The world's most-read Scottish politics website

Wings Over Scotland


Off-topic

Posted on January 02, 1968 by

For off-topic chat. Duh.

39608 to “Off-topic”

  1. Michael McCabe says:

    Lost Paraguayos. link to youtube.com

    Reply
  2. Macart says:

    @Ian B

    Oh, that’s a good un’. 🙂

    Reply
  3. Smallaxe says:

    Michael McCabe:

    Put another chair on the fire,bring that bottle over here!

    🙂

    Peace Always

    Reply
  4. Michael McCabe says:

    I have to play this. it just seems So. link to youtube.com

    Reply
  5. Macart says:

    These two were a bit mahoosive when I lived in the states.

    link to youtube.com

    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  6. Michael McCabe says:

    This Song ? Well I try my best. link to youtube.com

    Reply
  7. Brian Doonthetoon says:

    Before I turn in for tonight, I’d like to type that if you have been affected by anything you’ve read in ‘off-topic’ over the past 24 hours, there are various help lines available to supply you with comfort, in your time of need.

    google.com is a fine source for what you need – that or ‘Quarantine’.

    link to wingsoverscotland.com

    Reply
  8. Brian Doonthetoon says:

    And, BTW, this help is not available in any stores – it can only be found be sending me your bank a/c details, including any passwords needed.

    Don’t be fooled by lesser claims. Try me now!

    Reply
  9. Smallaxe says:

    Michael McCabe:

    Now you’ve got me putting on my velvet bell-bottoms and my
    cheesecloth shirt!

    🙂

    Peace Man

    Reply
  10. Michael McCabe says:

    I am proof you don’t need to be Smart to Appreciate Music. link to youtube.com

    Reply
  11. Smallaxe says:

    If Mr Doonthetoon can Not be available!

    Telephone Smallaxe @ the PRO-CLAIMERS Arbroath 100

    Peace Always

    Reply
  12. Smallaxe says:

    Michael McCabe:

    Smart! Sir you have the intelligence of a Midge

    🙂

    Peace Always

    Reply
  13. yesindyref2 says:

    The best of the Lords

    link to youtube.com

    Oooh, just noticed it’s 1.00 again! yippeeeeeeeeeee

    Reply
  14. Smallaxe says:

    yesindyref2:

    I could nearly sing that song,but I could not have told you that guys name in a month of Sundays.

    Peace Always

    Reply
  15. CameronB Brodie says:

    Michael McCabe
    Hope you’ve not got a pretensious-o-meter handy but I think you’ve got a firm grasp on the human condition and can, on occasion, be quite profound, frankly.

    Reply
  16. yesindyref2 says:

    @Smallaxe
    Well, I did go for the flares and double-breasted jackets, flowery ties and colourful shirts, but then settled down into Brutus jeans for a while!

    Reply
  17. yesindyref2 says:

    Mmm, I remember I had a black hat with a red cravat round it. Used to know I was doing OK if a girl I was dancing with took it off and put it on her own head.

    Reply
  18. Cherry says:

    indyref i just found this …i have no idea what or how have a look.

    link to docs.google.com

    Reply
  19. Cherry says:

    i was in chrome docs program, then i came out then this appeared on my screen?

    Reply
  20. yesindyref2 says:

    @Cherry
    Answered on main thread 🙂

    Reply
  21. Thepnr says:

    Greatest western even and one of the greatest scenes.

    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  22. Smallaxe says:

    Did everybody’s internet go down or just me?

    Reply
  23. Thepnr says:

    Some one get that clip. Some won’t.

    Reply
  24. Tinto Chiel says:

    Yes, Henry Fonda as a baddie: that was a real shock. And what a western it was.

    And of course CC…..

    *sighs*

    Anyhoo, something to get you all awake. Just don’t stand too close to your speakers, Smallaxe.

    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  25. Smallaxe says:

    Tinto Chiel:

    Thanks for the warning,I now have no speakers,I turned my clocks back last night and I think I overdone it.

    I turned them back 310yrs,Freeedom 🙂

    Peace Always

    Reply
  26. Chic McGregor says:

    Powerful and controlled performance fae this wee lass.

    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  27. Thepnr says:

    Here’s something for you Chic, it’s 15 minutes long but I believe you will like it.

    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  28. Ian Brotherhood says:

    Mid-semester essays bagged and ‘turned-in’.

    Talk about a ‘sense of freedom’? Man, ahm pure dancin’ wi’ masel here…

    🙂

    McFadden & Whitehead, ‘Aint No Stopping Us Now’ –

    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  29. Ian Brotherhood says:

    I’m sure my mum had a Sirdar pattern for one of these JB outfits.

    Soo-perb…

    James Brown, ‘Soul Power’, Zaire 1974.

    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  30. CameronB Brodie says:

    Ian Brotherhood
    I’m sure our payback is coming soon Ian. All I can say though is tight, polished even. Very reveling. 🙂

    Reply
  31. Ian Brotherhood says:

    Months ago we were supposed to start rehearsals for the premiere of this at the Friends of WOS Independence Day social!

    Has anyone been practising?

    Obviously, we know who’ll be doing the sexy lady/heels stuff, but what about the rest of it?

    I nominate Thepnr to be Bruno. (I’ve already baggsed the dude in the white suit.)

    Mark Ronson, ‘Uptown Funk’ featuring Bruno Mars

    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  32. CameronB Brodie says:

    Revealing not reveling.

    That last comment might make some sense now.

    Reply
  33. Ian Brotherhood says:

    Have to give this one a wee run-out from time to time.

    The classic, when TOTP got mixed-up between Jackie Wilson and Oor Ain Jocky…

    Rowland must’ve gone fucking mental when he saw the playback.

    Dexy’s Midnight Runners, ‘Jackie Wilson Said’ –

    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  34. Ian Brotherhood says:

    Jocky Wilson doing his stuff without Dexy’s…

    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  35. CameronB Brodie says:

    And there was me just about to suggest that difference provides the space for imagination, innovation and progress. Ach well. 🙂

    The B-52’s – There’s A Moon In The Sky (Called The Moon)
    link to youtube.com

    Thanks for stirring memories of adolescence Rock. 🙂

    Reply
  36. Smallaxe says:

    Ian Brotherhood:

    Congratulations Ian,well done getting your essays in.I just popped in with a flagon of “Electric Soup” for you,so that you can celebrate properly.We’re proud of you Professor Brotherhood.

    Oh,by the way,just in case you drink it all,Happy New Year!
    🙂

    Peace,Love and Respect

    Reply
  37. Chic McGregor says:

    Thepnr

    He was a true enlightenment scientist, ‘dare to think’ unlike the majority these days who prefer deferentiality or lionisation.

    Cannot stand those who try to win the argument by quoting some higher authority rather than giving their own reasoning.

    Science is not a liberal arts degree.

    Reply
  38. Brian Doonthetoon says:

    I haven’t stuck on any music for a while so here’s one from 1968 to waken you up. It features Adrian Gurvitz, who went on to write a classic – in an attic.

    link to youtube.com

    The second two are from the early 70s. In the first, substitute the phrase “ESSO understands” in the choruses and think about a Morris Minor wending its way through English country lanes. Fans of Marmalade can check out the producer/arranger named on the label.

    link to youtube.com

    From the same band is this one, which, when I reheard it a couple of years ago I recognised but I’d never known who did it. It was unlocked from a dusty corner of my musical memorybockers.

    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  39. Ian Brotherhood says:

    @Smallaxe –

    🙂

    Cheers aplenty & thanks amuch.

    When I get a place in an ivory tower I will have fond memories of y’all, and pen the occasional ditty about the days when I mixed with The Great Unwashed.

    It’s the least I can do…

    In the meantime, here’s Julie Fowlis doing ‘Touch The Sky’ with her pals –

    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  40. Michael McCabe says:

    And now for Something Completely Different. link to youtube.com

    Reply
  41. CameronB Brodie says:

    I forgot to mention you can also be quite brilliant Michael? As I perceive it obvs.

    Reply
  42. CameronB Brodie says:

    That was obs. meant to be a question, as in “did I mention….”.

    Reply
  43. Thepnr says:

    @Michael McCabe

    🙂 🙂 🙂

    I particularly liked “I do not think clams stop rusting” for “Didn’t mean to make you cry”. Just stop it, OK! LOL

    Reply
  44. Nana says:

    @Smallaxe

    I go away for the weekend and miss all the fun, what with billboards causing mayhem all over the place and Express hacks giving Stu cause to sue.

    Looks like the off topic gang are keeping you amused.

    Hope you are doing well these days xx

    Reply
  45. Nana says:

    @cearc

    Tried calling you several times, no reply. Can you email me.

    Reply
  46. CameronB Brodie says:

    You’ve got to love these guys. What happened to that WOS dating service btw? Scotland needs repopulating! 🙂

    The B-52’s – “Song For A Future Generation”
    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  47. Chic McGregor says:

    Crossword in the digital National is the same as Saturday’s.
    Is the dead tree version also thus afflicted.

    Reply
  48. Chic McGregor says:

    Also the number square is the easiest ever, you could just write the numbers straight in by simple inspection.

    Oh well, no excuse to delaying work on my windows.

    B listed building, 170 years old, sash windows not allowed to alter their appearance.

    I have devised a method for double glazing them but it takes a bit of work.

    Reply
  49. CameronB Brodie says:

    To be honest, I would have thought most LGBT identifying Scots should be open to “The Methodology of the Oppressed”. I’m straight though so what would I know?

    Reply
  50. Smallaxe says:

    Nana:

    I’m fine Nana,thanks,hope you enjoyed your weekend.

    Peace Always

    Reply
  51. Nana says:

    @Smallaxe

    Oops just saw your comment on the main thread. I usually post links, take my wee dug out and then I check the thread in case anyone has spotted a broken link or whatever.

    Was chatting to the postie and now I’m chilled to the bone Brrr

    Reply
  52. Smallaxe says:

    Nana:

    Postman’s knock? 🙂

    Peace Always

    Reply
  53. Ian Brotherhood says:

    @Chic –

    You’re right enough, the cryptic in paper is Sat’s, although other puzzles seem new.

    Don’t know what that’s all about…

    Reply
  54. Chic McGregor says:

    Ian

    Aye, a wee bit annoying because I had two or three questionmarked answers to check.

    Reply
  55. CameronB Brodie says:

    “I’m straight though so what would I know?”

    I just realised that’s a bit crass as I’m defining myself as “straight” (i.e. the norm) in comparison to LGBT folk, who must, therefore, be deviant or deficient.

    Sorry, I’m not up on the latest labels. Rusty, Edinburgh.

    Reply
  56. Smallaxe says:

    CameronB Brodie:

    CameronB,my friend,no need for labels,love is love.

    Rusty,Edinburgh.See Tinto Chiel I’m sure he has plenty of WD40
    although he may not have enough to do Edinburgh. 🙂

    Peace Always

    Reply
  57. cearc says:

    nana,

    Have done. The phone line is down.

    Chic,

    Unfortunately, I have lost contact with an old friend who had designed double and triple pulley systems that fitted into the same space as the originals. He was doing very nicely supplying them with approval to listed buildings in the Bristol/Bath conservation areas back in the ’80s.

    So it can be done and I am sure that you can work it out. I think that the wheels were laid flat to the frame.

    Reply
  58. Ian Brotherhood says:

    @Chic –

    I checked with National, seems it was a hitch and all should be back to normal tomorrow.

    Reply
  59. Tinto Chiel says:

    Sorry, guys, it’s click-flooring week at Tinto Towers and I’m all out of lubrication (ooh, matron!), so this may be appropriate:

    link to youtube.com

    I know it’s almost tea time, but enjoy some cheese.

    Reply
  60. Chic McGregor says:

    Thanks Ian, hope they still post the answers to Sat’s.

    Thanks for that Nana. The system I came up with works no problem with the original pully weight systems and it is cheap and effective.

    I did a trial conversion on a large bathroom with a large window (12 panes of glass). Chose the bathroom since it is about the worst place for potential steam ingress into the sealed units. It has been in for a year, and no intra glass misting issues. Also that room has gone from being the coldest one we had to the warmest now with no change in the heating system.

    Reply
  61. Smallaxe says:

    Tinto Chiel:

    That’s Fricke n’ Rich coming from you!

    🙂

    Peace Always

    Reply
  62. Smallaxe says:

    Chic McGregor:

    Chick!

    I think that it was cearc,not Nana,that gave advice on windows

    #Specsavers 🙂

    Peace Always

    Reply
  63. Tinto Chiel says:

    Heeheeheeheehee!

    It’s the way ye tell ’em, Smallaxe.

    At my age, I can’t get no genuflection.

    Reply
  64. Smallaxe says:

    Tinto Chiel:

    Five deep knee bends….and relax 🙂

    Peace Always

    Reply
  65. Chic McGregor says:

    Smallaxe

    Your right, sorry cearc, Nana.

    BTW Chick is short for Cearc, Chic is short for Tearlach. 😉

    Reply
  66. Thepnr says:

    @yesindyref2

    See you were busy putting some right over at the Daily Express tonight 🙂

    link to archive.is

    Reply
  67. Smallaxe says:

    Chic McGregor:-)

    You win Chic,I’m off to Specsavers. 🙂

    Peace Always

    Reply
  68. Brian Doonthetoon says:

    A seaman meets a pirate in a bar.
    They talk about their adventures on the sea.

    The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, a hook, and an eye patch.
    The seaman asks, “So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?”
    The pirate replies, “We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks.
    Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off.”

    “Wow!” said the seaman. “What about your hook”?
    “Well”, replied the pirate, “We were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords.
    One of the enemy cut my hand off.”

    “Incredible!” remarked the seaman. “How did you get the eye patch”?
    “A seagull dropping fell into my eye,” replied the pirate.
    “You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?” the sailor asked incredulously.

    “Well,” said the pirate, “it was my first day with the hook.”

    Reply
  69. Thepnr says:

    @Brian Doonthetoon

    It’s good to have a wee laugh now and agin 🙂

    Reply
  70. Michael McCabe says:

    Once upon a time in the West. link to youtube.com

    Reply
  71. Michael McCabe says:

    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  72. Thepnr says:

    @Michael

    Muppets funny as feck 🙂 🙂 Na Na Na Na

    In Scotland though some prefer Aye Aye Aye Aye Aye Ayeeeee.

    Reply
  73. Michael McCabe says:

    I like this wee song. link to youtube.com

    Reply
  74. Smallaxe says:

    Michael McCabe:

    I liked it also and I like the colours on his guitar

    Peace Always

    Reply
  75. yesindyref2 says:

    @Thepnr
    Thanks, I think I’m starting to get the style now. Correct wrong info, highlight the bigotted comments, and welcome all to visit our beautiful country and check it out for themselves. We’ll always keep a welcome here.

    Doddle!

    link to youtube.com

    Ooops.

    Reply
  76. Nana says:

    @Smallaxe

    Good morning, hope you had a restful night.

    Get the coffee on, links on main thread and here’s a few more you and some folks may find interesting.

    link to irishpost.co.uk

    link to noglory.org?

    1972 Bank of England director “We control all press & politicians”. Justin Walker, Harry Pilkington
    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  77. Smallaxe says:

    Nana:

    Thanks for the extra links,you have fed me well this morning.
    Hope you are well,give your little dog a biscuit and a clap from me. 🙂

    Peace Always

    Reply
  78. Nana says:

    @Smallaxe

    Beautiful crisp morning here spent lifting the last of the apples crop. Looks like it will be apple pie, crumble or similar for some time. Neighbours happy to get their share and my wee dug had a chew as well.

    My thoughts are with you and your family today, hoping the results are good xx

    Reply
  79. Smallaxe says:

    Nana:

    Thank you for your kind thoughts,the support that I have received from your good self and many others has gone a long in lifting my spirits and confirming my belief that there are more good people than bad living in our beautiful country and planet.

    Peace,Love and Gratitude

    Billy

    Reply
  80. Smallaxe says:

    long way: up above 🙂

    Reply
  81. Cactus says:

    @Rogue Coder ~

    Cheers for me 10,000 flags delivery 🙂

    They all fly/stick from now until we’re independent and beuyond.

    From the 1st of November 2016 until Thursday the xx/xx/20xx

    ‘Sherk-a-leg’ do not let Scotland down by AC/DC
    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  82. Chic McGregor says:

    Crossword back to normal today with Saturday’s answers.

    Reply
  83. Cactus says:

    Just a thought..

    As there’s been many a talk of a new small book..

    Consider.. ‘The Wee Black n Blue Book.’

    Combine both into the one for the new update..

    Begin on the negative and end on the positive..

    I can see the cover already.. cheers.

    Reply
  84. Tinto Chiel says:

    Evening, groovers.

    Haven’t had folk for a while. If you watched the PBS American Civil War series you might remember it.

    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  85. Tinto Chiel says:

    Heard this in the car.

    Well-known but good licks.

    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  86. CameronB Brodie says:

    Three questions I need help answering. Can I get some please. TA

    1. My wi-fi modem appeared to receive a ‘software upgrade’ and now keeps switching itself off. Have I been hacked or is it simply gash tech?

    2. Can one achieve a ‘correct’ perspective without having all the necessary information on which to base one’s senses of proportion and priority.

    3. If difference provides the space for progress, can progress occur in the absence of difference?

    4. David Mundell, Secretary of State for Scotland, fluffy or dangerous?

    5. Do I have a future selling turboencabulators?

    6. Paranoid, me???

    7. Is it not painfull how long it takes some folk to recognise the error of their ways and adopt better practice? It’s taken me until now to save this to a text file. 🙂

    “The right to development is an inalienable human right by virtue of which every human person and all peoples are entitled to participate in, contribute to, and enjoy economic, social, cultural and political development, in which all human rights and fundamental freedoms can be fully realized.” (Article 1.1, Declaration on the Right to Development)

    “The human right to development also implies the full realization of the right of peoples to self-determination, which includes, subject to the relevant provisions of both International Covenants on Human Rights, the exercise of their inalienable right to full sovereignty over all their natural wealth and resources.” (Article 1.2)

    link to un.org

    Though probably unnecessary.

    link to urbandictionary.com
    link to urbandictionary.com

    Reply
  87. Cactus says:

    Cheers for the Folk Alley TC, a most excellent quartet..

    .. I loves the swell of the strings 🙂

    It got the hair up on the back of ma neck, that’s endorphins for ye.

    Heading out in the Southside furra swally in this fine city, look out.

    Reply
  88. Tinto Chiel says:

    From only the only Eno-less Roxy Music album I liked, you know, before they became just a Byron Ferrari cabaret act:

    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  89. Cactus says:

    Fresh tablecloth.

    Reply
  90. Tinto Chiel says:

    Cheers, Cactus. Have a good night. Curry on the horizon ce soir?

    CameronB: you’re a great man for the hard questions.

    But who is David Mundell? Some kinda magician or somefink?

    Reply
  91. CameronB Brodie says:

    Can I re-work number two without appearing too up myself?

    2. Can one prioritise ‘correctly’ without having access to all the information required to inform one’s senses of perspective, proportion and scale?

    Reply
  92. yesindyref2 says:

    Strange thing happened on the herald today. I’d done that posting on leask’s article where I’d taken the unionists abusive postings and made a list, and even made indirect attacks on leask. All postings stayed up. But on another thread I made a reply, not aginst the rules, but a very weak reply which I didn’t like and wished I hadn’t bothered but didn’t delete it. 10 or 15 minutes later it was deleted. Like I say nothing offensive, but not my style. Makes me think someone was doing me a favour. I also think it’s happened before.

    Very strange. Maybe I have a guardian angel, or at least, a herald one!

    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  93. yesindyref2 says:

    @CameronB Brodie
    I quickly got this “2. If your computer’s connection is wireless/wifi, you may be on a crowded wireless channel,” (the other 2 choices not applicable).

    Possible the software upgrade has switched wireless channels on your router, the computer has picked it up OK, but as it says it’s crowded, your neighbour is using the same channel!

    You’d need to find out how to change channel on your router.

    It’s a possibility, that’s all.

    Reply
  94. Smallaxe says:

    yesindyref2:

    In the sunshine of your love?

    be an angel

    Peace Always

    Reply
  95. yesindyref2 says:

    @CBB
    Thinking about that, the software upgrade could ahve defaulted to the US which uses different channels to Europe. Don’t know the details, but maybe a passing taxi, your mobile phone, central heating pump emits enough on that frequency range to upset the router so it safetey reboots. I’m guessing!

    Reply
  96. CameronB Brodie says:

    Tinto Chiel
    ffs I telt you he’s the “Secretary of State for Scotland”. In other words, he provides the solution of synthesis that enables English nationalism and the respect of human rights to co-exist.

    Remember kids, British nationalism is English nationalism.

    Just say no to thugs!

    Reply
  97. CameronB Brodie says:

    yesindyref2
    Thanks, both for informing and taking the time to recognise there are actually a couple of serious questions there.

    btw sorry for losing the rag the other night. If you were paying attention you may have spotted I used “nn” instead of the letter “m”. I’ve no idea what that was but perhaps it indicates the degree to which my mind was trying to rebel, as my self-respect fought to exert itself. 🙂

    Hope there’s no lingering animosity.

    Reply
  98. Tinto Chiel says:

    CameronB: got him now- Wee Snackbeard/Magnificent Husk, of course! Got him mixed up with yon Copperfield dude.

    Mind you, that wee boy of his….. makes Jacob Rees-Mogg look like spliff-sucking hipster.

    How are you, Smallaxe? Hope things went ok today.

    Reply
  99. yesindyref2 says:

    @CBB

    link to youtube.com

    Peace Always!

    Reply
  100. yesindyref2 says:

    @CBB

    “4. David Mundell, Secretary of State for Scotland, fluffy or dangerous?”

    Our man in manana.

    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  101. Smallaxe says:

    yesindyref2:

    Music to my ears 🙂

    Peace Always

    Reply
  102. Smallaxe says:

    Tinto Chiel:

    Hi Tinto,I’m just a wee bit fu.. Kna.. tired,but OK.Thanks.

    Quiet in here tonight,slow on main T.have you laid that floor yet?

    Peace Always

    Reply
  103. David says:

    Answers for Cameron. Remember that answers are like ‘Tory principles’- if you don’t like these ones, I have others…:

    1: Of course you’ve been hacked! See ans to No. 6 for more details. (Or ask GCHQ)

    2: Who defines ‘correct’, and who defines ‘necessary’?

    3: Yes, progress can occur. This q reminds me of the one about ‘do we need bad things in order to have good things? No of course not.

    4: Mundell IS dangerous. Not in himself, cos he is a useless buffoon, but in the party he supports. He is the fluffy cover for a psychopathic, criminal, gang.

    5: TAKE MY MONEY NOW!! PS What’s a turboencabulator?

    6: You may very well be paranoid. However, as you are indeed a ‘vile cybernat’, as evidenced by your posting on here, yes, *they* are indeed out to get you. And me. And everyone here in Paula’s Palm-House. But don’t worry, we have right on our side. 😉

    7: You can lead a horse to water but you cannot make it drink. Let time do it’s work.

    8: 42 (Bonus answer.)

    Joan Jett – I Got No Answers:

    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  104. CameronB Brodie says:

    David

    🙂

    I’ll leave the rest up to your imagination.

    Reply
  105. Smallaxe says:

    5/ turboencaulators Factually no! Fictionally yes.

    Peace Always

    Reply
  106. CameronB Brodie says:

    “Turbo Encabulator”
    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  107. Thepnr says:

    @yesindyref

    What you had there with the Herald was a failure to communicate.

    Luckily someone spared you from being punished. Unlike this guy.

    link to youtube.com

    A short clip from one of my favourite films. No, it’s not a western 🙂

    Reply
  108. CameronB Brodie says:

    Re. selling “Turbo Encabulators”. I’ll probably need some graphs. 🙂

    Reply
  109. Smallaxe says:

    CameronB Brodie:Graphs.

    Photo?

    Tele?

    Holo?

    Electro cardio? 🙂

    Peace Always

    Reply
  110. David says:

    Cameron, for describing “Turbo Encabulators” to non-techie people, you need a straight-talker like Professor Stanley Unwin:

    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  111. yesindyref2 says:

    @CBB
    Well, there is another possibilty as David almost says:

    link to theregister.co.uk

    Mmm, that made me download the latest firmware update. Very remiss. I’ve been getting a lot of blinking lights lately. Then I realised it’s my wife’s whatsapp’s phone.

    @Thepnr
    Well, I should beware of Geeks bearing gifts. And churches!

    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  112. CameronB Brodie says:

    David
    I might write like I’m the man’s child. Steady on though. 😉

    Reply
  113. CameronB Brodie says:

    Smallaxe
    I’m not ignoring you, I just didn’t want to be a hog. Mind now, don’t get the wrong idea. 😉

    THE COASTERS – I’m a Hog for You [alternate]
    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  114. CameronB Brodie says:

    Space hog, of course. 🙂

    Reply
  115. Paula Rose says:

    *Delivers paper*

    link to archive.is

    Reply
  116. Cactus says:

    Aye Tinto Chiel..

    I opted furra tandoori king prawn bhoona, chicken chaat and large coriander salad.

    I loves coriander xxx

    Reply
  117. CameronB Brodie says:

    While I’m on the subject, the space “race” creates provides the stage for bigoted and exclusionary actors to perform.

    Might I also suggest that from the perspective of post-modern critical social theory, it is important to appreciate the concepts of habitus and symbolic violence, if one is to tackle the problems of inequality. As such, if actors such as Mr. Hothersll, wish to contribute to the debate, might I suggest they climb back in their boxes. They should be mindful to take some Bourdieu with them and perhaps so Lorde. That way they might find some self-awareness.

    Reply
  118. Thepnr says:

    That earlier clip from Cool Hand Luke is one of my favourite films because it is about a man whose spirit wouldn’t be broken. He ends up in jail for a petty crime that’s when his troubles begin.

    Here is the scene for which he was imprisoned and following is the consequences for his crime.

    link to youtube.com

    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  119. Cactus says:

    Am sampling some Barca 43 tish-now..

    Cheers tya Marga.

    X.

    Reply
  120. David says:

    Serious question:
    Over 90% of UK oil and gas is located in Scottish waters. Do Scots occupy 90% of UK oil & gas jobs?

    I assume several O&G companies have offices in London, and further assume less than 90% of people employed in these offices are Scots.

    I have the impression that a lot of O&G jobs based offshore, and based in Aberdeen, etc, are filled by non-Scots. If so, why is this? Has there been a deliberate policy to hire workers from England’s north-east?

    We have been lied to for over 40 years about oil, I’d quite like to have some truth now.

    Reply
  121. K1 says:

    2. Can one achieve a ‘correct’ perspective without having all the necessary information on which to base one’s senses of proportion and priority.

    2. Can one prioritise ‘correctly’ without having access to all the information required to inform one’s senses of perspective, proportion and scale?

    Could this be approached from the subtle but nonetheless important distinction between ‘stages’ and ‘states’ of development (consciousness) Cameron?

    One can ‘experience’ fleeting ‘states’ of consciousness which are highly evolved where sense perception is transcended to the degree that one’s interconnectedness with everything is momentarily experienced. A ‘falling away’ of identity of ‘self’ as separate from ‘other than self’ if you like. That very experiencing is a ‘perceptual corrective’, all scales are balanced, a brief immunity from fear and a complete absence of the need to ‘fix’ ( as in static) self/situation (as in there is no such thing as a ‘fixed’ self, and situations by their nature, are ‘fluid).

    The stage of development where this is a more ‘permanent’ and grounded ‘state’ is what requires process and takes ‘time’, so to speak. You already know what you know would be my answer to this question and therefore you are not ‘without’ the ‘access’ or better put: the access to the ‘necessary information’ is not out with you. You would of course ‘know’ at this ‘stage’ what ‘to’ prioritise. Which is? What’s right in front of you. The present moment.

    (if that’s boring just ignore Cameron…ah enjoyed masel’ 😉 )

    Reply
  122. CameronB Brodie says:

    K1
    “Could this be approached from the subtle but nonetheless important distinction between ‘stages’ and ‘states’ of development (consciousness) Cameron?”

    Absatootly.

    Didn’t know the rest and I try not to judge harshly. 🙂

    Reply
  123. yesindyref2 says:

    That’s a shame, can’t post youtube on the Express, so I can’t show Scott and Clerkin in action looking after Scotland.

    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  124. CameronB Brodie says:

    Another reason I don’t care about not posting elsewhere. A key factor to success within the post-modern environment, is the identification and exploitation of niches.

    Hope you’re all feeling exploited. 🙂

    Reply
  125. CameronB Brodie says:

    Here’s a contrasting image of racial identity, to that of the Coasters earlier, the Neville Brothers before they became Bros. (if ye ken fit a mean). A re-post, I’m afraid, as I thought this graphic was perhaps a little provocative when I posted the clipped version. Can you guess why the dudes look like humans beings, rather than the dancing minstrels of the ’50s? Do you also notice the difference to perspective that a little context makes?

    btw, I forgot this earlier and thought it might be helpful to some. Sometimes it helps to explain the problems of within (e.g. susceptibility to ideological dogma), by looking at the world outwith.

    SYMBOLIC VIOLENCE IN EVERYDAY NARRATIONS: GENDER
    CONSTRUCTION IN INDONESIAN TELEVISION

    link to ajssh.leena-luna.co.jp

    Also

    exploring symbolic violence in the everyday: misrecognition, condescension, consent and complicity

    link to link.springer.com

    The Meters – It Ain’t No Use
    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  126. Smallaxe says:

    CameronB Brodie:

    No problem Cameron,sorry for my absence,I had a heavy day yesterday and fell into the arms of morphia.

    Peace Always

    Reply
  127. Tinto Chiel says:

    Morning, Smallaxe. Glad you’re ok. Yes, flooring all down, one of those vinyl click jobs. It’s only a smallish room otherwise I would have got someone skilled to do it. Mrs TC has now identified the kitchen as an “area for development”. Sigh.

    Cactus: midweek curry and bottles of wine? You’re living pretty high on Cameron B’s semiotic hog, surely.

    *Cue: don’t call me Shirley.*

    Breakfast bulletin: may have Stornoway black pudding and a poached egg, followed of course by the obligatory regime of bending exercises and Vichy Water, Jackie Bird’s favourite tipple.

    Too early for big licks? This had a great B side called “Theme from Boat Weirdoes”. There was no film of that name, though.

    link to youtube.com

    As Groucho said, hello, I must be going.

    Reply
  128. Tinto Chiel says:

    Forgot to ask: why is there only one Monopolies Commission?

    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  129. Smallaxe says:

    Tinto Chiel:

    I have had the same “Hint” from Mrs.S re kitchen,Deep joy!
    I envy your breakfast choice,I am on liquid diet,yum yum.:-(

    Peace Always

    Reply
  130. CameronB Brodie says:

    Smallaxe
    Has morphia got a mate? 🙂

    Reply
  131. Smallaxe says:

    CameronB Brodie:

    Yes Cameron,unfortunatly though,it’s me!

    🙂

    Peace Always

    Reply
  132. CameronB Brodie says:

    Tinto Chiel
    Nice one. Joe Walsh is new to me but I might explore a bit deeper.

    Reply
  133. CameronB Brodie says:

    Re. context. IMHO, “There’s a Moon in the sky (called the Moon)”, is a celebration of post-modernity, inclusion, equality and hope, though I don’t know if that interpretation gives the correct perspective, frankly.

    Reply
  134. Smallaxe says:

    Nana:

    According to my blood work,which is sky high with platelets,I should not be as “chirpy and mobile”,yet I am.Asked if I was taking any supplements,I answered”I get by with a lot of help from my Friends” 🙂

    Hope you are well,it’s a beautiful fresh sunny day here.

    Peace,Love and Supplementary Friends

    Reply
  135. Tinto Chiel says:

    My pleasure, Cameron. Joe is worthy of the quest.

    Regarding perspective, I remember this L&H gag:

    (Stan Laurel answers phone.)

    Stan: Hello.

    Operator: It’s a long distance from Atlanta, Georgia.

    Stan: It certainly is. (Hangs up).

    Smallaxe, I think to avoid kitchen situation a sudden onset of repetitive strain injury may be required. Have a good rest today.

    Reply
  136. Smallaxe says:

    Tinto Chiel:

    More like repetitive Wallet injury 🙂

    I’m having a quiet day surfin’ on the Wavy Wide Web!

    Peace Always

    Reply
  137. Tinto Chiel says:

    Pax vobiscum.

    Reply
  138. CameronB Brodie says:

    Tinto Chiel
    It’s Stan’s glaikit innocence. Priceless. 🙂

    Reply
  139. Smallaxe says:

    Tinto Chiel:

    Pax vobiscum Mon Ami

    Always

    Reply
  140. Liz g says:

    Morning Smallaxe
    Stay well
    You friends sound wonderful.
    Make the most of them!!!!

    My best to Mrs Smallaxe X

    Reply
  141. Nana says:

    @Smallaxe

    As a former nurse I saw people recover from cancer after being told on numerous occasions they had an incurable form. I believe in some cases their own outlook may have been a factor as a few were of the ‘this ain’t gonna beat me’ state of mind.

    Having good support from family,friends and filling your day with positivity is good for us all. Sometimes reading the news gets me down [a lot] listening to music and doing my art and of course talking with my wee dug calms me. My dug sure talks a lot of sense haha

    Remember I told you I was gathering windfall yesterday morn well in the afternoon my dog starting barking furiously, went into the kitchen and saw a man standing at the back door. Held Mac by the collar and opened the door, couldn’t hear the fellow cause of the barking. Eventually managed to figure out what I was being asked.

    He was polish [I think] and wanted to know if I would let him and his friend take some apples, he must have been hungry as he started to shove some in his pockets and bit right into one while muttering his thanks. I gave him a plastic bag and he proceeded to hit the branches with a rake.

    Meanwhile his friend stood at the back gate shouting his thank yous in a really loud voice. I felt bad because I’d thrown so many in the compost after giving to neighbours and friends. Seriously though are folks so hungry or did he just want a fresh apple?

    But you know what struck me, I’ve seen a number of local folk and oil rig workers walk past the back wall reach up and grab an apple yet these men asked permission to take one. Wonder how the daily rags would spin that.

    Reply
  142. Smallaxe says:

    liz g:

    Of course their wonderful liz,I’m talking to one now,are’nt I?

    Peace Always

    Reply
  143. K1 says:

    Nana, Smallaxe…here is a very ‘salient’ Ted talk from Glasgow on ‘Intentional medicine’:

    Intentional medicine – shifting the focus of healthcare | Libby McGugan | TEDxGlasgow:

    link to youtube.com

    On that wee panel on the right of this vid is a bunch of very interesting and innovative Ted talks from this Glasgow event. Highly recommend folks have a wee sift through those. They are quite ‘short’ vids as most TEdtalks are.

    Reply
  144. K1 says:

    Can’t resist posting this Tedtalk from same event as I was so moved by the passion of this woman Karyn McCluskey: ‘ Why couldn’t we lead the way, why couldn’t we lead the world in changing the lives of the most excluded’:

    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  145. Smallaxe says:

    Nana:

    Music and Family and friends like your good self do it for me.

    Re.”Polish Gentlemen”.I have a flooded quarry nearby,on my better days I sometimes fish there”catch and release”.I noticed signs of people living rough in nearby woods,so I hung some fish in the shade,three days later I found a Thank you note,written in broken English.Sad.

    Some of our people should take lessons from them.

    Thank you again for your interest and concern.

    Peace Always

    Billy

    Reply
  146. K1 says:

    I’d like to pose the question (rhetorical of course) re those Tedtalks, why isn’t our news filled with those voices who are making such a difference to our communities? Where are the celebrations/interviews regarding the groundbreaking work that is happening in our country? These are the subjects that our journalists should be focused on, the hard graft of those on the frontline within our fractured communities who are producing successful outcomes.

    But naw. SNP bad.

    Reply
  147. Smallaxe says:

    K1:

    Hi K1,thanks for the links to Tedtalks,I will read them with interest.Karyn McCluskey: looks interesting,inclusion is imperative to a balanced society.

    Keep up your good work on the main thread!

    Peace Always my Friend

    Reply
  148. Nana says:

    @K1

    I watch ted talks often, missed that one so thanks for posting. Agree with a lot of what she says re positivity. Now off to watch the next one, good excuse not to tackle the ironing!

    My friend mentioned a book she was reading Wellness a state of mind. she seemed impressed so I must ask her to pass it on.

    Reply
  149. Smallaxe says:

    K1:

    I am continually amazed and saddened by “intelligent” people
    who have never heard of Ted.Usually when I endeavour to enlighten them,they invariably ask “Ted who”.

    Banging my head against a wall is sometimes more satisfying.

    Peace Always

    Reply
  150. Andrew McLean says:

    CameronB Brodie “There’s a Moon in the sky (called the Moon)”?

    Not sure what your moon is called, but the only one I see is called Lunar, Lat Luna, It has an albedo of 0.136. who’s albedo is 0.30 see what I did there!

    link to youtube.com

    Can’t beat a bit of Vangelis.

    Reply
  151. Andrew McLean says:

    Smallaxe

    Really! this is not the platform for promoting vile teddy bears,
    Oh Not that ted,
    give me 10 min and I will explain!

    Reply
  152. Smallaxe says:

    Andrew McLean:@11:27

    To the Unknown man? 🙂

    Peace Always my Brother

    Reply
  153. Capella says:

    @ K1 – glad I popped in here to listen to the Karyn McCluskey TED talk. Why not post that on the main thread so everyone can share it? It’s not off topic IMO!

    Hi Smallaxe – good to hear that you are posting fit. KOKO.

    Reply
  154. Smallaxe says:

    Capella:

    I’ve just listened to Karyn McCluskey and I agree that it should be over on the main thread(as long as we here, get a wee peek first).

    I’m enjoying your comments over on the main thread as always.

    🙂

    Peace Always

    Reply
  155. Chic McGregor says:

    Speaking of Ted, a stalwart of the movement:

    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  156. Smallaxe says:

    Chic McGregor:

    An excellent contribution Chic,great song and the scenery shown,Stunning.Well worth fighting for, with or without oil.

    W/Minster can Frack off!

    Peace Always

    Reply
  157. CameronB Brodie says:

    Andrew McLean
    I was referring to a B-52s track I posted the other day. Not wanting to be so crass as to suggest it is the art of a queer band speaking to young minds, in the late ’70s, I didn’t give you the full context. Though probably not a sin, it’s probably not your usual tipple. A bit different, innit. 🙂

    Reply
  158. CameronB Brodie says:

    P.S. I’m about to play the Meters again. This morning was the first time I’ve played air-guitar since I was a bit younger. 🙂

    Reply
  159. Chic McGregor says:

    Andrew,
    I’ve been to the Moon. No really I have. It is a cul-de-sac in Kirrie.

    link to google.co.uk

    Smallaxe,

    Aye, Ted ‘better than Elvis’ Christopher writes some great songs and has put in a great deal of time and money for indy over the years.

    Reply
  160. CameronB Brodie says:

    Air-bass, actually.

    Reply
  161. Smallaxe says:

    Note to self: Remember to buy new strings for air guitar.

    Chic McGregor:

    Every day is a school day here on O/T.Eye has lernt sumfin elss twoday.Wunerfool!

    Thanks Chic,I am checking out Ted Christopher and Bannockburn
    at the moment.I must have led a sheltered life 🙂

    Peace Always

    Reply
  162. yesindyref2 says:

    I’m with Nana on the don’t let it beat you, but at the 100% risk of sounding really really weird, and I’m not really, honest, I think you can get transference, and contact helps. Holding hands basically, in 50 years time they’ll probably discover it’s electricity at body pulse rate or something weird like that. There’s a couple of times in my life I may have helped people, just holding a hand for some time, and even stranger, I was exhausted after.

    So for Smallaxe with apologies or something:

    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  163. Smallaxe says:

    Capella:

    It took a while but,KOKO,are you referring to our simian friend,if so I can’t think why?

    🙂

    Peace Always

    Reply
  164. yesindyref2 says:

    To make this even more interesting, when I was in Germany there was this Tai Chi master, and just standing or sitting still, and him doing his meditation for a minute or two, he could give you a hell of an electric shock. There was no cheating with foot shuffling on carpets!

    Small guy, after him meditating (concentrating) also, two strong people couldn’t lift him off the ground, his feet were stuck fast.

    Anyway, enough of that, I’ll ruin my repuation as a cynical bastard.

    Reply
  165. Smallaxe says:

    yesindyref2:

    Tai Chi Chuan,I have seen some seemingly impossible things, done by exponents of different martial arts.Twists your melon!

    By the way,lets have less of the cynical.

    🙂

    Wahei Always

    Reply
  166. Chic McGregor says:

    For yesindyref2

    The funkiest song ever.

    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  167. yesindyref2 says:

    @Chic
    Oh good, wife’s out for a walk, I can play it full volume 🙂

    @Smallaxe
    Haud on a wee minute, if it’s less of the cynical, does that mean I’m supposed to be more of the b*st**d? Oh, OK!

    Reply
  168. Tinto Chiel says:

    Is it too early for a song about the emptiness of materialism, social alienation and a relationship with a (ahem) Latex Lady, if you get my drift?

    Of course, it’s all done in the best possible taste…..

    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  169. Smallaxe says:

    yesindyref2:

    That makes two of us so far,I have an inkling that there are many more of us about.*stares admiringly across to Tinto*.

    Some, bigger b*st**ds than others,it,s a ancient Scottish martial art ye ken. 🙂

    Peace Always

    Reply
  170. CameronB Brodie says:

    Hope I’m not stepping on anyone’s toes here but as Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg might say, lets change the beat.

    Eric B. & Rakim – I Ain’t No Joke
    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  171. Tinto Chiel says:

    Moi? Not me, Smallaxe, I’m a man of peace, probity and rectitude.

    Like these gentlemen, f’rinstance:

    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  172. CameronB Brodie says:

    I need to remember to refresh. Sorry guys.

    Reply
  173. Smallaxe says:

    Tinto Chiel:

    I had an unfortunate experience with my Latex Lady.I thought that she was starting to look a little,shall we say,grubby. This was the only reason that I thought to take her into my bath with me.

    We were enjoying ourselves splashing around in the bubbles so much,I only tried to give her one of my “special” hugs and tragedy!

    She was so slippy,so very slippy,she shot out from between my
    arms,flew out of the window and drifted silently in the window
    of my elderly neighbours sitting room.My poor neighbour was down on her knees praying as luck would have it,beside her dear departed husband’s open casket and so missed my Lady elegantly landing on top of her loved one.

    Just for a moment I had a flash of envy,then my thoughts went to my neighbour,poor Mr’s Macaloon.I thought that the shock may kill her,if she looked up and beheld this unholy tableau.Luckly it didn’t.

    At the inquest,the coroner stated that she died from terror caused by and I quote “seeing the accused tiptoeing into her sitting room,naked,carrying a large rubber duck in front of his genitals”

    Glasgow High Court,next Monday 10am.Please be there,I’m sorely
    in need of a friend,my last one slipped away.
    🙂

    Peace,Love and Penal Penalties

    Reply
  174. Andrew Mclean says:

    Large rubber duck small axe? Boosting are we,?
    🙂

    Reply
  175. Liz g says:

    You’ll be fine Smallaxe….when you’re “up before the beek “.
    After all is no as if it’s your first time

    Reply
  176. Smallaxe says:

    Andrew McLean:

    On the contrary,I was downsizing! 🙂

    I did so enjoy my intercourse with Peter,did you?,I could though,see his point,it was on his Head.

    Peace Always my Brother

    Reply
  177. Smallaxe says:

    liz g:

    Unfortunately liz,as you say it was not the first time.Last time,I thought that I could gain sympathy from his Lordship by
    using religion.

    I told him,”as God is my judge,I am innocent and should be freed.

    He said, “He isn’t,I am,six months!

    Nae luck.

    Peace Always

    Reply
  178. Paula Rose says:

    Om – meditate – om – meditate – om – meditate

    totally immoveable, invisible, all-seeing

    Om – meditate – om – meditate – om – meditate

    (can someone else do the tea, cakes and cocktails ta)

    Reply
  179. Tinto Chiel says:

    Smallaxe, I know you’ll be feeling a bit deflated about all this but don’t worry, you’ll soon be walking on air when you’re acquitted.

    C u Mons. Will wear yellow carnation.

    Reply
  180. Andrew Mclean says:

    I have had to deal with idiots all my life, however it isn’t to much a bind, me having personal experience! Just wish he was honest enough to concede the argument, defeat and learning from that is the path to real intellect. Whereas just having a good memory is most people’s passport to positions of influence.
    That said I shudder to think what James Kelly has on the Labour Party, he a legislator, can’t even understand the point he argued was a urge, he actually thought he had repealed the act. Man’s a blood liability, great he is on the opposite side to peace and justice though!
    Point of order is the only acceptable action he understands. The rest a mystery. If you wanted to frighten your children from strong drink, just play them the last action of that demented fool today, I actually feel sorry for the presiding officer, having to explain what they were discussing to one of his own party.

    Reply
  181. Smallaxe says:

    Peter & Kelly:

    If you can dream—and not make dreams your master;
    If you can think—and not make thoughts your aim;
    If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
    And treat those two impostors just the same.
    R.K.

    Peace Always

    Reply
  182. Ian Brotherhood says:

    Abody’s just fannying about until we get Trump confirmed, so hey, WTF, why not do this just to annoy some folk who properly don’t like being ‘annoyed’ by anyone and think that ‘world affairs’ will draw attention away from their calamitous idiocy:

    link to change.org

    Reply
  183. Smallaxe says:

    Tinto Chiel:

    On Monday I shall be wearing,Handcuffs.
    I will search the crowd,looking for that yellow carnation.

    While I’m gone could you wear a yellow ribbon,or tie one on to
    that old oak tree?

    Sssh.Paula Rose is meditating or contemplating or regurgitating or sumfin.

    Peace Always

    Reply
  184. Michael McCabe says:

    Noticed Joe Walsh Further up off topic. So I could not help myself. link to youtube.com

    Reply
  185. Chic McGregor says:

    Tinto,

    Ah yes, featuring Kirriemuir’s finest (err apart from maybe J. M. Barrie, Hugh Munro etc.).

    link to google.co.uk

    Reply
  186. Michael McCabe says:

    KOKO and Robin Williams. link to youtube.com

    Reply
  187. Brian Doonthetoon says:

    An elderly couple had dinner at another couple’s house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.

    The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, ‘Last week we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great.. I would recommend it.’

    The other man said, ‘What is the name of the restaurant?’

    The first man thought and thought and finally said, ‘What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love?

    You know…. The one that’s red and has thorns.’

    ‘Do you mean a rose?’

    ‘That’s the one,’ replied the man.

    He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, ‘Rose, what’s the name of that restaurant we went to last night?’

    Reply
  188. Smallaxe says:

    Michael McCabe:

    You can’t argue with a sick mind

    KOKO indeed!

    Peace,Love and Primates

    Reply
  189. Thepnr says:

    Do you remember this one on Off Topic Michael?

    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  190. Chic McGregor says:

    I think if KOKO was Scottish she’d be going apeshit and considering suing UKOK for trademark infringement.

    Reply
  191. yesindyref2 says:

    No idea why but

    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  192. Michael McCabe says:

    @ Thepnr Hi Alex I don’t remember it on off-topic. I liked the film though. my favourite Robin Williams film is The Big White. Hope you and yours are doing well.

    Reply
  193. yesindyref2 says:

    Just saw this on Rev’s twitter thing

    link to pbs.twimg.com

    Reply
  194. Smallaxe says:

    A Glasgow couple go to the circus,trapeze artist,clowns,performing dogs and lion tamers.
    Then the Ringmaster brings out a big ugly bad tempered donkey
    and offers a hundred quid to anybody who can ride it without being thrown,three times round the ring.

    The wee Glasgow fella shouts “a’ wull ride it”so he’s escorted
    Into the ring and jumps on the donkey’s back.The donkey bucks, jumps and bucks again and again but the wee guy hings oan and
    Gets it roon the ring 3 times,collects his money and goes back up to his seat.

    His wife looks at him in amazement and says “Bobby wer did you learn tae ride like that” he says “dae ye mind thone time you hid the hoopin’ cough!

    Peace Always

    Reply
  195. Liz g says:

    Smallaxe @ a friend who listens from a friend who noticed.
    Thank You,for being around.
    But you must know I keep odd hours.
    Don’t get too tired.
    Take care of you. X

    Reply
  196. yesindyref2 says:

    I knew the media was biased a long long time ago.

    I didn’t realise some of it was so thick and blind, they can’t even read.

    link to twitter.com

    compared with Education Scotland “Education Scotland is the national body in Scotland for supporting quality and improvement in learning and teaching. ”

    link to educationscotland.gov.uk

    I think they should allow some journalists to resit P1.

    I’m genuinely shocked.

    Reply
  197. Smallaxe says:

    Thanks Liz,no problem.

    Now I lay me down to rest
    Just in ma pants
    And a wee warm vest
    I wish you all
    A good good night
    Before I talk some
    Some awful sh:te

    Emdy buddy goat a lullaby 🙂

    Peace and Love to All

    Reply
  198. Liz g says:

    Smallaxe
    Night Hun sweet dreams to you both.

    Reply
  199. yesindyref2 says:

    Anyway, back to normal. Keep sight of the objective, don’t get sidetracked, never mind the journos, I’ve just got to

    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  200. CameronB Brodie says:

    That Loki certainly needs to get away from the money-set.

    Loki, if it isn’t already obvious, my geek-out is directed at you. Your quest is unneccessary, the knowledge you seek is already in use. Your getting your chain pulled bud, in pubic. Get a grip!

    Reply
  201. CameronB Brodie says:

    He’s not the only one I’m working on though. ,)

    Reply
  202. Smallaxe says:

    CameronB Brodie:

    Cameron,put him down,you never know where he’s been.
    On second thoughts…..

    Peace Always

    Reply
  203. CameronB Brodie says:

    Smallaxe
    I grew up near a beach. I suppose old habits die hard.

    Reply
  204. Tinto Chiel says:

    Yes, Chic, AC/DC were never the same without Snakehips Bon Scott. He was a very bad man, and that’s a compliment.

    I hope Paula managed to centre her Om. Pity she can’t CENTRE THE ASH TRAY ON THE BLOODY KITCHEN TABLE.

    Sorry, don’t know what came over me there.

    Anyhow, too early for cheese? It takes a lot of talent to take a strange vocal style and a moothie to produce a classic. Mind you, Mr Mercer could do the lyrics rather well.

    I give you the Burt Lancaster of pop…….

    link to youtube.com

    Ian B: I’m not on SM but I signed your petition in the virtual world, i.e. ma heid.

    It’s a bliddy disgrace, soanitis!

    Reply
  205. Tinto Chiel says:

    Sorry I snapped, Paula. Don’t know what came over me. I’ve been under a lot of pressure lately what with this pink strip hing and the royal baby having nappy rash.

    I know you like a good Om so knock yourself out:

    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  206. CameronB Brodie says:

    I had the perfect one in mind for any and all pussy lovers out there but I cant find “Cat Religion”. 🙁

    Reply
  207. Nana says:

    @Smallaxe

    Noticed you did not get the kettle on this morning, hoping you are ok?

    Reply
  208. CameronB Brodie says:

    The thing that makes “Cat Religion” suitable for all is that it has no lyrics. It contains no ideology, barriers to it’s accessibility have been lessened and it’s meaning is more open to local interpretation. The double bass is also pretty cool and there’s a purring kitty to boot. What’s not to like. :0

    Reply
  209. CameronB Brodie says:

    Conversely, the unitary state of Britain is unsuited to the needs of Scotland. Despite this, considerable effort is being made to assert British nationalist ideology on Scotland. and a great effort is being made to hinder local interpretation of what it means to be Scots. This is not cool.

    Reply
  210. CameronB Brodie says:

    That’s just in case some folk are asleep up the back.

    Reply
  211. yesindyref2 says:

    @CBB
    Like this?

    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  212. CameronB Brodie says:

    yesindyref2
    It’s cool for cats, innit? 😉 Here’s something silly.

    The Revillos – Hungry For Love
    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  213. CameronB Brodie says:

    I’d ‘moved on’ after their first couple of albums but I think there’s good stuff through most of their work. Getting right back into them though.

    The B-52’s – Good Stuff
    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  214. CameronB Brodie says:

    Sorry to keep going on about this but I put a considerable amount of effort in to learning about the form and function of social space. We were generally encouraged to plan ideology it out of the environment.

    I’m not suggesting we should abandon best practice but I’d rather have Scottish ideology shaping my Scottish environment.

    Is ideology bad?
    link to timoroso.com

    Reply
  215. CameronB Brodie says:

    I’m not suggesting we should abandon best practice but I’d rather have Scottish ideology shaping my Scottish environment.

    I’m not suggesting we abandon best practice but what makes Scotland British, other than ideology.

    Reply
  216. CameronB Brodie says:

    Are the cultural links across our borders that poor that they would wither in the absence of British nationalist ideology?

    Reply
  217. CameronB Brodie says:

    I don’t know if you’ll remember me mentioning Scotland had been “internally colonised” and that there are doubts over the effectiveness of post-colonial theory as a de-colonising force.

    link to sdonline.org

    Reply
  218. Tinto Chiel says:

    That was an interesting article, CameronB. Of course, it was mainly about the African American situation but it is clear that Scottish society still struggles with the attempts to colonise us “in the mind”, a much cheaper and slyer option than bringing the tanks to Berwick.

    Of course, if you mention the C-Word, there is much frothing: look what happened to Alasdair Gray when he mentioned the effects on Scottish cultural life of mainly Oxbridge-type appointments to public bodies over the years.

    Of course, colonising in the mind has gone on for generations in Scottish Universities, particularly in the disciplines of Scottish History and Literature, where the Yoon Version has been almost exclusively perpetuated, something which has only recently improved.

    And then we have the wider, masochistic Jockholm Syndrome where the more we are exploited/disregarded/insulted, the more some of us queue up for more:

    “More hot, sneering contempt for your humble pie, Sweaty?”

    “Whenever you see fit, thanks.”

    As they say in Kirriemuir, “Zut alors!”

    Reply
  219. Tinto Chiel says:

    Is it too late for this? Moody lyrics. No Eno, but not bad.

    link to youtube.com

    With Eno:

    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  220. CameronB Brodie says:

    Tinto Chiel
    The mechanics of the internal colonisation process may be different but it’s the outcomes that matters. That’s a pretty informed perspective I’ve offered. Got a better one? 🙂

    Reply
  221. Tinto Chiel says:

    Or you can just go head-down wham bam with Bon.

    link to youtube.com

    Works for me…

    Reply
  222. CameronB Brodie says:

    At least the world of academia appears to think an analysis through theories of internal colonisation may be applicable.

    Reviewed Work: Internal Colonialism: The Celtic Fringe in British National Development, 1536-1966

    link to jstor.org

    link to ocf.berkeley.edu

    Reply
  223. Tinto Chiel says:

    Now this is nice:

    link to youtube.com

    I feel better now.

    Reply
  224. Brian Doonthetoon says:

    Somebody mentioned Stanley Unwin yesterday but I can’t recall whether it was in ‘off-topic’ or on a main page.

    Onnyhoo, this may tickle your humour gland.

    link to sites.google.com

    Reply
  225. Tinto Chiel says:

    I wasn’t disagreeing with you, Cameron. We can see the result of internal colonisation around us every day: they are called Unionists. The Scottish bourgeoisie, particularly in the Law, Church and Education, have done very well from the Union and have defended their position at the expense of the rest of us for a long time.

    Reply
  226. CameronB Brodie says:

    Tinto Chiel
    I’m not trying to win an argument with you, just making sure you understood where I was coming from. You’ve got it exactly. It’s their habitus that holds Scotland back and makes Whitehall very happy.

    I suppose giving up filthy habit isn’t always that easy. 😉

    Reply
  227. Tinto Chiel says:

    Yes, Cameron, agreed, and I have tried to take a leaf out of Yesindyref2’s constructive book and now try to engage Unionists with my gentle nudge, nudge, wink, wink, suggestive digestive overtures to see things from the right end of the telescope, but closed minds abound, as they did on the doorstep in 2014.

    I can’t even read the btl sections of Hootsmon, Herald etc. without reacting badly. Those who continue to fight the good fight there have my admiration, but I get too worked up and depressed at the same time. When I have strayed unwisely by a link to the Daily Mail/Express, I feel I need a brainshower. Grisly.

    Now I know how the Nazis took over Germany, a highly cultured nation which was a leader in science, maths, psychology, music, literature und so weiter but which still fell under the spell of racist totalitarianism.

    And it can happen in the UK, and would have happened if there had been a successful Nazi invasion in 1940/41. The Royal Family and the aristocracy would have “come to terms” pdq and the rest of us would have been fecked. And now we have poppy fascism.

    Thanks for that bibliography. Excellent stuff for the winter evenings.

    Reply
  228. CameronB Brodie says:

    Brian Doonthetoon
    That was Dave, the cheeky sod. 😉

    Postmodernism, Post-Fordism, and Critical Social Theory

    Abstract

    The relationship between the transformation of advanced capitalist societies from Fordism to post-Fordism and the simultaneous rise within these societies of postmodern culture is investigated. In art and architecture the exhaustion of high-modernist aesthetic progressivism resulted in a postmodern ‘condition’ of ‘free disposability’ of aesthetic materials which was furthered by societal developments such as the dissolution of the Fordist model of standardized consumption into diversified and aesthetizised consumption, the rise of an experimenting culture industry after the youth revolt of the 1960s, the growth of the service class, and the advent of ‘disposability’ in regard to ways and styles of living. In social philosophy a general delegitimation of the grand narratives of progress and emancipation occurred as ‘high-Fordism’ gave way to stagnating ‘late-Fordism’ and fragmented ‘post-Fordism’. In this process the technocratic–statist narrative of Fordism itself and the labor utopia of the industrial working class lost credibility, without any emergence of convincing utopian or grand reformist alternatives. The spatial (global–local) aspects of these transformations are emphasized and the paper concludes with some left-critical considerations which stress the democratic potential of postmodernism and its openness towards local alliances protective against the powers of global capitals and centralized states.

    link to epd.sagepub.com

    link to caringlabor.files.wordpress.com

    btw, the other night’s outburst happened as I was wondering how to handle quoting extended bloxs of text. Split them or leave as is?

    Reply
  229. CameronB Brodie says:

    Tinto Chiel
    Fear of change is a terrible beast. You’ll never change closed minds, especially those who shun difference. Thankfully, I think Scots are a culturally progressive people. We simply need the liberty to express our creativity and ambitions.

    I’ve encamped myself here for the duration.

    Reply
  230. CameronB Brodie says:

    Not that we are under guard but we certainly don’t have our inalienable “Right to Development” respected.

    Reply
  231. Tinto Chiel says:

    CameronB: your Right to Development Right should be a killer argument but it seems some inalienable rights can be set aside when it doesn’t suit.

    I get a bit cynical/pissed off some times at all this.

    “I’ve encamped myself here for the duration.”

    Good news: I have a primus stove, Paula likes a beef sausage and BDDT can do the disco under the marquee.

    Problem solved, Alba!

    Reply
  232. CamronB Brodie says:

    Re. th “Right to Development”. Agreed. The principle should still count for something though. Perhaps stir a desire for equality?

    Reply
  233. CameronB Brodie says:

    For the future.

    Bob Marley – Get up, stand up
    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  234. Tinto Chiel says:

    Hope Smallaxe is listening.

    We need to awaken the No voters to the fact that their rights as SCOTS are being trampled underfoot. If they take the view that that’s ok, we’re in for the long haul, i.e. after I’ve departed.

    Reply
  235. CameronB Brodie says:

    Human rights and environmental quality kind of go hand-in-hand.

    Reply
  236. CameronB Brodie says:

    Did I mention human rights and environmental quality are intrinsically linked?

    Reply
  237. Tinto Chiel says:

    As for the long haul……

    link to youtube.com

    Wish I could play bass like M. J-J B.

    Reply
  238. Tinto Chiel says:

    Some philosophy;

    link to youtube.com

    And them some great lyrics with a hook to match:

    link to youtube.com

    Night, all.

    Reply
  239. CameronB Brodie says:

    Thanks for the bleather. 😉

    Reply
  240. David says:

    Deep joy, Brian Doonthetoon, deep joy indeed!

    (Have we got any singers mad/brave enough to record that? 😉

    In return, here is another mangler of the English language, Kenneth Williams as Rambling Syd Rumpo:

    link to youtube.com

    The record has a great start:
    “Tonight I shall have great pleasure, but first of all I’d like to sing you a few songs…”

    Reply
  241. CameronB Brodie says:

    That one kept cutting out on me, so just in case. Let’s turn to the UKOK colour spectrum so we can see more detail, while we’re at it.

    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  242. CameronB Brodie says:

    While WE’re at it?

    Gary Clail / On-U Sound System – Two Thieves And A Liar
    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  243. Paul Wright says:

    Paula Rose is no more.

    Reply
  244. CamernoB Brodie says:

    @ town planners of a yoon persuasion
    You can turn profession into service….

    Reply
  245. Brian Doonthetoon says:

    Jeez, Paul! What have you done with her?

    Her disappearance could be – nay, is – bigger than Brexit!

    Reply
  246. CameronB Brodie says:

    Paul Wright
    Are you still talking to us then?

    Reply
  247. Paul Wright says:

    YES – of course I’m still me xx

    Reply
  248. CameronB Brodie says:

    Gotcha. I’ve never spoken to the tosser before. Who are you?

    Reply
  249. CameronB Brodie says:

    Sorry Paula that was perhaps a bit obscure.

    Reply
  250. CameronB Brodie says:

    Paula Whatever
    Does that mean I’m no longer welcome at the punishment couching sessions? Paranoid, me?

    Sorry, if I keep saying things like that folk might start wondering about me. 🙂

    Reply
  251. Brian Doonthetoon says:

    What do you mean, “start”?

    8=)

    Reply
  252. Liz g says:

    Paul Wright @ 11.39

    But that would mean… nobody would ever be taken aside at Wing’s events and asked the now iconic question.

    You Do Know About Paula Rose Don’t You?

    Reply
  253. Brian Doonthetoon says:

    Well, these well known characters will miss Paula Rose – they were always shouting for her…

    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  254. CameronB Brodie says:

    Brian Doonthetoon
    Sorry to be all serious Brian but there’s a good bit of self-harm in there, IMHO. That’s the insidious nature of symbolic violence. That was funny the first time but it undermines our cultural identity. The guys were most probably completely oblivious of this while it was being scripted, perhaps not. When selected for broadcast?

    How many times do you see positive Scottish role-models on-screen? About something you want to watch?

    Reply
  255. Did I put this fabulous thing up already.

    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  256. Chic McGregor says:

    Tinto,

    ‘Zut alors’?
    Never heard that in Kirrie.

    Now:
    ‘Fit like’?
    or
    ‘Awa yer talkin’ pish.’

    link to youtube.com

    Still, ye redeemed yersel wi anither Bon vid. 🙂

    Reply
  257. Chic McGregor says:

    Here is one I might have posted here before.
    I found it comforting in the immediate aftermath of indyref1.
    It is by Scottish lass Jo Hamilton, although now based in England and private school educated it still has Celtic undertones.

    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  258. Michael McCabe says:

    Did I leave my Kazoo in here ? link to youtube.com

    Reply
  259. CameronB Brodie says:

    Brian Doonthetoon
    I do appreciate it’s a reflection of what goes on but is it helpful.

    Reply
  260. CameronB Brodie says:

    Brian Doonthetoon
    Meaning, meaning, meaning.

    I meant did it show considered appraisal by the BBC? Grouse?

    Very useful here though, thanks.

    Reply
  261. Paula Rose says:

    Fab event in Brechin on Tuesday – just ask.

    Reply
  262. Michael McCabe says:

    @ Smallaxe here is another lost Bob Dylan Song for you. link to youtube.com

    Reply
  263. cearc says:

    Paul/a,

    If you think that a sex change is going to get you out of washing up and ashtray emptying, think again!

    Now clean up this mess, it’s been busy in here.

    Reply
  264. Ca,eronB Brodie says:

    I was lucky I got this message when young. Peep them then switch them off, then peep them some more.

    Bob Marley – Could you be loved
    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  265. CameronB Brodie says:

    Has post-modern critical social theory just gone feral in Scotland? I wonder how that will turn out man. And woman Reg. 😉

    Reply
  266. Brian Doonthetoon says:

    Hi CameronB Brodie.

    I have to admit that I’m totally lost with your comments in response to my post at 7.36pm last night, where I provided this link:-

    link to sites.google.com

    My post was purely in response to the mention of ‘Stanley Unwin’, a day or two ago. I wasn’t trying to enter the discussion that you and Tinto Chiel were having last night.

    I don’t understand your comments,
    “Sorry to be all serious Brian but there’s a good bit of self-harm in there, IMHO”,

    “The guys were most probably completely oblivious of this while it was being scripted, perhaps not. When selected for broadcast?
    How many times do you see positive Scottish role-models on-screen? About something you want to watch?”

    and
    “I meant did it show considered appraisal by the BBC? Grouse?”

    On the page I linked to, I did type,
    “Here are two versions of “The Road And The Miles To Dundee”.
    The first is a ‘normal’ version, sung by various folk singers over the years – and Andy Stewart!”

    and
    “The next version was inspired by the late, great ‘Professor’ Stanley Unwin and an over-indulgence of vodka ‘n’ cola one evening in 2006.
    I just wondered how it would read in Unwinese.
    It helps if you are aware of Stanley Unwin and imagine that he is saying the words as you read them…”

    and
    “©Doon the Toon 2006”

    I think, perchance, you read too much into my 7.36pm post?

    Reply
  267. CameronB Brodie says:

    Dare you? Don’t get the wrong idea, I always try to aim out the tent.

    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  268. Tinto Chiel says:

    Chic: re zut alors…

    I believe there is a small, French speaking enclave to the SE of Kirrie, dating from the aftermath of the Battle of Bauge (nay acutes in this field), when a few survivors returned with some exotic French dancers.

    Love the TiS clip. In my faves now. I hear what you mean about Jo Hamilton.

    So what’s happening in Brechin on Tuesday, Paula?

    Reply
  269. CameronB Brodie says:

    Brian Doonthetoon
    No mate, I was talking about the puppets. I had one or two things on the go at the time. Sorry, I apologies to the owners of any toes I may have stepped on.

    Also, I’m not sure I’m following you. Deal with when fresh?

    Reply
  270. Tinto Chiel says:

    David, just seen your 10.50: ah, the sublime R S Rumpo.

    Marty Feldman wrote some great stuff for Round the Horne. My favourite was Kenneth’s remark after a Fiona&Charles sub-Brief Encounter sketch:

    “Ah, they knew how to make films in those days: they just didn’t bother.”

    Ooh, in’ee bold!

    Reply
  271. CameronB Brodie says:

    Brian Doonthetoon
    I think the penny has dropped for me, I’m knackered.

    Mock self-deprivation. Taking the whatever out of my often poor writting skills. I should probably stop that sort of thing eh. 😉

    Reply
  272. CameronB Brodie says:

    I hope I’m proof you don’t have to be able to spell in order to understand.

    Reply
  273. Brian Doonthetoon says:

    Hi CameronB Brodie.

    Ah- the Gaelic sock puppets…

    The only reason I posted that was because of the “Paula! Paula!” calling. However, re: the plot of the clip.

    A few years ago, a pal of mine went to visit her sister, who had moved to Killin with her partner. She spent the weekend.

    After she’d come back to Dundee, she said to me, “Know how people go on about the tang of highland air? Well, that smell is hash, coz there’s absolutely nothing to do except go to the pub and/or get stoned so you can smell it on the breeze.”

    Hence my liking for that sock puppet sketch.

    Reply
  274. Fred says:

    Just checking what you lot get up to in here! “Ashokan Farewell” just beautiful. Love it! Thanks Tinto.

    Reply
  275. CameronB Brodie says:

    Brian Doonthetoon
    I got the Paula Paula, which was funny, I was trying to highlight the context – it was symbolic violence, IMHO.

    Reply
  276. CameronB Brodie says:

    Brian Doonthetoon
    Also Brian, I had purposefully wrongly accused Dave of slagging my English skills by posting Stanley Unwin – hope you appreciated that Dave – so that I could start a running gag.

    I’ve been trying to create the correct environment for myself, pretty much from my first presence. Trying to construct resilience in the team. Hope you don’t mind, I’ve been winging it. 😉

    Reply
  277. Tinto Chiel says:

    Fred: glad you popped in. I would say remember to wipe your feet when you leave but it would only upset A Certain Someone! Paul(a)’s gaff’s in a bit of a state at the moment and there was a bombshell last night I’m trying to pretend never happened.

    I find O/T can be nice to relax in, especially when you get pissed off/frustrated at the slow rate of knots of HMS Independence. Plus folk keep playing the good stuff. And (obviously) talk a lot of blethers, especially at three in the morning or when Mrs TC’s watching the box set of “Gray’s Lobotomy”.

    As for the Farewell, Jay Ungar made a remark along the lines of “This is what happens when a Jewish guy from Brooklyn plays Niel Gow.”

    When you come back could you bring some fish paste pieces?

    It’s a pretty klassy joint.

    Reply
  278. Fred says:

    I suppose it is Friday Tinto. Last Friday I had “poached” & poached salmon fae the Clyde. Chust sublime with salad n new totties.

    Reply
  279. Chic McGregor says:

    My niece’s husband’s brother is called Paul Wright.
    He is a film director.

    We are going to her younger sister’s wedding tomorrow.

    Reply
  280. Paul Wright says:

    Yes – when his movie came out with the attendant publicity I got a few congratulatory emails from folk I hadn’t heard from in ages. No-one ever confused me with the footballer of the same name – I’ve always been hopeless at ball games.

    Give him my regards.

    Reply
  281. Dave McEwan Hill says:

    Alistair MacKinnon who pulled together the fringe meeting at SNP conference on the medical use of cannabis and the production of industrial hemp will be chatting to me tonight on my Roundabout programme (7pm – 8pm) on Argyll Independent Radio http://www.argyllradio.co.uk

    Reply
  282. David says:

    We interrupt this Off-Topic for some Shakespeare (or is it McGonagall):

    O Paul Wright-o, Wright-o! wherefore art thou Paul Wrighty-o?
    Deny yir faither an refuse to be tame;
    …blah blah, Montague, Capulet…
    Ahem, what’s in a name?

    A Paula Rose by any other name would smell as sweet,
    But without the heels s/he’s more petite.
    Around the world the people are keeking
    At all the events s/he’s brought to Brechin.

    Wee Ginger Dug, Dr Craig Dalzell,
    Speakers on fire and raising hell.
    Paula keeps the flame of Indy burning,
    (And it’s for her Tartan Tory is yearning.)

    But now, alas, the comic construct is gone,
    Saint Kilda’s finest will be moving on.
    No more to wind up naughty John McTernan,
    No more enchanting Lord Darling in ermine.

    We’ll all miss Paula, but not to worry,
    There’s a farewell party, I’m bringing curry.
    So rearrange the chairs in the Palmhouse please,
    As we welcome Paul and put him at ease.

    Reply
  283. Paul Wright says:

    Careful David I’m as sentimental as she is *dabs eye with hankie*

    Reply
  284. Tinto Chiel says:

    Hi, Paul. O/T will never be the same now.

    Surely you might, em, want to rethink the gravatar now?

    *backs out gingerly*

    btw, Dave McEwan Hill, I sent a link of your choir to my daughter who runs one and she was most impressed. Great stuff.

    Reply
  285. Liz g says:

    Has anyone seen Smallaxe around?
    Haven’t seen a post from him for a while?

    Reply
  286. Paul Wright says:

    Tinto Chiel this is a new campaign not a re-run – if you’d like Paula to ensconce herself here then she might agree, for me now it is a matter of getting our world sorted and I’m very very serious about that.

    Reply
  287. Tinto Chiel says:

    Paul: fair enough. I wasn’t up to speed on your campaign. Good luck to you, and to us all.

    Liz: I think Smallaxe had a hospital appointment a couple of days ago.

    Hope you’re just a bit tired, Smallaxe and that you like this:

    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  288. Thepnr says:

    @Paul Wright

    What the Fuck!

    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  289. Thepnr says:

    @Tinto Chiel

    Excellent! You are correct. Yes are On The Road Again and about time.

    Check out the suits.

    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  290. Tinto Chiel says:

    Thepnr: yes indeed, I love that vid, the prowling routine and saturated colours, wee Alan “Bambi” Price on the kbs.

    Mind you, you wouldn’t want to spill Eric Burdon’s pint, would you? Or big Chas Chandler’s, for that matter.

    I feel we are on the move. The complications of Brexit are unravelling and there lots of unintended consequences. Fallon’s behaviour on the MT was pathetic and surely the folk on Clydeside can see that? Now you see it, now you don’t jobs? Whispering (in this case) wolf only works for a short time.

    Reply
  291. Thepnr says:

    @Tinto Chiel

    I watched that Fallon cip and laughed my arse off. He was pathetic and needed his young lady minder to step in for him.

    They are on the run!

    On a different, last week myself, Paula Rose, BrianDoonTheToon and Ronnie Anderson decided to join the Yes N.E. Fife cavalcade on a drive of miles around the ward.

    There were about 20 cars bedecked in wee Saltires and other emblems of Independence along with a half dozen of the Yes Bikers. It was a great laugh just watching the faces of folk as we drove through small villages and large towns.

    Some smiled and waved others gave the two fingered salute!

    One thing is for sure though NE Fife folk now know that Yes haven’t gone away and we’re “back on the road again”.

    This is an old corny number from 1973 that makes my point 🙂

    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  292. Fred says:

    Trying to find out if I won the SNP Conference Raffle but no joy?

    Reply
  293. Tinto Chiel says:

    Wow! Lobo! I’d forgotten about him/them. What a hair style! But then I’m only jealous, he has hair.

    Your Fife cavalcade reminded me of the Yes campaign, when we were dispatched to Larkhall one day in an official black Yes van with loudspeakers blaring out Indy songs. I was in the back with a lovely lady from Lewis when we got stuck at the lights.

    Out of a house bedecked with BAs came a fag-wielding woman who gave us plenty of the old lateral-arm-and-elbow-action. LLL turned to me and said, “Well, that’s not a very nice lady, is it?”

    Priceless.

    Reply
  294. Thepnr says:

    @Tinto Chiel

    My favourite memory of last weekend was an older lady and she was a lady at a mini roundabout in Crail, she watched about 4 of the Yes cars go through then mine and she took and hands from the steering wheel, clamped them over her head and silently screamed something.

    I took it as meaning she didn’t want another referendum.

    Then though there was a quite affluent middle aged couple in the High Street of St Andrews who smiled, waved and gave us a big thumbs up.

    It is true that some despair at the though of Indyref2 but it is equally true that some rejoice at the thought of having a second go at ridding ourselves of the midden that is Westminster.

    At this stage just being visible is enough, I literally can feel the change in atmosphere, Yessers are getting more upbeat and those that voted No, well heads are dropping.

    I bumped into an old Yes supporting friend today, quite well known to Wingers, everyday during the campaign and after he displayed Yes on his car, his attire and even his work gear,. He gave up for four months recently through referendumitis. Glad to report that he is fully recovered and was proudly wearing his Yes badges again today.

    We’re on the move.

    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  295. Tinto Chiel says:

    Loved The Move, Thepnr.

    When I left school in ’72, I think this was their last record before the ELO. Not an all-time classic but for some reason it stuck in the mind: me and my mates contemplated playing it at amateur night in the local pub. Thank God we were turned down by the Ents manager:

    link to youtube.com

    We have a Leith anthem, of course, which may come in handy:

    link to youtube.com

    😉

    Reply
  296. Tinto Chiel says:

    fts: Bev Bevan of The Move, ELO.

    Quite a drummer!

    Reply
  297. Brian Doonthetoon says:

    Hi Tinto Chiel & Thepnr/Alex.

    This is one of my favourite two Move singles. (The other is ‘Blackberry Way’.)

    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  298. Thepnr says:

    @Tinto Chiel

    Well, how ignorant am I? Had no idea that Roy Wood of Wizard and Jeff Lynne of ELO were even around in 1972 producing records.

    As a special tribute to Leith here’s one you will NOT have saw before as a gift from the fowk in Dundee 🙂

    Before you watch this, turn the volume up full, get it on full screen and get the hankies oot lol. You too Michael McCabe.

    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  299. Brian Doonthetoon says:

    Why is it, that in the olden days, you would click on “Submit Comment”, the page would refresh and you would see your comment in place on the page within a maximum of 20 seconds but nowadays, with the improvements in technology, it can take 20 minutes for your comment to appear in place?

    Onnyhoo, there’s a scandalous urban myth that’s been going around for years that the first record played on the first morning of Radio 1 was “Flowers In The Rain” by The Move.

    WRONG!

    Get the real story at this link:-

    link to sites.google.com

    Reply
  300. Tinto Chiel says:

    Brian: haven’t heard Tonight since I don’t know when. BW has always been a favourite. Did they ever get as far as Dundee or did you ever come across them?

    Always loved SoL, Thepnr. I know fitba’ is usually off limits here but as a ‘Well fan I always admired Hibs footballing style. Hearts in the 50s were brilliant too: didn’t see them myself but old Dossers fans told me how good they were.

    As for the Dundee teams, my first floodlight game was a ‘Well V Dundee floodlight match in the cup in the early Sixties. It was the great league-winning Dundee team and they beat the Ancell Babes 2-4. Awesome.

    And The Arabs? Well, when we won the cup, my abiding memory is of their fans congratulating us when they must have felt like shit, ‘cos they hadn’t won the cup at all at that stage. I will always remember their gubbing of Barcelona at the Nou Camp.

    Right, no more football.

    BTW, that Stranglers Skin Deep track I parked here last night: hadn’t heard it since it came out originally. Boy, it describes the Blair generation, does it not?

    You know, the superficial sociopaths who are busy fecking up our world.

    Bitter, me? just a tad.

    Night all. Great to talk to you dudes.

    Reply
  301. Thepnr says:

    @Brian Doonthetoon

    Haha, Brian that was a great read. well who knew eh it was a crap Dundee band that first played on Radio 1. Cheers.

    Here’s the third after the move. Bee Gees, very good.

    link to youtube.com

    By the way will you stop winding up Rock 🙂

    Reply
  302. Ian Brotherhood says:

    Just catching up after a few days…

    Man alive, what a frisky discourse! All-sorts going on, and a good few valuable links I’m planking away for my personal use (aye, youse two, TC and CamB).

    But before I forget, Smallaxe, yer soo-perb ‘hoopin cough’ story reminded me of one which you’ll surely know, but survives re-telling:

    The elderly couple are regulars in the front row at the kirk, have been for decades. They’re suffering in silence, as usual, along with a’body else…

    Hoping to add some excitement to the morning, the man gently elbows his wife and whispers, ‘I just did a silent fart!’

    After a diplomatic pause she elbows him back and replies, ‘Thanks for reminding me – you need a new battery for that hearing aid.’

    Reply
  303. Brian Doonthetoon says:

    This link provides even more intriguing background…

    link to dundee3js.freeforums.org

    Reply
  304. Brian Doonthetoon says:

    Och Alex, Rock just asks for it! He’s (insert personal description)…

    Reply
  305. Michael McCabe says:

    If we are talking about the Proclaimers. here is my Fav. link to youtube.com

    Reply
  306. Thepnr says:

    Welcome back Ian, got any tunes 🙂

    I’ve one for you, another Dundee present.

    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  307. David says:

    Brian Doonthetoon, if I need emergency ear surgery after listening to the Portsmouth Sinfonia, you’ll be getting the bill 🙂

    They do to music what Scottish Labour do to politics:

    link to youtube.com

    —————-

    For those finding Paula Rose’s departure hard to accept, it was predicted in the final scene of Billy Wilder’s movie “some Like It Hot”.
    Jack Lemmon plays Paula Rose/Paul Wright, and Joe E Brown plays a typical Winger:

    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  308. Thepnr says:

    Great song Michael, here are The Proclaimers with the same song and saying why it was written. Good songs are worth sharing twice 🙂

    If you listen right at the beginning you will here Craig say:

    “Towards the end of next year there will be a vote on whether Scotland goes Independent or not. I don’t know how it’s gonna go but I hope it does. This song was written many years ago on that subject and it’s called…”

    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  309. Thepnr says:

    @David

    Your Jack Lemmon clip was a hoot, I’ve known Paula/Paul for a few years now as have many other Wingers.

    I not sure though what the plan is for this change of character.Paula has always been a character and an asset to the Yes movement. Might even start a bring back Paula Rose campaign.

    Reply
  310. yesindyref2 says:

    Interesting times. I might be talking a load of proverbial, but it seems to me the H is steadily moving towards Indy, and it’s even possible that decision was made some time ago. Even Leask’s one-sided article last week could be a good move. The anti-Indy mob are getting worse and worse, really quite “vile” in their attacks, and if we could completely clean up our act, proactively as well by pulling up anyone who goes over the top, we could take and keep the high ground, leaving the anti-Indy nasties swimming around in their own filth.

    I also think the T26 announcement of a future announcement has backfired spendidly for Fallon, with Mundell alongisde looking like a pet wally dog complete with wallies as a crown, and wasn’t Bernard Ponsonby a total hero – again.

    But we need to keep our act clean as a washed and powdered baby’s bum. Incidentally, I support the change, we’re in the end game, but would like to see Paula posting occasionally!

    Well, before back to bed after a Rothesay 28th wedding anniversary day oot, but afore I go:

    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  311. Smallaxe says:

    liz g: Nana,et al

    Have had no Wi Fi,I’m ok,will be back asap.

    Things happen to happen when there happening.

    🙂

    Peace Always

    Reply
  312. Betty Boop says:

    Oh jings… I hope Paula hasn’t left the country!!! Who is going to advise on the make up palette and matching nail polish???

    I’ll miss those girly night-ins, heels swapped for carpet socks (always sparkly ones), chillin’ with a rosé or three…
    and there were the dancin’ lessons…

    Aww, pop back now and again and bring Paul 🙂 – he is such fun and always adds to the cultural scene.

    Missing you already!

    Reply
  313. Liz g says:

    Morning Smallaxe
    Thanks for letting us know your ok
    Take care of yourself X

    Tinto Chiel
    That was a great link about the history of Scottish soldiers.
    Thank you.
    Have only got as far a the Queen Victoria bit but it’s fascinating and quite an eye opener.

    Although it’s a bit like reading AAV, really makes you appreciate the Revs insistence on paragraph breaks.

    It also got me thinking what High School History lessons will look like after we are Independent!

    Reply
  314. Nana says:

    @Smallaxe

    Good to hear from you.

    Now what’s all this about Paula Rose leaving. Has she been upset by anyone in here? Have folks been keeping the place tidy? Is she flouncing off?

    But most importantly has she left me a pair of her highest heels??

    Reply
  315. CameronB Brodie says:

    Paul Wright
    Sorry Paul, I’d completely missed you coming out. Have I mised the party?

    Reply
  316. Tinto Chiel says:

    Hi, Liz. You’re welcome. Yes,it’s difficult to read because of the layout, as you say. You can still find the wee book in second-hand bookshops like Calton Books. Don’t pay over the odds for it, though. I once saw it for sale for £55 on Amazon! Mine cost well under a tenner. The author was an ex-Cameronian, from memory, and felt very strongly about the subject. Not sure what a “real” historian like Trevor Royle would make of it……ahem.

    Morning, Smallaxe. Glad it was just wifi probs and you’re On The Road Again.

    Reply
  317. Brian Doonthetoon says:

    Hi Tinto Chiel.

    RE: expensive books. I’ve just finished “Snapshot” by Craig Robertson. Glasgow’s “lost village” of Grahamston, which disappeared under the first (northmost) part of Central Station in the 1870s, is central to the story.

    I’d never heard of Grahamston so went a-Googling. Interesting stuff…

    link to abandonedcommunities.co.uk

    link to grahamston.com

    link to independent.co.uk

    There are loads more links but my final one is to Amazon, where you can buy the paperback “Glasgow’s Forgotten Village: The Grahamston Story”, mentioned in the second link above. It was published in 2002. It can be yours for, wait for it…

    £170.32!

    link to tinyurl.com

    Reply
  318. Tinto Chiel says:

    I’d never heard of Grahamston either, Brian. Those wee links were very interesting. The Kirklee tunnel is a popular “secret” rendezvous and quite spooky. The Gothy wee kids like it to hang out in, I hear.

    Then there’s the strange torture room supposedly discovered during renovation of the Central Station hotel…..

    And the locomotive supposedly lying at the bottom of the Daer reservoir….

    This one is true, though:

    link to abandonedcommunities.co.uk

    £170 is pushing it a bit, eh? Someone’s got a brass kneck for such a recent book.

    Reply
  319. K1 says:

    ‘By focusing on prospects for psychic emancipation, Sandoval summons a new subject capable of love, hope, and transfor- mative resistance.’

    I’m feasting on your link Cameron…(innuendo laden not intentional 😉 )

    Reply
  320. CameronB Brodie says:

    K1
    As Bob said “half the story has never been told”. Glad you’re enjoying the enlightened analysis of the post-modern condition.

    Don’t give up the fight ’cause I never give up. 😉

    Reply
  321. Tinto Chiel says:

    I’ve chosen this track ‘cos of all the intellectuals here. It’s got Spanish subtitles an’ that, but also a great guitar riff.

    And it’s very old.

    link to youtube.com

    And I have donned my psychedelic loon pants for one of my favourite mid-sixties tracks. The lyrics bear examination, imo.

    link to youtube.com

    Hope this stimulates dialectic.

    Reply
  322. Paula Rose says:

    That’s it I’m divorcing my other half – now where were we oh yes song time…

    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  323. Tinto Chiel says:

    Stay strong, Paula. Syd’s not worth it…..

    Or is he?

    Reply
  324. Bob Sinclair says:

    Ok, so it started as an ‘off the cuff’ casual remark on twitter, but this might have some fun mileage:

    The ‘Wings Over Scotland Easter Ball’

    Anyone else interested in getting this up & running. Venue TBC, but our Paula Rose reckons the mighty metropolis of Brechin has suitable venues.

    Reply
  325. Tinto Chiel says:

    The only train to catch, imo:

    link to youtube.com

    Sorry, have to go out and nadger my tups.

    Reply
  326. Tinto Chiel says:

    Finished: no mess, no fuss.

    Off for my Horlicks.

    Jimi’s staying up though:

    link to youtube.com

    Unbelievable, but amazing drumming too to keep up. Well done, Mitch.

    Reply
  327. Tinto Chiel says:

    Revenge of the goats! Sorry.

    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  328. Brian Doonthetoon says:

    Hi Tinto Chiel.

    Interesting stuff re: Bothwellhaugh in the link from your 11.15 post this morning.

    RE: jazz musicians. This is from the link I gave in my further post about Johnny Duckworth at 11.37pm last night.

    I quote from my link there (mentioning Johnny DANKWORTH):-

    “Funnily enough, one of Dankworth’s musicians, who was with his band for many years, was trumpet player Jimmy Deuchar.
    Mr Deuchar was born in Dundee in 1930, which would, chronologically, have made him a prime candidate for involvement in Duckworth’s orchestra. Although much research has been carried out, no connection has been found linking Deuchar to Duckworth. However, his connection with Dankworth has been well documented over the years.”

    Here’s one of the links:-

    link to youtube.com

    You can get all the other info on Jimmy Deucher at my link from last night:-

    link to dundee3js.freeforums.org

    Reply
  329. CameronB Brodie says:

    Is he trained to think in four-dimensional Euclidean space?

    Messer Chumps – Sex euro Elvis pop
    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  330. CameronB Brodie says:

    That was me chucking my hat in btw. 😉

    Reply
  331. Tinto Chiel says:

    BDTT: Wow! I found the speed, articulation and sheer skill at keeping it all together quite breathtaking. I remember the name Tubby Hayes vaguely from the sixties but jazz wasn’t my thing then. Amazing footage, so thanks a lot. It made me think, just how do you write this stuff? I must not have a jazz brain.

    Have you a potted history of Jimmy? I find these forum layouts quite hard to follow at times. Your link had a copyright block, unfortunately.

    Reply
  332. CameronB Brodie says:

    Insensitive, me? Time waits for nowt and the environment may never change, on it’s own, to suite my requirements. It may never. That’s the way I see things.

    You only have one life.

    Reply
  333. CameronB Brodie says:

    Brian Doonthetoon
    Nice. 😉

    Reply
  334. Tinto Chiel says:

    When I was a diligent student @GU, this guy was up the QM enchanting the Laydees.

    link to youtube.com

    He creates a certain atmosphere, imo.

    Hats off, Paul Buchanan.

    Reply
  335. Brian Doonthetoon says:

    Hi Tinto Chiel.

    Check out the ‘Retro Dundee” links at the link I gave.

    link to dundee3js.freeforums.org

    Remember to click on the graphics at the Retro Dundee site to get the larger legible versions. However, there seems to be a problem with the graphics enlarging so I’ve emailed retro’s webgaffer to let him know.

    You may be able to read the text by ‘zooming in’ if you’re using Firefox.

    Reply
  336. Brian Doonthetoon says:

    Hi Tinto Chiel.

    Further on your comment about Central Station Hotel at 11.15am this morning.

    When I was researching Grahamston, I did a search at ’28 days later’ (urban exploration web site) and this page turned up.

    link to 28dayslater.co.uk

    If you scroll down it, you’ll see a pic of a room with razor blades embedded in the walls. Your guess is as good as mine!

    Reply
  337. Tinto Chiel says:

    Getting it all now, Brian. Thanks.

    I think I’ve led a boring life…….

    😛

    Reply
  338. Tinto Chiel says:

    Sorry, posts crossed, Brian.

    Thanks, this may be the origin of the “torture chamber”.

    Actually, who knows what it might be? A joke?

    I’m just a Lanarkshire chiel, no’ a Glaswegian!

    “Bitin’ and scartin’ is Scots fowk’s wooin’!” as my paternal grannie used to say.

    Sheesh!

    Reply
  339. CameronB Brodie says:

    Thing is, thinking in four-dimensional Euclidean space enables one to plan flexibility into structure. Constructedness with scope, if ye ken fit ah mean.

    Reply
  340. Brian Doonthetoon says:

    See you, CameronB Brodie, I bet you can’t remember the answer to the question, “What’s the difference between a duck?”.

    Reply
  341. CameronB Brodie says:

    22

    Reply
  342. Brian Doonthetoon says:

    WRONG! I’m sure the answer is in ‘off-topic’, somewhere…

    Reply
  343. Ian Brotherhood says:

    Youse are all pure mental.

    Just sayin…

    Reply
  344. CameronB Brodie says:

    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  345. CameronB Brodie says:

    Another way of describing thought in four-dimensional Euclidean space is thinking ahead. Simples. Sounded mind-boggling impressive though, eh?

    Reply
  346. Michael McCabe says:

    Scotland’s Story link to youtube.com

    Reply
  347. David says:

    Tinto Chiel, CameronB Brodie, I accidentally opened up your youtube links at the same time, so was listening (without realising) to John Coltrane and the Messer Chups at the same time! The resulting sound was actually quite good. 🙂

    Hey CameronB, you’ve only got 2 years until your big 5-0, time to start planning the party, man. Get the Palmhouse booked! 🙂

    In the meantime, please keep posting about human rights, and specifically what the UK has guaranteed to supply to its citizens, by being a signatory to various UN & international treaties.

    If the UK isn’t giving us what it committed to giving us, then we need to be either (1) taking UK gov’t to court, or (2) taking ourselves out of the state that is failing us.

    Reply
  348. CameronB Brodie says:

    David
    Oucheroonie. I suppose it take all sorts.

    Sorry, I don’t know how to do more than I have i.e. link to the “Right to Development” and the LSE report earlier, which outlined the framework which the World Bank and internal development law operates within.

    I’m not even sure if the UK is a signatory and haven’t chased it up. Not my area of expertise mate. I’ll never let it drop though.

    Reply
  349. CameronB Brodie says:

    Michael McCabe
    That was the ticket. Perfect.

    Reply
  350. yesindyref2 says:

    Nice little new blog from average. Serious question: who’s side is he on?

    Reply
  351. Anonymous says:

    Have you seen the little piggies
    Crawling in the dirt?
    And for all the little piggies
    Life is getting worse
    Always having dirt to play around in.

    Home soon!

    Peace Always

    Reply
  352. CameronB Brodie says:

    Smallaxe
    Breakfast. 😉

    Bob Marley – Redemption Song
    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  353. Smallaxe says:

    CameronB Brodie:

    Thank you Cameron,for helping me sing the songs of Freedom
    I will soon be home,not Anonymously.

    Rise up this mornin’
    Smiled with the risin’ sun
    Three little birds
    Pitch by my doorstep
    Singin’ sweet songs
    Of melodies pure and true
    Saying’,this is my message to you

    Singing’ don’t worry ’bout a thing
    ‘Cause every little thing gonna be alright!

    Peace Always 🙂

    Reply
  354. CameronB Brodie says:

    Cultural systems create genuine, authentic worlds that are experienced as “real.” If this “reality” comes to be questioned seriously, it is a certainty that the culture is on the way to major transformation or collapse.

    link to culturalsurvival.org

    Reply
  355. CamerronB Brodie says:

    Peace Always ?

    Reply
  356. CameronB Brodie says:

    Peace Always ?

    Reply
  357. Smallaxe says:

    CameronB Brodie:

    We must come to understand when the staging of authenticity is a destructive force and when it is not.

    Peace Always,all ways

    Reply
  358. Tinto Chiel says:

    David: Coltrane and Chups…..

    Careful,that way madness lies.

    😛

    Reply
  359. CameronB Brodie says:

    Smallaxe
    I wouldn’t have thought that easy to judge in an social environment structured through “habitus” and “symbolic violence”.

    Peace

    Reply
  360. Smallaxe says:

    CameronB Brodie:

    Easily “judged” my friend,when violence “symbolic” or otherwise is avoided at all costs.

    Peace Always,all ways

    Reply
  361. CameronB Brodie says:

    Cultures becomes powerless to defend their continued authenticity. I’m certainly not calling for violence but the BBC can do one.

    I think Scotland needs to appreciate the threat to it’s cultural integrity. That’s important to sustainable development and the prospects of future generations.

    Peace

    Reply
  362. CameronB Brodie says:

    The sustainability paradigm needs four pillars not four candles..

    Culture: Forth Pillar of Sustainable Development
    link to agenda21culture.net

    The Fourth Pillar of Sustainability: culture’s essential role inpublic planning
    link to culturaldevelopment.net.au

    Peace

    Reply
  363. Smallaxe says:

    CameronB Brodie:

    I fully agree with you,integrity must be maintained.Goverments decide when war is to be instigated,then their propaganda units (BBC et al) come into play,lying to the electorate and “Othering” the prospective “enemy”.

    We (Scotland) are being and have been (“Othered”) for too long.Hopefully,our present situation can be remedied at the ballot box,if not…

    “Until the philosophy which holds one race superior and another inferior is finally and permanently discredited and abandoned; That until there are no longer first-class and second-class citizens of any nation; That until the color of a man’s skin is of no more significance than the color of his eyes; That until the basic human rights are equally guaranteed to all without regard to race; That until that day, the dream of lasting peace and world citizenship and the rule of international morality will remain but a fleeting illusion, to be pursued but never attained.”

    …We shall defend our Kingdom Nation.

    Peace is worth fighting for!

    Reply
  364. CameronB Brodie says:

    Love creates space for the respect of difference and ultimately aids peace.

    Reply
  365. CameronB Brodie says:

    Thing is, were all interconnected through the environment we shape and which we are shaped by. Ideology is not a natural component.

    Reply
  366. Smallaxe says:

    We can love humanity,and dislike individuals who are a part of that humanity.Loving humanity, means loving only one race of people,the Human race.

    Peace,for People,for Peace

    One Love

    Reply
  367. starlaw says:

    Got stuck behind an Orange Walk in Livingston today.
    If the band were removed there would have only been nine of them marching along. I’m sure her Majesty will be proud of her gallant band of brethren and will sleep easy knowing her realm is safe in their hands.

    Reply
  368. CameonB Brodie says:

    Love creates space for the respect of difference and ultimately aids tolerance and peace through inclusion of all.

    Reply
  369. CameronB Brodie says:

    Love creates space for the respect of difference and ultimately aids tolerance and peace through the inclusion of all.

    Reply
  370. CameronB Brodie says:

    P.S. That’s not of my own pen, it’s some other dude’s thought.

    Reply
  371. Smallaxe says:

    yesindyref2:

    I had been looking back at this thread and I came across your post of 2nd Nov@3:19pm.Apologies,I missed it at that time.

    “I think you can get transference, and contact helps. Holding hands basically, in 50 years time they’ll probably discover it’s electricity at body pulse rate or something weird like that. There’s a couple of times in my life I may have helped people, just holding a hand for some time, and even stranger, I was exhausted after.”

    I have had personal experience of this phenomena,when I lived
    with my Rastafarian brothers,I had treatment from one of the Elders.This man,of whom I speak,was held in high esteem by the tribe,we would probably call him a witch doctor or shamen,the Rasta’s called him “the African man”.

    This man sat opposite me and held both of my hands,he immediately let go and asked me to take off my shoes,this he told me,was to “groundate” us otherwise my illness would go into him.My hands became warm and felt as if they were slightly vibrating,the feeling spread throughout my whole body.

    After this very pleasurable experience,which left me feeling better than I had felt in months,he gave me a bottle of a herbal liquid every week for three weeks.I don’t know and didn’t ask what was in the liquid,it’s a pity that it’s not sold in this country,for some reason it made me calm and happy.I think that I know what at least one of the ingredients was. 🙂

    Peace Always

    Reply
  372. Smallaxe says:

    starlaw:

    It’s like the Declaration of Arbroath,only different.

    As long as there is 9 of them,there will always be 9 Ars*holes in Livingston.

    Peace Always

    Reply
  373. Thepnr says:

    @ronnie anderson

    LOL Ronnie. Try decent food for starters!

    Recommend Forthglade or Naturediet, you can buy it online or at Pets at Home. Bit more expensive than yer Chappie or Pedigree Chum but worth it. Only quality ingredients in it.

    If you take this route, mind introduce the new food gradually over 4 or 5 days by mixing it with his usual food.

    Reply
  374. ronnie anderson says:

    @ Thepnr did ah no ask fur ah professional advisor your expertise is in things that Float , an the am no training the Wee feker tae uas the pan, its whit he,s uased tae Pedigree chump, but I will take note of your suggestion anything fur ah smelly free environment lol.

    Reply
  375. Thepnr says:

    Hahaha ronnie, just trying to be helpful. We’ve two wee terriers now and they never fart! Or if they do my nose doesn’t detect it lol.

    Seriously though do a wee bit research about dog food, you wouldn’t believe some of the crap that goes into it.

    We buy ours online from Berrieswood where it is 2/3rds of the price of Pets at Home. You can get wet or dry.

    As I said, just trying to be helpful mate, sounded like you needed it 🙂

    Reply
  376. Conan the Librarian™ says:

    @ Ronnie
    Is that the same wee aggressive bugger you had at Holyrood who fell out with not so wee Ginger? And the rest…

    Thepnr is quite right, most tinned dog food without mixer = smelly farts.

    Reply
  377. yesindyref2 says:

    @ronnie anderson
    What Thepnr says. We looked after a german shepherd whan a pal was rushed to hospital, they were going to put in in kennels for a week 🙁 Yeah farting and runny with the Chappie I was given, switched to Pedigree Chum strangely enough, but also biscuit stuff for roughage, problem solved.

    Reply
  378. yesindyref2 says:

    Mind you, I picked him up from the kennels, god knows what they fed him in there, and he was kind of pleased to see me.

    Reply
  379. Interesting and provocative article in today’s Sunday Herald magazine. And here was me thinking Clitoris was a town in the South of France.

    Reply
  380. Liz g says:

    Ronnie Anderson
    Be careful if you are giving the wee dog mixer some are allergic to it
    Check with its owner first.
    And don’t suddenly change it’s brand that can give it the runs.
    I would give mine a wee Tate charcoal but I don’t feed commercial dog food
    Definitely check with Morag before changing anything in its diet.

    Reply
  381. Liz g says:

    Oh and forgot to add Ronnie it might not be its food
    If you’re giving it treats it could be them,espically if your giving it more than normal cause you’re sorry for it.
    Or if it’s something it doesn’t usually get.

    Reply
  382. ronnie anderson says:

    Thanks all for the advice , its the 1st time ave started ah thread oan fartin dugs, still makes ah break in aw that political stuff. I.ll try Thepnr’s suggestion & introduce it slowly & no I dont give it any treats other than the odd biscuit he’s ah beggin wee feker as well,ah might tye him tae a lamppost put ah bunnet doon an if he makes any money he can get steak .

    Thanks all

    Reply
  383. Liz g says:

    Good luck Ronnie
    And on the bright side….cause there’s always a bright side.
    A major plus for dog owners
    You never have to take the blame

    Reply
  384. Seriously,though. Sunday Herald improving in leaps and bounds under new editorial team. First class, well informed content throughout and a really good Sunday read. And never a sight of Tom Gordon.

    Reply
  385. Tinto Chiel says:

    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  386. Thepnr says:

    @Tinto Chiel

    Enjoyed that, something nice and mellow for an early Sunday evening.

    Reply
  387. Ian Brotherhood says:

    @TC –

    Nice one, haven’t heard that for many many years.

    Anyone ever heard of this dude?

    Was going down the Shannon with pals, summer ’86, stopping at wee towns. This character turned up unannounced, did a gig for approx 10 customers in a toty pub (maybe Killaloe, can’t be sure), we all chipped-in, that was it, but never forgot his name. This is one of the songs he did.

    The Pecker Dunne, ‘Last of the Travelling People’

    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  388. Tinto Chiel says:

    Glad you liked it Thepnr. Not the usual Stranglers style at all, at all.

    It’ll maybe calm things down after Embra Peter in the other room.

    Sheesh.

    Reply
  389. Ian Brotherhood says:

    @Ronnie A –

    By the sounds of it, that li’l fella may need his anal glands emptied.

    (Not really a DIY job…)

    Reply
  390. Tinto Chiel says:

    Never heard of him, Ian but he has a great folk voice and he looks as if he led a “full life”.

    He’s got my smouldering good looks as well……

    😉

    Reply
  391. Brian Doonthetoon says:

    Don’t know why but ah’ve a hankerin’ to post a couple of tunes that I’ve posted in the past. The first still gives me the shivery back when the pipes come in…

    link to youtube.com

    I think this one was overlooked by most peeps the last time I posted it. A fine vid-eh-oh…

    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  392. Ian Brotherhood says:

    @TC –

    🙂

    Aye, he’s a character alright. From Mayo, where my maternal grandparents lived. The travellers we get in our neck of the woods are, far as I can tell, from there and Donegal.

    These are the people Brian Donohoe used to rant about every other week in the Ayrshire Post and suchlike. He openly referred to them as ‘scum of the earth’ on more than one occasion (allegedly).

    Can’t help wondering if anyone ever bothered asking them what they thought of him? (Or their assessment of his website?!)

    🙂

    Reply
  393. Tinto Chiel says:

    That sounds like Donohoe. The man makes James Kelly seem a charming raconteur or however you choose to spell it (!).

    I knew an travelling woman on Skye in the 70s and 80s and you could have trusted her with your last penny. Many of the Scottish travellers kept our traditional songs going too.

    I showed your clip of BD (introducing his website) to my wife and daughters and they found it hysterically funny.

    Alan Partridge levels of lack of self-awareness.

    Reply
  394. Tinto Chiel says:

    BDTT: meant to thank you for posting the Marche des Soldats a few years back. I’ve had it on my favourites for quite a while now. Don’t quite know what the French thought of it but I love the pipes.

    “Internal exile”: now there’s a term for CameronB to get his teeth into.

    Hitting the sack (not the wine, obvs).

    Reply
  395. Ian Brotherhood says:

    @TC –

    🙂

    Aye, there’s a decent book to be written about Donohoe and his ilk. I ain’t doing it.

    Any volunteers? (??!!)

    Fuck Old Scottish Labour and their fankly frienships…

    I’m half-cut, so this is just a wee dod of nostalgia.

    Happy Mondays, ‘Step On’ –

    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  396. Ian Brotherhood says:

    Nah, this is the one I really wanted to post…

    Primal Scream, ‘Loaded’ –

    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  397. Thepnr says:

    OK it’s midnight.

    Time for the BBC sign off. Now stand to attention.

    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  398. Brian Doonthetoon says:

    I’m just about to lay my head down but if there’s anyone here who does Twitter, methinks Paula Rose needs some calm pills.

    Paula Rose ?@PaulaHoneyRose 20m20 minutes ago

    I couldn’t give a flying f*** any more go f*** yourselves – I’m not going to be around too f****** longer anyway – f*** off.

    Nighty night – and good luck!

    Reply
  399. Smallaxe says:

    I’m alone in cyberspace!

    Peace Always

    Reply
  400. Liz g says:

    Smallaxe
    No you are not.
    What will we do with cyberspace??

    Reply
  401. Smallaxe says:

    Hi liz:

    How are things,I’ve been away for a few days.Have I missed anything,is our friend Peter back?

    Peace Always

    Reply
  402. Smallaxe says:

    Goodnight all

    Peace Always

    Reply
  403. Liz g says:

    Good night my friend.
    Corrie doon with Mrs Smallaxe.
    We will see ye in the morning X

    Reply
  404. CameronB Brodie says:

    The acceptance of intolerance, inequality and ideological dogma were the causes of the condition of Britain’s inner-cities in the 1970s. The processes of internal colonisation produce similar results through similar mechanisms.

    The principles of local planning aimed at sustainable development, require measures to be taken so as to plan ideology out of the environment, so as to maximise accessibility and social connectedness. Don’t believe me, ask the Royal Town Planning Institute.

    link to en.wikipedia.org

    British nationalism is ideological dogma that needs to be planned out of the environment. This will be a progressive process which starts with the understanding of ideological nationalism.

    Reply
  405. Michael McCabe says:

    The Ballad of Lidl & Aldi link to youtube.com

    Reply
  406. Liz g says:

    Cameron B Brodie @ 2.21
    It’s just ma thing but part of the reason I like reading your stuff is because I think/ hope we are soon to be writing a new Constution.
    I am impressed by the American one but as we know it has been shredded since 9-11
    In a way we have to depend on how much information we can get across, and how do you see our Constution meeting??? The needs of the people.
    And how do you see us ( Scotland ) making sure we don’t turn into a mini me Westminster?

    Reply
  407. CameronB Brodie says:

    The British state does not provide the correct context to enable Scotland’s potential to be developed in a way that meets the needs of all Scots. Continuation of this approach to national development will impair the prospects of future generations.

    Just how well has Scotland flourished within a context shaped by ideological nationalism?

    Reply
  408. CameonB Brodie says:

    Liz g
    Haven’t got much of clue about constitutions, though it’s creation must be an inclusive process. There are plenty of examples to give us ideas but I’m not sure if a slave-owners charter is the best example.

    Reply
  409. CameronB Brodie says:

    The idea that nationalism should be considered an ideology is an important concept; it helps to determine why individuals, societal classes, and political groups act the way they do with regard to the system under which they live. Nationalism seeks to identify a population or group that pursues certain political and cultural goals on behalf of themselves and the nation.2 It is also a sentiment of loyalty towards the nation that is shared by the people within it.

    Nationalism as an Ideology: Ukraine’s Revolution
    link to preserve.lehigh.edu

    Reply
  410. CameronB Brodie says:

    The British state fails to provide the correct alphabet needed to articulate the humanity and potential of those who live in Scotland.

    Reply
  411. CameronB Brodie says:

    Signification, now there’s a word for you. Or is that a bit to semiotic for you man? And woman Reg. 🙂

    The Meters – It Ain’t No Use
    link to youtube.com

    Remember kids, habitus and symbolic violence are insidious.

    Reply
  412. CameronB Brodie says:

    P.S. The processes of internal colonisation are largely akin to those of ghettoisation. The Meters express the marginalisation of African Americans living under a system of internal colonisation.

    Reply
  413. CameronB Brodie says:

    …express the hopelessness caused through exclusion and marginalisation…

    Reply
  414. CameronB Brodie says:

    In a rather funky fashion. 🙂

    Reply
  415. Smallaxe says:

    CameronB Brodie:

    “express the hopelessness caused through exclusion and marginalisation…”

    MAN,I come on here in the middle of the night,stupid 0’clock in the morning.Not a peep not a whisper from you or Micheal.

    NOW,why do you think I would feel Hopeless & Excluded?

    Could it have something to do with the fact that when I log off in despair,you BOTH log on “in a rather Funky fashion”

    Peace,Love and Hopelessly Excluded!

    Reply
  416. CameronB Brodie says:

    Smallaxe
    Hope you don’t think I’m avoiding you, I’m just a bit weird. Here’s one for you that I think expresses the in-authenticity common of the digital age. 😉

    Afro Celt Sound System – Release
    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  417. CameronB Brodie says:

    Scotland’s culture must not be foregone in order to suite the needs of an Anglo-centered world view and ambition, franky.

    Reply
  418. Smallaxe says:

    CameronB Brodie:

    Your Weird!,as the Joker said “wait till they get a Load of Me” 🙂

    Good Morning Cameron

    Peace Always

    Reply
  419. CameronB Brodie says:

    The World Today: Imagined Communities – On British Nationalism
    link to youtube.com

    Benedict Anderson’s View of Nationalism
    link to thenation.com

    Reply
  420. CameronB Brodie says:

    Remember kid you’re not a Scottish nationalist your a civil rights activist. Don’t let the wanks label you in a pejorative fashion that suites their needs.

    Put the master’s tools down.

    Reply
  421. CameronB Brodie says:

    The idea that nationalism should be considered an ideology is an important concept; it helps to determine why individuals, societal classes, and political groups act the way they do with regard to the system under which they live. Nationalism seeks to identify a population or group that pursues certain political and cultural goals on behalf of themselves and the nation.2 It is also a sentiment of loyalty towards the nation that is shared by the people within it.

    British nationalism is the divisive element in Scottish politics. It seeks to divide a nation against it’s own self-interest.

    Reply
  422. Smallaxe says:

    TEST
    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  423. Smallaxe says:

    This kid can sing the blues

    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  424. Smallaxe says:

    I think that first lot will be hearing from Jethro Tull’s Lawyer.

    Peace Always

    Reply
  425. CameronB Brodie says:

    What a voice that kid had.

    Aretha Franklin – Think
    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  426. CameronB Brodie says:

    How can those living in Scotland expect to flourish if they do not have access to their inalienable human rights?

    “The right to development is an inalienable human right by virtue of which every human person and all peoples are entitled to participate in, contribute to, and enjoy economic, social, cultural and political development, in which all human rights and fundamental freedoms can be fully realized.” (Article 1.1, Declaration on the Right to Development)

    “The human right to development also implies the full realization of the right of peoples to self-determination, which includes, subject to the relevant provisions of both International Covenants on Human Rights, the exercise of their inalienable right to full sovereignty over all their natural wealth and resources.” (Article 1.2)

    link to un.org

    Reply
  427. CameronB Brodie says:

    Scotland’s achievement is constrained by ideological boundaries.

    Put the master’s tools down.

    Reply
  428. CameronB Brodie says:

    According to the UNHCHR, the rights-based approach to sustainable development includes the following elements:

    # Linkages to rights in all systems
    # Accountability of decision-making bodies to those entitled to rights
    # Empowerment of the recipients of development programmes (over “charity” responses)
    # Participation from all sectors of the public
    # Non-discrimination and attention to vulnerable groups

    link to unac.org

    Reply
  429. CameronB Brodie says:

    The price of loyalty to ideological dogma is not one our kids should have to pay. Let’s leave the age of modernity behind eh?

    Messer Chups – Supersonik Vibrator
    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  430. Stoker says:

    For the first time ever (i think!) i’ve just seen not one, not two, but 3 Waxwings on the bare branches of the Cherry Blossom tree in my garden.

    Or more correctly i’ve just identified them. At first glance i thought they were Jays but on further inspection (pocket binoculars) i went on to identify them as Waxwings.

    Don’t think i’ve ever witnessed one before never mind 3 at the same time so i’m feeling pretty chuffed. Probably will not see a more beautiful wildlife sight this winter. Gorgeous!
    link to archive.is

    And on Wings’ 5th birthday too.
    🙂

    Reply
  431. Smallaxe says:

    TRIAL

    I think the MSM has exTRA edITORs

    Reply
  432. CameronB Brodie says:

    Stoker
    Don’t quote me on this but I think Scotland is becoming a more popular holiday destination for them. I’ve spotted family groups in Edinburgh’s Meadows over the last few years. I spotted a swarm of 50+ pied wagtails in the Kingsway retail park in Dundee, just a few weeks back. Remarkable. I’m not a twitcher btw, I just like to face the world with my eyes open. 😉

    Reply
  433. CameronB Brodie says:

    Scrub that, I’m talking mince. I think they were Fieldfairs.

    Reply
  434. Tinto Chiel says:

    Stoker: yes, waxwings are really beautiful. I’ve only see them twice, one on its own in my backgarden and a tree containing about fifty just around the corner! Maybe the cold winter will bring more in to Scotland.

    Bullfinches are another amazing bird. Love that red.

    Reply
  435. Smallaxe says:

    CameronB Brodie:

    Fieldfares make terrible mince.

    Peace always

    Reply
  436. Brian Doonthetoon says:

    Mmmm…

    I see nobody was really bothered about the state of Paula Rose’s mental cosiness 18 hours ago….

    link to wingsoverscotland.com

    ———————————————————

    Birds? Looked out my closie’s stair window a few years ago on the way home and saw what looked like a pied wagtail on the roof out the back but it was the wrong colour.
    Checked my nature bible and it turned out to be a grey wagtail. Apparently, they’re quite rare in Scotland so what was this one doing in Dundee city centre? Here’s what they look like:-

    link to reddishvale.moonfruit.com

    Question arises… Why isn’t it called a yellow wagtail?

    ——————————————————–

    Just done a Viewfinder survey for DC Thomson. In answer to the last question,
    “If you were Sunday Post Editor for the day, would you introduce any new columnists to the paper – and if so – who would they be and why? “
    I typed in this…

    “I would introduce Stuart Campbell, the editor and brains behind ‘Wings Over Scotland’ to offer a forensic analysis of a story that has been heavily featured in the preceding week’s mainstream media. Like this:-
    link to wingsoverscotland.com

    Reply
  437. CameronB Brodie says:

    Smallaxe
    I’ve not eaten meat in a very long time Smallaxe but I’ll take your word for it.

    Remember folks, the form and functioning of the British state is in conflict with the principles of planning for sustainable development, as prescribed by the Royal Town Planning Institute.

    Reply
  438. Thepnr says:

    @Brian Doonthetoon

    Maybe because Paula Rose checked in this morning to wish the Rev a Happy Birthday.

    We all have our moments and having a strop on twitter really isn’t a big deal. Just think of Torrence.

    Reply
  439. CameronB Brodie says:

    The Coasters – Run Red Run
    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  440. Smallaxe says:

    CameronB Brodie:

    I did not mean making mince out of them Cameron,I meant,they can’t cook.
    They make a lovely pastry, though,it’s light as a feather. 😉

    Peace Always

    Reply
  441. Smallaxe says:

    TEST

    IMGP2061[4].JPG

    Reply
  442. CameronB Brodie says:

    Smallaxe 😉

    Little Feat – Dixie Chicken
    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  443. Tinto Chiel says:

    BDDT: a yellow wagtail is a different bird which only visits southern Britain in summer. The grey wagtail, which has a yellow belly too, is in Scotland all year.

    Saw one (and a dipper) in the wee burn that runs through Strathaven about a fortnight ago.

    Ok…I like birds…

    IT DOESN’T MAKE ME A BAD PERSON! ALL RIGHT?

    Jeez.

    Reply
  444. Tinto Chiel says:

    Only kidding, btw.

    😛

    Reply
  445. David says:

    Irony overload:
    BBC article, “Why Russians watch TV news they don’t trust.”

    link to bbc.com

    “They are looking to decipher a system of signals – who is on air today, who was yesterday, the intonation & choice of words.”

    “And so, Russians are hyper-attuned to what the state is thinking. Even children.”

    Reply
  446. Tinto Chiel says:

    link to youtube.com

    Watch the ankles: amazing.

    Reply
  447. CameronB Brodie says:

    Top tune. 🙂

    the slits – love und romance
    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  448. Smallaxe says:

    If any one of you twitchers plays the “The Birdie Song”, FU……………………………………………………….CK OFF!!

    Peace Always

    Reply
  449. Brian Doonthetoon says:

    I think I’ve posted this on the main’ birthday’ page but I’m not sure – it seems to be playing up.

    I’ll post here onnyhoo.

    ———————————————————–

    Hi Rev Stu.

    Congrats on your 5th anniversary. The existence of ‘Wings Over Scotland’ has become essential on so many levels.

    But it’s not just a web site / blog you have created. As stonefaction mentioned above, you have also created “the extended Wings family”.

    Since early 2014, Wingers have been getting together to chew the cud and it’s all your fault!

    The links below show examples of Wingers getting together, from all points of the political spectrum but all convinced of the right to Scottish self-determination.

    I’ll split these into two comments, in the hope that they will be posted without the need for moderation.

    Pics from the Wings get-together in Glasgow, May 2014.
    link to sites.google.com

    The Arbroath Seafest weekend, August 2014.
    link to sites.google.com

    The second Invergowrie get-together, February 2015.
    link to sites.google.com

    The Helensburgh get-together, July 2015.
    link to sites.google.com

    (Continued…)

    Reply
  450. Brian Doonthetoon says:

    To continue…

    The third Invergowrie get-together, October, 2015.
    link to sites.google.com

    The Aberdeen get-together, January 2016.
    link to imgur.com

    The Glasgow get-together, including ‘Inform Scotland’ workshops, March 2016.
    link to imgur.com

    Lastly, pics from various events over the past couple of years, including assembled Wingers in George Square on 30th July 2016 and some pics from the weekend of 17th/18th September 2016.
    link to imgur.com

    You are responsible for all this insurrection, Rev Stu. More power to your elbow!

    Reply
  451. David says:

    For Smallaxe, hope I don’t ruffle any feathers:
    The Byrds “Eight Miles High”
    link to youtube.com

    Eagles “Take It Easy”
    link to youtube.com

    Christopher Lee reads “The Raven”
    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  452. Tinto Chiel says:

    Horlicks time.

    Before which, a reminder of what we are all up against:

    link to youtube.com

    Elvis was prescient.

    Reply
  453. Brian Doonthetoon says:

    I think I may have posted this pic previously.

    We were in Jolly’s in Broughty Ferry for a nosebag just after the 2015 general election and these were the tables we had.

    link to sites.google.com

    Reply
  454. Still Positive. says:

    Delighted to see I am in the photo in George Square on 31st July.

    I am on the extreme right (of the photo I hasten to add) with black jacket, jeans and trainers.

    Reply
  455. Thepnr says:

    @Still Positive

    Spotted yeh 🙂

    See the third picture in that montage, well here is the original Cyber Dug.

    [IMG]http://i68.tinypic.com/ne7s5g.jpg[/IMG]

    Reply
  456. Thepnr says:

    Try again.

    link to tinypic.com

    Reply
  457. Thepnr says:

    This is embarrassing but never give in.

    link to i68.tinypic.com

    Reply
  458. Thepnr says:

    Feck it. Direct link.

    link to s804.photobucket.com

    If this doesn’t work i give in LOL.

    Reply
  459. Thepnr says:

    Arbroath before the referendum August 2014

    link to s804.photobucket.com

    Reply
  460. Thepnr says:

    Wings visit Edinburgh.

    link to s804.photobucket.com

    Reply
  461. CameronB Brodie says:

    Our ideas about how the world should work is part of an ideology, our understanding about how the world does work is part of a social theory.

    Political Ideology and Conflicting Environmental Paradigms
    link to mitpressjournals.org

    Ideology is not a natural component of the environment. British nationalism is incompatible with nature.

    Reply
  462. CameronB Brodie says:

    Environment and Ideology
    Understanding the Basics

    link to prezi.com

    Reply
  463. CameronB Brodie says:

    Contractarianism, now there’s a word for you.

    The distinguished bourgeois political philosopher Robert Nozick has argued that A Theory of Justice is one of the most important works in political philosophy since the writings of John Stuart Mill.

    Social Contract as Bourgois Ideology
    link to clogic.eserver.org

    Reply
  464. CameronB Brodie says:

    A complex issue in business ethics involves the joining of empirical social science and normative philosophy. The former is descriptive in nature and attempts to discover the way things are. The latter is prescriptive, and aims to prescribe how things ought to be. Although some scholars argue the normative and descriptive realms should not be joined, this research assumes there exists a nexus — a point at which people evaluate how things are by appealing to how things ought to be.

    Beyond the Psychological Contract: Ideology and the Economic Social Contract in a Restructuring Environment
    link to theses.lib.vt.edu;.pdf

    Reply
  465. CameronB Brodie says:

    The UKOK is the product of ideological nationalism. As such, it’s underlying philosophy is incompatible with reality and makes achieving an equitable and sustainable spatial distribution of economic activity, highly unlikely. It’s ‘success’ has come at the cost of the internal colonisation of the Celt fringe.

    Britain is the square peg forcing it’s way in to the environment.

    Reply
  466. CameronB Brodie says:

    The UKOK is the product of ideological nationalism. As such, it’s underlying philosophy is a stranger to reality and makes achieving an equitable and sustainable spatial distribution of economic activity, highly unlikely. It’s ‘success’ has come at the cost of the internal colonisation of the Celt fringe.

    Britain is the ideological square peg forcing it’s way in to the environment.

    Reply
  467. CameronB Brodie says:

    Scotland would most probably have flourished over the last three centuries had it not been for union with England. As such, I doubt there would have been the same scale of structural problems for BLiS____d to concern themselves over. What would I know though?

    Reply
  468. CameronB Brodie says:

    Ideological nationalism is built on fudge.

    Reply
  469. CameronB Brodie says:

    Ideological nationalism is built on a foundation of fudge. 🙂

    Reply
  470. Smallaxe says:

    WHAT a great place this is,who needs a TV?DJs,FILM PRODUCERS,PHOTOGRAPHERS
    PHILOSOPHERS,RACONTEURS and no trolls.BLISSFULL!thanks a’body. 🙂

    Peace and Love to ALL

    Reply
  471. CameronB Brodie says:

    Ideology is not a natural component of the environment. British nationalism is incompatible with nature.

    Ideology is not a natural component of the environment. British nationalism is unnatural. It is environmental pollution which is harmful to Scotland’s well-being.

    Reply
  472. CameronB Brodie says:

    One is able to spot ideology in the environment through the process of semiotic analysis. Bet you didn’t know that Mr. Carrell. Felling ever so much a fannybaws?

    Reply
  473. CameronB Brodie says:

    If you’re wanting to examine an example of ideology in the environment, take a look at your nearest pluke on a plinth. That’s how colonialism is structured in to a society. It’s all semiotic man. And woman Reg. 🙂

    Reply
  474. CameronB Brodie says:

    Sorry about this bu I want to be robust with my argument.

    If you’re wanting to examine an example of ideology in the environment, take a look at your nearest pluke on a plinth. Symbolism of that’s kind is one of the mechanisms employed when structuring colonialism in to a society. It’s all semiotic man. And woman Reg. ?

    Remember folks, habitus and symbolic violence are insidious.

    Reply
  475. CameronB Brodie says:

    I wasn’t entirely straight with folks the other night. I actually think semiotic-ally in four-dimension Euclidean space.

    Ignore the BUM, it’s a facada. 🙂

    Reply
  476. Chic McGregor says:

    Frank Quitely, famous among world comic fans as an A league artist, also writes and is currently having a short story of his animated (by crowdfunding).

    I paste the demo vid here only because the main character reminds me of someone from Scottish politics and wondered if others thought the same.

    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  477. CameronB Brodie says:

    I like this one as it reflects the experience of African American’s living under a system of internal colonisation, which I thought relevant.

    Get the picture? 😉

    The Coasters – Run Red Run
    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  478. CameronB Brodie says:

    It also show the transition from slavery and some of the vectors involved in colonising liberated humans.

    Reply
  479. CameronB Brodie says:

    Scotland will never resolve it’s structural problems until it faces up to the causes. In the majority of cases it is three centuries of union under a system of internal colonisation.

    Square pegs don’t fit in round holes.

    Reply
  480. CameronB Brodie says:

    If sustainable development is your objective, approaches based on ideology will not proved the solution

    The British state is based on and sustained by the ideology of British nationalism.

    Reply
  481. CameronB Brodie says:

    Showing my workings, sorry. 🙂

    If sustainability is your objective, approaches based on ideology will not provide the solution. The British state is based on and sustained by the ideology of British nationhood. Contemporary British nationalism is an expansionist form of English nationalism. Not cool and not very nice.

    Reply
  482. CameronB Brodie says:

    African American achieved civil liberties. Scots enjoy watching the BBC.

    Reply
  483. CameronB Brodie says:

    Scotland has authentic integrity. Britain is an ideological construct.

    Reply
  484. CameronB Brodie says:

    Got the picture. 🙂

    Reply
  485. Smallaxe says:

    TESTING

    Reply
  486. Smallaxe says:

    ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZtest

    Reply
  487. CameronB Brodie says:

    Fancy popping a tune on for us Smallaxe?

    Reply
  488. Smallaxe says:

    CameronB Brodie:

    Cameron,that’s what all the “testing”is for but I don’t know how it’s done.Can you help?

    Peace Always

    Reply
  489. CameronB Brodie says:

    Not a problem Smallaxe. Once you’ve found your tune of choice, copy the address bar at the top of the page, then post on Wings. You need to remove all characters that precede the www before submitting, or the post won’t appear. Simples, once you now.

    Reply
  490. CameronB Brodie says:

    …paste on wings.

    Should have gone to speck….. 😉

    Reply
  491. Smallaxe says:

    link to youtu.be

    Reply
  492. Smallaxe says:

    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  493. Smallaxe says:

    CameronB Brodie:

    That one is for you, my Friend.Thank you.

    Peace Always

    Reply
  494. CameronB Brodie says:

    I’m got nowhere with that Smallaxe but my wifi has been problematic. You might want to check if it works for yourself.

    Reply
  495. CameronB Brodie says:

    Got Joe. My pleasure mate.

    Reply
  496. Smallaxe says:

    CameronB Brodie:

    I’d posted a couple of tunes earlier that had been emailed to me, I just had to copy and paste them as I was only using a tablet.I have upgraded now to a new notebook.

    Peace Always

    Reply
  497. Tinto Chiel says:

    An oddity: only the older listener may remember.

    link to m.youtube.com

    May The Force be with you.

    Reply
  498. Smallaxe says:

    Tinto Chiel:

    Cheek “older”. Not old but…

    link to youtube.com

    Peace Always

    Reply
  499. Lollysmum says:

    I remember it well TC. Telstar, Apache, Acker Bilk’s Stranger on the Shore etc the soundtrack of my childhood.

    Reply
  500. Smallaxe says:

    Lollysmum:

    Reminisce. 🙂

    link to youtube.com

    Peace Always

    Reply


Comment - please read this page for comment rules. HTML tags like <i> and <b> are permitted. Use paragraph breaks in long comments. DO NOT SIGN YOUR COMMENTS, either with a name or a slogan. If your comment does not appear immediately, DO NOT REPOST IT. Ignore these rules and I WILL KILL YOU WITH HAMMERS.


  • About

    Wings Over Scotland is a (mainly) Scottish political media digest and monitor, which also offers its own commentary. (More)

    Stats: 6,745 Posts, 1,216,582 Comments

  • Recent Posts

  • Archives

  • Categories

  • Tags

  • Recent Comments

    • agent x on Unhinged Malady: “https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5y6rg6wpvgo “Who was at Pope Francis’ funeral and where did they sit?” ———————————————————— Oh dear no mention of his Gracious…Apr 26, 18:08
    • Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on Unhinged Malady: “CRUAIDH? Le Ruaraidh MacThòmais (1921-2012) […] Is caith bhuat briathran mìne oir chan fhada bhios briathran agad; tha Tuatha Dè…Apr 26, 18:00
    • Aidan on Unhinged Malady: “@Alf – no offence but we have heard this before a few times, perhaps you could tell us what response…Apr 26, 17:09
    • Hatey McHateface on Unhinged Malady: “YS I think shooting will be too good for you. Confused and Barbie will collect you in their mobile gas…Apr 26, 16:35
    • Hatey McHateface on Unhinged Malady: “It’s worse than you say, Alf. Your “mass societal deceit” has gone globally viral. All over the world, countries have…Apr 26, 16:27
    • Rob on Unhinged Malady: “Sg is Scottish government which is an SNP green led parliament, not sure how you got to where you are…Apr 26, 16:23
    • Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on Unhinged Malady: “A Grouse Beater article today rightly lauds Alf Baird: WHAT IS COLONIALISM? “This article was first published in 2019 in…Apr 26, 15:45
    • Yoon Scum on Unhinged Malady: “After indy Will we be banning English from being used in official government communication? Will people like myself be allowed…Apr 26, 15:43
    • Yoon Scum on Unhinged Malady: “After indy Will filth like myself be allowed to work for any for the Scottish state? Or will we just…Apr 26, 15:42
    • JB on Unhinged Malady: “Maybe Chapman and Swinney are holding out for the following Judicial Review to change the landscape again: https://archive.ph/IC2jtApr 26, 14:52
    • Alf Baird on Unhinged Malady: ““lets look at something like the ferries fiasco” Yes, lets. Most of the high-level officials responsible for the ongoing ferries…Apr 26, 14:50
    • Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on Unhinged Malady: “A new edition of the Scottish Parliament’s trial bilingual (Gaelic/English) newsletter is now available: AN TEACHDAIRE PÀRLAMAIDEACH « Tha fòcas againn…Apr 26, 14:49
    • Yoon Scum on Unhinged Malady: “I know your number 1 issue is ensuring folk like me are eradicated You know Unionists BUT After we move…Apr 26, 12:48
    • Michael Laing on Unhinged Malady: “@ Helen Murray: Couldn’t have happened to a nicer bunch of arseholes! “I love sex! I love oriel sex! Oriel…Apr 26, 12:31
    • Michael Laing on Unhinged Malady: “@ Rob: Who are you blaming for the preoccupation with woke bullshit? It seems like you’re blaming Rev Stu for…Apr 26, 12:24
    • Rob on Unhinged Malady: “I don’t know just long long the sameme subjects can be discussed. The first indyref was defeated in a vote…Apr 26, 11:52
    • MaryB on Unhinged Malady: “James Che(yne) @ 4.28 Friday Good to see you back. Bereavement’s a tough call. I’ve missed your contributions.Apr 26, 11:25
    • Alf Baird on Unhinged Malady: ““I’d downplay on the “non-existent” trope. For starters, rationalists are going to wonder why and how you are struggling to…Apr 26, 11:13
    • Hatey McHateface on Unhinged Malady: “Sure, Alf, the UK doesn’t exist in any meaningful sense. It certainly seems to just about everybody in it though,…Apr 26, 10:24
    • Hatey McHateface on The Disgrace Of Holyrood: “I wonder how many genuine English people there are in England. Maybe 40 million as a ballpark figure? I wonder…Apr 26, 10:08
    • Alf Baird on Unhinged Malady: “On the contrary, colonial regimes do tend to depend on various forms of ‘magic’ and trickery to deceive the oppressed…Apr 26, 09:55
    • Hatey McHateface on Unhinged Malady: “That’s not what I read, YL. They’ve simply decided to change strategy. I can’t be arsed to link to the…Apr 26, 09:50
    • Tartanpigsy on Unhinged Malady: “Getting to the stage that giving these people blasts of Oxygen by putting up posts about them is just free…Apr 26, 08:57
    • PacMan on Unhinged Malady: “Like these Transgender charities, the funding of this Christian Legal Centre and other similar charities are unknown, most likely coming…Apr 26, 08:02
    • PacMan on Unhinged Malady: “Nothing to do with the middle class poncers facing consequences for their actions in the form of prison sentences.Apr 26, 07:46
    • Young Lochinvar on The Disgrace Of Holyrood: “YS: 4.41 23/04/35 No, eating babies and suchlike was the staple fare of the so called “venerable” Bede: the archetype…Apr 26, 02:34
    • Young Lochinvar on Unhinged Malady: “Just Stop Oil has stood down! Eventually they worked out that Vaseline is a petrochemical bi product and that going…Apr 25, 23:06
    • Rob on Learning To Cope: “I don’t have a problem with a bloke putting on a dress and pretending to be a woman if that…Apr 25, 21:53
    • McDuff on Unhinged Malady: “This woman was born to be ignored.Apr 25, 21:51
    • Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on Unhinged Malady: “SEX ED BRANDED ‘INAPPROPRIATE’ AS PARENTS IN SCOTLAND INCREASINGLY WITHDRAW KIDS Thousands of children in Scotland have been withdrawn from…Apr 25, 20:37
  • A tall tale



↑ Top