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Posted on January 02, 1968 by

For off-topic chat. Duh.

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  1. Ian Brotherhood says:

    Radiohead, ‘Bodysnatchers’ (live) –

    link to youtube.com

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    • Nana Smith says:

      @Ian Brotherhood

      Re your query on main thread, I did not watch the programme but here is a few comments from twitter

      Shameful and embarrassing watching Ruth Davidson laugh on BBC about her hypocrisy on tax credits. Game show disgrace.

      RuthDavidsonMSP doing a grand 2nd class girly job of laughing at all the boys crap jokes – she knows her place

      she is laughing like Ted Heath. R. Davidson having a great laugh on BBC while Scot’s face TaxCredCuts

      Ruth Davidson there, stealing jokes from @AngrySalmond on HIGNFY

      HIGNFY Is this Ruth trying to get her job back with the BBC after she loses in 2016 Scottish elections

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  2. Thepnr says:

    It doesn’t get any easier eh!

    How about BTO?

    link to youtube.com

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  3. Ian Brotherhood says:

    @Thepnr –

    Good one. When we form the BTO WOS Tribute band, I bags to be the dude with the orange suit and fur-trim. Cool.

    We seem to be getting a bit of a theme here – BTO singing about a devil-woman, right after Bodysnatchers.

    So here’s Bonnie Tyler in a scary video, to get us in the Halloween mood. Quite apt, what with all this EVEL patter going on…

    Bonnie Tyler, ‘I Need A Hero’ (or a Woodbine, whichever becomes available first…)-

    link to youtube.com

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  4. Ian Brotherhood says:

    @Nana Smith –

    🙂

    Can’t remember the last time I saw HIGNFY ‘live’ so-to-speak. Someone mentioned earlier it’s now 25 years they’ve been at it?!

    No wonder it’s dog-tired.

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    • Nana Smith says:

      @Ian

      25yrs, crikey I feel old! and bloody tired. Night night

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  5. Ian Brotherhood says:

    This is toe-curling pish, but, by the sounds of it (after hearing reports from my many spies) a sight better than tonight’s HIGNFY.

    Bobby Pickett, ‘Monster Mash’ –

    link to youtube.com

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  6. Thepnr says:

    @Ian Brotherhood

    HIGNFY well dead, even then Yong Ones had to go at some time and they had the likes of this with Madness.

    link to youtube.com

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  7. cearc says:

    Hiya, alls. see yous tomorrow.

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  8. Ian Brotherhood says:

    @Cearc –

    🙂

    That was very this:

    Soft Cell, ‘Say Hello, Wave Goodbye’ –

    link to youtube.com

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  9. Paula Rose says:

    Thank you Chipmonkey for your generous offer – Quentin is so delicate and lovely with his caring approach to pedicurism – lie back and swoon.

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  10. cearc says:

    Thepnr,

    While you’re lurking in the lounge, I’m wrecking your kitchen.

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  11. Lanarkist says:

    Looking forward to Invergowrie tonight, see some of you there!

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  12. Ian Brotherhood says:

    Severe lack of Inverwotsit-related reports in here.

    Very disappointing.

    Until we get some form of update, I will post Andrew Lloyd Webber songs and/or toe-curling pop-songs featuring child choirs.

    I’m serious.

    Here’s a ‘gentle’ introduction to the thumb-screws:

    Michael Ball, ‘Love Changes Everything’ –

    link to youtube.com

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  13. Ian Brotherhood says:

    Don’t say you weren’t warned:

    Clive Dunn, ‘Grandad’ –

    link to youtube.com

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  14. Ian Brotherhood says:

    Now 23.41, and still no updates…

    ABBA, ‘I Have A Dream’ –

    link to youtube.com

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  15. Ian Brotherhood says:

    Brian & Michael, ‘Matchstalk Men And Matchstalk Cats And Dogs’ –

    link to youtube.com

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  16. Ian Brotherhood says:

    Here’s Lloyd Webber’s missus, giving it laldy before he tamed her a la Citizen Kane and made her an opera ‘star’ –

    Sarah Brightman & Hot Gossip, ‘I Lost My Heart To A Starship Trooper’ –

    link to youtube.com

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  17. David says:

    Next DJ please!!

    link to youtube.com

    Sensational Alex Harvey Band – ‘Next’

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  18. David says:

    Indeep – ‘Last night a DJ saved my life’

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  19. Ian Brotherhood says:

    Okay.

    It’s now 1.12.

    Time for the big guns.

    Elaine Paige, Susan Boyle, & Several Hundred Candles, ‘I Know Him So Well’ –

    link to youtube.com

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  20. David says:

    Indeep – ‘Last night a DJ saved my life’

    link to youtube.com

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  21. cearc says:

    Sorry Ian, it was getting so wild the high spot of course being when Jim took Quentin Quale outside.

    Fight club had nothing on it.

    Thepnr’s looking for a song for you right now.

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  22. Thepnr says:

    It’s late I know. I liked this song but not sure if it’s due a turn on off topic? It is.

    link to youtube.com

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  23. Ian Brotherhood says:

    @cearc, Thepnr, David –

    Thanks be to all known gods, the cavalry has arrived…

    Now I can sleep, knowing this place is back in safe hands.

    Sarah Brightman & Andrea Bocelli, ‘Time To Say Goodbye’ –

    link to youtube.com

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  24. Thepnr says:

    @Ian Brotherhood

    What can I say other than than that was absolutely brilliant?

    So cheers, I loved it.

    One day, ALL music will be like this :0)

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  25. Smiley Face says:

    😉

    😉

    ~_^

    😀

    😀

    Testing

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  26. Brian Doonthetoon says:

    Some pics and a short video showing those who were there, taken last night at the Invergowrie night out.

    link to sites.google.com

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  27. Ian Brotherhood says:

    @BDTT –

    Great to see so many old faces together!

    Aye, CyberNats in the flesh are properly terrifying, eh?

    😉

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  28. Ian Brotherhood says:

    @Thepnr –

    Saw your comment about foodbanks on main thread.

    Justice served would to have IDS, Danny Alexander, and all the other BTUKOK bawbaggers locked in a cell with Susan Boyle belting out the entire Rice/Webber back catalogue full-pelt on an endless loop until they succumb, one by one. And I don’t mean recordings – I mean her, in there with them, so close that her eyebrows graze their cheeks.

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  29. Ian Brotherhood says:

    ‘This ain’t no foolin’ around!’

    Talking Heads, ‘Stop Making Sense’ (live) –

    link to youtube.com

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  30. Ian Brotherhood says:

    Tonight’s ‘compare & contrast’ exercise:

    Toyah Wilcox in 1977:

    link to youtube.com

    Toyah Wilcox in 2006:

    link to youtube.com

    Aye, it’s a fucking ‘mystery’ right enough…

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  31. Thepnr says:

    @Ian Brotherhood

    Hey come on now Ian Toyah in 77 was of course very different in 06. She was fat in 76 and skinny in 06? Who really cares though I did enjoy the cafe scene, reminded me of this.

    link to youtube.com

    Can I tell you something else for free? This is one fight we will win.

    Easy, we have right on our side.

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  32. Ian Brotherhood says:

    Old Favourite –

    Dexy’s Midnight Runners performing ‘Jackie Wilson Said’ on TOTP, with big giant screen showing oor very ain Jocky Wilson in the background…

    Postmodernist cross-cultural fertilisation, with a dash of kismet thrown in for good measure, and ye can even dance tae it? – result!

    link to youtube.com

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  33. Brian Doonthetoon says:

    Hi Ian B.

    your mentions of ‘Toyah’.

    You may enjoy this episode of ‘Shoestring’, which features the said lady. I liked ‘Shoestring’ and found this episode ‘aw right’.

    It’s just under 50 minutes so get a drinkie or three, and popcorn, or your favourite snack.

    link to youtube.com

    BTW: I posted this originally at around 5 past 10 but it seems to have been chah’d up by the system. I’m not sure if this is exactly the same as the first attempt (which returned a “duplicate message detected” message when I clicked on ‘submit’ again, after around 10 minutes) so two versions of this post may eventually appear.

    I haven’t known, in the past, for it to take over 25 minutes for a post to appear.

    A-A-ARGH! I’ve just realised what’s wrong. I forgot to strip out the h-t-t-p-s-:-/-/ before I submitted.

    Mea culpa…

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  34. Ian Brotherhood says:

    @Thepnr –

    Great video.

    If we ever do meet up, please remind me to tell you a story about that song. (It’s a belter but not for public consumption.)

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  35. Thepnr says:

    Ian you do know that the band is from Arbroath? I have a story or two mesell 🙂

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  36. Thepnr says:

    Now this is a dancer 🙂

    link to youtube.com

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  37. Michael McCabe says:

    For all those who cant keep there feet on the Ground. and look out for the Bagpipes. link to youtube.com

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  38. Proud Cybernat says:

    I suppose this should go here. BBC and Corporate Media crap debunked:

    link to tinyurl.com

    Enjoy.

    Oh – and spread it far ‘n’ wide. Let’s take these truth-benders, these liars, down.

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  39. Iain Hamilton says:

    Just copied this from Baroness Moan of Playboy’s Wiki page.

    “In January 2012, she gave an interview to The Sunday Times stating her intention to move to England were Scotland to become independent following the 2014 Referendum.[14] Such was the hostility by Scottish National Party (SNP) for her expressing a pro-Union viewpoint, Mone concluded relocating to England was favourable to facing further recrimination; this was despite the 2014 Scottish Independence Referendum vote being decided in favour maintaining the Union.”

    UNbefeckinglievable!

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  40. Michael McCabe says:

    A Song for Rev Stu on his Birthday. link to youtube.com From the off topic Posse.

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  41. Proud Cybernat says:

    ‘Kez – The Blunder Years’

    link to tinyurl.com

    Spread it far ‘n’ wide.

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  42. Michael McCabe says:

    @Proud Cybernat Cheers for your links. That’s 2 of them I have seen now. Keep them Coming.

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  43. Paula Rose says:

    Time for some all time brilliance…

    link to youtube.com

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  44. Paula Rose says:

    More genius – from the Tay Bridge bar courtesy of Michael Marra…

    link to youtube.com

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  45. Quentin Quale says:

    Paula, it was great to catch up at Inverwotsit. Another great night. Thinking about your dance moves had me playing Zappa’s Sheik Yerbouti(geddit?)which led to me dusting off my copy of Hot Rats. Hearing Willie the Pimp made me rush to my cd of St Andrew’s Word on the Pavey to play Wullie thon Mink – well, well. Find and listen. Michael Marra’s a genius richt enough.

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  46. Brian Doonthetoon says:

    Hi Quentin Quayle.

    “Peaches En Regalia” has always been one of my fave tracks.

    But my fave Mothers track is “Do You Like My New Car?/Happy Together”, from the “Live At The Fillmore East” (1971) album. Brilliant the way they lead up to Happy together – ‘The big hit record – with the bullet!’ Here’s an updated version of it, featuring Dweezil Zappa.
    “Roger Daltry never laid a hand on me.”

    link to youtube.com

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  47. Quentin Quale says:

    Hi Brian, the spirit of Frank lives on in Dweezil. My top Zappa track would be The Torture Never Stops but for novelty value how about his Variations on the Carlos Santana Secret Chord Progression?
    link to youtube.com
    Still miffed with Zappa for driving past me and my mate hitching to Knebworth. Those were the days. Probably.

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  48. frogesque says:

    Testing:

    😛 :p

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  49. frogesque says:

    ^ note to self, use upper case P

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  50. Paula Rose says:

    😛 ?

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  51. Paula Rose says:

    It wouldn’t be an Off-topic page without…

    link to youtube.com

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  52. yesindyref2 says:

    Something mellow for the time out of night.

    link to youtube.com

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  53. john king says:

    Hands up everyone who hates cover songs?
    think again,
    some are better than the orginals
    link to youtube.com

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  54. john king says:

    Or fit aboot this
    link to youtube.com
    beautiful

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  55. Brian Doonthetoon says:

    Hi John King.

    You typed,
    “some are better than the orginals”

    True – but I still prefer The Mindbenders’ original of “Groovy Kind Of Love”. I found the Phil Collins version insipid. I have a memory of singing, in unison, with mah best girl bah mah side, “Groovy Kind Of Love” at a party at Bob Costello Snr’s house, around 1970.

    Ah, memories. Aren’t they the stuff of dreams?

    Onnyhoo, to continue with your premise, I offer you these covers:-

    link to youtube.com

    link to youtube.com

    link to youtube.com

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  56. john king says:

    Right Im going to test peoples patience now with a “test peice” which by its very name is a “test” of a brass bands capabilities and not always were they very entertaining (for the audience), this one I have a special fondness for, since my band played severalyears ago in the Scottish championships, its called Year of The Dragon -the peice between 6.40 and 9.0 minutes still has the ability to raise every hair on my body.
    link to youtube.com

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  57. john king says:

    I couldnt have described this better than the conductor
    link to youtube.com
    absolutely fantastic.

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  58. cearc says:

    Liked the dragon.

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  59. Ian Brotherhood says:

    Saturday Night SLab Tributes, please!

    Status Quo, ‘Down Down’ –

    link to youtube.com

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  60. Ian Brotherhood says:

    Two-For-The-Price-Of-One, aka SLab BOGOF Special:

    Talking Heads, ‘Burning Down The House’ (from ‘Stop Making Sense’) live, 1984 –

    link to youtube.com

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  61. Ian Brotherhood says:

    ‘But if you close your eyes…’

    Bastille, ‘Pompeii’ –

    link to youtube.com

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  62. Ian Brotherhood says:

    The Doors, ‘The End’ –

    link to youtube.com

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  63. Ian Brotherhood says:

    ‘Monstrous and empty luck, your wheel turns…everybody, cry with me!’

    Carl Orff, ‘O Fortuna’ –

    link to youtube.com

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  64. Bob Mack says:

    Think this one is apt
    “Ooh I like to dance a little side step”

    From the best little whore house in Texas.

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  65. Ian Brotherhood says:

    ‘If I was richa I’d still be wit ya, now ain’t that some shit?’

    Cee Lo Green, Daryl Hall, ‘Fuck You’ –

    link to youtube.com

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  66. Ian Brotherhood says:

    ‘Goodbye father, I’m going to die,
    It sucks to die in the Springtime, ye know?
    But I’m leaving Peace’s flower in my soul.’

    Jacques Brel, ‘Le Moribond’ (Seasons In The Sun)

    link to youtube.com

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  67. Paula Rose says:

    *dancing spookily in Brechin*

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  68. Brian Doonthetoon says:

    Hi Ian B.

    You mentioned “The Best Little Whorehouse In Texas” but didn’t paste a link.

    From the same fillum, I still think this beats Ms Houston’s cover version hands down.

    link to youtube.com

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  69. Brian Doonthetoon says:

    Sorry, Ian B. It was Bob Mack who mentioned it.

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  70. ronnie anderson says:

    And the winning entries in the songs competition goes to BDTT,
    it wiz the Cocker what swayed ma vote.

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  71. clochoderic says:

    A couple of Del Amitri numbers:

    Driving with the brakes on

    Kiss this thing goodbye

    Nothing ever happens

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  72. Paula Rose says:

    New game – Duncan for apples.

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  73. Brian Doonthetoon says:

    And keeping to the theme of cover versions…

    Around 1967/68, every band in Dundee who had an organist, featured this in their repertoire. I remember seeing a band from Alloa, The Oryx, doing this at a Girl Guide dance in the hall of the middle one of the City Churches.

    How to make a cover version into something entirely different. Still one of my favourite singles/album tracks, in the world, ever… (And the other covers on the album are just as epic.)

    link to youtube.com

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  74. clochoderic says:

    This one is for Kezia :-

    George Thorogood – Get a haircut and get a real job

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  75. CameronB Brodie says:

    As it’s Hallowe’en, here’s one for Macart (long overdue).

    The Frantics – Werewolf
    link to youtube.com

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  76. Ian Brotherhood says:

    Sam & Dave, ‘I Can’t Stand Up For Falling Down’ –

    link to youtube.com

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  77. Ian Brotherhood says:

    Here’s one for wur ain Paula which also addresses the subject in-hand:

    The Damned, ‘New Rose’ –

    link to youtube.com

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  78. Ian Brotherhood says:

    Ah, Kezia…

    ‘I’m sure in her you’ll find the sanctuary…’

    The Cult, ‘She Sells Sanctuary’ –

    link to youtube.com

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  79. Thepnr says:

    @Ian Brotherhood

    No more happy clappy for Labour. But how some about happy talk?

    Captain Sensible
    link to youtube.com

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  80. Brian Doonthetoon says:

    Hi Ian B.

    I’ve just read tonight’s latest page and that, along with your mention of Kezia, a couple of posts ago (She Sells Sanctuary), caused me to remember this.

    “You’re trapped in the web of her lies…”

    link to youtube.com

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  81. Thepnr says:

    @Brian Doonthetoon

    Never heard that song before. Liked it, great video and made me smile. Loved the dancers 🙂

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  82. Thepnr says:

    This is NOT ME.

    link to youtube.com

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  83. Chic McGregor says:

    @Wuffing Dug

    Here are two recent pdf’s on the pressure vessel problem for the European Pressure Reactor.

    It is basically a material flaw stemming from the manufacturing process of the pressure vessel. Casting/pouring methodology has resulted in a segregation of carbon and as you know high concentrations of carbon increase the brittleness/fracturability of the steel.

    The first is the status report and proposed testing regime proposed by AREVA and submitted to the safety committee, the second is their opinion on that proposal.

    Aside from making some additional test recommendations, the committee, not surprisingly, has said we need to wait and see the results.

    Still squeaky bum time for AREVA, EDF and Hinkley Point.

    file:///C:/Users/Me/Downloads/Report+to+the+Advisory+Committee+of+Experts+for+Nuclear+Pressure+Equipment.pdf

    file:///C:/Users/Me/Downloads/Opinion+of+the+Advisory+Committee+for+nuclear+pressure+equipment.pdf

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  84. Chic McGregor says:

    Sorry WD, copied my own archive url’s by mistake.

    Here are the on line versions.

    link to french-nuclear-safety.fr

    link to french-nuclear-safety.fr

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  85. Wuffing Dug says:

    @Chic McG 10.36 & 10.39

    Thanks for the links, have copied your posts and e mailed them to myself so I can read at work tomorrow (at lunch time!) 😉

    My broadband is still down, using my phone – it’s a nice big phone but still finding I’m straining my eyes sometimes while reading and typing on it.

    Material composition & processing problems, oh dear oh dear. Bloody hell, wonder who approved the material concession – the test results must have been way out.

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  86. Ian Brotherhood says:

    ‘You should put me in a home or you should put me down…’

    Radiohead, ‘Myxomatosis’ –

    link to youtube.com

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  87. Ian Brotherhood says:

    Van Morrison, ‘So Quiet In Here’ –

    link to youtube.com

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  88. Paula Rose says:

    How dare you – I’ve spent hours cleaning up the over-used brass and now have you making a noise – pipe down.

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  89. Ian Brotherhood says:

    Like the heroic John McTernan, I shall never be silenced, nor put my pipe down – he who puffs last puffs longest!

    And who, pray tell, is this ‘brass’ you refer to? Does s/he have any say in the matter?

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  90. Paula Rose says:

    Oh I despair – away with you play your repetitive beat music in the corner.

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  91. yesindyref2 says:

    A couple of the best guitarists in their world, in their way

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2cBT8–7tA

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  92. Chic McGregor says:

    @yesindyref2

    Bert Jansch taught me his version of Angie, or at least the first half of it at a party way back then.

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  93. Finlay says:

    [Copy+Pasted from a post I made today on Facebook. Thought I’d be as well posting it here.]

    I’m going to give the other side of this story as the BBC and TV licensers are massive fannies in my book.

    link to bbc.co.uk

    Firstly, I find it amusing how this has been branded as Scotland based news by the BBC when most of the assaults weren’t even in Scotland. Most of the incidents, organisations or quotes taken are from non-Scottish sources or didn’t happen in Scotland! It seems ‘criticism of the BBC’ is now a Scottish matter. Anyway, that isn’t my main point.

    Here is another article I recall reading last year based around roughly the same period of time reported in the BBC article.

    link to telegraph.co.uk

    This tells another side of the story!

    Looking at the stats, we have the BBC claiming that between 2011 and 2014 there were 455 “verbal assaults” and 124 “physical assaults” on TV licensing staff – a total of 579 incidents.

    According to the Telegraph article, the BBC paid out compensation to around 2500 victims of aggressive TV licensing agents from about the same time. Almost FIVE TIMES more people being assaulted by TV licensers than the other way around!

    There are two interesting questions I will leave for you to think about:

    1. Why didn’t the BBC mention this in their article today?

    2. How many reported incidents of assault on TV licensing agents involve the same victims who were paid compensation?

    Perhaps today’s BBC article is extremely misleading and the TV licensing agents may be the aggressors in many of the cases reported by the BBC.

    I had some personal experience with some TV licensing agents in late 2014 who demanded entry to my house to inspect my property regarding TV licensing and my lack thereof. I intentionally hadn’t informed them that I didn’t require a TV license because I had heard reports of their aggression and wanted to see what they are like first-hand.

    At the time I had, next to my front door, a printed copy of the law regarding TV licensing agents requiring a police warrant to enter my house. (And some select quotes from the likes of Sir Malcolm Bruce – but that is a different story entirely!)

    I handed it over and explained to them what it was; to which I was told untruthfully: “We do not require a warrant.” I argued for maybe 5 to 10 minutes and eventually they left without the need for physical violence, though when I said “I know your job better than you do” it didn’t go down particularly well, and if you count sheer idiocy as a ‘verbal assault’ then maybe I’m a victim…

    I’ll conclude much as I began; the BBC and their TV licensing goons are fannies!

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  94. yesindyref2 says:

    @Chic
    I did try the guitar but, being a piano player (classical) I didn’t want to strum but pick, but my fingers weren’t hard enough and I didn’t have the patience to “toughen up”. Nor a good enough guitar!

    Considering the Trident thread, this seems somehow appropriate:

    link to youtube.com

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  95. Brian Doonthetoon says:

    As I see it, we already have two Wingers, who can be referred to as “CG”.

    There’s Ian B – Cybernat Godfather, and Ronnie A – Cybernat Grandfather.

    Now we have Rev Stu as Cybernat General. Maybe we should all adopt a ‘CG’ moniker. For example, Paula Rose could be Cybernat Guddler.

    Huvvnae thought o’ ane for mehsel’ yit…

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  96. Ian Brotherhood says:

    @BDTT –

    🙂

    Must dig out me cotton-wool balls and bow-tie…

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  97. Ian Brotherhood says:

    Was hoping to meet Thepnr sometime this year to have a blether about an idea I’ve had stewing in my ginormous heid for a few years, but it’s not going to happen. Before we know it it’ll be 2016 and the countdown to the May election will start.

    We’ve just had a very brief exchange of e-mails and the man suggested I put it out there for general thoughts, so here goes…

    I’ll probably break this into a series of messages as they seem to get lost if you spend too long on one before sending it.

    Essentially, the idea is to harness the talent here in WOS to work together on a real project. Many of us first met one another via the WBB adventure, and there’s no doubting what a success that was, right?

    But what about us doing something else, while we’re waiting for the next referendum? Something solid and useful and non-‘political’?

    I can’t, off the top of my head, think of any specific field of expertise which isn’t represented by someone who posts here regularly, and, as Rev has pointed out many times, it’s only a wee toty percentage of readers who ever comment.

    So, that’s why I want to float this idea – it’s all well and good having a seminar, but we need something to do when we’re there. Yeah, we can talk about all sorts of stuff, have debates, invite guests, ask KG to Livestream it, and have a proper good swally into the bargain. That’s a given. But we could also use it to produce something very special.

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  98. Ian Brotherhood says:

    So, my dear missus got a new job, about eight years ago – it involves support work for people with special needs, many of whom are confined to wheelchairs or have other mobility problems. I won’t name who she works for, or any of the people she works with, or where any of this happened, so there’s no privacy issues…

    She called me one day, asked me to help her. She’d been out with a service-user, a wheelchair-bound guy, and decided to take him to a local park where there’s a nice (fairly big – maybe two football-pitches worth) pond and a path going all the way around it. She had wheeled him there all the way from his home and was due to get him back to his parents for such-and-such a time. She thought she’d allowed plenty of time to get around the pond, but right at the end of the circuit which would take her back to the path she’d used to get into the park, there was a sudden rise and she couldn’t get the chair up. The guy was, I’m guessing, eleven or twelve stones, and the gradient didn’t look steep at all – it was barely visible from where she’d started. But she just couldn’t get the chair up, and going back all the way around the pond would’ve made her late.

    So I got there, and even with both of us pushing it wasn’t easy to get him up the slope, perhaps seven or eight metres.

    It wasn’t until she mentioned it to colleagues, long after the actual event, that she realised why so many service users and their relatives/carers didn’t use the place. If it wasn’t the gradient at that part of the path, it was the potholes in other parts, or ‘sunken’ patches which were under a semi-permanent layer of mud.

    So this is a local park – a really beautiful, quiet place, with deer, buzzards, foxes etc – and many local people simply cannot get the chance to enjoy it.

    Can you see yet where I’m going with this? 🙂

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  99. Paula Rose says:

    Yes Ian dear – have you checked your email box?

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  100. Ian Brotherhood says:

    It’s not exactly rocket-science, and doesn’t need spelled-out, so…

    Hands-up who owned something like this:

    link to ebay.co.uk

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  101. Paula Rose says:

    You expect me to remember that?

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  102. cearc says:

    Bdtt,

    Tut, tut! Ronnie is Cybernat GREAT-Grandfather!

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  103. Thepnr says:

    Hello Ian

    I loved the Hot Wheels cars, never owned any. I got lego. My cousin did though, he loved his hot wheels which was a whole lot hotter than lego.

    Mind you I was saddened when he got 10 years as the driver of the getaway car and I got a degree as an engineer and helped build all kinds of shit all over the world. He would have liked that too, my cousin. Hot Wheels though was his passion.

    Stay away from Hot Wheels is the message. Be a good boy and stick to lego.

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  104. Brian Doonthetoon says:

    “HOT WHEELS”?

    Toys for kids! What you want is the real slot car deal:-

    link to youtube.com

    Can we have a Wings Over Scotland Slot Car Racing Section please? I have a couple of cars – a Scalextric Ford GT40 and a Revell ’63 Corvette that I haven’t raced in anger… yet…

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  105. Ian Brotherhood says:

    Imagine being stuck in a wheelchair, and whenever you do get the chance to get outside you’re taken, by someone else, to the café in Asda (again), or the Shopping Mall (again) because they’re the safest places in town.

    Imagine being able to freewheel, at your own speed, away from roads and pavements and snarky shoppers?

    This isn’t about us actually constructing such routes – it’s about creating a rock-solid case for their construction. One that the usual talking-heads would eagerly approve, ‘knowing’ that planning permissions and/or quality-standard controls would put the mockers on it further down the line. But we cover all those details too – because we have expertise spanning all of these areas.

    And who pays for it? The charities who would make use of it, and the Councils who treat such charities as de facto suppliers of services they’ve jettisoned and don’t want back any time soon.

    If we do a lot of the donkey-work right here, we could have a get-the-gither, over say two, three days (early next year?) and thrash this into a viable plan – designed, costed, the works.

    I would happily get up on my trotters and sell this to anyone, anywhere, and I know there are other Wingers who are more than capable of covering the sales/PR side of it. It doesn’t really need much selling – who wouldn’t want it to work?

    But what about the other aspects? There must be many I haven’t even considered. Is anyone else, at least in principle, up for a discussion about it all?

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  106. Paula Rose says:

    Ian yes, I know how to do it – hot wheels, my sister and I made a thirty foot track complete with a cable car from odds and sods – had to cover the gaps in the track we had, she’s now an engineer!

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  107. Chic McGregor says:

    @Yesindyref2

    Aye, to play the guitar tolerably well (which I do not) you need to develop callouses on the finger tips and strength in the wrist and first finger (for barres) of the left hand. Requires regular practice.

    Back then being in a short-lived folk group ‘The Colonials’ I was keen, but an all-consuming career in semiconductors put paid to that (and the group).

    However I have returned very irregularly to it and have even composed a few tunes, the last, which started out as an attempt to encapsulate the clearances but ended up as a personal record of the referendum result.

    My wife is the pianist, grade 7 before she too succumbed to the lure of physics.

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  108. cearc says:

    Ian,

    This sort of thing is pretty good

    link to culagwoods.org.uk

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  109. Paula Rose says:

    You know we have such geniuses amongst us – Chic honey – a recording?

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  110. Paula Rose says:

    Sorry Chic – not you the genius but moi, to have the foresight to build and furnish this space for loveliness, now please settle and play.

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  111. cearc says:

    Many, many years ago, I worked for a year or two doing recreational therapy (jaunts and parties) with severely physically and mentally disabled adults. The man who ran it insisted that all his staff spent a whole day each year in a push-only wheelchair. It was most enlightening.

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  112. Chic McGregor says:

    @Paula
    I suppose I could use the computer mic to record a tune but I doubt if my amateur efforts would be of any great interest to those here. My compositions were purely for my own personal satisfaction although sometimes inflicted on members of my immediate family.

    Genius they are not I fear.

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  113. Paula Rose says:

    Chic – you are a hero in the echelons – please be amongst friends (and fiends) and allow us the chance to sit quietly.

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  114. Paula Rose says:

    Chic

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  115. Paula Rose says:

    Chic – no more the cringe – if I had what I see in you the English would have a chance (irony) – in tiny letters – please play us your tune.

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  116. Proud Cybernat says:

    The new Glasgow super hospital is doing just fine, despite the BBC rubbish. See here:

    Another Proud Cybernat Production:

    BBC Lies versus Spanish Ayes

    link to tinyurl.com

    And for those who missed the earlier vid:

    ‘The Vow’ A Promise Broken

    link to tinyurl.com

    As ever folks, spread far ‘n’ wide.

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  117. yesindyref2 says:

    @Chic
    I guess I was somewhere between a grade 5 and 8, not great at the sight reading though. Having packed up on the idea of the guitar I got back to piano and wanted to be able to get to the end of the 3rd movements of some Beethoven sonatas without tiring and getting inaccurate.

    So I slung together this kind of scale and arpeggio thing, going through the keys, sounded not bad. And I did them until my wrists burned and my fingers hurt – and kept going, thought I was doing good. It’s probably why I got RSI, that and being far too long on UseNet 🙂

    RSI’s under control for years now I can detect the signs and desist, still a fast typer though not as accurate as I used to be. But haven’t bothered with the piano since.

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  118. Paula Rose says:

    The ole jo’anna is in the lounge just down the hall on the left – help yourselves.

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  119. yesindyref2 says:

    Musing away before doing a bit of work. A lot of musicians owed their origins to classical music, from Lady Gaga, Adele, KT Tunstall back to Moody Blues, Rick Wakeman, ELO naturally and Sandy Denny, amongst hundred of others. They made the crossover, perhaps it’s not too late for me when I can afford the time …

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  120. Chic McGregor says:

    @yesindyref2

    My main gripe (unexpressed of course) is that my wife only plays be sight reading although I love hearing her play. But innovation or playing by ear is not her bag, I understand that.

    @Paula
    Not quite sure if you are calling me a wimp or genius. Pretty certain I am neither.

    But as explained above, other-than-strumming guitar playing requires pretty much a prolonged period of daily practice.
    Having not picked up a guitar in anger since indyref1 the finger tips of my left hand are currently as soft as a baby’s bottom and due to my working through a backlog of long postponed tasks (due to indy commitments) that is a situation unlikely to change for some months at least.

    Bottom line is I couldn’t do any tunes, even my own, justice at this moment in time.

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  121. Paula Rose says:

    polishes keyboard

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  122. Cactus says:

    How do we do regulars? Liking your ideas Ian Brotherhood, especially the getting the peoples togethers again, would be good to have a series of all-day events.

    In the meantime, whose next up for the seasonal session.. Glasgow, Edinburgh, Bath, Aberdeen, Helensburgh, your place?

    p.s. Thought the fireworks display at Glasgow Green pretty darn good last night, noticed a few new braw bangers too! Point of interest.. noticed lots and lots of red rocket ka-booms and few blue ones by comparison.

    Merry Guy Fawkes day.

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  123. Cactus says:

    “For Fawkes ache” 🙂

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  124. Cactus says:

    Hi aye Chic McGregor & yesindyref2, fair play to yee’s, playing the musical instruments for pleasure is a groovy. Maybe next time at The Clyde Bar..

    I wonder what Scottish songs are gonna be written for Scotland’s next series of big votes?

    If I owned a bar, I’d have at the very least a house guitar.

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  125. Dave McEwan Hill says:

    On a previous little conversation on O/T a few day ago I tried to put one of the better and most interesting covers I have heard – Joe Cocker’s version of Marley’s “Could You Be Loved” but I couldn’t post up somehow. To which I would add Peter Tosh’s “Johnny Be Goode”, currently my favourite piece.

    I maybe an ancient old fecker now. But I still find myself doing what I did when I was 20. Playing the same number over and over till I get every little nuance. I remember in a cafe at Burnbank Cross playing “Good Vibrations” six times on the juke box (and I was a teacher at a local high school at the time).
    Tell me I’m not mad.
    Just wondering if Little Richard wrote “She’s Got It ” with Nicola in mind

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  126. Ian Brotherhood says:

    @Dave McEwan Hill –

    You’re not mad.

    🙂

    Saw your letter in National yesterday. Do you just e-mail them, or hand-write? Just wondering. My granddad used to write a letter to the (Glasgow) Herald every day, and did it for decades. When he died they published a nice wee obituary for him.

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  127. David says:

    Labour thingmy Blair McDougall Tweeted two hours ago, writing:

    “proud to announce my new column for the Herald on a Thursday.”

    Dear oh dear. Giving him another corporate media platform to spout his lies, mis-statements, and near-truths about Proud Labour.

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  128. David says:

    Just found this one for the ‘Where Are They Now’ Dept.:
    Rob Shorthouse, ex Director of Communications for Better Together, has been a Client and Communications Director at ScotRail since May. I hope it pays his mortgage.

    Bing-bong! Stand clear of the edge, please!

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  129. john king says:

    Cardinal sin now
    Im going to play a “wind band” (spit) version of “Aetearoa” (The Land of the Long White Cloud) by Philip Sparke because the only brass Band effort I could find was quite frankly shit
    this is about the discovery of New Zealand.

    I played this many years ago (second trombone) in the eighties and loved playing it.
    link to youtube.com

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  130. Paula Rose says:

    Yippee – more brass!

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  131. john king says:

    Harumph!

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  132. john king says:

    well how about this one then?
    they actually play the spoons on IDS’s head
    link to youtube.com

    I was only thirteen years old when I first played this
    sniff.

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  133. Brian Doonthetoon says:

    Going from brass to wind…

    I bought this single when it was released, decades ago.

    link to youtube.com

    Then, the same melody turned up last year, with a new title…

    link to youtube.com

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  134. Thepnr says:

    FFS John brass is OK but thirteen minutes? A bit too much for me. Anyway you might recognise this, a REAL spoon player.

    link to youtube.com

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  135. john king says:

    Okay
    youve made me bring out the big guns
    link to youtube.com
    this guys frigging amazing

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  136. Brian Doonthetoon says:

    OK, keeping on the “spoons” vibe.
    What about the track that had Billy Butlin on spoons and Eric Clapton on ukekele?

    link to youtube.com

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  137. Thepnr says:

    Haha John

    Tuba player was amazing but where the fuck were the spoons 🙂

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  138. john king says:

    those are “test peices” and in their own right are mini symphonies Alex, 13 minutes is average for the duration of these copositions, and some can be 18 (or more) minutes, a real test of a brass band (and in some cases the audience) but consider they are generally broken into three movements to allow for the listener (and the band) to take enjoyment from the piece.

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  139. john king says:

    BDtT
    Ok big boy, lets dance
    link to youtube.com

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  140. Paula Rose says:

    Well that’s us well and truly put in our place *turns away unconcerned*

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  141. john king says:

    why dont we just “take five”
    link to youtube.com

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  142. Brian Doonthetoon says:

    John King – Well caught!

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  143. john king says:

    Well aint it a good thing your not obliged to click on the link,
    eh Paul?

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  144. Thepnr says:

    No sweat John, I know you love your brass. Give mine to Irene xx

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  145. Dave McEwan Hill says:

    Peter Brotherwood at 12.57

    I email letters all over the place. Oddly that letter in the National was also printed verbatim in the Sun

    Got it this time I hope

    link to youtube.com

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  146. Dave McEwan Hill says:

    And I meant to post this one as well

    link to youtube.com

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  147. yesindyref2 says:

    Now here’s a find, no George sadly, but reminds me of Sunday lunchtimes in the Charleston in Largs.

    link to youtube.com

    Mmm, I’m in the mood for muzak, frustrating day yesterday. FMQ watching was the high point!

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  148. cearc says:

    Well if we’re talking about playing stuff on different instruments, I take it that you all know these guys.

    /www.youtube.com/watch?v=PH68Z6ysqZs

    link to youtube.com

    Chic,

    You cannot be a WIMP, you interact too strongly.

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  149. john king says:

    Ok you lot win,
    I’ll play some of your “modern” music”
    cant stand the stuff meself,
    well this ones ok I suppose.
    link to youtube.com

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  150. Paula Rose says:

    Don’t you dare – I love your choices – real music.

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  151. john king says:

    I particulary dislike this one,
    all noise if you ask me
    link to youtube.com
    and they need a haircut
    A spell in the army would do them good if you ask me.

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  152. john king says:

    Bloody hippies
    link to youtube.com

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  153. Paula Rose says:

    All that repetitive beat music…

    link to youtube.com

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  154. Brian Doonthetoon says:

    Hi Alex Thepnr.

    Just watched the “Empire strikes back” video you gave the link for last night. (I know, it’s becoming increasingly difficult to keep up to speed with all the comments on the current pages.)

    It was good to watch it again. Scottish humour – ARF ARF!!

    link to youtube.com

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  155. john king says:

    Dont even get me started on what this sounds like,
    well now that you ask,
    Its like coming out of the novocaine at the dentists
    (and not in a good way)
    link to youtube.com

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  156. john king says:

    I shouldnt eat cheese before bedtime
    link to youtube.com
    It’ll keep me up all night now.

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  157. john king says:

    A wee bit o fusion
    link to youtube.com

    Whit wid Mrs Pachelbel say?

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  158. Ian Brotherhood says:

    Aye, guitars eh?

    ‘The Return of the Angriest Guitar Player in The World’

    link to youtube.com

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  159. Brian Doonthetoon says:

    Hi john king.

    Re: Pachelbel. Did you ever listen to “Funtwo” doing the Canon?

    Here’s an updated version:-

    link to youtube.com

    Type Funtwo into YouTube’s search box to see what happened to him after the first YouTube video, in 2008, like this:-

    link to youtube.com

    BTW: here’s the original video, Uploaded on 17 Nov 2008, and now with a total of 4,163,743 views.

    link to youtube.com

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  160. yesindyref2 says:

    Just watching the Imperial Masters one. How that didn’t win for YES I don’t know.

    Glasgow have banned rickshaws now.

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  161. JLT says:

    Bonjour folks!

    How’s it going? Hope everybody is well.

    Now don’t all punch me at once (I’ve been very busy this last week and half, and have been nowhere near Wings), but is there any new gathering approaching fast …especially with Christmas and all its festivities only a month away?

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  162. Brian Doonthetoon says:

    Hi yesindyref2.

    If nothing else, campaigning for YES was fun, wiz it no’?

    The optimism and hope was there. I can’t guess what was going through the minds of BT…

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  163. Paula Rose says:

    Yes – Brechin, just me and you JLT *flutters*

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  164. Brian Doonthetoon says:

    Hi JLT.

    The last get-together was Invergowrie so it’s up to another toon to pick up the baton.

    We haven’t had a “Wings Over Aberdeen” yet…

    link to sites.google.com

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  165. Brian Doonthetoon says:

    Or a “Wings Over Inverness”…

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  166. Paula Rose says:

    Wings over anywhere – to have another badge hand-crafted by Pete the Camera is a price beyond compare,

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  167. JLT says:

    Paula …LOL (shake my head with a wee chuckle)

    Brian …how you doing?

    Inverness or Aberdeen would be good …but that might have to be a weekender …as in …all weekend!!!! With the distance …we would have to make the most of it!

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  168. Paula Rose says:

    *puts on flouncey skirt*

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  169. Ian Brotherhood says:

    @JLT –

    Dare I presume you’ve been ‘busy’ with essay deadlines?

    If so, SNAP!

    And if you’ve got them over-with? ‘BIG REASSURING MAN-CUDDLE’

    One hurdle at a time big-yin…we’re getting there, one way or another.

    🙂

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  170. JLT says:

    Ian mate …hello!!!

    And yes. Just submitted my first for the year this week. Two part question; one part on royal government ship in the 15th century (War of the Roses in other words) and symbolism and meaning in the Catholic Church pre-Reformation. Both …500 words. Brutal. I could have written pages but the OU just wanted a summary within 500 words. Must have re-written both parts about half a dozen times each over a week and a bit LOL

    How’s you anyway matey?

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  171. Paula Rose says:

    awe-struck

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  172. Ian Brotherhood says:

    @JLT –

    Hingin’ in there buddy, by the proverbials.

    Don’t much like the sounds of your preoccupations au moment. Mine are revolving around 18th-C coffee houses, New Zealand novelists and the likes of yer Joyce and Eliot. A fearsome cocktail to be sure, to be sure…

    More power to ye – it’ll be worth it in the end-up. (For the Student Loans Company at any rate!)

    🙂

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  173. JLT says:

    Paula …LOL

    I hope you are also keeping well, Paula. Need to have a good old blather again LOL

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  174. Michael McCabe says:

    Beanfields. Check out the Birds.

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  175. Michael McCabe says:

    Sorry forgot the Link. Beanfields Check out the Birds.

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  176. Michael McCabe says:

    Third Time Lucky. link to youtube.com

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  177. JLT says:

    Hi Ian (or rather …morning! LOL)

    Yep, up and back at the studying again. To be honest, your field of study does look rather interesting. Put it this way, you are definitely getting to read the classics, and even getting into the mindset of some of the greatest writers in the Western World.

    Yeah …the last assignment was brutal. Two small essays where you are trying to define the key elements of those periods with not only quotes from the OU material, but also backing those quotes up from historical evidence from other works. Seriously (and as said) …I must have started both essays half a dozen times over the week …growled …and begun again. Honestly, some TMA questions ask a simple question …and they just end up having you cursing and swearing within a very short period of time LOL. However, my knowledge on both has gone stratosphere and I would be happy to answer both if they appeared as questions in the Exam next June.

    However …new week …new topic. This next month or so is actually on the Civil War of the 1700’s. Episcopalian England v’s Presbyterian Scotland v’s Catholic Ireland v’s Charles I v’s Cromwell. Seriously …what is there not to like when learning this? LOL. Certainly one of the highlights of this years course.

    Anyway, keep the faith Ian. As you say …one step at a time. We’ll get there, mate ..we’ll get there.

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  178. Wuffing Dug says:

    Bdtt @11.19

    Wings over aberdeen, now there’s an idea I like.

    BTW how do you get a wings badge, is it like a blue Peter badge but for bad cyber nats?

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  179. Ronnie says:

    Wings over Aberdeen?

    Definitely on for that!

    Perhaps get to meet the ‘Blue Angel’?

    (See my post on ‘Big Girls Shoes’ – probably more appropriate here.)

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  180. Ronnie says:

    @Wuffing Dog.

    Rarer than rocking horses’.

    Got mine from Rev Stu ootside The Albanach during the 2013 March & Rally.

    There were only 100 of those.

    Wear it daily – with pride, tho’ folk think it has military connections.

    But there may be more to come during crowdfunders.

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    • kendomacaroobar says:

      @Ronnie. Faither, I have found 3 blue on white ceramic badge if that helps?

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  181. Ronnie says:

    @ kendo.

    Thanks, Ken. I automatically tend to think of the original.

    Your design is, of course a work of art.

    I also have a spare of these ‘ceramic beauties’.

    So if Wuffing Dog wants to contact me, I’ll gladly part with it.

    If there’s a demand for more locally, I’ll get back to you?

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  182. Brian Doonthetoon says:

    Hi Wuffing Dug.

    We started doing the Wings ‘get-together’ badges for the first ‘Wings Over Invergowrie’, in September, 2014. We continued to do them for subsequent get-togethers, changing the background colours, for a bit of variety.

    You can see an example here:-

    link to sites.google.com

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  183. X_Sticks says:

    @Ronnie

    Wings over Aberdeen?

    Definitely on for that!

    Sounds like a volunteer there Ronnie. 😀

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  184. Paula Rose says:

    Hint to Ronnie and Wuffing Dug – find a reasonably priced cocktail bar, fix a date and then tell us.

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  185. Wuffing Dug says:

    Ronnie @ 4.18

    That’s a very kind offer, I was kind of thinking I would have to ‘earn’ one though :).

    As for the badges ‘military connections’ you could have a laugh with that if you weren’t dealing with shrill unionists.

    @Paula R
    I’m sure I’ve been to a cocktail bar in Aberdeen. … Think it was ‘Orchid’.

    As for the reasonably priced bit, we are talking aberdeen here, everything’s a mickey take.

    Will do some digging.

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  186. Paula Rose says:

    Now – which heels for Aberdeen?

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  187. Ronnie says:

    @ X-Sticks, Wuffing Dog & Paula,

    I was thinking along the lines of an afternoon Tea Dance at the ‘Beach’?

    I have no experience of anything seedy, you see…

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  188. Ronnie says:

    …other than tomatoes, sweet pees, etc.

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  189. Paula Rose says:

    Ronnie how sweet!

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  190. Ronnie says:

    and I need to be home before dark….

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  191. Paula Rose says:

    *whistles whilst making torches*

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  192. Ian Brotherhood says:

    Happy P.S. to my 9.24 post last night. If in any doubt about how hard-won this little victory was, go back and check out what the guy put himself through trying to learn it. Awesome.

    The Angriest Guitar Player in the world finally gets ‘Magic Man’ right –

    link to youtube.com

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  193. Ian Brotherhood says:

    Brilliant compilation of old Public Information Films.

    Wee Saturday Night Teaser for those of a certain vintage –

    Can you remember the film containing the line ‘My Dad! In our new car!’

    When you see these, they come back instantly, even if it’s forty years or more since you last saw them. Brilliant stuff.

    P.S. Answer to teaser can be found approx. 7.30.

    link to youtube.com

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  194. Stoker says:

    These b@st@rds feast as the peasants go hungry and cold.
    link to archive.is

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  195. Wuffing Dug says:

    @Paula, Ronnie & X-Sticks

    Tea and dancing during the day, beer and cocktails at night. Nice. BTW I can’t dance will leave that to yous.

    Alas, it is winter, daylight I barely knew thee….

    I’m still a ‘relatively’ ahem ‘partyer’ or so I like to think – so 2am limit for me, ‘medium’ and no shots or jagermeisters.

    I too have no experience of anything seedy.

    Aye right.

    @Paula

    Heels – Fur lined (if such a creation exists), baltic here got soaked and frozen while out biking today and it’s only going to get worse.

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  196. Ronnie says:

    Apropos Aiberdeen Tea Dance, and not having been able to attend previous Wings ‘occasions’, can I take it that there will be no singing of sinful ditties?

    Or other distasteful practices?

    Paula?

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  197. Ian Brotherhood says:

    @Ronnie –

    Tread carefully friend…

    Cliff Richard, ‘Devil Woman’ –

    link to youtube.com

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  198. cearc says:

    ‘ can I take it that there will be no singing of sinful ditties?

    Or other distasteful practices?’

    It wouldn’t be a Wings knees-up without them!

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  199. Paula Rose says:

    Snake and I are having a close encounter.

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  200. Ian Brotherhood says:

    La Fontaines, ‘Canny Get Ma Granny Aff The Drugs’ –

    link to youtube.com

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  201. Ronnie says:

    ‘Knees-Up’ ?

    Sounds a trifle vulgar.

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  202. Paula Rose says:

    *cuddles up with snake, smiles sweetly*

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  203. Ronnie says:

    @Ian B.

    Mrs R is a ‘Cliffy’ fan.

    You’ve no idea what I’ve had to succumb to all these years…

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  204. cearc says:

    Trifle is vulgar.

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  205. Ian Brotherhood says:

    @cearc –

    ‘Trifle is vulgar’.

    Hey, that’s profound! :O

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  206. Ronnie says:

    ‘Sir, you have custard coming out of your ear’.

    ‘Could you speak up, please, I’m a trifle deaf’.

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  207. Stoker says:

    I wonder if this is a part of our “development” as a country!
    link to archive.is

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  208. Chic McGregor says:

    @Stoker

    The wags commenting on that are clearly oblivious to Clyde Space’s record in the cubesat satellite field.

    Around 40% of those satellites deployed has used Clyde Space hardware and there are courrently about 60 projects in development worldwide.

    see:

    http://www.clyde-space.com

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  209. Wuffing Dug says:

    Chic @4.10

    Hi Chic,

    Broadband is back up and running so looking at those reactor vessel reports.

    Am actually dealing with something similar at the minute but thankfully material testing has verified that an error in heat treatment has not adversely affected material strength or toughness.

    Thanks for the links, it’s good to be able to see this sort of stuff and gain some knowledge / perspectives from other industries.

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  210. Paula Rose says:

    Very occasionally in here there are topics of which I have very little knowledge – always impressed by our skill base and expertise.

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  211. Brian Doonthetoon says:

    Hi Paula Rose.

    I refer you to Faraday’s Law:-

    “When the flux linking a circuit changes, an emf is induced. The magnitude of the induced emf is directly proportional to the rate of change of flux linkage.”

    The ‘flux linkage’ that changed was the relationship between us plebs and the corpmedia. The emf that was induced was our increasing distrust of the veracity of what we were being fed, more and more, AS FACT. The more that corpmedia cranked up the propaganda, the greater was the breakdown in what had been trust.

    The end result is defined by Lenz’s Law:-

    “The induced emf acts in such a manner to oppose the cause to which is was due.”

    That distrust (the ’emf’) in the corpmedia’s output has now evolved into a situation where we are actively opposing the corpmedia, with every tool at our disposal; Wings, Facebook, Twitter, Commonspace, Wee Ginger Dug, Bella Caledonia and so on.

    Physics is useful…

    8=)

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  212. Paula Rose says:

    I know all sorts of things about physiques – some of the applications are though are new to me.

    Reply
  213. Paula Rose says:

    damn auto-correct

    Reply
  214. Thepnr says:

    Looking for some light relief? Me too, this is alright but there is better. Your turn.

    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  215. Ian Brotherhood says:

    How’s this for a send-off?

    ‘Thousand of students perform haka for beloved teacher’ –

    link to youtube.com

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  216. Wuffing Dug says:

    Test – tried to put up some links earlier but post hasn’t appeared.

    Reply
  217. Thepnr says:

    @Wuffing Dug

    Hi Mr Dug, if any were Yewchoob links try taking off everything before www.

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  218. Thepnr says:

    @Ian Brotherhood

    Not your fault but that was too much for me. I both love you and hate you for inviting me to watch that.

    Still, I’m glad I did.

    Reply
  219. Ian Brotherhood says:

    @Thepnr –

    Sorry man. Didn’t intend to upset anyone.

    Reply
  220. Brian Doonthetoon says:

    Did anyone else notice today, on the BBC Remembrance Day coverage, that a number of the royals had ‘Scottish’ poppies?

    Reply
  221. Wuffing Dug says:

    @Thepnr 9.35

    Cheers, wasn’t yewchoob links but Aberdeen bars for consideration r.e. proposed Wings night in the Granite City.

    Reply
  222. Ian Brotherhood says:

    This is a bit cheerier – stretcher-bearer chaos:

    link to youtube.com

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  223. Thepnr says:

    @Ian Brotherhood

    Hey, not to worry, each of us has their own wee foibles and there is no way that you could know them all. It was a GREAT video and now that I’ve stopped greeting (for personal reasons) I loved it, everyone on Wings should watch it!

    Cheers Ian.

    @Wuffing Dug

    I’d be up for that, you do the leg work and I’m sure a few will make it along. I’m really happy to see this sort of thing continue. Ian Brotherhood started it by the way lol.

    I would to see a few from the Aberdeen area there, they know who they are. The balls in your court now, just give us the time and place.

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  224. Ian Brotherhood says:

    More stretcher-bearer shenanigans…

    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  225. Wuffing Dug says:

    @Paula, Ronnie, X-Sticks & Thepnr

    Here are a few options for Aberdeen, I’ve been to these places – there’s a lot more on offer but don’t go out much any more :(.

    As for time, we can sort that out once we know it’s a goer.
    I’m good for pretty much any Fri or Sat night, having recently become a ‘lone wolf’ again :).

    My fave – a bit wee though

    link to oldblackfriars-aberdeen.co.uk

    Kind of same

    link to illicit-still.co.uk

    More nobby

    link to amicusapple.com

    Beer lovers

    link to cascbar.co.uk

    Cocktails

    link to orchidaberdeen.com

    Still can’t get links to work….

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  226. Paula Rose says:

    *crosses names off Christmas card list*

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  227. Wuffing Dug says:

    @Paula, Ronnie, X-Sticks & Thepnr

    Site is no liking my links so you will have to google I’m afraid.

    Here are a few options for Aberdeen, I’ve been to these places – there’s a lot more on offer but don’t go out much any more :(.

    As for time, we can sort that out once we know it’s a goer.

    I’m good for pretty much any Fri or Sat night, having recently become a ‘lone wolf’ again :).

    My fave – a bit wee though
    oldblackfriars-aberdeen.co.uk

    Kind of same
    illicit-still.co.uk

    More nobby
    http://www.amicusapple.com

    Beer lovers
    cascbar.co.uk

    Cocktails
    orchidaberdeen.com

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  228. Thepnr says:

    @Wuffing Dug

    Hmmm. Your favorite, Blackfriars I know that pub very well, on the corner of Union St. and King St.

    It is a VERY good choice for a Wings night out, however I would suggest that if you want it for a Fri or Sat might be an idea just to book it for a night of your choosing.

    In saying that. we don’t need to and eventually we get the seats, pretty small venue though and might be worth asking about reserving the back room for a Fri or Sat.

    Get in there anyway Mr Dug, this is a goer and a first for Aberdeen 🙂

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  229. Thepnr says:

    So I ask myself, just why is it New Zealand are the rugby World Champions? They are too wee, even too poor and stupid?

    Yet, New Zealand is strongest on Personal Rights in the world, became nuclear free decades ago and told the West where to stick their Nukes.

    Can you see the pride of those paying tribute to their teacher in the video above? Yes, it’s a sad occasion but their respect and pride is immeasurable.

    That is both for their teacher and wee country. I feel like that.

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  230. Michael McCabe says:

    Millionaires. link to youtube.com

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  231. Michael McCabe says:

    I was hoping to go to court to see Carmichael the liar in the Flesh on Monday. Just found out at Midnight that I cant make it. So I have the Midnight Blues. Hope you don’t mind if I Share. link to youtube.com Will be at the Court on Tuesday Though.

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  232. Chic McGregor says:

    @#!!!$&## weird #@*$# weather here in Kirrie. Rained for the past 5 days and I need to get my garden wall mortar coated for plastering. The weird bit is the past 4 nights walking the dog it has been clear with all the stars showing and I’m thinking good I’ll get out there tomorrow but no chance. Sun popped out today but by the time I had m ladders and cement mixer ready it had started raining again. Grrrr!

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  233. cearc says:

    Ronnie A.

    Sorry to hear that you didn’t make it to Edinburgh today. I hope you are well?

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  234. Ronnie says:

    @ Wuffing Dug, Thepnr.

    re- Aiberdeen Wings Nicht.

    I only know Blackfriars (sad, or what?).

    But, yeah, good central location, good range of beer.

    I’m ok for any night – aul age has some advantages!

    Any more interested parties?

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  235. Wuffing Dug says:

    @All up for W.O. Aberdeen

    I’ll get in contact with Blackfriars just in case and report back.

    @Ronnia

    Best pub in Aberdeen I reckon, a lot of the others are all a bit soulless.

    @Chic

    Weather forecasters also made a royal erse of it on Saturday, headed out on the mountain bike to meet up with a few like minded individuals.

    Decided to ride the bike to the meet instead of being lazy and putting it on the car, ended up getting soaked, battered by the wind and covered in gritty, sandy mud. Canned it after a hour and headed home.

    It was right cold too, hands got frozen and I could hardly put the brakes on.

    Apparently Sat morning was meant to be dry up here….

    Good luck with yer wa’

    BTW knew that bloody post would appear twice.

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  236. Paula Rose says:

    Aberdeen? – need to wear my fur-lined boots so no high-heels, will definitely come as long as I’m not the only one.

    Reply
  237. Brian Doonthetoon says:

    Hi cearc.

    Ronnie had…

    link to youtube.com

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  238. Brian Doonthetoon says:

    Hi Paula Rose.

    You typed,

    “…as long as I’m not the only one.”

    No, you’re not the only one. Peter Perrett was, with a wee bit of help from Pauline Murray.

    link to youtube.com

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  239. Brian Doonthetoon says:

    Hi Wuffing Dug.

    All you can do is the same as for every other Wings get-together.

    Define the date (Saturdays are better, from a work point of view) and the time (usually 7pm onwards), spread the word on social media, be there to receive guests, and enjoy the night.

    Hope that helps…

    8=)

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  240. Brian Doonthetoon says:

    Hi Wuffing Dug.

    And, of course, the venue.

    8=)

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  241. Paula Rose says:

    Not the only band I met that realised they were not up for the big time.

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  242. Paula Rose says:

    (being very carful about spelling tonight)

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  243. CameronB Brodie says:

    This one going out to BBC Labour in Scotland and associated commentariat. Beware of monsters from the Id.

    The Centuries – 4th Dimension
    link to youtube.com

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  244. Wuffing Dug says:

    @All for W.O. Aberdeen

    Richt,

    Just off the phone to Blackfriars it’s looking good – can even get us tables if anybody peckish on the night, they are even clear of bookings next couple of weeks (ATM).

    Saturday nights do get busy in there though.

    How does Sat 21st sound? 7pm?
    Once it’s sounded out on here will get back to them.

    @BDTT
    Does that mean ah huv tae go on Facebook?
    Have been resisting up till now but local SNP group are twisting my arm as that’s their main means of information sharing.

    My dugs have their own Twitter account though….
    Their owner is known to make an appearance on it here and there :).

    Reply
  245. Brian Doonthetoon says:

    Hi Wuffing Dug.

    There are others on Facebook who can spread the word, if you don’t want to dip your toe into the Facebook water.

    However, the 21st (November?) is a tad short notice. Me and Pete already have a potential ‘nicht oot’ that night. In the past, the minimum notice has usually been around 6 weeks, to allow peeps to plan.

    Maybe sometime December would work? Give people time to plan AND create a ‘Wings Over Christmas’ party?

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  246. Wuffing Dug says:

    @BDtt

    Already had a discussion with Blackfriars about December, it’s going to get tight then with other peoples Christmas bookings.

    Bit of ‘mission creep’ here – it’s gone from a meet up to a Christmas party already!

    The dugs and me have joined facebook noo so we can talk to our local SNP branch.

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  247. Ronnie says:

    @ Wuffing Dug

    As before, I’d be up for 21st.

    Only went on Facebook during Yes campaign for dates, places and times of meetings and stalls.

    Now deactivated.

    If there’s a push for a later date, we could have a ‘dry’ run?

    Badjee lookin’ fur a good home…

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  248. Brian Doonthetoon says:

    Hi Wuffing Dug.

    Have you thought about Wetherspoon? Glasgow has had a number (4?) of get-togethers in The Counting house; Dundee has had one, in Jolly’s in Broughty Ferry, as has Edinburgh, in the Alexander Graham Bell, in September.

    All we do is gradually take over a corner of the pub…

    I see, from Google, that Aberdeen has a couple of centrally located Wetherspoons…

    link to jdwetherspoon.com

    link to jdwetherspoon.com

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  249. Ronnie says:

    @ BDTT

    The Archibald Simpson is just across the road from the Blackfriars.

    We could dae baith!

    Reply
  250. Michael McCabe says:

    A wee Duet. link to youtube.com

    Reply
  251. Paula Rose says:

    Another party to clear up after – girls we need to gather.

    Reply
  252. cearc says:

    – or ruffle?

    Reply
  253. Finlay says:

    Anyone heard from Nana Smith recently? Her input is missed!

    Reply
  254. Wuffing Dug says:

    @Bdtt & Ronnie

    I’m up for that, would save hassle, been in the Justice Mill but not in Archibald’s. Justice Mill is big enough, think Archie’s would be too.

    Either would be fine I think – I’ve got a couple of work nights out in December so will check dates.

    @Ronnie
    Aye, baith sounds good to me!
    Am still up for a ‘pilot’ run – nice one.

    That badge will have a good home here if you are willing to part with it, very much appreciated BTW.

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  255. X_Sticks says:

    @Finlay

    Nana’s been posting loads of links on the main threads.

    @Ronnie

    So it’s gone fae I dinna get oot much to LETS GO FOR A PUB CRAWL in aboot 3 posts 😉

    If I can make it I will *of course* be up for some beers in Aberdeen 😀

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  256. Paula Rose says:

    Definitely not wearing heels to Aberdeen.

    Reply
  257. Brian Doonthetoon says:

    Hi Ronnie.

    ‘The Archibald Simpson’ sounds like the germ of a plan. Peeps could go out for a fag and then nip into the other pub to see what the crack is.

    Aberdeen could, possibly, host the first two venue Wings get-together…

    How decadent!

    Reply
  258. Paula Rose says:

    I like the sound of Aberdecadent.

    Reply
  259. Ronnie says:

    Sorry, Paula, but I’m here now.

    Reply
  260. Ronnie says:

    @ X-Sticks

    Ah, you know me too well.

    (Hides light under a bushel, etc.)

    But ‘crawl’ – wi my knees?

    Na, l’ll need a taxi – baith wyes.

    But I’ve always fancied participating in a ‘duet’.

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  261. john king says:

    Ive got to say the story about being detained at an airport due to non payment of the tv licence has put the wind up me, since we’re off on holiday for my birthday to get away from the fact the same day should have been Scotlands independence day, 🙁

    Anyone know if there’s any truth in that story?

    Reply
  262. Chic McGregor says:

    The crossword page for digital readers is clueless again.

    Same solution as before, download a pdf of the page, ctrl + to zoom in, use Snip to capture and fill in as per usual.

    Reply
  263. Thepnr says:

    @john king

    Sounds like shite John. Unless there is a warrant out for non payment after a failure to turn up in court. Did you ignore a summons? If not forget it, you have not broken any law.

    So wouldn’t worry, make sure though that you have informed the license people that you have cancelled yours, not just stopped paying else you could get visitors or a (slight) possibility of a summons.

    After cancelling directly with them I got an email saying they would not be in touch again for two years.

    Enjoy your holiday, you’ll be fine.

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  264. Chic McGregor says:

    At least it has stopped raining during the day in Kirrie – it’s snowing now.

    Last night walking the dog, yet again clear star filled skys, that has happened every night for 8 days with cloud and rain during daylight ours.

    Beyond weird now.

    Reply
  265. Ronnie says:

    Question:

    Is Abigail really a storm – or just ‘a big gale’?

    Reply
  266. CameronB Brodie says:

    This one going out to Dishface, who also appears to be a fan of extra-judicial murder. Even the Nazis got a trial you psychotic fucker.

    Nanine – Souie baby souie
    link to youtube.com

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  267. Wuffing Dug says:

    @Ronnie et al

    Still up for Sat 21st?

    * bump *

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  268. Ronnie says:

    @ Wuffing Dog.

    Yup!

    Blackfriars, circa 7 pm?

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  269. Wuffing Dug says:

    @Ronnie,

    Nice One 🙂

    Reply
  270. CameronB Brodie says:

    About time the north got involved. 😉

    Jimmy Dee & his Universals – IF IT WASN’T FOR PRIDE
    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  271. Paula Rose says:

    My opening track of the night – listen Labour stalwarts…

    link to youtube.com

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  272. Kelpie says:

    This week too much sci-fi watching and not enough sleep…

    What I heard the crowd at Wembley chanting today was ‘Maud’Dib, Maud’Dib, Maud’Dib’!

    Reply
  273. Ian Brotherhood says:

    The ‘Godzilla’ Song…

    Automatic, ‘What’s That Coming Over The Hill?’ –

    link to youtube.com

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  274. CameronB Brodie says:

    Hope you don’t mind Paula, here’s one from Allen’s ‘backing band’.

    The Meters – Ain’t No Use
    link to youtube.com

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  275. Thepnr says:

    @Paula Rose

    Continuing your theme of down, here are Status Quo with their only number one from 1975.

    The video though is 38 years later, still the same as 75 lol.

    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  276. Thepnr says:

    Here’s another “downer” though it lifts me.

    Johnny Cash – I Won’t Back Down
    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  277. Paula Rose says:

    Can’t get lower than this Babes – the Labour Street blues

    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  278. Paula Rose says:

    Thepnr Honey – that is always on my mind now whenever I think of you.

    Reply
  279. Thepnr says:

    Just watch this, you won’t regret it. Promise.

    link to youtube.com

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  280. Paula Rose says:

    *looks at Thepnr. flutters eyelids, swoons*

    Reply
  281. Ian Brotherhood says:

    *Sees Paula Rose swooning at Thepnr. finishes can of Special Brew. passes out.*

    Reply
  282. CameronB Brodie says:

    Here’s one for you Thepnr.

    Mac Rebennack – Mac’s Boogie
    link to youtube.com

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  283. CameronB Brodie says:

    And here’s one for all the Mod hipsters.

    Mac Rebennack – The Point
    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  284. Paula Rose says:

    Oh no! Ian Honey! *rushes to rescue*

    Reply
  285. Thepnr says:

    @CameronB Brodie

    Thanks for that my friend. That was extraordinary, I’m a naff. not interested in classical music or jazz. Bur hey!

    I think you may just have changed my mind, never heard piano playing like that ever. I listened all the way through and think right now I’ll go and listen again.

    Cheers CBB

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  286. Ian Brotherhood says:

    *hears Paula Rose’s heels clattering louder. bolts into garden. hides behind hydrangea. finds forgotten plank of Lambrini.*

    Reply
  287. Paula Rose says:

    CBB it is mwoah!

    Reply
  288. Thepnr says:

    Haha Ian I can just picture that, mind boggling!

    OK I’ve calmed down, here’s a wee song from the Quo I played once before, Much, much better than that last one.

    Do you remember this? If so you must be and cnut lol,

    link to youtube.com

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  289. CameronB Brodie says:

    Aw shucks.

    Reply
  290. Ian Brotherhood says:

    @CameronB Brodie –

    I never ever got used to not-calling you CamB.

    What about this CBB then?

    You okay with that?

    PR seems quite enamoured of it, and you know what she’s like…

    <': (Is that a 'confused' smiley?…I'll hit 'submit' and see how it works out…)

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  291. Paula Rose says:

    *nonchalantly puts on a disc – ignores tussle – returns to dishes*

    link to youtube.com

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  292. cearc says:

    Whoah, quite a party in here tonight.

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  293. Patrician says:

    @Ian try this:

    😕

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  294. Thepnr says:

    @CameronB Brodie

    Well I did go and listen again. Amazing. Ta.

    Reply
  295. Paula Rose says:

    Cearc honey how lovely to see you – big hug – I heard your voice from out there!

    Reply
  296. CameronB Brodie says:

    Ian Brotherhood
    Whatever is easy, I’m not fussed. I just added the B to Cameron, so I didn’t think folk were slagging me when they were slagging Dave. Paranoid perhaps but then you asked for folk to disclose their identity. So whatever, so long as you don’t start calling me Ron. 🙂

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  297. Michael McCabe says:

    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  298. Thepnr says:

    @Paula Rose

    Hey! Are you at the wind up 🙂

    Reply
  299. Thepnr says:

    @CameronB Brodie

    This is just for you buddy.

    link to youtube.com

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  300. CameronB Brodie says:

    Ha ha. Suppose I asked for that. 😉

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  301. Ian Brotherhood says:

    @Patrician (11.53) –

    Yes.

    Thank you.

    That’s precisely what I’m after.

    And how, pray tell, am I supposed to do that?

    :::(

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  302. Patrician says:

    ❓

    😯

    😆

    💡 follow the link at the bottom of the page but not this one ➡

    Reply
  303. Ian Brotherhood says:

    @Patrician –

    No-one likes a smart-arse, but that was good!

    🙂

    Reply
  304. Patrician says:

    link to youtube.com

    Trying, I can never get youtube links to work.

    Reply
  305. Thepnr says:

    @Patrician

    I know I’m a dolt, Ian worked it out but he compiles crosswords and stuff.

    I’m lost so please help me out.

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  306. Thepnr says:

    @Patrician

    Nice choice for a song.

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  307. Patrician says:

    @Thepnr

    Go to Quarantine and scroll up the page. All will be revealed.

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  308. john king says:

    Thepnr @8.57 12/11

    I had a feeling it was nonsense but the prospect of being hauled out of the queue to board,
    like some war movie filled me with the heebie jeebies
    Kinda like this.
    link to youtube.com, 🙁

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  309. Cadogan Enright says:

    @Ian Brotherhood 13 November, 2015 11:25pm

    Hoping to catch your eye when you’re hereabouts.

    Would you be interested in attending a ‘Friends of WOS’ seminar somewhere in central Scotland, if one is organised, say Easter-ish next year?

    my Facebook is Councillor Cadogan Enright and my email is cadogan@enright.ie

    If I was to go then I would need to plan well ahead to clear space in diary and minimise costs.

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  310. Swami Backverandah says:

    Not sure if the link will work, but on a sad and difficult day, this brought a smile.

    Whose kid is this?

    link to imgur.com

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  311. AuldA says:

    If some still remember me, I just wanted to check in and say I’m fine.
    Maybe I should show up more often, and not just on such occasions.

    Reply
  312. Paula Rose says:

    Darling! kisses and strokes!

    Reply
  313. Brian Doonthetoon says:

    Hi AuldA.

    I’m sure I was asking about you at least a month ago; if not on an actual Wings page, then in my mind.

    Get back in here!

    I don’t speak French so all I will offer for the moments is this from Monsieur Google…

    Écosse/Francais – Vive l’alliance la plus ancienne!

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  314. Brian Doonthetoon says:

    moments = moment.

    8=)

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  315. AilB says:

    for Glesga Keelie

    Good ideas for a list of Scottish Products.
    But – Thorn needles for 78’s where find?

    Reply
  316. AuldA says:

    @Paula: how could I ever turn down your cuddles? 🙂 Paula you’re definitely the sweetest Scottish lass I ever “met”.

    @Brian: thanks for your kind words. I feel like having my tail between my legs for going away without any real motive. I failed you (I mean, the WOS people) and I’m really sorry for that because you’re all nice. On the brighter side, I took the opportunity of these months off to polish my English. I hope you’ll notice the difference!

    Reply
  317. Brian Doonthetoon says:

    Hi AuldA.

    Aye, like yir English wiz bowfin’ afore, iye? We’ll just have to work on your various Scottish dialects now.

    Y’ken?

    8=)

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  318. AuldA says:

    @Brian: aye sir! Just learnt the word ‘divot’ which, if I reckon correctly, means ‘turf’.
    Something that grows over your braes and in the swards round your crofts. 😉

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  319. Brian Doonthetoon says:

    Hi AuldA.

    A’divot’ is that which has to be placed back in situ, after swinging your #9 iron a tad too deeply, or after you have created a depression for your rugby ball, prior to kicking it.

    It does, indeed, consist of turf, but has been detached from the greater whole. Etiquette requires that the divot be put back, from whence it came.

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  320. AuldA says:

    @Brian. Yeah I got it was a golf term, and had to do with the mangling of the fairway/green. However, my dictionary misled me into thinking the word derived from a Scottish ancestor meaning ‘wet turf’. Soggy & sodden sod, so to say.

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  321. cearc says:

    I’ve also heard of peat pieces (for burning) referred to as divots.

    Reply
  322. Ian Brotherhood says:

    Welcome back AuldA…kick yer shoes off, have a wee seat and pour yourself a generous dram – you’ve plenty of catching-up to do by the sounds of it. (And we want to know where you’ve been and what you’ve been up to…)

    😉

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  323. Ian Brotherhood says:

    Jimi Hendrix, ‘The Star Spangled Banner’ (Woodstock, 1969) –

    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  324. Thepnr says:

    Hey AuldA you have been missed. Glad to have you back and glad to see you announcing your return here on Off Topic.

    I hope you will stick around for a while, voices such as yours are needed more than ever. Anyway, nice to hear from you again.

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  325. Thepnr says:

    @cearc

    There was peat in the fields behind Easterhouse, My Uncles Alex and Billy used to dig it up and sell it around the scheme.

    They were called divots.

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  326. kendomacaroobar says:

    @ AiIB re 78 needles. check out these guys link to windupgram.co.uk

    Reply
  327. cearc says:

    I wasn’t sure how widespread that use of divot was as one also hears just peats or turfs but I tend to say divots.

    Not so many people bother with such a hard task for their fuel these days so it is rarely mentioned at all!

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  328. Brian Doonthetoon says:

    Hi AuldA.

    Before I leave the web, to prepare my self/Lidl Jalfrezi…

    The difference between ‘aye’ and ‘iye’.

    ‘Aye’, is usually taken as an affirmative grunt. As in this interchange.

    “It’s fell windy the day, iye?”

    “Aye.”

    Now, the “aye” can be taken as meaning “Yes”, or “I agree”.

    However, when you look at “iye” (which seems to be a uniquely Dundee utterance, although I stand to be corrected), it is pronounced differently and has a different meaning. “Aye” rhymes with the “i” sound in “eye” (the optical apparatus), or “high”; however, “iye” rhymes with the “i” sound in “tight”, or “right”, or “$hite” and has a different meaning.

    It is usually uttered as meaning “don’t you agree?”, or “Isn’t that so?” In Dundee, it (‘iye’) can be replaced by “ken?”

    Isn’t language wonderful?

    8=)

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  329. Thepnr says:

    @Brian Doonthetoon

    iye! LOL

    Reply
  330. Paula Rose says:

    Is that iye as in “quite”?

    Reply
  331. Michael McCabe says:

    Is that iye as in this

    Reply
  332. Brian Doonthetoon says:

    Aye, Paula Rose.

    “$hite” rhymes with “quite”, iye?

    8=)

    Reply
  333. Paula Rose says:

    Just like old times *settles back*

    Reply
  334. Brian Doonthetoon says:

    Now, Mr McCabe, you are comin’ the çün†, uryi no’?

    Come to the front of the class and hud yir wheesht!

    8=)

    Reply
  335. Brian Doonthetoon says:

    My self/Lidl Jalfrezi now needs its second bout in the microwave, with rhe added creamed coconut and coriander leaves and I have to fry my nan in butter. The samosas, bhajis and pakoras, in the oven, should be ready, so, I think that’s me for tonight.

    Catch yiz all anon.

    8=)

    Reply
  336. Ronnie says:

    @ BDTT, et al, (faivver he is)

    I’ve iye taen ‘iye’ tae mean always, and ‘aye’ tae mean ‘yes’.

    Subtle difference.

    Ony agreement?

    Onywye, is there ony mair cummin tae The Aul Blackfriars, Aiberdeen, on 21 November?

    Reply
  337. Ronnie says:

    As an aid to my pronunciation, I say ‘iye’ as in ‘ile’ (North Sea, caster or enjin).

    And ‘aye’ as in…

    ‘I’.

    Reply
  338. Paula Rose says:

    AuldA – there is a certain amount of naughtiness going on here.

    Reply
  339. AuldA says:

    @All: thanks for your warm welcome!

    @Paula: I said aye and lo! They’re all n‘aye’t-picking!

    Reply
  340. CameronB Brodie says:

    Here’s some music to dig too, for the BBC in Scotland. You’re doing a braw job. 😉

    The Shotgun Express – Curtains
    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  341. Quinie frae Angus says:

    Hi all

    I would have loved a Wings night out in the Granite City but unfortunately I am already double-booked that night.

    Hope I can make the next one.

    Reply
  342. Brian Doonthetoon says:

    Hi Aberdeen peeps.

    I think you’ve sprung this on us at too short notice, as I think I suggested a week or so ago.

    Pete and I already have a function in place next Saturday in Dundee.

    Why not have a wee Aberdeen Wings conflab, next week, to organise a BIG ‘Wings Over Aberdeen’ for the end of January / start of February?

    As I typed before, the Wings get-togethers are usually set up around 6 weeks before the event, to allow peeps to clear their diaries.

    Give us enough notice and we’ll be there!

    8=)

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  343. cearc says:

    i doubt that i will make it to Aberdeen.

    As I no longer have handy family there it would be an hotel job and I had already rather set my heart on an hydraulic log splitter this month.

    Need a bit more notice really.

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  344. X_Sticks says:

    I’d suggest we postpone an Aberdeen get-together until after Xmas as it looks like there would be just three of us able to make it.

    Much as I really like you guys I’d rather wait until more of the mob can make it. It is an expensive night for me as I have to taxi in and out of town if I’m drinking.

    As Brian suggests maybe around the end of Jan or beginning of Feb. It’s usually a quiet time so would give us something to look forward to.

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  345. Proud Cybernat says:

    Here’s a much shorter version of the 2015 B4FTA (Before & After) Awards.

    The video is also much snappier and punchier with no annoying commentary from me. I think this version is a lot better so please share.

    link to tinyurl.com

    The batte for Indy Ref2 has already begun. There are loads of wavering NO voters, devo-max voters who need educated about how London Gvernments operate. This wee video is all part of that on-going education. We have probably 5 or 6 years so let’s use that time constructively. It won’t happen overnight, of course, but if these videos can win over some voters then it all helps.

    Please help spread the new link (above) far ‘n’ wide.

    Reply
  346. Proud Cybernat says:

    O/T

    Helps if I actually post the correct video link:

    link to tinyurl.com

    Please share.

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  347. Wuffing Dug says:

    @X Sticks & BDTT

    Was thinking the same thing….

    Would help to chase away the January blues :).
    Will def be there on Sat night though.

    Aff tae sort oot mah avatar, need tae ditch the ‘minecraft’ look.

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  348. Thepnr says:

    @Wuffing Dug

    Good luck with the change of avatar. A wee song for you and all those that have yet to learn that Scotland is a nation.

    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  349. Wuffing Dug says:

    @Thepnr

    Cheers

    See Gravatar is meant to align your image across multiple sites, don’t want that.

    Might huv tae stick wi’ the blocks.

    Reply
  350. Paula Rose says:

    Calling all Wingers Wuffing Dog needs nerd advice – don’t worry Dear they’ll be along in a minute, here have a cup of tea.

    Reply
  351. Michael McCabe says:

    Hope this link works. Somebody put this up on twitter. Labours big day out. link to youtube.com

    Reply
  352. Thepnr says:

    @Michael McCabe

    That’s aah we need, mere litter on the streets.

    Reply
  353. Brian Doonthetoon says:

    Hi Ronnie & Wuffing Dog.

    As I typed, there are two routes – we do the well travelled ‘take over a corner of Wetherspoon’s’ or, the other route, like the Clyde Bar (Helensburgh) or Invergowrie Inn (Dundee), where we find a YES friendly bar with a function suite, where we can have the pro-indy videos and facilities for ‘turns’ (like Yew Choob and Cactus/Dixie at Helensburgh).

    It’s up to the local organiser(s). But remember – you should NOT have to pay for a function room if you’re putting bums on seats in a pub.

    Give Wingers enough notice and you could be looking at 40-60 bums on seats for ‘Wings Over Aberdeen’. People need to organise their leisure time… timely…

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  354. Paula Rose says:

    BDTT Dear – he wants to know about gravie things, please read the message.

    Reply
  355. Brian Doonthetoon says:

    Hi Paula Rose.

    Since when were you the ‘off-topic’ police?

    Wie them heels? I think not…

    8=)

    Reply
  356. Paula Rose says:

    *polishes truncheon, sips tea, awaits moment… *

    Reply
  357. Brian Doonthetoon says:

    Hi Paula Rose.

    Truncheon? At least you’re not threatening me with the crotchless balaclava.

    I couldn’t go through that again…

    Reply
  358. Paula Rose says:

    *sighs*

    Reply
  359. AuldA says:

    @Paula:
    It’s “poliCes truncheon”
    Prepares her escutcheon
    Slouches against a stanchion
    Looking at the puncheon.

    Reply
  360. Michael McCabe says:

    HELP Has anyone got a link for the first series of Outlander ? Cheers in Anticipation. Here is a old Song for Peter. link to youtube.com

    Reply
  361. Thepnr says:

    @Michael McCabe

    Here’s a link, can’t possibly imagine what you need it for.

    link to watch-tvseries.net

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  362. Ronnie says:

    @ Wuffing Dug

    You’ll need to be carrying a copy of The National, and say ‘You’re Ronnie (the good-lookin’ one) and I claim my Wings badge’.

    Reply
  363. X_Sticks says:

    @Paula

    Is that the ‘electronic’ truncheon?

    Reply
  364. Paula Rose says:

    No dear – don’t be naughty you know that is for special duties.

    Have you seen this…

    link to tinyurl.com

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  365. @Michael McCabe

    If the Thepnr link doesn’t work try

    link to couchtuner.la

    Reply
  366. AuldA says:

    @Paula:
    An electronic truncheon.
    That’s a tazzercheon?

    Reply
  367. Thepnr says:

    @cynicalHighlander

    Mine works fine, try it. Then try the link you left, believe me I know you were helping out so not having a dig.

    For me at least the link you provided gives an advert that lasts minutes and it is so bad I wouldn’t want to listen to then end.

    Go try it 🙂

    Reply
  368. Thepnr says:

    That last song I put on was great in representing the 80’s it was poor in representing reality. Here’e the lead singer talking 25 Years later. My point though is just the same.

    Everybody must learn sometime.

    link to youtube.com

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  369. @Thepnr

    That’s interesting as different sites seem to work differently to different people as I don’t get any adverts with Couchtuner yet your link wanted me to register with them before viewing. I wasn’t trying to be awkward just giving another link to the Outlander series for those with similar issues..

    Reply
  370. Brian Doonthetoon says:

    Well, at least, Ronnie will get acquainted with Wuffing Dug next week. I wonder if Tartan Tory will take a wee ride up?

    Two/three heads are greater than one. Looking forward to your organisation of ‘Wings Over Aberdeen’ early next year.

    Reply
  371. Brian Doonthetoon says:

    ‘watchoutlander.com’, the site I downloaded all the first series from, seems to have been obliterated.

    So thanks for the other links, in advance of series 2.

    Reply
  372. Wuffing Dug says:

    @Ronnie

    Tell you what, I’ll have an Iscot magazine on me – October’s has been read cover to cover and is ready for ‘distribution’.
    Or you could nab it if your not a subscriber.

    If I don’t spot you I’ll just ask one of the patrons, ‘have you seen that rakish Ronnie’ – he’s got a badge fur me 😉

    I’ll be the wan rockin the Bruce Willis look.

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  373. Thepnr says:

    @cynicalHighlander

    Hey I know that, all our computers are different. I use Adblock Plus so mine will react differently from yours dependent on what site we vist.

    I’m sure now though that between the two of us we have found Michael what he needs.

    All the best CH.

    Reply
  374. Ronnie says:

    @ Wuffing Dug.

    I’ll be the wan wi the Zimmer.

    I reckon the lovely Carol trumps your Bruce.

    Reply
  375. Ronnie says:

    Oh… and the hair, btw.

    Reply
  376. Michael McCabe says:

    @ Thepnr and cynicalhighlander The link was for my pal Lynn who is a W O S Lurker to shy to Comment. She is Chuffed with the links and told me to post this song for you Both. link to youtube.com

    Reply
  377. Paula Rose says:

    *waves at Lynn and blows a kiss*

    Reply
  378. Thepnr says:

    Here’s one for Lynn, you Michael and cynicalHighlander. xxx

    link to youtube.com

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  379. Thepnr says:

    Right! That’s enough of that.

    Here’s what I really meant to play for you Michael and Lynn.
    Lots of love and kisses 🙂 You’ll like this,

    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  380. Michael McCabe says:

    Cheers For that Thepnr. that song takes me back to my youth. Here is a song for you. This will be. link to youtube.com

    Reply
  381. Brian Doonthetoon says:

    Here’s the ONE pic I took at Wings Over Edinburgh. A blatant lurker!

    link to imgur.com

    Reply
  382. Thepnr says:

    @Brian Doonthetoon

    I hope Lynn forgives you and I hope anyone appearing in the following pics from WOS Edinburgh forgives me too.

    link to s804.photobucket.com

    Reply
  383. Wuffing Dug says:

    @Ronnie

    Just looked up Carol Willis on Google.

    Take it we are talking Playboy model here – have similar tastes when it comes to the ladies – bravo! 🙂

    She was only 21 when she died, Jesus.

    Reply
  384. Ronnie says:

    @ Wuffing Dug,

    Cover of Nov iScot.

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  385. Wuffing Dug says:

    Wee bit less racy…. 🙂

    Reply
  386. Thepnr says:

    As if we need to be reminded, but I’ll remind you anyway 🙂

    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  387. Ian Brotherhood says:

    This was on the radio earlier.

    Some eighties cool catchy stuff!

    Roachford, ‘Cuddly Toy’ –

    link to youtube.com

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  388. Ian Brotherhood says:

    Good.

    As planned, Roachford has cleared the room.

    Now I can put on this cheerful ditty, which, nowadays, I imagine to be about IDS and his gangsters…

    Radiohead, ‘We Suck Young Blood’ (Live)

    link to youtube.com

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  389. Michael McCabe says:

    This ones for my Brother. link to youtube.com

    Reply
  390. Wuffing Dug says:

    2nd attempt;

    Used to get my old BMW fixed roon the corner from where he was born.

    Just recently started listening to his stuff.
    Latent memories from years past….

    Night hawks.

    //www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vTnff0pkgs

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  391. cearc says:

    Excellent, Ian!

    Reply
  392. Ian Brotherhood says:

    Just discovered this wee gem.

    Arabesque, ‘Friday Night’ –

    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  393. CameronB Brodie says:

    FUCK the warmongers!

    Asian Dub Foundation – Take Back The Power
    link to youtube.com

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  394. CameronB Brodie says:

    This one going out to DT. 🙂

    Asian Dub Foundation – Burning Fence
    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  395. CameronB Brodie says:

    How are the markets responding to all this slavering war rhetoric?

    Jackie Mittoo – Wall Street
    link to youtube.com

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  396. CameronB Brodie says:

    De-Phazz – Nightmare
    link to youtube.com

    And I’m not describing PTSD.

    The 97-page report by the Nobel Peace Prize-winning doctors’ group is the first to tally up the total number of civilian casualties from US-led counter-terrorism interventions in Iraq, Afghanistan and Pakistan.

    The PSR report is authored by an interdisciplinary team of leading public health experts, including Dr. Robert Gould, director of health professional outreach and education at the University of California San Francisco Medical Center, and Professor Tim Takaro of the Faculty of Health Sciences at Simon Fraser University.

    Yet it has been almost completely blacked out by the English-language media, despite being the first effort by a world-leading public health organisation to produce a scientifically robust calculation of the number of people killed by the US-UK-led “war on terror”.

    link to middleeasteye.net

    Reply
  397. Wuffing Dug says:

    @Ronnie

    You still up for braving the cauld the night?

    Anybody else?

    * bump * * bump *

    Reply
  398. Stoker says:

    Chris Curtis – Aggravation
    link to youtube.com

    OR

    The Searchers – Aggravation
    link to youtube.com

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  399. Stoker says:

    RIP Jonah Lomu – A giant and a gentleman – Thanks for the memories.

    Jonah Lomu – The Legend – Tribute
    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  400. Ian Brotherhood says:

    @Stoker –

    Great link. Cheers. 🙁 and 🙂

    Reply
  401. Ian Brotherhood says:

    I’d forgotten Tina Charles was such a powerful wee chanter.

    Tina Charles/5000 Volts, ‘I’m On Fire’ –

    link to youtube.com

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  402. Ian Brotherhood says:

    Pure memory-lane stuff.

    Great wee video – they look as if they’re really enjoying themselves.

    Chris Norman & Suzi Quatro, ‘Stumblin’ In’ –

    link to youtube.com

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  403. Ian Brotherhood says:

    Never realised how much Tommy Cooper ‘borrowed’ from Chic Murray, but it’s very obvious in this collection of jokes. Still great right enough, but the ‘landlady’ gag at 16 mins is definitely Chic M material.

    Tommy Cooper Jokes –

    link to youtube.com

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  404. Brian Doonthetoon says:

    Hi Ian B.

    You stimulated my investigative gland with your “I’m On Fire” link.

    I remember seeing 5000 Volts doing that on Top Of The Pops – with a blonde singer! I never knew that it was Tina Charles doing the vocals. The miming vocalist on TOTP was Luan Peters.

    link to youtube.com

    Luan Peters had been a singer since the 60s but was known more as an actress:

    “Peters is known for her appearances in Hammer horror films of the 1970s such as Lust for a Vampire and Twins of Evil. Other film credits include Man of Violence, Freelance, Not Tonight Darling, The Flesh and Blood Show, Vampira, Land of the Minotaur, The Wildcats of St Trinian’s and Pacific Banana.”

    “She was also active on television in series such as: Z-Cars, Public Eye, Doctor Who (in the serials Frontier in Space and The Macra Terror), Target, The Professionals and the Fawlty Towers episode The Psychiatrist playing Raylene Miles, an Australian tourist.
    Her last known television role was in an episode in The Bill in 1990. In 2005 she was interviewed for the documentary Fawlty Towers Revisited.”

    The emboldened info is from:-

    link to en.wikipedia.org

    Interesting thing is, although, in the UK, Tina Charles’ contribution was kept undercover, she seems to have performed with 5000 Volts on the continent, hence your video.

    “5000 Volts is the name of a British disco recording act that achieved success throughout Europe during the 1970s. The group consisted of vocalists Tina Charles and Martin Jay, with a changing group of session musicians.”

    (The above info from the 5000 volts Wikipedia page.)

    Tina Charles left the band and launched her solo career in 1976 with “I Love To Love”.

    link to youtube.com

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  405. Brian Doonthetoon says:

    Onnyhoo, Ian B.

    You’re to blame for the fact that looking into the mid 70s reminded me of the piece of cinematic nonsense that was “Never Too Young To Rock”.

    The title song was released as a single by Scott Fitzgerald, who had a hit with Yvonne Keeley with “Words”, a few years later. “Words” used the melody from Saint-Saen’s Symphony No.3 in C minor (Symphony with organ), as used, most famously, in the film “Babe”.

    link to youtube.com

    Onnyhoo, to get back to “Never Too Young To Rock”. This film featured most of the big ‘glam’ bands from the early/mid 70s, wrapped up in a ridiculous plot. Bands featured included Mud, The Rubettes, Glitter Band (no Gary), Bob Kerr’s Whoopee Band and our own Slik, performing “The Boogiest Band In Town”. (Dig the cool Midge Ure, in the double-breasted suit.)

    link to youtube.com

    Here’s the finale from the film, featuring the assembled company performing “Never Too Young To Rock”. Spot the different bands making up what is probably the biggest ‘rock’ band ever seen, including what looks like five drum kits!

    link to youtube.com

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  406. Ian Brotherhood says:

    @BDTT –

    Soo-perb.

    As it happens, I did recognise the tune, but I’ve never ever seen any of the movie – tbh, I didn’t even know it existed.

    The canned screaming is fantastic. I wonder why Gazza Glitter didn’t appear? Too big an ego for the others to handle perhaps? Anyway, it’s a great bit of footage. Not sure if I’d sit through the whole thing right enough.

    But who’s grumbling? It’s all good.

    Hoots mon!

    Reply
  407. Brian Doonthetoon says:

    Hi Ian B.

    The Glitter Band, in addition to being GG’s backing band, had their own string of hits. (I’ll give you a couple of links at the bottom.)

    They were a decent band – a brass section and TWO drummers. I liked ’em.

    link to youtube.com

    They’re still on the go. Here they are Oldham, earlier this year, showcasing the drummist.

    link to youtube.com

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  408. Brian Doonthetoon says:

    Further on Scott Fitzgerald…

    He never really had a first division solo career but popped up now and again.

    Here he is fronting “The Congregation” in 1971; “Softly Whispering I Love You”.

    link to youtube.com

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  409. CameronB Brodie says:

    I told you these guys were like André Rieu, sort of. 🙂

    Asian Dub Foundation – Truth Hides
    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  410. CameronB Brodie says:

    Here’s one to celebrate the recent management tie-up between BAE and the BBC.

    Circle Jerks – Making the Bombs
    link to youtube.com

    Iraq’s Minister of Human Rights, Wijdan Mikhail Salim, reportedly told the Assabah newspaper that the lawsuit will be based on reports from the Iraqi
    ministries of science and the environment. These reports allege that the U.S. and the U.K. used nearly 2,000 tons of depleted uranium bombs during the early years of the the Iraq war.

    link to gulfwarvets.com

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  411. CameronB Brodie says:

    Sorry for leaving things on a downer.

    I find it helps if you’re a weirdo. 😉

    The Weirdos – Break On Through
    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  412. AuldA says:

    Did you ever see Scottish dancers performing in an Austrian decor on a French music?
    (Warning: short & classical)
    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  413. CameronB Brodie says:

    Ronnie, all that jaw, jaw exercise is called the Bla, Bla, Bla, Cha Cha Cha. 😉

    Titus Turner – Bla, Bla, Bla, Cha Cha Cha (part 1)
    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  414. CameronB Brodie says:

    Sorry AuldA, I didn’t mean to talk over you. I posted before refreshing and wasn’t aware you were there.

    Reply
  415. CameronB Brodie says:

    Morning. The situation in the middle-east must highlight how golden the opportunity spurned. Not simply to shape a post-colonial future for ourselves, but to have the opportunity to do so without bloodshed.

    Change isn’t always voluntary.

    Una Mae Carlisle – There’ll Be Some Changes Made
    link to youtube.com

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  416. AuldA says:

    @CameronB Brodie: No offense taken. With the current temperatures, I understand you hesitate to refresh your browser. Keep it warm and snug.

    Reply
  417. Thepnr says:

    Had enough of politics for one day, I’ll leave this before hitting the sack.

    link to youtube.com

    If you do watch that, then watch the reply to an attempted smear.

    link to youtube.com

    Heard it all before LOL.

    Reply
  418. Brian Doonthetoon says:

    Hi Thepnr.

    If you have a liking for 50s rock & roll / doo-wop / ballads, you’ll probably appreciate this:-

    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  419. Ian Brotherhood says:

    Earlier tonight, going out the door en route to the local Morrison’s for some cans and a rummage in the bargain bin, this song popped into me heid. Haven’t heard it for god only knows how long but I could recall the chorus.

    Halfway round the Morrison’s, wandering aimlessly, it came on the in-store piped sounds.

    What’s that all about?

    Clout, ‘Substitute’ –

    link to youtube.com

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  420. Ian Brotherhood says:

    Having applied some lateral thinking to the question I posed above, have come to the conclusion that the tune was probably already in my heid after subconsciously registering it the last time I was in Morrison’s for some cans.

    Which was last evening. 🙂

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  421. Brian Doonthetoon says:

    Hi Ian B.

    The lead singer in Clout had a great voice.
    Not a lot of people know this but Clout released the first single version of this song (after Russ Ballard’s original), a year before Rainbow.

    link to youtube.com

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  422. Brian Doonthetoon says:

    Here’s the original…

    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  423. Ian Brotherhood says:

    @BDTT –

    🙂

    Reply
  424. john king says:

    Jings,
    Whit did Rikki ken?
    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  425. Patrician says:

    link to theregister.co.uk for a laugh and to see who the real cyber terrorists are. Worth reading the comments too.

    Warning: may contain nuts (and squirrels)

    Reply
  426. Ian Brotherhood says:

    Where’s Paula Rose?

    That’s a full week with nothing to say or play on O/T?

    Reply
  427. Patrician says:

    @IanB

    PR is on active on twitter, no doubt ahe will be back soon enough.

    Reply
  428. cearc says:

    Maybe she’s got a zit and doesn’t want us to see?

    Reply
  429. CameronB Brodie says:

    A zit? Gawd. Just let me get my devices. 😉

    Chromatics – Looking for Love
    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  430. AuldA says:

    A zit?
    A zit file?
    Paula.zit

    Reply
  431. Paula Rose says:

    Darlings you missed me!

    Zuch
    Interesting
    Times!

    Thought I’d go back in time to the very first Off-topic page (took me ages to work out how to do that quickly) anyway – I was hooked, read the lot, listened and watched everything and took copious notes.

    I now think I know you better than I know myself – which means that you’re probably all through with me.

    P.Rose xx

    link to youtube.com

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  432. Thepnr says:

    @AuldA

    I’m sure you have found it by now but just in case, a “zit” is an American term for a “plook”.

    Reply
  433. Paula Rose says:

    Perplexing
    Look
    Over
    Other
    Konundrums

    Yes – I’ve also been on twitter – trying to update, anyone know Angra Mainju’s @? Realised I’m missing hers.

    Reply
  434. Brian Doonthetoon says:

    Hi Thepnr.

    It turns out that the spelling is actually “plouk”. I know; I had a virtual raised eyebrow also.

    link to dsl.ac.uk

    But when you look at the definitions, you’ll find ‘plookiness’, plooky’, ‘plook’ and ‘plooks’ cited. I wonder why they make the main heading ‘plouk’, as opposed to ‘plook’, when the ‘oo’ spelling seems to have been more prevalent?

    AuldA may get a hang on things if we mention “pustule”.

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  435. Brian Doonthetoon says:

    Hi Paula Rose.

    Turning back time…

    I did the same with ‘Quarantine’ last year, when I finally got round to exploring it.

    Fascinatin’ stuff!

    Reply
  436. Paula Rose says:

    Excuse me Dears – strikes another name off the Christmas card list, btw how do you spell doonthetoon?

    Reply
  437. Paula Rose says:

    * sigh – BDTT back on the list, sexy beau*

    Reply
  438. Brian Doonthetoon says:

    Hi Paula Rose.

    You have a Christmas card list?

    How bourgeois! And you bidin’ in Brechin an’ a’…

    Reply
  439. Brian Doonthetoon says:

    Hi Paula Rose.

    I feel we are posting one post behind each other. We’ll have to watch that; nothing worse than a post in the rear…

    Reply
  440. Paula Rose says:

    *sharpens stake – sings favourite song – pities *

    Reply
  441. Patrician says:

    @BTTD, you and Paula Rose are a bit like this tonight:

    link to youtube.com

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  442. Paula Rose says:

    Patrician honey – I only mention BDTT in the hope that we may get an appearance by Pete the Camera cos he is my hero!

    Reply
  443. Brian Doonthetoon says:

    Hi Paula Rose.

    I TALKED to Pete The Camera tonight, via the telephonic apparatus. Bet that’s got you leaking…

    8=)

    Reply
  444. Paula Rose says:

    I am not talking to BDTT any more – for your information.

    Reply
  445. David says:

    Nobody does it better than Wingers.
    Carly Simon singing the theme tune for the James Bond film “The Spy Who Loved Me”, ‘Nobody does it better’.

    link to youtube.com

    Beautiful song, great film, and the opening parachute stunt is so good, I can overlook them using a Union Jack parachute!

    Reply
  446. Paula Rose says:

    Nobody does…

    link to youtube.com

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  447. AuldA says:

    @ThePNR — Zit was part of the big mouthful of words I learnt while I was away, so yes, that one wasn’t a pickle to me (I prefer pickle to Paula’s konundrum that sounds too… Muppetshowical? “—I like the pigs’ steel drums! —What? —THE PIGS’ STEEL DRUMS! —Incredible! They take anything that is not nailed down!”

    link to youtube.com

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  448. john king says:

    Does anyone know what’s happened to yesguy, I can’t remember his real name, I haven’t seen a post for him for quite a while,
    I’m a wee bit worried about him.

    Reply
  449. AuldA says:

    @David:
    James Bond with Rossignol skis? Yeah! The best!

    Reply
  450. X_Sticks says:

    @Paula

    “anyone know Angra Mainju’s @?”

    @Fate_Avenger

    Reply
  451. john king says:

    Here he is
    link to twitter.com

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  452. Paula Rose says:

    Thanks John – must be the right account, over six and a half thousand followers – good to see that fellow wingers have such influence.

    Reply
  453. Brian Doonthetoon says:

    I have the BBC4 ‘Easy Listening’ programme on just now and Barry Manilow came on.

    I remarked to son that Mr Manilow always reminded me of Toppo Gigio, so I had to explain who Toppo Gigio was, then go exploring on YouTube.

    When I showed him the Toppo Gigio video, while Manilow was still on, he saw what I meant. You too can make up your own minds.

    Toppo Gigio:-
    link to youtube.com

    Barry Manilow:-
    link to youtube.com

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  454. Thepnr says:

    @Paula Rose

    2015 at end of Mr Mainyu name, d’ye think that’s when he signed up?. Anyway, impressive six and a half thousand followers as an “ordinary member of the public”? Maybe that is something to brag about, I’ve got sixty seven LOL.

    My take on this.

    link to youtube.com

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  455. Ian Brotherhood says:

    Saw a documentary many years ago about a Barry Manilow fan club somewhere in England, middle-aged ladies, all very nice. They’d have get-togethers in each others houses, play Bazza’s records all night, get pished on sherry and take turns dancing with a life-sized Manilow which they’d KNITTED.

    It was cool.

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  456. Thepnr says:

    @Ian Brotherhood

    Now that was funny, can’t express in words how funny, still laughing. So hoping not to upset the politically correct among us will just say.

    Funny haha 🙂

    Reply
  457. Ian Brotherhood says:

    William Shatner, ‘Common People’ –

    link to youtube.com

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  458. Thepnr says:

    Brilliant ya bastirt LOL.

    Now I’ll need to spend an hour on youtube to usurp your effort LOL.

    Reply
  459. Patrician says:

    @thepnr, what is your twitter name, let’s see if I can get it to 68, I’ll leave it to Paula Rose to do 69 😈

    Reply
  460. Thepnr says:

    @Patrician

    Simple @Thepnr

    I’ll ignore the 69 reference 🙂

    Reply
  461. Thepnr says:

    Just checked, I’ve got 68. You, Patrician will be 69 LOL.

    Reply
  462. Ian Brotherhood says:

    @Patrician & Thepnr –

    Blimey!

    Nelly, ‘Hot In Here’ –

    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  463. Patrician says:

    @thepnr, ah well hoist by my own petard or something. 69 it is 😥

    I haven’t been on here much lately, but when did the flag for the Sealand Gazette turn brown?

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  464. Thepnr says:

    On a much more serious note this has really pissed me off, read it this morning then went looking again as a response to Ian’s post at 11:10.

    It’s about the child abuse inquiry:

    “That could take 10 years. No one really believes the official estimate, that it could take five.”

    Let’s wait until all those we could prosecute are dead then we an ignore it. The public are IGNORANT why hang our washing out!!

    Swear words do not come close to what I think of these people.

    link to bbc.co.uk

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  465. David says:

    Regarding the ongoing child abuse inquiry, I believe it now has its best ever chance of uncovering the truth. Why – because the inquiry chairwoman IS NOT BRITISH.

    She, judge Lowell Goddard, is from New Zealand. She is unlikely to have any links to ‘high-profile’ people here, so she will be immune to any pressure that people in the UK might want to exert on her to cover up some unpleasant facts.

    I really hope she succeeds.

    Reply
  466. Thepnr says:

    @David

    I’m glad that the judge is not from the UK. Only concern is it was she that said it could take 10 years?

    No way, no fucking way could any investigation take this long. It’s already been going on for years. It’s a cover up disguised as a long term investigation so as “they” get to the bottom of it.

    The very “they” that were the perpetrators. Think about Chilcott why hasn’t that been published? It’s all bullshit and these liars are no longer pulling the wool over my eyes.

    I don’t seek revenge. Just the shaming and punishment of the guilty.

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  467. Ian Brotherhood says:

    @Thepnr/David –

    I’m not going into any detail, but my own family has been affected by institutional sexual abuse of children. (I wasn’t one of them.)

    So, if ‘averages’ mean anything at all, it’s a massive issue and we’re nowhere near realising how widespread it is.

    Last week, on BBC Radio Scotland, Kaye Adams had Edwina Currie as a guest.

    The week before, she had Esther Rantzen as a guest.

    You may not feel the need to watch these clips, but I’m putting them in here anyway:

    Edwina Currie, being interviewed on RTE re Saville:
    link to youtube.com

    Esther Rantzen, on ‘This Morning’, re Saville, three years ago:
    link to youtube.com

    Janet Street Porter, on Question Time, three years ago:
    link to youtube.com

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  468. X_Sticks says:

    Damn, thought I was following the right Angra Mainyu!

    Sorted now. Thanks John.

    @ThePNR – I’d have given you a follow but I found I already was 😀

    Reply
  469. Thepnr says:

    Conspiracy theories, well questioning the establishments reporting of events is alright with me.

    Regarding 9/11 though, surely there can be no doubt that two Boeing 767’s first hit the North Tower of the World Trade Center and the second hit the South Tower just under 20 minutes later.

    I watched the events, of course that was real. I was in New York later, in December of that year with my family, a long planned holiday. I was very reluctant to visit that site but did nonetheless.

    Nothing to see only boarding around the entire site. There is no doubt though that both buildings collapsed and were destroyed, they just weren’t there anymore.

    Here’s my point, I’m a structural engineer, I understand steel in particular and there is no doubt in my mind at all that the number of columns removed or damaged by the initial impact seriously weakened the strength of the structure. It MAY have managed to stay up if that was the only destruction.

    However, the eventual collapse was due to the raging fire caused by the explosion of the 767’s fuel tanks. Heat reduces the yield strength of steel. Once a single floors columns failed the impact of the weight of that above that floor crashing on those below was enough for total failure.

    More than enough in fact.

    How does a Blacksmith make a horseshoe? He heats the steel until it is easy to shape. Bend it cold? Nah. Make it hot, easy.

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  470. CameronB Brodie says:

    Hello newbies. Might as well start you off in the deeeep end. 🙂

    The Legendary Stardust Cowboy – “Relaxation” & “I Ride a Tractor”
    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  471. liz g says:

    Thepnr @5.46
    Hi Thepnr glad you brought the subject over here,as it seems to annoy people and is off topic.
    Can I ask what you think happened to building 7.
    I have always wondered about it as I said but not enough to argue over or sit through hours of conspiracy films.

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  472. CameronB Brodie says:

    Thepnr
    Sorry, I’ll need to remember to refresh.

    Did you know the twin towers were ‘over-engineered’ to withstand impact from aircraft? The architect who designed the buildings claimed each building could possibly tolerate airstrike by two aircraft.

    There was no forensic examination of the crime scene. In fact, the crime scene was unceremoniously cleared of all evidence, with undue haste. I think that might be a Federal Offense but hay ho, extenuating circumstances and all that.

    Wouldn’t this topic be better in Qt? It’s just inviting tit-for-tat conspiracy-theory advocacy. One of them just happens to have official backing and was the instigation for the “War On Terror”.

    Reply
  473. Ian Brotherhood says:

    @liz g –

    If you haven’t yet seen it, this may be of interest. Pretty concise.

    Since this video was made some very high quality footage of WTC 7 collapsing has emerged.

    The very fact that the official Kean/Hamilton report doesn’t even MENTION WTC 7 speaks volumes – almost as much as Shyam Sunder’s embarrassing inarticulacy when confronted with a simple physics question:

    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  474. liz g says:

    Ian Brotherhood @ 6.42 PM
    Thanks you’re timing is spot on,just poured a Wee hauf and needed something to watch.
    Will go watch it and stop annoying the others.

    Reply
  475. Ian Brotherhood says:

    @liz g –

    Slainte!

    I think I’ll do likewise…

    Here’s a much more recent video by Chandler. Some repetition, but excellent footage of the collapses and some proper analysis which will be of interest to engineers familiar with the terms he’s using.

    link to youtube.com

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  476. Brian Doonthetoon says:

    Hi Ian B & Thepnr.

    “William Shatner, ‘Common People’”

    I’m guessing, from this, that you have a penchant for unusual musical fusions?
    How about some easy listening/metal?
    Pat Boone – ‘Smoke On The Water’.

    link to youtube.com

    Or there’s his version of ‘It’s a long way to the top (if you want to rock n roll)’.

    link to youtube.com

    Here’s the original, complete with bagpipes.

    link to youtube.com

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  477. Thepnr says:

    @liz g

    I have no idea why building 7 collapsed but am just about to watch the videos posted by Ian B.

    Reply
  478. CameronB Brodie says:

    Cheers Brian.

    L.E.J – Hip-Hop Mashup
    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  479. Thepnr says:

    @CameronB Brodie

    I’m being a wee bit pedantic here but architects do not “design” any buildings, they draw them. Engineers are the designers who work with the architects plan.

    “the twin towers were ‘over-engineered’ to withstand impact from aircraft?”

    Well that really is a surprise to me, before a design job begins the engineering company will be given a design brief. The brief simply states the parameters that the design is expected to meet most of which is based on published standards.

    For example, an oil rig in the North Sea must be capable of withstanding the “100 year wave”. So you design it to suit.

    If an architect handed an engineering firm a design brief in the 1960’s that included a clause “must tolerate airstrike by two aircraft”. I’d be saying Hmm, do we want this job?

    Seriously Cameron, why not a strike by a meteorite instead of two airplanes? You need to ask yourself that question.

    Reply
  480. Brian Doonthetoon says:

    Hi Ian B.

    Just watched “David Chandler’s – WTC7 NIST Finally Admits Freefall”.

    Ve-e-e-e-r-r-ree eenteresting…

    Will watch your second later.

    Ta.

    Reply
  481. Ian Brotherhood says:

    @BDTT –

    🙂

    That AC/DC video is fantastic – thought the singer was going to do himself a damage with that chanter right enough, but what a great tune. Soo-perb.

    Reply
  482. CameronB Brodie says:

    Thepnr
    OK, so my language was not technically robust. Pedant. 😉

    It can’t be helped. I watched a clip of the architect describing the “design spec.” and the reasoning. BETTER. 🙂

    Reply
  483. liz g says:

    Ian Brotherhood …..or anyone still around, when the Americans are talking about Kerosene do they mean Parriffan?

    Reply
  484. Brian Doonthetoon says:

    Hi Ian B.

    Background on Bon Scott, deceased vocalist and piper…

    link to visitangus.com

    link to dd8music.com

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  485. Ian Brotherhood says:

    @liz g –

    Paraffin, aye.

    Reply
  486. Brian Doonthetoon says:

    Hi liz g.

    Kerosene is, indeed, paraffin.

    Not to be confused with ‘firewater’, a Scottish produce which native Americans found to be to their taste.

    Reply
  487. Thepnr says:

    Oh well, seriously but half an hour of my life wasted, seriously does that clown not know that steel is 99% iron at a minimum?

    So steel has to melt before it weakens? Horseshit, for every degree rise in temperature there is a reduction in yield strength.

    Education, education, education.

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  488. liz g says:

    Thepnr probably about to waste another few minutes of your life but if you wouldn’t mind…..
    Is the “nest” of my coal fireplace made of iron or steel and would the frame’s of the 9/11 buildings be similar?
    Also….if you don’t mind……How accurate /or ridiculous is the statement… “A plane full of fule is like a coke can full of paraffin on a much smaller scale”?

    Reply
  489. liz g says:

    Briandoonthetoon @ 8.28
    Hi as you can tell I am confused about many things but my whisky isn’t one of them.

    Reply
  490. Following on from Building 7.

    link to wtc7.net

    One of the most interesting tenants was then-Mayor Giuliani’s Office of Emergency Management, and its emergency command center on the 23rd floor. This floor received 15 million dollars worth of renovations, including independent and secure air and water supplies, and bullet and bomb resistant windows designed to withstand 200 MPH winds.

    livestream.com/IndependenceLive/TonyRooke

    In February 2013 documentary maker Tony Rooke took the licence fee to court under Article 3, Section 15 of the Terrorism Act 2000 on the basis that the BBC were complicit in the 9/11 cover-up and had deliberately misled the public in their broadcasting. Tony was given the opportunity to demonstrate to the judge that the BBC had quite deliberately lied to the British public about the events of that day, in particular their ‘Conspiracy Files’ programme. The fact that the BBC had foreknowledge and had reported on the collapse of WTC7 20 minutes before it happened formed the basis for his case that the licence was not appropriate. Tony was not fined and was allowed to walk away on a conditional discharge. killingauntiefilms.co.uk

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  491. Ian Brotherhood says:

    @Thepnr –

    No way am I falling out with you or anyone else over this stuff.

    It’s out there, and it has been since 2008. The ‘official’ 9/11 report has been out even longer, and virtually no-one has bothered their arse to read either. If Bush had got his way, there would’ve been NO investigation, and when he was eventually forced to commission one he wanted it to be headed-up by Henry fucking Kissinger.

    Belief in the ‘official’ version (which is also a ‘conspiracy theory’ involving a guy orchestrating things from a cave) defies rationality and the laws of science. It’s that simple. People can argue all they like over this or that solitary point, and that suits those who don’t want us seeing the bigger picture – some regular and respected commenters on WOS have made fools of themselves in recent days with lazy parroting of clichés and cod-science presented as ‘expertise’.

    ‘High-rise steel framed buildings are designed to collapse if they are ‘punctured”?! I won’t name who wrote that in a recent thread. One of the most astonishingly stupid comments I’ve seen on this or any other blog, 9/11-related or not.

    This issue enrages people, and for good reason, but there’s no fucking way I’m going to say I see an apple when someone holds up a banana. I got into a wild BBC-related thread about this stuff, years ago, 2010/11, and it went on for a full year. I’ve lost friends over it. I’m not an architect, an engineer, a philosopher, a theologian. I’m not an ‘expert’ on anything, but I know that Newton wasn’t having a laugh – the laws he ‘discovered’ are sound. The Scottish enlightenment was based on ‘reason’, and if we abandon faith in the most basic truths of science then we deserve all we get.

    I’m no crusader. I want friends, same as anyone else. I want to believe that Western Democracy is fundamentally ‘good’, that our representatives are, by and large, decent, well-motivated citizens who have a vocation to assist their fellows. Yes, I do want to believe that.

    But I will not be told who to hate, and allow myself to be force-fed ‘reasons’ for hating them. I refuse to live in constant fear of bogey-men created by clever people who’ve been seduced into prostituting their talents for a fast buck.

    And I refuse to lose any more friends over it. Period.

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  492. Thepnr says:

    @Liz g

    OK, absolutely my last post on this subject, I’ll answer you questions and give a bit more.

    1. “Is the “nest” of my coal fireplace made of iron or steel and would the frame’s of the 9/11 buildings be similar?”

    Yes, they are most likely identical. Mild steel, nothing special.

    2. “A plane full of fule is like a coke can full of paraffin on a much smaller scale”

    No idea as to the reality of that statement, personally I find the comparison ridiculous.

    Here’s the extra bitty, buildings or oil rigs made from steel frames are designed to resist fire. Of course they are, but it is only anticipating a “normal” fire. The steel is always fireproofed, at least these days it is because it’s in the design standards, the codes that the engineers have to work to.

    Doesn’t mean that unanticipated events such as 9/11 or the Piper Alpha disaster will result in that design failing. The design hasn’t really failed, the circumstances were exceptional and not included in the design brief.

    See how a structure may collapse without reference to 9/11. Do you suspect a conspiracy for Piper Alpha?

    I post this reluctantly, I knew someone who died that night. It doesn’t tell the whole story but you will get the gist. North Sea platforms could probably survive a 767 flying directly into them. No steel structure though will survive the heat if intense enough.

    Oil platforms are designed to be much stronger than buildings on land. They have to be. By the next day two thirds of Alpha had disappeared beneath the waves? Think about it.

    link to youtube.com

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  493. Thepnr says:

    Ian

    Never saw your post before I sent my other. A view is just that. You can have yours and me mine, it is certainly not a personal issue.

    It is an opinion, and thank fuck we do have differing opinions or what would be the point?

    I doubt I will let myself either be told who to hate, nor do I live in fear. In fact, the opposite, I want to strike back. But against who?

    All I can do from my comfy couch is strike back verbally, with a few choice words now and then. All I have left is words.

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  494. liz g says:

    Thepnr @ 9.49pm
    Thank you for answering my questions,and I will not ask anymore, I do not think the Piper Alfa tragedy or 9/11 attacks were a conspiracy.
    My questions were only pertaining to an analogy I had heard of, that reduced the explanation to the familiar, ie, “a coke can full of paraffin couldn’t melt the metal bar’s of the nest of a coal fire all at the same time.
    That seemed to make sense.
    I really was only wondering.
    Although I do admit to being more than a little curious about building 7 but that’s more to do with the BBC’S role than anything else.
    Anyway thank you for you’re time.
    Also thanks to the other’s who took the time to humour me and respond.

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  495. Quinie frae Angus says:

    Good evening Wingers

    I came on here for some good cheer after a hellishly depressing evening reading my Facebook posts.

    Apart from the harrowing awfulness of children being killed and maimed from bombing by hawks and other assorted bast***s, an old Uni friend and her husband are having one of their regular “Smash the SNP” rants, spewing out hatred and venom about the “hatred and venom” that Alex S and Nicola S have created in “our once peaceful, tolerant country”. How Scotland has been ruined for ever by the SNP; how WWII grandfathers would turn in their graves, etc etc. How they have “lost countless friends” because of the SNP. I was desperate to get on there and say that it is actually their own unhinged fury and bitterness that is probably losing them their friends…….and what a nasty shithole of a regime they have landed us all in with their fecking No vote, but, heck, life is too short and I cannot be arsed getting into such a pointless barney on there this evening.

    Sigh.

    So I come on here and find my nearest and dearest Wingers argy-bargy-ing about 9/11 “conspiracy” theories!!

    Oh well, may as well add my tuppence worth:

    I utterly appreciate ThPNR’s tangible engineering expertise, and Cameron B’s links do intrigue me. Two of my other old pals from Uni (sensible, reasonable, non-hate-fuelled Yes ones) are also scientist/engineery types.

    And they are both completely convinced that it was all planned in the USA/Israel.

    I guess my own feelings chime most with Ian Brotherhood’s on this.

    Anyway, where is Paula Rose for some sweetness on this dreary night?

    And as I haven’t been on Off-T for a while I am behind on the Wings’ social calendar. Are we having a Christmas night out?

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  496. Ian Brotherhood says:

    @Thepnr –

    Indeed. Agreed.

    Unfortunately, our views/opinions count for nothing.

    The self-declared masters of the universe have taken it upon themselves to decide what we should think/believe/’understand’, and have powerful means of ensuring that critical thinkers are identified and effectively ‘removed’ (e.g. dissident voices in academia).

    What’s more, they see it as a ‘duty’ – same idea as ‘white man’s burden’, but enlarged to encompass the whole globe. Why is our NHS under such threat? Why has New Labour’s enthusiastic acceptance of PPP/PFI all-but fucked any chance of real sustainable infrastructure development in this country? Who made them enthusiastic about it in the first place? Why is it that people here STILL can’t see that the Labour Party is about as ‘socialist’ as Jacob Rees-Mogg?

    The shite John McTernan’s been coming out with this week sums it all up – no ‘credible’ UK PM can be a ‘pacifist’. We have to be relied upon to provide leaders who will do the US’s bidding. Tories? Nae probs. Labour was also reliable, until Corbyn got the gig. Make no mistake about it – that wretched man will be hounded out by the McTernans, one way or another.

    That’s why we pesky Nats are such a pain up the hole for them – we present an existential threat to the ‘UK’. As such, we will not be permitted to exercise any power which threatens the status quo. That status quo centres on the ‘Clash of Civilisations’ myth which, in turn, falls apart without the 9/11 narrative. If 9/11 is a provable false-flag then the whole ‘Project for a New American Century’ hubris is exposed and cannot be maintained. The stakes are too high for any such exposure, hence the complicity of the MSM and the importance of self-censorship in supposedly ‘alternative’ voices.

    Some on the main threads have angrily shouted-down new commenters who (perhaps naively) posted links to 9/11 material in good faith, not understanding that there is a permanent groundswell of reaction against any mention of the subject lest it taint WOS and all involved as ‘conspiracy nutters’. But that reaction has to be examined closely. It has to be treated as dispassionately as any scientist or engineer or thinker would approach a specific problem, picking it apart and dealing with the constituent parts.

    Right now we’re still a long way from being able to assess ourselves with anywhere-near the required levels of rigour and honesty to be able to undertake such analysis – what does it mean that even you and I, friends, can, apparently, hold such contrary opinions about an event which has been subjected to intense scrutiny? Who performs the scrutiny? Where is the truth? Who has an interest in making us believe this, that or t’other? Are there no identifiable, scientifically irrefutable facts?

    I said on a main thread, day before yesterday (in reply to Robert Peffers) that this subject is taboo. I meant that, and mean it still. It is virtually impossible to discuss it without people getting angry at whoever brought it up. That, to me, qualifies as ‘taboo’. Thirty, forty years ago, it could’ve been ‘cancer’ (The Big C) or child abuse (Eh? What?).

    We just don’t know how to approach it, how to get into a real discussion about what happened that day. It may take a long time to find a way of doing so, and in the meantime, as we bicker? The evil bastards who rely on that one event to secure our ‘permission’ for yet more war and mayhem are merrily maximising their profits and power.

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  497. Quinie frae Angus says:

    @Ian Brotherhood, 10.45

    Absolutely agree with everything you’ve said there.

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  498. 911 was designated a crime and just basic crime investigations don’t involve removal of the evidence before it is removed under any circumstances. Was this basic rule of any investigation followed? No.

    Reply
  499. Ian Brotherhood says:

    @Quinie frae Angus –

    Sorry.

    You came in here for some light relief, and ended-up reading heaviness.

    You up for a dance?

    Specifically, a Line Dance a la Soul Train?

    (Seems like ages since we last met, but you’ll recognise me – I’m in the red shirt, approx. 1.20)

    link to youtube.com

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  500. Ian Brotherhood says:

    I’ve only got two cans left, so I am now, officially, concentrating on dancing:

    Daft Punk, ‘Get Lucky’ –

    link to youtube.com

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    • Michael Laing on The more you change nothing: “@ Yoon Scum: Please hurry up, then. I, and I’m sure many others, will be very happy to see the…Apr 11, 15:28
    • Yoon Scum on The more you change nothing: “Quick question Apart from calling me an English scumbag and marching ALOT Any ideas on showing that Holyrood is more…Apr 11, 15:23
    • Yoon Scum on The more you change nothing: “Why Bother? The UN are sending in troops to free us next week no way can they ignore a petition…Apr 11, 15:22
    • Yoon Scum on The more you change nothing: “I’m going to slightly disagree with you Grangemouth is closing not because it suits Westminster but because it has been…Apr 11, 15:20
    • sarah on The more you change nothing: “www.barrheadboy.comApr 11, 15:18
    • sarah on The more you change nothing: “Thanks, Michael. It seems that the grassroots are sprouting this spring! There is a Yes Brechin meeting of 5 parties,…Apr 11, 15:07
    • sarah on The more you change nothing: “HURRAH! An umbrella group of independence parties for 2026 Holyrood election IS happening. See Barrhead Boy’s blog today.Apr 11, 15:02
    • Yoon Scum on The more you change nothing: “Tim Rideout Is he the one who claimed all the IT for the new central bank could be bought for…Apr 11, 14:14
    • Yoon Scum on The more you change nothing: “GM I live in scotland Should I be locked up after the UN free’s Scotland to stop me holding the…Apr 11, 14:11
    • GM on The more you change nothing: “Absolute waste of his old mans efforts that cunt. Hope his bairns dinnae get tae ken what he does for…Apr 11, 14:01
    • Michael Laing on The more you change nothing: “Apologies if others have already posted the following information, but here is a link to a flyer for the Scottish…Apr 11, 13:48
    • Michael Laing on The more you change nothing: “@ Dan: I’ve just been reading Stolen Focus by Johann Hari, which includes a chapter on the toxicity of Facebook…Apr 11, 13:41
    • Young Lochinvar on The more you change nothing: “Hmmm.. What a transcendent form of uber b0ll0cks. Suppose you had to get it off yer chest..Apr 11, 13:40
    • Jay on The more you change nothing: “Viv O’B, you did not reply to my enquiry relating to your comment on the matter of a lost M88…Apr 11, 12:03
    • bobo bunny on The more you change nothing: “Fair comment. If we’d got independence when Salmond was in charge, who knows where we would be. But with this…Apr 11, 11:37
    • Lorn on The more you change nothing: “Nope. They’re actually doubling down on everything. It is going to take a couple of generations to eliminate their rotten-to-the-core…Apr 11, 11:36
    • Jay on Mad caps: “Saarah: thank you for acknowledgement and good luck. Those rhizomes are troublesome, go anywhere.Apr 11, 11:28
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