It’s both a comprehensive refresher of events surrounding the Scottish Government’s conspiracy to convict Alex Salmond on false charges, and a sharp reminder of why Scotland is, in truth, not yet a country in a fit administrative state for independence.
But one part in particular ought to be the headline news tonight.
Independence is dead as a political issue in Scotland for the next few years. This much should not be in any dispute. A Labour government with a crushing majority sits firmly in Westminster with absolutely no intentions of granting a second referendum, and the SNP has loudly and clearly abandoned any other strategy.
This fact is understandably painful and difficult to come to terms with for anyone who’s devoted the last 13 years (or more) to pursuing that cause and now isn’t quite sure what to do with theirself. But for those who still aren’t ready to face up to the unpleasant reality, there’s always the comforting world of fantasy.
Because there’s always money to be made from snake oil and pie in the sky.
The average rape sentence in Scotland is seven years, so to get six years plus three years’ supervision for the technically lesser crime of sexual assaults means they must have been pretty grim ones.
So we know that Cameron Downing is a very bad man. Which does rather invite the question of why he was so popular in the SNP.
The SNP have been pretty clear about the reason they think they got a battering in last week’s election: it was because people were voting to kick out the Tories.
Now, that’s obviously nonsense. There were almost no Tories in Scotland to start with – just 10% of voters had a Tory MP – and only one of the six actually lost his seat. (Which was entirely down to the ham-fisted interference of Douglas Ross rather than an SNP surge – the SNP’s vote share in the seat in question went DOWN.)
If you wanted to keep Tories out in Scotland all you had to do was keep voting for your current MP, most of whom were SNP, rather than risk splitting the anti-Tory vote by switching to Labour and risk letting the Tories squeeze through in the middle. (Which would have happened in many seats had the Tories’ own vote not collapsed.)
But if it was true that the SNP lost because the electorate thought the election was about getting rid of the Tories, whose fault was that?
To be honest, folks, we’re not quite sure what to do with ourselves at the moment.
Everyone and his wee dug is writing election-aftermath columns and offering the SNP advice of varying intelligence and solemnity about how to recover from the shattering blow they’ve just been dealt by Scottish voters.
But it’s a pointless exercise. They may as well be yelling down a manhole.
The Scottish Greens, in a feat of remarkable hubris and financial profligacy, stood 44 candidates in this week’s general election, knowing that most of them would lose their deposits, which they duly did.
But not quite all of them. And there the comedy arose.
Because while SNP boneheads on social media are raging idiotically at Alba, Wings and others for causing division and damaging the unity of the indy cause yada yada yada, a small handful of Green candidates made a real difference.
Geri on Bad Santa: “Me too. He’s an excellent journalist.” Dec 28, 22:48
Geri on Bad Santa: “See, this is the topsy turvy bullshit confusion of the made up “rules based order” pish. The UN is the…” Dec 28, 22:46
Jay on Bad Santa: “Capital initial for concatenated not capital ‘S’. What is your counter example?” Dec 28, 22:05
George Ferguson on Bad Santa: “Look at the latest Electoral Calculus. SNP 6 short of an overall majority. Kezia Dugdale took the Scottish Labour Party…” Dec 28, 21:41
Geri on Bad Santa: “& why is Stu bored? He could’ve wished us all a merry Christmas. Wee shite!” Dec 28, 21:35
Geri on Bad Santa: “They’d be a no show. Their handlers would shit themselves they’d go off script. They’ve to stick to their memo.” Dec 28, 21:33
Insider on Bad Santa: “Wrong ! See me after class !” Dec 28, 21:08
Geri on Bad Santa: “They ARE the worlds terrorists. Every where they go chaos & death follows. & Never again can they bang on…” Dec 28, 20:38
Jay on Bad Santa: “Lets get more listeners. I support your messaging.” Dec 28, 20:37
Jay on Bad Santa: “If it is concatenated there should be no capital.” Dec 28, 20:34
Mac on Bad Santa: “Depends what it talks about. If it is a narrow focus on Scottish issues I would give it fuck all…” Dec 28, 20:26
Republicofscotland on Bad Santa: “No I mean shotdown by U – or maybe I – the former shotdown Flight MH17.” Dec 28, 20:21
Ian Brotherhood on Bad Santa: “If it was presented as an open invitation for Scottish ‘journalists’ to make themselves available for questioning, who wouldn’t be…” Dec 28, 20:16
Hatey McHateface on Bad Santa: “No doubt, for “group of people”, read “group of devout followers of the religion of peace”. Anybody recall Ros greetin…” Dec 28, 19:37
Hatey McHateface on Bad Santa: “Shot down by the Orcs, do you mean? They’re the ones with form right now 🙂” Dec 28, 19:30
sarah on Bad Santa: “Why not do it? If the Rev fancies doing a podcast then yeah, go ahead. Who knows, there may be…” Dec 28, 19:25
Hatey McHateface on Bad Santa: “Yet Scotland requires, in fact, demands, a capital ‘S’. It’s simple good manners, Jay. Or it’s a matter of respect.…” Dec 28, 19:18
Ian Brotherhood on Bad Santa: “Well, there ye go… Ian Brotherhood on X: “If Wings Over Scotland started up a podcast would you tune in?…” Dec 28, 19:16
Hatey McHateface on Bad Santa: ““displaced and persecuted Syrians” is Ros-speak for the murdering and torturing thugs who have all chipped in to kill 600,000…” Dec 28, 19:06
Hatey McHateface on Bad Santa: “I’m quite certain the boy who can’t even write “Scotland” right really is privy to the plans of the CIA…” Dec 28, 19:01
Dan on Bad Santa: “Thanks for picking up and running with topics of discussion willie. Wish there was more of this sort of thing…” Dec 28, 18:50
Dan on Bad Santa: “Aye James, I think I still have copies of that leaflet. It’s utterly disgusting the amount of nasty legacy waste…” Dec 28, 18:46
Ian Brotherhood on Bad Santa: “I’ll go and ask Scottish Twitter what they think…” Dec 28, 18:41
Ian Brotherhood on Bad Santa: “In a recent Tweet Rev Stu mentioned that he was so bored that he was considering starting up a podcast.…” Dec 28, 18:09
Republicofscotland on Bad Santa: “You’re very welcome Ian. Re my comment on keeping countries in a state of war and chaos – almost 200…” Dec 28, 16:54
James on Bad Santa: “On the subject of dumps, we shouldn’t forget this;” Dec 28, 16:42
Ian Brotherhood on Bad Santa: “Just a quick one to wish abody a belated Merry Christmas, and thanks to RoS for the comments. It’s appreciated.” Dec 28, 16:36
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