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His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre

Posted on September 21, 2026 by

Funny how people change, isn’t it?

That sounds a lot to us like “Bombs Not Bairns”.

We watched the first episode of “The Wargame” at 2am this morning (it’s toe-curlingly bad, shot like a soft-focus corporate promo with three-second cuts, constant dramatic music and the politicians delivering wooden press-conference soundbites rather than any sense of what an actual high-tension COBRA meeting would sound like).

And one of the things that leaps right out at you is how much Sturgeon yearns to control armed forces, rather than just piddling around with schools and hospitals and potholes in a devolved administration. She’s clearly thrilled to even be PRETENDING to be in the British government with the boys and girls from the big school.

But her remaining diehard fanbase in the SNP will surely be at least a little disturbed to hear her talk in the interviews for the show.

Firstly, this isn’t actually true. The incident in June involved a Russian frigate firing WARNING shots NEAR a yacht. (It was only 500 yards away, so it was unlikely to have missed if it had been firing ON them.)

But we digress.

When UK politicians regularly bleat that we need to spend more money on defence – and we’re currently in the middle of one such propaganda onslaught, of which “The Wargame” is a part – they’re never very clear on precisely who or what it is that the country needs defending AGAINST.

Russia clearly isn’t mounting a land or sea attack on the UK any time soon. (And nor is anyone else.) It’s been stuck in a stalemate against Ukraine for almost half a decade, at a catastrophic cost in lives and materiel, and as a result is very poorly-placed to be attempting to advance any further west. Nobody sane expects any sort of definitive military outcome to the war in the foreseeable future.

Nevertheless, Sturgeon warns that “the UK’s conventional defences” are lacking, and she’s clear to draw a distinction between those and its nuclear ones.

But if you’re going to have a war with Russia, mass destruction is the only kind of destruction that’s any use. “The Wargame” itself makes the point very early on that the UK’s conventional forces would be burned up in a matter of days in a shooting war with the Russians. (Ukraine’s military is 6-8 times larger than the UK’s.)

In WW2 the Soviet Union absorbed unimaginable losses during Operation Barbarossa. At its peak the Nazi invasion occupied almost 700,000 square miles of Soviet territory, and around 7 million Soviet troops were killed or captured from the start of the invasion in June 1941 to the German surrender at Stalingrad in February 1943.

And as the USSR eventually won that battle, it follows that you need to hurt Russia more than that if you want to win a war against it, and nuclear weapons are the only way you even have a chance of achieving that aim, or of dissuading them from trying in the first place.

(For the avoidance of doubt, Wings is very much NOT advocating a nuclear war, or any other kind of war, with Russia – merely pointing out that if you’re saying Russia is your military enemy, “conventional” forces aren’t going to cut the mustard.)

But then Sturgeon says something really weird.

The only possible rational interpretation of that paragraph is that she’s talking about “covert” warfare here – cyber attacks and so on. But an aircraft carrier is no more use against a cyber attack than a nuclear submarine is, so why’s she rattling on about conventional armed forces?

In truth Sturgeon is just saying what she’s been told to say to please the right-wing militarist lobby that’s currently demanding a big hike in defence spending – and, since government funds are finite, usually a corresponding reduction in welfare spending.

You can’t spend the same money on bombs AND bairns, after all.

The SNP has always had a hawkish faction, usually personified by former Glasgow MP Stewart McDonald.

But Sturgeon always shunned it publicly, leaning on the SNP’s well-worn slogan.

Now that she’s left office under something of a cloud and scuttled off to London without securing the grand European quango job she hankered after, though, and needs a source of income until her chunky First Minister pension kicks in, all that’s out the window and it’s “Britain needs more tanks and fighter jets and battleships, actually”.

But then, we suppose all that high-level protection comes at a price.

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  1. robertkknight says:

    Agent Sturgeon would certainly be best placed to defend mother England from the Orcs. Wouldn’t take much to perfect the Shir Shaun accent either.

    Plus, doing a number on Salmond and Murrell would surely qualify her for Double-Oh status?

    British Bulldog china mugs all round I’d say, what-what!

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  2. Hatey McHateface says:

    “the USSR eventually won that battle”

    Helped by enormous gifts of material and money from the Yanks. Plus a second front on the ground, and a third front in the air (the bomber offensive) from the Allies for the Germans to contend with.

    Helped too by intelligence from the Brits, who by tipping off Mos cow that the Japs had no intention of invading the USSR from the east, freed up Soviet armies for transfer to the west to fight the Germans.

    Any country wishing to win a war in 2026 needs stockpiles of around a million throwaway drones plus a million capable drone interceptors. Plus the industrial capacity to churn out tens of thousands per month of both.

    So by that measure neither the UK nor Scotland could do anything other than unconditionally surrender if we found ourselves attacked without allies willing to help us.

    As for “Benefits, not Defence”, without the latter there won’t be any former.

    I would say Sturgeon is doing no more than stating the truths no politician can ever state while in office, if they are subject to the whims of an ill-educated, unsophisticated, not very bright electorate.

    Also, any politician who has held high office experiences a sea change in attitudes, knowing that he/she is a target for liquidation in a way the average voter never is.

    Decapitate the snake and all that.

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    • William Smith says:

      I’m no fan of the orcs, but Stalingrad happened before any second land front had opened up. The Germans only lasted as long as they did because Britain and America were tied up with the Japanese.

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  3. Spartan 117 says:

    More brilliant journalism from Stu, cutting through the keech in the MSM and delivering the hard facts on multiple fronts.

    No surprise really, Agent Nicla is very much ‘establishment’ and like the other Fabians will be shilling for Mair Dakka to feed the ravenous Waaaaaagh! musheen (which, ironically, the Fabian warmongers have been systematically dismantling for the past 35 years).

    Like Global Warming, national debt/deficit, the EU, the Coof etc it’s the political Flavour Of The Month and it will all go away after a few months and be replaced with another political plaything to occupy their miniscule attention spans, leaving the rest of the country to continue its decay into liquid jobbies.

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  4. Jacqueline says:

    Thatcher doesn’t get a look in. What an evil piece. I sincerely hope that Paul gets to the truth and brings the whole lot down.

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    • Minceheid says:

      Not everything is about Thatcher, unless you’re the early ’90s Ben Elton whose repertoire largely consisted of his shouting “Fatcher!” in a stupid voice. Maybe that was why he was so crap?

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  5. Nancy Somerville says:

    I note that she says she hopes that the show “..sparks a debate about whether the country is properly prepared.” I wonder which country she means?

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    • Marie says:

      Saw a War Game publicity shot of madam this afternoon online – she was standing in front of the Butchers Apron. Safe to say her country is The United Kingdom of Great Britain and NI.

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  6. Rob says:

    The first responsibility of any government is defence of the realm.
    This is whether it is Scotland, the UK or any other country, everything comes second to defending the country as a duty for the government.

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    • Bilbo says:

      The UK in the worldwide top ten of defence budgets but as a state, it can’t even maintain it’s borders.

      Defence of the realm has many meanings. Wouldn’t it be better for the UK to be diverting resources to Border control and other agencies so that people who come to this country are known and vetted before they are allowed to set foot here?

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  7. Adrian says:

    Government funds are not finite

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    • Spartan 117 says:

      Not according to the Fabians who are rife across the major political parties, including those that are purportedly “Conservative”.

      The past 30 years have been testimony to that.

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    • Red says:

      Sounds like MMT, the Sovereign Citizen theory of economics.

      There’s a finite amount of resources they can seize.

      An infinite amount of money they can print.

      But you can’t eat money. People tried in Zimbabwe. Didn’t work. There are no free lunches.

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  8. TURABDIN says:

    Having moved to London she will be concerned about the possibility of her new home being nuked.
    All this lends substantive support to the belief that she was «mole»
    How many more are there?
    Could be Holyrood is full of them.

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  9. Bilbo says:

    I see the State asset said she had turned down an offer to go onto Dancing on Ice TV show. More like she was too full of herself to realise that the appearance fee she had demanded couldn’t be justified by the shows producers.

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    • James Barr Gardner says:

      She would have been quite good as she has been skating on thin ice for years !

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      • Bilbo says:

        Yeah lol.

        The State asset will be doing the run of the reality TV shows in the near future once the real life reality of the cost of her fancy London living hits home.

  10. Red says:

    “The SNP has always had a hawkish faction,”

    That’s a polite way of saying “MI5 bumboys”

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  11. Bilbo says:

    The State asset says that the TV show she got a fee to appear in exposes ‘our’ threadbare defences. What ‘our’ means is any bodies guess.

    There’s been articles in the likes of the Mail that the country she is referring to as the enemy is going to invade us in coming weeks. Those were from a month or two ago.

    Conventional power between major powers isn’t the reality for the 21st century interconnected world. The current Trump’s war has shown that.

    It will involve regional wars that won’t be allowed to escalate beyond certain points. For a mid size state like the UK, the way forward is to form strategic alliances like what they are currently doing with Japan and not waste money on a hypothetical war against a supposed enemy who has no interest in invading and couldn’t anyway even if it wanted to.

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    • Hatey McHateface says:

      “There’s been articles in the likes of the Mail that the country she is referring to as the enemy is going to invade us in coming weeks”

      Naw. There hasn’t been.

      Go back to school and learn to read properly.

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      • Bilbo says:

        At the very least, it says it will be Autumn this year. It’s Autumn now, where are the signs of the tanks rolling across the European plains?

        Don’t be stupid, it’s the usual nonsense since the Cold war of the Red threat used by the military and other agencies to get a bigger share of the funding pie.

        As I said, we are spending massive amounts of money on the military and if enough people swallow the rhetoric then it will be even more yet the UK can’t even do something as basic as securing our borders.

  12. Onlooker says:

    When did social security in this country become ‘welfare’? So we have to copy EVERYTHING from America? ‘Welfare’ has derogatory, decades-old negative connotations, about ‘welfare queens’ and such shite.

    Then again…suppose it’s on point, with the warmongers spitting contempt and fractured societal blame on the poor. As you were.

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    • Hatey McHateface says:

      As so many of “the poor” consist of those impoverished millions and their dependents who have flooded into the country this century, it’s on point to blame societal fracture on them.

      What, did you really believe they’re all surgeons, IT specialists, entrepreneurs and recording artists?

      Of course, a major objective behind their “unstoppable” import has been to depress wages, and inflate property and rent prices. So, yes, it would be fair to also blame the politicians of all stripes who have deliberately engineered this to happen.

      “So we have to copy EVERYTHING from America?”

      It’s cultural and linguistic colonialism. It’s everywhere in Scotland and it’s ingrained in the populace. If only we had a learned professor who knew a thing or two about colonialism, we could debate about it.

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  13. Aidan says:

    @RevStu – it’s a bit restrictive that Ru**ia is a term that attracts a pre-mod on a post on this particular thread. The worst offenders appear to be mercifully silent for now, perhaps you might relax this restriction?

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