It’s taken me four weeks to write this, because I barely knew where to start.
Channel 4 showed the singular and vastly wonderful The Banshees Of Inisherin at the weekend, and as brilliant as it is in its own right, it also came loaded with all sorts of resonances and finally prodded me into action.
The equally singular and wonderful Jonathan Nash, who will be known to readers of this isolated and quiet island parish under a variety of names, died last month, of death. It was sudden yet expected, and in those respects very much the opposite of the man himself.
The process of simply buying the Xbox One took me either three days or eight weeks, depending on how you look at it, due to a combination of how retail works these days and the gibbering random madness that is GAME's pricing and corporate structure. But I'm not even going to get into that here.
100%Yes on Irony you can’t buy: “I feel sure we’ll see her on election night pointing out how good John the moron has been. Hasn’t reform…” Mar 20, 14:15
100%Yes on Irony you can’t buy: “Please correct me if I’m wrong but did she say it was a honor to a MSP for all these…” Mar 20, 14:06
David on Irony you can’t buy: “What’s her legacy? I was ever only in the SNP to gain independence. She was deputy during the referendum. How…” Mar 20, 14:02
Alex stewart on Irony you can’t buy: “Never mind, Swinney is doing his best to be her identical replacement” Mar 20, 14:01
James on Looking up at the stars: “Aye, nothing to do with the oil eh? Mind living in a cave probably makes you a bit thick. Back…” Mar 20, 13:53
Captain Caveman on Looking up at the stars: ““That stands for nothing. We’ve paid Scots that love to go on telly to bash Scotland too. It happens everywhere.…” Mar 20, 13:51
Sven on Irony you can’t buy: “J Robertson @ 12.47. “don’t forget to think for yourself”, I believe she actually intended to say, “don’t forget to…” Mar 20, 13:46
Aidan on Looking up at the stars: “The Port of Dover is the largest ferry port in the world if measured by traffic” Mar 20, 13:10
Geri on Irony you can’t buy: “Good riddance to a treacherous cow. Stepping down cause she knows she’d have the walk of shame otherwise. Back to…” Mar 20, 13:00
Jacqueline on Irony you can’t buy: “She’s the worst of the worst. I thought I hated thatcher but nicoliar’s filth I will take to my grave.…” Mar 20, 12:50
lothianlad on Irony you can’t buy: “Her words conceal a message to abandon independence and that even devolution could be withdrawn. An attempt to undo decades…” Mar 20, 12:50
J Robertson on Irony you can’t buy: ““ No matter the depths of loyalty to your own political tribe, don’t forget to think for yourself”. The absolute…” Mar 20, 12:47
lothianlad on Irony you can’t buy: “Sturgeon is Scotlands shame!She drank from the posioned chalice. Turned by the british state for the temporary illusion of power.…” Mar 20, 12:45
Geri on Looking up at the stars: ““The Port of Dover is the busiest ferry port in the world” The world? Are you sure about that? I…” Mar 20, 12:38
Heather McLean on Irony you can’t buy: “Said without even a hint of irony. A blow torch couldn’t even mark the brass neck of her traitorous brass…” Mar 20, 12:18
Confused on Looking up at the stars: “england is done anyway, and it is well deserved – the whole country is a binfire https://archive.ph/idANf www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBRbQFlikTQ – if…” Mar 20, 12:16
Confused on Looking up at the stars: “great article in bella today called : “gerry hassan lives in kirkcudbright” https://bellacaledonia.org.uk/2026/03/19/when-a-community-comes-together-people-power-and-the-lessons-of-kenmure-street/ is kirkcudbright a “plethora” and “rich mosaic”…” Mar 20, 12:15
Mark Beggan on Looking up at the stars: “‘A big beautiful sacking. Bigger, better than ever before. No one does it like me. Kent’s A looser! everybody knows…” Mar 20, 12:06
agentx on Looking up at the stars: ““A £3m funding pledge for a Scottish port comes with hopes that a new ferry service to France will set…” Mar 20, 12:06
Geri on Looking up at the stars: “Quick quiz. What neighbours do Issys actually get along with? Take yer time. & It’s bad call to be bombing…” Mar 20, 11:50
Northcode on Looking up at the stars: ““… you and your ilk are no better than Holocaust Deniers…” My preferred fibre thickness is used in the manufacture…” Mar 20, 11:45
Aidan on Looking up at the stars: “You can buy yourself a pint lad, it’s just it’s 11am that’s all” Mar 20, 11:43
Geri on Looking up at the stars: “That stands for nothing. We’ve paid Scots that love to go on telly to bash Scotland too. It happens everywhere.…” Mar 20, 11:38
Cynicus on Looking up at the stars: “Some of the cheerleaders here for The Yahoo/Trump war are pretty extreme and unpleasant people. But none is in the…” Mar 20, 11:36
Aidan on Looking up at the stars: “You can by yourself a pint lad, it’s just it’s 11am that’s all” Mar 20, 11:27
Mark Beggan on Looking up at the stars: “Who will join me in giving a thought and prayers for the Persian people who have suffered beyond our wildest…” Mar 20, 11:24
sam on Looking up at the stars: “Some Iranians responded to Trump’s call to rise up and were shot when they went on the streets to protest.…” Mar 20, 11:21
Mark Beggan on Looking up at the stars: “And your point is caller? Northy your rhetoric has went South. You are pissing in the wind mate.” Mar 20, 11:17
Geri on Looking up at the stars: “The 77th are oot in force today eh? Sun is shining so they’re oot the crypt for a good shit…” Mar 20, 11:13