Top Tip: Scottish van drivers, surround your van in a protective layer of deep-fried batter in order to protect in case of accident and provide a tasty snack upon disembarkation. Also, free chips!
You can imagine the scene when the drivers wife see this – Oh JESUS, that's ma man's van…….oh great free CHIPS!! Sonny, run ower the road an get five more copies a this paper, actually make it four as yer da won't be in for supper tonight.
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James Che on Wider Than A Mile: “The deceit and hoax come about when Westminster pretends that it had…not dissolved the parliament of Scotland from a union…” Jun 12, 11:58
Mark Beggan on Wider Than A Mile: “Is this the article that allows you to read so far then wants money to read further? If Ireland sunk…” Jun 12, 11:52
Aidan on Wider Than A Mile: “Do you normally get like this when you lose an argument Northcode? No wonder you spend your whole time posting…” Jun 12, 11:49
Northcode on Wider Than A Mile: “Fuck off AI Dan… this place is for Scots who want England’s ‘raggedy arse kicked out of Scotland’ and yet…” Jun 12, 11:38
James Che on Wider Than A Mile: “Aiden, By dissolving the Scottish parliament so early on from what was supposed to create the united parliament of Great…” Jun 12, 11:34
Mark Beggan on Wider Than A Mile: “I think you need a woman James.” Jun 12, 11:33
Aidan on Wider Than A Mile: “That is factually incorrect though James, during the period 1707 – 1800 Scottish MP’s and peers sat in the GB…” Jun 12, 11:31
James Che on Wider Than A Mile: “Aidan, By 1801/1802 Scotland was not in the parliament of Great Britain at all, Due to the monarch of England…” Jun 12, 11:18
Mark Beggan on Wider Than A Mile: “Ireland is to busy getting butt fucked by Europa. That’s how they pay rent to Brussels.” Jun 12, 11:17
Aidan on Wider Than A Mile: “@Alf – using post-colonial theory and the colonial markers you’ve described, is Yorkshire a colony?” Jun 12, 11:04
Aidan on Wider Than A Mile: “The Treaty of Union creates a single parliament for Great Britain, and within that single parliament the arithmetic was such…” Jun 12, 10:51
Alf Baird on Wider Than A Mile: ““Perhaps we should go back to those halcyon, happy days when we weren’t colonised. How does 1996 sound?” Prior to…” Jun 12, 10:47
robertkknight on Wider Than A Mile: “Absolutely wrong! A united Ireland will fundamentally change politics in Scotland. There is a distinct probability that much of the…” Jun 12, 10:40
xaracen on Wider Than A Mile: “Aidan said; “You mean apart from Article 1 which does exactly that. Ultimately here you remain in a minority of…” Jun 12, 10:22
xaracen on Wider Than A Mile: “I said above, “nothing in it transfers, bequeaths or incorporates the ‘sovereignty of the English Crown in the brand new…” Jun 12, 10:17
Minceheid on Wider Than A Mile: “Red says: 11 June, 2026 at 10:25 pm Am I wrong? In a word, no; it’s all just common sense,…” Jun 12, 10:13
Northcode on Wider Than A Mile: “There are various extreme psychological pathologies at work in Scotland, but there’s one type the SNP often exploits more than…” Jun 12, 10:10
Aidan on Wider Than A Mile: “You mean apart from Article 1 which does exactly that. Ultimately here you remain in a minority of one, nobody…” Jun 12, 09:51
Hatey McHateface on Wider Than A Mile: “Just 5 more years, xaracen, and the millions of Sovereign Scottish voters will see the sense of your arguments. I…” Jun 12, 09:51
Hatey McHateface on Wider Than A Mile: “Please don’t use the racist term “fair” again.” Jun 12, 09:45
xaracen on Wider Than A Mile: “Everyone except you, Aidan! This is your usual English establishment tripe. Nothing in the Treaty of Union as written, signed…” Jun 12, 09:33
xaracen on Wider Than A Mile: “After the end of every session of the Scottish parliament it would host an additional mandatory session, held under the…” Jun 12, 09:14
Aidan on Wider Than A Mile: “That’s a very fair point Hatey” Jun 12, 09:14
diabloandco on Wider Than A Mile: “Thanks Fearghas, it’s why I come on here every time the RSPCA give us a new , expensive and horrific…” Jun 12, 09:05
Hatey McHateface on Wider Than A Mile: “You insist on spelling your name wrong, Aiden. So why should we believe anything else you write?” Jun 12, 08:16
Aidan on Wider Than A Mile: “The first and third article of the Union of Ireland Act 1800 is explicit in merging the parliaments of Great…” Jun 12, 07:57
Hatey McHateface on Wider Than A Mile: “A snapshot of what’s really going on: https://unherd.com/2026/06/can-whitehall-stop-the-riots/” Jun 12, 07:56
Captain Caveman on Wider Than A Mile: “Yup. “Centre Left” as in “True Blue Neo Tory” – and all the better for it, too.” Jun 12, 07:39
Hatey McHateface on Wider Than A Mile: “You forgot to add you’ve put £50 on it at the bookies, so you stand to make a killing. Except,…” Jun 12, 07:29
Hatey McHateface on Wider Than A Mile: “Alf, You really are determined that the next 5 years will be an exact repeat of the previous 5 years,…” Jun 12, 07:24
Only the absence of the Fat Slags stops that being a Viz cover.
Top Tip: Scottish van drivers, surround your van in a protective layer of deep-fried batter in order to protect in case of accident and provide a tasty snack upon disembarkation. Also, free chips!
Can I get curry sauce with my Man Killed in Van Smash? Oh, and a portion of mushy peas, a saveloy, two cans of cherry Tango and a bottle of tommy k?
What do you mean you only have Dadies?!!?
Upon reading the header, maybe THAT'S why it's a family newspaper. Death, and chips. Fills all the gaps.
Top marks if the next time this deal is given, the headline is on the obesity epidemic.
You can imagine the scene when the drivers wife see this – Oh JESUS, that's ma man's van…….oh great free CHIPS!! Sonny, run ower the road an get five more copies a this paper, actually make it four as yer da won't be in for supper tonight.