The world's most-read Scottish politics website

Wings Over Scotland


This is why games are terrible now

Posted on November 20, 2017 by

It happens at 2m 30s, if you're in a hurry.

Seriously, all those millions in development, all the hundreds of pounds people have spent buying the PS4 and the VR headset and the game and the upgrade – how hard could it be to have it detect when you'd gone seriously off track and have the navigator go "ARGH! SHIT! OW! BLOODY HELL, GET BACK ON THE ROAD YOU MORON!", so as to not completely ruin the whole thing?

How dull-witted do you have to be, how far have you missed the point by, to obsess over every last wheelnut in the name of "realism" and then sit the player beside a virtually-real companion who keeps calmly reading out directions even as the car he's in plummets down a mountainside on its roof? For God's sake.

I despair, I really do.

Subscribe
Notify of
guest

2 Comments
Inline Feedbacks
View all comments

Honestly? This doesn't look all that great. I'd still rather play Sega Rally Championship on Saturn or Dreamcast. Is there something wrong with me? Maybe my eyesight is going bad. Or maybe this new title just stinks. Oh, well.

Johnny

Honestly, I really enjoy playing Dirt Rally 2.0 but this criticism is of course totally valid.

Frankly, it’s also stupid that you can barrel over a million times and come away unscathed (perhaps getting a four or six second penalty if you roll far enough off the track). It should be “rally over” that that point but then that would make it too much of a challenge and “frustrating” and we can’t have that, can we?

The thing is, arcade driving games where ‘the rules’ of the game allow smashing into things and coming away ok are fine. You know it’s not pretending to be ‘realistic’.

But this game is meant to be a realistic representation of rally so can’t really get away with that – it should make you drive properly but punishing you for this nonsense as you so eloquently imply.


  • About

    Wings Over Scotland is a (mainly) Scottish political media digest and monitor, which also offers its own commentary. (More)

    Stats: 6,695 Posts, 1,209,647 Comments

  • Recent Posts

  • Archives

  • Categories

  • Tags

  • Recent Comments

    • Marie on A short treatise on stalking: “You have failed to understand the point I was making. Of course you can’t apologise to people who are no…Jan 22, 11:23
    • 100%Yes on A short treatise on stalking: “Stay calm MaryB be a better woman than he is a man.Jan 22, 11:17
    • 100%Yes on A short treatise on stalking: “This shit deviates from what needs to be done, securing Independence and bringing the SNP to account on the constitutional…Jan 22, 11:09
    • Nae Need! on A short treatise on stalking: “I sincerely hope you are correct, Alf. Time will tell. I do now have a renewed interest in closely watching…Jan 22, 11:01
    • Nae Need! on A short treatise on stalking: “I totally agree.Jan 22, 10:52
    • Nae Need! on A short treatise on stalking: ““why did he fight to stay in the Alba party” Gathering intel for the NuSnp?Jan 22, 10:50
    • Geri on A short treatise on stalking: “Lessons will have been learned. Isn’t that what they say? LOL! Don’t hitch yer wagon to other countries as little…Jan 22, 10:22
    • gregor on The Great Hollowing: “Billy Bragg: @Trans: “Zuckerberg’s ‘masculine energy’ got its first win with Trump declaring there are only two genders. This agenda…Jan 22, 10:21
    • Geri on A short treatise on stalking: “Hasn’t it? He’s told colonisers in Europe, inc little England, to GTF. They wanna pick a fight? – Then pay…Jan 22, 10:06
    • Alf Baird on A short treatise on stalking: “Oor ain braw Scots langage comes fae oor verra saul (Kay); thon’s whit gies us oor ain cultur an identity.…Jan 22, 09:26
    • Alf Baird on A short treatise on stalking: “Both manufactured conflicts are effectively ended as far as President Trump and the US is concerned. Nationalism has won over…Jan 22, 09:13
    • Xaracen on The Great Hollowing: “Is that all you’ve got, Hatey? I’m disappointed. I note you made no attempt to address, let alone refute, anything…Jan 22, 09:13
    • Chas on A short treatise on stalking: “Am liking the brevity Mia. First ever post of yours I have read from start to finish. Try and keep…Jan 22, 09:12
    • MaryB on A short treatise on stalking: “What a tosser James Kelly is. Alba are better off without him. He’s no benefit to the SNP either. Classic…Jan 22, 09:08
    • Al McBrian on A short treatise on stalking: “I lived in England on and off for many years and was never once described by anyone as an immigrant.Jan 22, 08:43
    • diabloandco on A short treatise on stalking: “Yep, he was once my go to for statistics and polling – not now.Jan 22, 07:58
    • Hatey McHateface on The Great Hollowing: “Andrew Liddle writing in Unherd on the possibility of an SNP-Labour governing coalition in HR after the 2026 election: “the…Jan 22, 07:52
    • Hatey McHateface on The Great Hollowing: “A back-room group will already be working on the most acceptable way to combine the “Will For Independence” process with…Jan 22, 07:41
    • Hatey McHateface on A short treatise on stalking: “Here’s another one: On Wings BTL, it is widely assumed that gregor is the sole reader of his own posts.Jan 22, 07:07
    • Jeannie McCrimmon on A short treatise on stalking: “Sit doon Mr Kelly is a personal Holyrood favourite.Jan 22, 04:57
    • Young Lochinvar on The Great Hollowing: “Ah well, who knows, give him a break. As we used to joke asking the local Germans back in the…Jan 22, 01:59
    • Skip_NC on A short treatise on stalking: “In this context, “tortured sole” is correct. James Kelly is like a fish out of water.Jan 22, 01:50
    • Young Lochinvar on The Great Hollowing: “Still waiting for a meaningful factual reply yoon (or is it scum!). Heck I don’t know but you sound well…Jan 22, 01:45
    • Skip_NC on A short treatise on stalking: “Alba is doing something. It’s just that the media don’t talk about it.Jan 22, 01:43
    • gregor on The Great Hollowing: “BBC (2025): Gray apologises over football match meetings: “Health Secretary Neil Gray has apologised for “inadvertently” misleading MSPs over the…Jan 22, 01:37
    • gregor on A short treatise on stalking: “Olde Throne: Greyfriars Kirkyard: “Oh, Greyfriars Where the Covenanters lay Ceased by the black judge Cut down by his hand…Jan 22, 00:55
    • gregor on The Great Hollowing: “Funnily enough – same could be said for J.K. Rowling (et al)… https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1881728397598175645Jan 22, 00:06
    • Confused on The same old tricks: “another classic from the archiveJan 21, 23:50
    • gregor on A short treatise on stalking: “If you insist, McFetish… “The sole of your foot or of a shoe or sock is the underneath surface of…Jan 21, 23:50
    • Confused on A short treatise on stalking: “main cavorts with satan and a black cat under moonlight in greyfriars a heretic by any measureJan 21, 23:42
  • A tall tale



↑ Top
163
0
Would love your thoughts, please comment.x
()
x