Michelle Mone, the fake-tan-and-diet-pills tycoon who threatened to leave Scotland if the SNP won the 2007 Holyrood election (but didn’t when they did), then threatened to leave if Yes won the referendum (but did when it didn’t), now lives in a very expensive flat by the Thames in London with a lovely view of Tower Bridge.
And boy, does she ever want you to know about it.
Because no matter what happens in Michelle’s life – whether it’s having breakfast or going for a run, attending a celebrity birthday party or celebrating the birth of a royal baby, mentoring some young entrepreneurs or her daughter buying kittens – it always seems to necessitate her tweeting a picture of her scenic deck.
And no, that’s not a euphemism, you filthy pigs.
We suppose it’s only natural. Given her constant threats to move whenever people in Scotland did something she didn’t like, it’s clear that Ms Mone believes everyone in the country spends every waking minute caring deeply about her personal location.
It’s nice of her to keep us updated.