We hate to harp on. But it may be that there are still some people stuck in a cave somewhere in the Hebrides who think Johann Lamont is the “leader” of a political party called “Scottish Labour” rather than a regional branch manager of one based in London, and who imagine that the findings of her commission on devolution – should there actually be any before the referendum – will become official Labour policy.
The Labour Party’s clinging to the pretence of a commitment to multilateral nuclear disarmament is perhaps the most cynical of all the lies it still tells the electorate, on either side of the border. This weekend, as thousands of protesters congregate in Glasgow, Labour activists are mounting a frantic rearguard action pretending that independence and Trident are unconnected issues.
But the feeble smokescreen with which the party attempts to conceal the truth could be blown away by an asthmatic bee. It shouldn’t take too long to run through the logic.
We haven’t heard any more from Ian Taylor’s lawyers yet. But in a surprising development never previously observed on the internet, his attempt to silence various pro-independence voices appears to have resulted in people digging deeper into the affairs of Vitol, the oil-trading company of which he’s been Chief Executive since 1995.
One particularly interesting revelation that we don’t think was covered in any of the earlier articles relates to the company’s conduct in the Republic of the Congo, where they got up to shenanigans a little shadier than simply drinking all the Um Bongo.
There’s an old maxim that serves all writers well: “Perfection is when there’s nothing left to take away”. With that in mind, let’s see how few words we can render the complex issue of the future of welfare in the UK in.
But in case those aren’t enough, we’ll expand just a little.
(The next-biggest donator, author CJ Sansom, sent their £161,000 cheque from their home in Sussex, which we’re fairly sure also isn’t in Scotland.)
We’ve dropped Mr Sheridan a line asking if he finds non-Scottish-resident, tax-avoiding Ian Taylor’s huge donation to the No campaign “nauseating”. We’ll let you know his answer the minute it arrives, which surely won’t be long.
We were a little mystified, on watching last night’s newsgasm about Margaret Thatcher, to see the degree to which Tories were suddenly punting the ancient Labour line about the SNP being somehow responsible for her becoming Prime Minister in 1979, and therefore by implication for everything that happened subsequently.
Alan Cochrane of the Telegraph, Michael Forsyth and Ruth Davidson have all been enthusiastically joining the usual parade of absurd Labour pantomime sorts like Lord Foulkes over the last 24 hours or so, which struck us as a mildly odd joint bit of anti-independence smearing, reliant as it is on people not realising that the two parties are cynically colluding while making diametrically opposite points.
We don’t think the electorate is quite that dim, though of course it’s never wise to overestimate people who would repeatedly elect Michael Forsyth and George Foulkes in the first place. So we’re just going to leave this here:
Attentive readers will of course recall the shocking revelations from the No campaign earlier this year about the terrifying cost of independence to Scots – £1 a head. But what’s the latest info on the price of staying in the UK?
Glorying in the death of an individual is unseemly, especially one long past the time when they did their damage. Owen Jones put it well here. Today, though, with no shame whatsoever, we celebrate the death of an icon. Not the human being, but the values they stood for and their appalling toxic legacy of what was once a country one could be proud of being a part of.
That country died in 1979, and its corpse was dug up and desecrated in 1997. Nothing we could say, no matter how awful, would be a tenth as despicable as the changes wrought in Britain over those last 34 years. So we’re going to say nothing, and play a song with words that are impossible to make out. You might prefer some others.
In the world of journalism, being second to a story carries certain advantages. The Sunday Herald scored a high-profile exclusive with its list of “Better Together” donators yesterday, but only told half the tale. Keen-eyed cyber-sleuths immediately started digging, and came up with some troubling information about by far the biggest contributor to the No camp’s fighting fund, excellently and concisely detailed here by Michael Gray of National Collective.
You’d imagine, then, that the likes of the Scotsman – with the advantage of an extra 24 hours to do some investigating and with all the leads already conveniently found and collected together for them – would have come up with some pretty interesting in-depth analysis on the subject, especially given how keen it usually is to look into anyone who financially backs the nationalist side.
(Not to mention the golden opportunity to get one over on its rival’s big exclusive by pointing out what they missed in their haste to be first.)
On the 12th May 1916, a man born 48 years previously in Edinburgh’s Cowgate was strapped to a chair in Kilmainham Jail, Dublin and – after receiving the last rites – was shot by a firing squad. He was too weak to stand.
In 2002 a BBC poll for its presentation of the “100 Greatest Britons” had him in 64th place. Yet he is hardly known in Scotland. Virtually the only time his name impinges on public consciousness is when those who wish to honour his name by public march in Edinburgh have to be given police protection from violent Unionist bigots.
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Willie on Shield Of The Phantom: “It will no doubt be fee earning time for lawyers arguing the issues here. Does someone have a right to…” Jan 29, 11:00
James Cheyne on Shield Of The Phantom: “Scotland not being politically attached to England since 1707 is not Englands to give away or to alter its territorial…” Jan 29, 10:55
James Cheyne on Shield Of The Phantom: “Rather strange and interesting to discover that Scotlands peoples are becoming merged as English-British or Irish British. Perhaps a unspoken…” Jan 29, 10:45
Marie on Shield Of The Phantom: “The State ordering people what to believe. That’s tyranny isn’t it?” Jan 29, 10:41
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Saffron Robe on Shield Of The Phantom: “Apologies for the question mark in the last paragraph. It must be an AI hallucination! It was definitely a hyphen…” Jan 28, 23:39
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agentx on Shield Of The Phantom: ““Some of Scotland’s best baking talent came together on Wednesday for a unique challenge celebrating one of the country’s favourite…” Jan 28, 20:28
Hatey McHateface on Shield Of The Phantom: “Dinna fash, Alf. No ships, military or civilian, are gonna come near Scotland if the bill to criminalise prostitution is…” Jan 28, 20:16
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agentx on Shield Of The Phantom: “Don’t worry Alf – the SNP can clean off the guns on Dumbarton rock and everyone will be safe from…” Jan 28, 19:17
Lorna Campbell on Shield Of The Phantom: “Scottish Common Law, the oldest version, has been sidelined by statute, which is a very common English habit of introducing…” Jan 28, 18:01
Alf Baird on Shield Of The Phantom: ““John Swinney calls for UK warships to be based in Scotland” Yes, quite incredible that an allegedly nationalist political leader…” Jan 28, 18:01
100%Yes on Shield Of The Phantom: “John Swinney calls for UK warships to be based in Scotland, this is what your voting for in Mays election…” Jan 28, 17:43
agentx on Shield Of The Phantom: ““John Swinney calls for UK warships to be based in Scotland” —————————————— Has he not noticed the subs?” Jan 28, 17:26
Aidan on Shield Of The Phantom: “You cannot pass off counsels argument on behalf of a private party into a judicial committee as if it were…” Jan 28, 17:18
Xaracen on Shield Of The Phantom: “You’re still avoiding the point, Aidan. Keen’s statement was not a blog comment, it was a legal submission. It states…” Jan 28, 16:02
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on Yelling at the tide: “REPUBLIC OF IRELAND GOVT: NO LEGAL OBLIGATION ON SCHOOLS TO USE PREFERRED PRONOUNS The Irish Govt Department of Education and…” Jan 28, 14:44
James Cheyne on Shield Of The Phantom: “Simplified version. England parliament waited until Scotland signed. Then chucked Scotland out of the treaty. Then England altered its dates…” Jan 28, 14:04
James Cheyne on Shield Of The Phantom: “Most of the supposed builds are avenues to erase the trace of funneling money out of Britain, I suppose one…” Jan 28, 13:43