Coming very soon
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March 21, 2016 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
We’ve got a little surprise for you this week, readers.
Stay tuned.
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21 03 16 07:44
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Oh Rev. You tease š
Intriguing…
Waiting with battered breath, Rev!
That’s really scary
Hope it’s a nicer surprise than BOO!
Fair gave me a wee fricht.
Hmm, very fishy, eh Fairliered?
“Anticipation is making me crazy”
Oooo, we like surprises š
Furtive, he’s being very furtive.
Stu, could this be the Project K you alluded to some weeks ago?
Yes. Yes it could.
Oh Goody!
A Wee book, Back in Black?
I’ve made a prediction and I’ve written it down in my wee black book.
Can’t wait to see if I’m right’
Project K…with an E?
Considers tuning out!
It’s a new children’s novel set in the fictional Porkwarts castle where young ghosts learn to scare with the best of ’em.
I’ve just booked my ringside seat.
Are we about to turn over a new leaf or two?
Can’t wait, the suspenders is killing me.
š
On tenterhooks !!
Project Fear for toddlers?
Prezzie for easter. Doesn’t get any better. š
Is there chocolate involved?
This probably enters into the ‘you’ve asked a stupid question, you idiot’ bracket because the projects have different names but is this different from Project Red?
‘Zat a short scary “Boo” or the longer derisive “Boo” you might use at a wee SLAB convention? Jist wondering!
As I write, shredders will be shredding, e mail accounts deleted, expenses hotel receipts and meal tickets doctored.
There’s nothing to engender a panic attack in the Unionist camp than a ‘Watch this space; Expenses/sex/ nepotism expose’ teaser.
Salome slicing a wee juicy scandal are you, Rev? The dance of the seven Unionist veils.
I just popped into the Herald site. I know, the last thing you should do is pick at a scab; it will never heal.
It has been taken over by the usual Unionist Suspects, trotting out the fatuous, ‘I’m Scottish, a citizen of the UK, and British, and 2,000,000 of my fellow North Brits agreed with me. (for ever more, apparently).
I wait with bated breath the Unionist manifestos.
They all are in favour of Tuition Fees, aren’t they?
Ā£9000 a year per student will come in handy.
Reintroduce tolls on the Kessock, Skye, Tay, Forth, Erskine Bridges, and the Kingston bridge, and the Clyde Tunnel, while we’re at it.
Prescription charges anyone? After all that is ‘proud to be a citizen of the UK’ policy Down There in the Westminster HO of Ruth’s, Kezia’s and Wullie’s British Parties.
(I seem to recall that Wullie swept to power on the back of a scrap Forth Bridge Tolls Ticket. Oh, the irony.)
Free travel for the elderly? Means test it.
Free personal care? Not while there’s a Labour or Tory LA Administration to gum up the works.
Bedroom Tax? Scrap this Scottish Mitigation scheme.
NHS in Scotland? All 3 Unionist Parties would ‘introduce competition..privatise privatise, privatise.
JoLa’s ‘something for nothing’ speech, has not gone away.
The above are just some of the Better Together policy beezers…
In which safe house is Wee Ruth currently sheltering?
Can’t wait, Stu.
just a guess ? but is that a diagram of Jackie Baillie when she fell over.
I’m thinking project BS.
Are we getting page 3 girls?
Can the surprise be a nice one please, and can it be on Thursday?
I’ll need cheerin’ up on Thursday.
Ooh the excitement, my nerves are on edge but in a good way. link to youtube.com
@Jack Collatin Liking your posts a lot Jack.
@Davy – Superb! Truly.
‘Stay tuned?’ I have problems with the spoken word, can we have subtitles please?
Is that ‘Boo!’, as in a creepy Jim Murphy (sans halo) jumping out from behind a bush to scare the shit out of anyone in Scotland while saying, “Ha-ha! And you thought I’d gone away, did you…!?”…?
Or, is it ‘Boo(oo)!ā, as in the reaction in Scotland to an upper-class English announcer on the BBC saying, “…And now for more of his impartial, fair and unbiased views on Scottish independence, here is Nick Robinson…”…?
Cheers, Nana. I’m emerging from my winter hibernation. Not long now.
UK membership costs Scotland Ā£13Billion +++ a year. More than EU membership costs the UK a year (reduced ā¬15Billion – Ā£12Billion) a year that comes back.
UK membership costs Scotland Ā£4Billion in loan repayments Scotland doesn’t borrow or spend, Ā£4Billion (60% tax for five years – Ā£20Billion) in lost Oil Revenues, lost Ā£1Billion in a tax on ‘loss leading’ cheap alcoholic, Ā£1Billion on Trident/illegal wars, Ā£3Billion? In tax evasion. HMRC not fit for purpose = Ā£13Billion. Secret, illegal governance hodden under Official Secrets Act = Ā£300Billion Oil Fund.
EU costs Scotland Ā£1Billion which comes back, in CAP payments (taken by Westminster) Renewables Grants (+ CSS blocked by Westminster), shared Defence costs (lost to Westminster)
HS2 (Ā£70Billion – double it) Hinkley nuclear (Ā£25Billion – double it) – a total waste of public money = Ā£95Billion – the Defict. Ā£170Billion Trident – a total fraudulent waste of public money – the National debt.
Cold, hungry worried people can’t sleep and get sick. The majority of people are ashamed, sick and disgusted that vulnerable people are being sanctioned and starved to death. (by Unionist policies).
Blair/Brown/Cameron/Osbourne should be put in jail. The Chilcot has bern illegally delayed.
Stocks & shares ISA’s are so fraudulent they should be abolished.
Oooh, how exciting!
Of course there is the WoS githering in Glasgow on saturday afternoon and evening..
Waxy’s, downstairs. Speakers, sounds and songs.
Come along.
@Rev Stu
Are you planning to come along to the Glasgow shindig next Saturday and scare us all?
That would indeed be a shock!
Can you handle me?Ifn ye caint,you aint gonna be ma boo!
Urban Dictionary.
Are you going for lunch with Brian Spanner at JK Rowling hoose ?
Have you joined the Labour party ?
Questions…Questions…have to wait for the answers…answers.
Should be good!
Btw, are you aware that the Pro-EU SNP Campaign have designed their very own “Wee blEU Book”?
I reckon Wings are due some royalties! XD
I KNOW!
It’s sport isn’t it? You’re opening a sport page.
If that’s not it, I’ll be eating this cherry-pie hat for dessert later… š
…is it animal, vegetable or mineral?
(The older readers will get it!)
Mibbae wurr gettin, ah mockingbird.
You have proof that Ruth Davidson’s love for Stephen Crabb has cured her gayness.
Hey….that’s mine…………
@Clootie
Lady Barnett and Gilbert Harding with Babs Kelly and Davie Nixon and that Irishman asking the questions… Those were the days when Auntie was Queen! š
I was very young then.
Still to be heard on occasions on radio 4 extra DAB radio.
Anyhoo… Roll on the BOO.
It’ll be that vinegar emporium I’m telling ye.
Mogabee 9.56
Just to keep you going!
link to youtube.com
Big BOO and project K from The Rev?
“The first was a government of priestcraft, the second of conquerors, and the third of reason. – Thomas Paine, The Rights of Man”
Mike cassidy
š š š
Perhaps it’s THE Boo Radley?
If memory serves he left wee gifts for the Finch children in the knothole of a tree.
Grey, balding, thin lipped with an icy stare. Is IDS really Boo Radley?
PIP ‘better targeted to meets the needs of disabled people MOST in need.’
A wee gift secreted in the knothole that is Scotland.
Those disabled people who are considered ‘least’ in need, get nothing. The Tory way. Well Done, Ruth, and Professor Tomkins, the next one through the revolving Unionist leadership door.
Can’t get this silly grin off my face..and at my age too.
i hope it int another photo of a tory molesting a dead pig
Map of central Scotland… just hope there’s not an ‘M’ at the end of that ‘BOO’.
Yah! Boo!
Wubbish!
Trembles in anticipation. ( fifty shades).
OK here’s my guess. You’ve secured the services of IndyPosterBoy.
link to i51.photobucket.com
Boobs?
@ Schrodingerscat.
Yay! I have missed your succinct & witty quips.
Boris Or Osborne? Nah, that can’t be it, only one of them still in the race.
‘Wee K haki Boo – k?’
Because this time, it’s war?
Boot camp? Shake your booty? Bool in the mooth? Booze? Booker prize? Boom time? Boozey and Hawkes? Boonessan in Mull? Boorish behaviour? Boost for Labour? (naw, I don’t think so.) Boovril and a pie? American pronunciation of buoy? Boowdlerise? (censor that one.) Boomerang? It came as a boon and a blessing to men, the Pickwick, the Owl, and the Waverley pen? Boo hoo!
Coffee time with SLab, most desperate yoon #SNPbad in the last hour, “Scotland” is just a SLabour word now, so its fine
Duncan Hothersall ?@dhothersall 3 mins3 minutes ago
Duncan Hothersall Retweeted Angela Constance
Angela is basically Nicola’s way of looking Scotland straight in the eye and saying “Oh yeah? Whatcha gonna do?” Duncan Hothersall added,
Angela Constance @AConstanceMSP
Been packing my weans bag 4 school camp & despite clear instructions from school..I just had to put in a packet of Jaffa Cakes…just had to
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O/T
Q&A with Nicola and young scots 11.30am
link to firstminister.gov.scot
Betty’s On Opiates?
Brutish Orange Order?
Nah..Books On Order š
Boo doon & kiss Dimbleby’s erse!
HEADLINES – BREAKING NEWS
Rev Stu Campbell pulls the plug in bath and reveals a massive hole.
News of Mafeking?
Archie…but is it a ‘black hole’? š
BOOm and Busty…the inside story of lady Mayfair’s briefs?
Perhaps an MBE in the offing?
An spooky reprise of Blair McD’s favourite word?
If you turn the BOO on it’s side it makes a very cute logo wearing a Lone Ranger Mask.
It looks very cute but the mask could be hiding a very sinister character.
We will have to wait for the unmasking in the meantime I will entertain myself by messing about with the BOO in photoshop.
Bugger Off Option
I’ve got it,
you’re the new star turn in the National? but will that mean you are the establishment? and if so will that mean we are not evil cybernats anymore?
BOO HO ;-(
Madame Mone Boobs Again?
Mmm. Boo. Betty Boo.
I’ve got it. You’re being knighted by Lizbet for services to Truth.
Arise, Sir Rev.
Is that a double D i see in the B? Yer a fly so and so Rev. I tried clicking on the picture hoping for a enlarged version to hopefully find a wee hidden clue but all i got was a shrunken version and a wee exclamation mark. You’re not giving much away, eh!
š
“Stay with us Scotland!”
D Boowie
I am now thoroughly convinced that you’re all quite mad but I like you š
@ Lollysmum (5.28pm):
Och, yer no so bad yersel! We are all a very strange assortment of oddballs, intelligent ones mind you and together we all help make WOS the success it is. Every last one of us! There is always a method in our collective madness, eh! Cuckoo Wings!
š
Rev unmasked
Turn it upside down and we get 008 the revs the new James Bond, license to kill stupidity!
If you turn this picture on its side, it looks like Glumbo wearing a big pair of glasses. Yoo Noo
The mind boggles
Big Kez has a W tattoo on her left buttock and S on her right one.
Hi praise indeed š
Surely you’re not going to Back the Orange Order?
So it’s BOO is it? Mmmm, scary stuff then……I know, Brian Spanner unmasked!
Or not, as the case may be…
@Lanarkist says: 21 March, 2016 at 8:08 am:
“Project Kā¦with an E?”
That’ll be as opposed to Kaye wi wan, “e’e”.
The thirled auld carlin frae the BBC.
@Lollysmum says: 21 March, 2016 at 5:28 pm
“I am now thoroughly convinced that youāre all quite mad but I like you.”
Jings! Have you only just realised it?
New shock #SNPgood hashtag?
Behind the BOO there is a clue…
The map of Scotland from west of Loch Lomond to the head of the Firth of Forth by Bannockburn.
Are you coming home Rev???
That would be nice, really nice = )
BOO!!! Well it fair geed me a fleg!!!
I hope it is not a nude picture of that Labour chappie.
How soon is now?
…. Is it that you are going to write a piece called “How Sensibledave put me straight on some things I didn’t really quite understand properly – but now I do?”
Wanker.