The world's most-read Scottish politics website

Wings Over Scotland


Salmond: the secret of his success

Posted on March 30, 2012 by

The Tories blow £110,000 on tea and biscuits in a single department in three months:


Meanwhile, in Edinburgh, Alex Salmond pays for two cups of tea and two Caramel Wafers out of his own pocket and makes £1m profit in a single afternoon:

Is it any wonder the canny Scottish people would rather have the clever First Minister running their country than the hapless Tories?

14 to “Salmond: the secret of his success”

  1. MajorBloodnok says:

    The phrase "ye'll huv had yer tea" springs to mind.

    Reply
  2. David says:

    Bung on a widget so your material can be shared wider, please.

    Many thanks
    David

    Reply
  3. Al Ghaf says:

    Christ that made me laugh.

    Reply
  4. Marcia says:

    One hopes the tea and biscuits costing over £100,00.00 were healthy options considering it was the Dept of Health (England Only),

    Reply
  5. Rev. Stuart Campbell says:

    "Bung on a widget so your material can be shared wider, please."

    Your wish is our command, Dave.

    Reply
  6. Donald says:

    The unionists should beware the last time tea and independence were mentioned in the ame sentence it did't end well for Westminster….
     

    Reply
  7. douglas clark says:

    I don't know why, but this Labour attack seems to me to be the dregs……

    Reply
  8. Christian Wright says:

     
    BBC NEWS :"Footage has emerged of former Conservative Party chairman Peter Cruddas saying the Tories need to be seen as fighting to keep the Union, even if they do not agree with it."
    And now this to drive home what many of us long suspected.
    Dodgy Dave Cameron is fighting with every fiber of his being to usher Scotland OUT of the Union whilst earnestly appearing to be striving with the same aforementioned being and fibers to be keeping Scotland IN the Union.
    Well, with wideboy Dave on our side, how can we fail to win independence?
    IT'S OFFICIAL: THE TORIES WANT SCOTLAND OUT OF THE UNION.
    link to bbc.co.uk
     

    Reply
  9. Shodan says:

    In times gone by this kind of spending would have had people out in mobs demanding the heads of those in government adorn spikes. Nowadays I'm sure that no one in the media or politics would miss a beat if their SNP opposition did the same as these buffoons. Of course since the Westminster bunch all gave up on being proper opposition to each other or even doing much else than filling their pockets and being second rate managers they'll only pay lip service to their role before turning against the only real oppposition they have – the independance supporters and independant candidates. The last real opposition to the Lab/Lib/Con hydra.
     
    On another note I hope the biscuits at least had chocolate on them. At least two kinds in swirly patterns so you really can feel it is luxury. I hate it when they pad out the biscuits with the plain ones everyone leaves until last too. If they paid that much and still had inferior biscuits then it would be truly unforgivable.

    Reply
  10. Cath says:

    Actually, the tea and biscuits paid for out of Salmond’s own pocket ended up costing the taxpayer thousands. Because Labour had it investigated, with QCs. Really, in barrel-scraping cases like this, Labour should be stumping up the full cost, not the taxpayer.
     
    link to scotland.gov.uk

    Reply
  11. Cath says:

    Also, hope no one has missed the news that our MPs are able to claim expenses of £3750 each for turning up to praise Thatcher today when they’re apparently supposed to be on one of their many long holiday. Seriously WFT? Why are we accepting paying for these utter numpties?

    Reply
  12. Pete says:

    so the Weir’s donated £1m to the SNP as well as Yes Scotland?
     

    Reply
    • Rev. Stuart Campbell says:

      “so the Weir’s donated £1m to the SNP as well as Yes Scotland?”

      Yes, that seems to be the case.

      Reply
  13. Morag says:

    Good on them.  The more I hear about them, the more there is to like!

    Reply


Comment - please read this page for comment rules. HTML tags like <i> and <b> are permitted. Use paragraph breaks in long comments. DO NOT SIGN YOUR COMMENTS, either with a name or a slogan. If your comment does not appear immediately, DO NOT REPOST IT. Ignore these rules and I WILL KILL YOU WITH HAMMERS.


  • About

    Wings Over Scotland is a thing that exists.

    Stats: 6,979 Posts, 1,251,470 Comments

  • Recent Posts

  • Archives

  • Categories

  • Tags

  • Recent Comments

    • Northcode on A Thousand Islands In The Sea: “BTL looked clinically dead a couple of hours ago. Now it’s twitching again. Interesting shift.Sep 21, 10:17
    • Hatey McHateface on A Thousand Islands In The Sea: “A fascinating article describing life in the place that has given us so much of what constitutes the modern world,…Sep 21, 09:34
    • Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on A Thousand Islands In The Sea: “Can I just clarify that the above Vimeo link and YouTube link are to two different discussions.Sep 21, 09:33
    • diabloandco on A Thousand Islands In The Sea: “Fearghas, thank you , much enjoyed!Sep 21, 09:03
    • Hatey McHateface on A Thousand Islands In The Sea: “The majority of Scots cared about their religion back then, Mark. Only a declining minority care today. Within the burgeoning…Sep 21, 08:46
    • Hatey McHateface on A Thousand Islands In The Sea: “It’s a simple fact, discoverable by thought alone, that no revolution can ever be finished. It’s at the moment that…Sep 21, 08:29
    • Hatey McHateface on A Thousand Islands In The Sea: “FFS, don’t encourage him, 100%Yes. “Perhaps the main difficulty with the dominant national party leadership” is that they’re collectively thick,…Sep 21, 08:11
    • Hatey McHateface on A Thousand Islands In The Sea: ““Those serious about independence desire only peace” Aye, right, Alf. Never an asthmatic peep out of you when those regulars…Sep 21, 07:55
    • Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on A Thousand Islands In The Sea: “BILL ROLSTON: IRELAND, COLONIALISM AND THE UNFINISHED REVOLUTION Bill Rolston on his new book, co-authored with Dr Robbie McVeigh ‘Anois…Sep 20, 23:31
    • Xaracen on A Thousand Islands In The Sea: “Hi, James; The date you cite for the dissolution of the Scottish parliament has the wrong year. From 1600 Scotland’s…Sep 20, 22:26
    • Northcode on A Thousand Islands In The Sea: “@Sam – 19 September, 2026 at 1:48 pm I’ve only just noticed your comment, Sam. And you pose a couple…Sep 20, 22:26
    • 100%Yes on A Thousand Islands In The Sea: “Alf, I always value your opinion.Sep 20, 20:48
    • Alf Baird on A Thousand Islands In The Sea: ““he was the best we had” Indeed so. Perhaps the main difficulty with the dominant national party leadership, according to…Sep 20, 19:23
    • Spartan 117 on A Thousand Islands In The Sea: “The UN stuff is a changing cymbal, an empty vessel making a lot of noise yet achieving and signifying nothing.…Sep 20, 19:19
    • Spartan 117 on A Thousand Islands In The Sea: “As usual, Alf deliberately avoids answering the point, instead dressing up his “reply” in a load of psuedoacademic wibble full…Sep 20, 19:09
    • Alf Baird on A Thousand Islands In The Sea: ““hypocrisy is indeed off the scale” Hatey, as regular cheerleader here for England-as-UK supporting the Pales**ne bombing and gen*cide, as…Sep 20, 19:08
    • Mark Beggan on A Thousand Islands In The Sea: “Remember what happened to the last Charles when he tried to impose the Jiggery Popery on the Scots. It ended…Sep 20, 19:01
    • Colin Alexander on A Thousand Islands In The Sea: “@ James Che Cheers, nae hard feelings.Sep 20, 18:58
    • Aidan on A Thousand Islands In The Sea: “So TH LOVES benefits but HATES business. Is that because a private employer is likely to frown on drunken ranting…Sep 20, 18:54
    • Southernbystander on A Thousand Islands In The Sea: “Yes, the island group was ‘colonised’ but in the basic sense of the word in simply colonising an uninhabited place,…Sep 20, 18:32
    • twathater on A Thousand Islands In The Sea: “So in FACT you are NOT a factchecker YOU are just another LIAR posting LIES in the manner of the…Sep 20, 18:22
    • twathater on A Thousand Islands In The Sea: “And let us NOT forget Dan the amount of “IN WORK BENEFITS”being paid out by successive governments People who are…Sep 20, 18:16
    • Hatey McHateface on A Thousand Islands In The Sea: “It’s Sunday, Alf. Take the night off, why don’t you. If you give it a rest until the morn, maybe…Sep 20, 18:13
    • 100%Yes on A Thousand Islands In The Sea: “Salmond wasn’t perfect and some of the crap that came out of his month I questioned. Salmond isn’t a hero…Sep 20, 18:02
    • Hatey McHateface on A Thousand Islands In The Sea: “If you think Scotland has been a republic for a number of years, and you think the union is a…Sep 20, 18:02
    • Hatey McHateface on A Thousand Islands In The Sea: “I’ve been critical of you before, Bob, but fair’s fair. You got the capital ‘S’ spot on there when you…Sep 20, 17:58
    • robertkknight on A Thousand Islands In The Sea: “A quick search shows no opinion polls in Scotland during the period 1980 to 2022 (Elizabeth’s death) showing a majority…Sep 20, 17:27
    • James Che on A Thousand Islands In The Sea: “Colin Alexander, I apologise for your misspelt name above, the tech equipment is old and pleases it self. My apologies.Sep 20, 17:05
    • Colin Alexander on A Thousand Islands In The Sea: “My view is that the core foundation of the Scottish independence cause is Scottish sovereignty – the sovereignty of the…Sep 20, 17:00
    • James Che on A Thousand Islands In The Sea: “Robertknight. Indeed the monarchs popularity is waning down south, he too seems to be afflicted as a king gone mad…Sep 20, 16:55
  • A tall tale



↑ Top