Hatey McHateface on Let’s Make Jen Safe Again: “The Sunday Mail has just published a correction online. There was a typo in the original text. What was printed…” May 4, 17:19
Hatey McHateface on We’ll make this quick: “Winged unicorns ingest carbon dioxide and fart an oxygen/ozone mix. They’re particularly suited to polar routes because their ozone effluent…” May 4, 17:09
Owen Mullions on Let’s Make Jen Safe Again: “There were some trans flags on the march but, like the Palestinian hangers on, they left once there was no…” May 4, 16:16
Tim on Let’s Make Jen Safe Again: “Could you change it so that in the event she doesn’t leave Scotland the money goes to FWS (or similar)?…” May 4, 16:12
Captain Caveman on For Children Scotland: “Nope, sorry mate, words have specific, intrinsic and well-defined meanings, ergo “left wing” and “right wing” politics (just as other…” May 4, 16:04
Young Lochinvar on We’ll make this quick: “Newsflash! Junk pulp boilerplate rag prints non sequitur word salad on behalf of incurable self obsessed attention seeker..” May 4, 14:57
Mark Beggan on Let’s Make Jen Safe Again: “So this is is the reason no Trans flags were at the National Flag waving competition at Glasgow Green this…” May 4, 14:41
Sven on Let’s Make Jen Safe Again: “I wonder if starting a Crowdfunder could count as “Hurty Words” if no one contributes.” May 4, 14:16
Andrew scott on Let’s Make Jen Safe Again: “Careful for what you wish for Rev Dross gear maggie(i voted for me)chapperson,loopy lorna and the green gnome might just…” May 4, 14:14
Mark Beggan on Let’s Make Jen Safe Again: “When you go will you send back a letter from South America. Take a look up the Railtrack from Miami…” May 4, 13:57
sarah on Let’s Make Jen Safe Again: “Laughing out loud! They won’t be able to say such nasty things about you now, Rev, as you are showing…” May 4, 13:53
Yoon Scum on Let’s Make Jen Safe Again: “I’m torn between pissing myself laughing at these loonies or Being deeply sympathetic towards them living their entire day terrified…” May 4, 13:42
Yoon Scum on Let’s Make Jen Safe Again: “You’re a bad bad bad man* * I’m in scotland and I assumed a gender Can I get a crowd…” May 4, 13:37
Lorn on We’ll make this quick: “South America is where most ‘trans’ women are killed because ause they are sex workers, generally, and pretend to be…” May 4, 13:31
Lorn on Let’s Make Jen Safe Again: “Absolutely brilliant. ‘Trans’-hysteria indeed. How do these people manage to get through a single day? Byeeeee!” May 4, 13:23
Jon Drummond on Let’s Make Jen Safe Again: “I’m in the process of transferring the required balance; £1499 from my pension fund. No, the other thing.” May 4, 13:20
Dan on We’ll make this quick: “The bigger story might have been… Where are folk going to source fossil fuel derived fluids to throw on any…” May 4, 13:00
Yoon Scum on We’ll make this quick: “I can confirm this is true I was told this in my last secret briefing That England c cannot survive…” May 4, 12:38
Robert Hughes on We’ll make this quick: “We must assume the reason for this utter shite of a non-story being front page of ” Scotland’s Largest Selling…” May 4, 12:10
Yoon Scum on We’ll make this quick: “A few things going on here Firstly the media is full of people who used to be media studies students.…” May 4, 12:02
TURABDIN on We’ll make this quick: “I have distant relatives living in Argentina and Brasil, they settled there because there was no persecution, they were left…” May 4, 11:57
Yoon scum on We’ll make this quick: “Pay me £100K and I will leave Scotland ASAP and never return” May 4, 11:53
A2 on We’ll make this quick: “Should put the Heritics chap on to this, he’s lived there, his wife’s Argintinian and he’s all up for cults…” May 4, 11:53
Bilbo on We’ll make this quick: “I see that the Harry Potter stars, both of the films and now the TV series are getting all heat…” May 4, 11:48
Andrew scott on We’ll make this quick: “But what happens to the benefits he must be on?” May 4, 11:45
Yoon scum on For Children Scotland: “Okay I agree 100% Reform are an MI5 shadow a ct to protect the rich English Now imagine that Corbyn…” May 4, 11:43
Bilbo on We’ll make this quick: “The impression I get from these countries is that anything goes as long as it’s not too in your face.…” May 4, 11:36