottish voters are voting for England? Crivens, help ma boab.” Jun 12, 20:41
Hatey McHateface on Response Level Upgrade: “The boy who hit the policewoman with a sledgehammer and then tried to use his ADHD or somesuch to claim…” Jun 12, 20:36
Northcode on Response Level Upgrade: ““Who does Fanon predict will win the by elections next week?” England!” Jun 12, 20:18
xaracen on Wider Than A Mile: “But it absolutely would be required by default, Aidan! It matters not at all how unusual or novel that arrangement…” Jun 12, 20:14
Hatey McHateface on Response Level Upgrade: “Wondrous times. The world’s first trillionaire walks the earth. Serious money too, Uncle Sam’s greenbacks. None of your BRICS shite.…” Jun 12, 20:01
Hatey McHateface on Response Level Upgrade: “The true worth of any theory lies in its predictive power. Who does Fanon predict will win the by elections…” Jun 12, 19:18
Hatey McHateface on Wider Than A Mile: “Great post, Northy. But, assuming you’re not just making up words again, you haven’t explained how to pronounce the ‘?’…” Jun 12, 19:11
Skip_NC on Response Level Upgrade: “Dan, I have lived in the USA for almost 25 years so I am not up to date on disabled…” Jun 12, 19:00
Alf Baird on Response Level Upgrade: “Robin assumes Scots exist in a ‘normal’ political state where ‘honour’ and ‘democracy’ are the norm, and public inquiries will…” Jun 12, 18:52
Dan on Response Level Upgrade: “Is there a distinction in law that toilets for the disabled are only to be used by those with a…” Jun 12, 18:32
James Che on Wider Than A Mile: “If only one of the two parliaments to the 1707 treaty is dissolved that were to create the united kingdom…” Jun 12, 18:11
Cynicus on Response Level Upgrade: “I really hope that more courteous response is not as good as it gets. Unfortunately, I think Robin McAlpine is…” Jun 12, 17:52
Skip_NC on Response Level Upgrade: “Disabled toilets exist so that those who need to use them have the same opportunities in life as any other…” Jun 12, 17:49
James Che on Wider Than A Mile: “Aiden, That may have been their intention, however after dissolving the Scottish parliament in the 1700s and then dissolving the…” Jun 12, 17:45
crisiscult on Response Level Upgrade: “Becoming more and more rare, but great to see there are still folk out there like Roddie D. and that…” Jun 12, 17:26
David Blake on Response Level Upgrade: “Trying to reconcile their earlier reply, Swinnet’s admission and the statement they had been advised.” There would be no further…” Jun 12, 17:09