Top Tip: Scottish van drivers, surround your van in a protective layer of deep-fried batter in order to protect in case of accident and provide a tasty snack upon disembarkation. Also, free chips!
You can imagine the scene when the drivers wife see this – Oh JESUS, that's ma man's van…….oh great free CHIPS!! Sonny, run ower the road an get five more copies a this paper, actually make it four as yer da won't be in for supper tonight.
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Hatey McHateface on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: ““sunny weather provides a “surge” in energy production and also windy weather too; between the two, your energy needs are…” Apr 15, 08:41
TURABDIN on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “It would appear that having a «mental disorder» does not disqualify for office, It may even be a bonus in…” Apr 15, 08:36
Hatey McHateface on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: ““he is a Walter Mitty character” Anybody ken if Walt is still with us? If he is, I hope he…” Apr 15, 08:18
Hatey McHateface on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: ““7000 year old civilisation” Laughter came easy, but words fail. ScotGov should commission a study into the adverse mental health…” Apr 15, 08:13
Hatey McHateface on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “Am I the only reader who feels bitterly let down by the intellectual stuntedness and aspirational poverty of the Scottish…” Apr 15, 08:03
Peter McAvoy on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “I agree with another comment about Scottish books and other stories being filmed in Scotland with a majority Scottish cast…” Apr 15, 02:02
Young Lochinvar on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “He’s here! He’s there! He’s absolutely No effin where! Hatey Auld Hateys Back In remand.. 🙂 🙂 🙂” Apr 15, 00:20
Young Lochinvar on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “C @ 11.11 Lanark? Well! If it’s anything like Londons Uber trendy West End rendition of “Hamilton” then I’m afraid…” Apr 15, 00:06
Cynicus on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “I note that erstwhile stalwart supporters are annoyed with that son of Scotland, Dòmhnall Iain Trump for outing himself as…” Apr 14, 23:57
Confused on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “note the cunning way this is framed – free energy, or worse still – being PAID to use it, is…” Apr 14, 23:12
Confused on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “oooh … I remember that now … it was so over the top … and yet a great “analogy” for…” Apr 14, 23:11
George Ferguson on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “@Dan Great stuff Dan. I went on a cruise for a special anniversary and saw how the other half live.…” Apr 14, 20:55
Dan on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “Don’t do it George, because that’s exactly what the “Greens” want you to do! There’s nothing says you’ve reduced your…” Apr 14, 20:24
Geri on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: ““A full investigation into the media allegations” Notice it’s not into the clowns who planned on recruiting this fantasist! I…” Apr 14, 19:59
Young Lochinvar on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “C I think they did the bad Anglo desperate to bum the Scots hero already in Outlander.. Maybe they’ll do…” Apr 14, 19:47
Alf Baird on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “The top of the iceberg, considering our colonial hierarchy. Might be an idea to check on the hundreds of other…” Apr 14, 19:15
George Ferguson on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “I have just viewed the highlights of the Scottish Greens manifesto. I am awa to cut my wrists.” Apr 14, 18:08
Confused on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “American reboots can be terrifyingly awful – the wicker man (nicolas cage), get carter (stallone) – but Cavill is a…” Apr 14, 17:39
Young Lochinvar on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “I see they’re filming a Highlander reboot. A classic film, something of its time complete with Christopher Lambert and his…” Apr 14, 16:39
agentx on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “A TOP LGBT activist has quit amid claims he used fake credentials to secure a senior position in a charity…” Apr 14, 16:33
JCD on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “Check this out if you will. Kind of o/t but I thought it wouldn’t hurt to try to bring some…” Apr 14, 16:10
100%Yes on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “I thought today I’ll have a look for a Scotland football top with a view to support Scotland and the…” Apr 14, 14:59
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “Cynicus says: 14 April, 2026 at 11:43 am « Are there questions for Scottish politics here? » ————————— For sure.…” Apr 14, 13:35
Nicky T Naquetti on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “LOOKS LIKE HE GOT THE BOOT,(assuming he even had an arse that could be kicked in the non-digital realm). Either…” Apr 14, 12:33
Alf Baird on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: ““What have the English stolen from you James?” Our land and national identity, replaced by the colonial myth, same as…” Apr 14, 12:27
Cynicus on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “Thanks for the new link, Fearghas. Are there questionqs for Scottish politics here? Orban’s downfall was partly due to his…” Apr 14, 11:43
Geri on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “LOL! Aye, they’re always the life & soul of the party. Not! I don’t think I’ve ever met a happy…” Apr 14, 10:54
C MacKay on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “No-one with that name registered as a birth in Scotland’s people,there is a marriage in 2017” Apr 14, 09:10
Only the absence of the Fat Slags stops that being a Viz cover.
Top Tip: Scottish van drivers, surround your van in a protective layer of deep-fried batter in order to protect in case of accident and provide a tasty snack upon disembarkation. Also, free chips!
Can I get curry sauce with my Man Killed in Van Smash? Oh, and a portion of mushy peas, a saveloy, two cans of cherry Tango and a bottle of tommy k?
What do you mean you only have Dadies?!!?
Upon reading the header, maybe THAT'S why it's a family newspaper. Death, and chips. Fills all the gaps.
Top marks if the next time this deal is given, the headline is on the obesity epidemic.
You can imagine the scene when the drivers wife see this – Oh JESUS, that's ma man's van…….oh great free CHIPS!! Sonny, run ower the road an get five more copies a this paper, actually make it four as yer da won't be in for supper tonight.