Top Tip: Scottish van drivers, surround your van in a protective layer of deep-fried batter in order to protect in case of accident and provide a tasty snack upon disembarkation. Also, free chips!
You can imagine the scene when the drivers wife see this – Oh JESUS, that's ma man's van…….oh great free CHIPS!! Sonny, run ower the road an get five more copies a this paper, actually make it four as yer da won't be in for supper tonight.
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Alf Baird on Anything But That: ““I do believe he is shedding his skin” Maybe its the shock of finally realising the cost for Scots of…” Sep 6, 11:01
Marie on Anything But That: “Whatever country it is – it’s definitely NOT Scotland” Sep 6, 10:49
Northcode on Anything But That: “Supporters of Scottish independence – especially the more active kind – often talk about the Claim of Right as if…” Sep 6, 10:49
Hatey McHateface on Anything But That: “His shed skin, stuffed and cosmetically improved by a talented funeral director, will make a superb figurehead for the SNP…” Sep 6, 10:43
Chas on Anything But That: “‘Onset of dementia’ Sorry but you are wrong Insider. The ‘onset’ took place years ago. It is now full blown.” Sep 6, 10:32
Hatey McHateface on Anything But That: “Ah well, TURABDIN. As it happens, I was just reading about a pair of Ir@nian sisters in the Guardian online…” Sep 6, 10:17
Captain Caveman on Anything But That: “Yes, absolutely Hatey. Put more simply: sometimes in life, you have to wake up to the fact that you’ve been…” Sep 6, 10:12
TURABDIN on Anything But That: “@agentx FRANKLIN’s country may be counted among the least virtuous and most hypocritical on the planet, albeit «anglosaxons» do hold…” Sep 6, 09:40
Hatey McHateface on Anything But That: “Sure, Xaracen, most of us understand how sunk costs work, and how the years of endless posts and uncounted words…” Sep 6, 09:36
TURABDIN on Anything But That: “@Mark Beggan «they’re just people who care about our country». «our country» being? Do give it a name?” Sep 6, 09:26
Hatey McHateface on Anything But That: “I guess if Farage ever does become PM, he’ll have far more of a democratic mandate than Burnham has. I’m…” Sep 6, 09:02
Xaracen on Anything But That: “Just to re-centre the discussion for anyone following the thread, the point I originally made — and from which all…” Sep 6, 08:55
Hatey McHateface on Anything But That: “The Falklanders should worry. The Argies are the descendants of the most genocidal colonists on the stolen and ethnically cleansed…” Sep 6, 08:47
Hatey McHateface on Anything But That: “See, Northy? You CAN post sensibly when you make the effort. I’ll gloss over the fact that much of what…” Sep 6, 08:34
Mark Beggan on Anything But That: “Swinney is looking more reptilian everyday. I do believe he is shedding his skin.” Sep 6, 06:42
Mark Beggan on Anything But That: “” Worry” I’ve forgotten about it already. They are not my pals they’re just people who care about our country.…” Sep 6, 06:41
twathater on Anything But That: “Mark Beggan says: 6 September, 2026 at 12:14 am “corrupt and vicious” That sums up Scottish nationalism. Meanwhile wee Mark’s…” Sep 6, 03:12
Mark Beggan on Anything But That: ““corrupt and vicious” That sums up Scottish nationalism.” Sep 6, 00:14
agentx on Anything But That: “The full statement reads: “Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have…” Sep 5, 23:58
Mark Beggan on Anything But That: “” Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom ” Benjamin Franklin” Sep 5, 23:31
Northcode on Anything But That: “There’s a lot of talk in this place, and elsewhere, suggesting that because of Scotland’s sovereign past and how the…” Sep 5, 23:00
Insider on Anything But That: “Mark ! Behave yourself ! “James Che” is actually a very old lady who is sadly suffering from the onset…” Sep 5, 21:22
robertkknight on Anything But That: “I wouldn’t restrict such an astute observation to today…” Sep 5, 20:05
Spartan 117 on Anything But That: “Your posts here today have been appalling. Grow up.” Sep 5, 19:46
factchecker on Anything But That: “Alas, there are no facts here to check, merely your incomprehensible meanderings around historical events using terms like ‘sine die’…” Sep 5, 19:44
James Che on Anything But That: “Mark, Its a same when politicians cant convince the electors and have to resort to violence to get their own…” Sep 5, 19:10
Mark Beggan on Anything But That: “I would like yo start a crowdfunder to get James Che laid. The only condition is that he can only…” Sep 5, 18:55
robertkknight on Anything But That: “Praying that Reform win a huge majority of seats in England and damn all in Scotland. That’ll learn the ‘proud…” Sep 5, 18:42
Only the absence of the Fat Slags stops that being a Viz cover.
Top Tip: Scottish van drivers, surround your van in a protective layer of deep-fried batter in order to protect in case of accident and provide a tasty snack upon disembarkation. Also, free chips!
Can I get curry sauce with my Man Killed in Van Smash? Oh, and a portion of mushy peas, a saveloy, two cans of cherry Tango and a bottle of tommy k?
What do you mean you only have Dadies?!!?
Upon reading the header, maybe THAT'S why it's a family newspaper. Death, and chips. Fills all the gaps.
Top marks if the next time this deal is given, the headline is on the obesity epidemic.
You can imagine the scene when the drivers wife see this – Oh JESUS, that's ma man's van…….oh great free CHIPS!! Sonny, run ower the road an get five more copies a this paper, actually make it four as yer da won't be in for supper tonight.