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Don’t have nightmares

Posted on January 07, 2014 by

The true meaning of “Better Together”.

miliron2

Now that’s what we call Project Fear.

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David Smith

Two cheeks of the same arse right enough!

Doug Daniel

AAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT’S HIDEOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alex Grant

Magic Must get T shirt!

gordoz

Was this not a character in ‘Batman’ ? ; or should we go with the typo ‘Btman’

gordoz

The offspring of Thatcherite & Blairite policy – The ‘Blair Rich’ Project !

Hazel Lewry

barf!

Thepnr

Which is Which? Both halves look the same to me. Evil as Feck.

scottish_skier

The eyes not matching up at first made me think of Nick Griffin.
 
No real difference I suppose.

Macart

Oh that’s just wrong on many different levels.  :0
 
@gordoz
 
Inspired. 😀

Davy

You missed out Lamont’s mouth, it can sneer for the best of them.
 

Les Wilson

And I looked at this just before I went to bed ! 

FraserP

Which side is his parting on though?

Schiehallion! Schiehallion!

Some anagrams: a mandrill combine, mild con lamebrain, morel blind maniac, lime bridal conman
 
Let’s have more! Disaster / austerity recipes, like fruit sauce on carmichael mallow.

Andy-B

Not only do they look alike,their manifestos are similar, cuts! cuts! cuts! cuts! unless you’re a millionaire.
 
Please please don’t do a Willie Rennie Johan Lamont face match, I don’t think I could bear that, or a Jackie Ballie Ruth Davidson face match, which is completely unthinkable.

Brian milligan

Ye dinnae git an MBE for a haircut like that. Then again I dinnae ken/maybe ye dae
 

scotchwoman

DavEd Million?

Ian Brotherhood

Have to say, they’ve got Milliband’s better side,  eh?, well, not sure, but probably.
 
Question is: which side would Margaret Curran fancy? (If he asks her, then she doesn’t get it right? she’s chucked.)

Dcanmore

Blairstein’s monster!

Craig Stewart

The original post was amusing enough but there’s been several word plays and puns in the comments that really brought a smile to my face!  Keep it up folks! 😀

Derek

Puts me in mind of Glenn Danzig for some reason. No idea why!

Thepnr

@gordoz
Wittiest comment “Blair Rich” still laughing, brilliant.

Ian Brotherhood

So that’s why Cameron’s barber got an MBE?
 
The man’s name is, apparently, ‘Lino’. That’s why Cameron gave him something – otherwise he’d have been lying all over the kitchen, feeling all cut-up about it.

Gavin Barrie (Jammach)

@Ian Brotherhood <applauds> Do you do Functions? 🙂

Ian Brotherhood

@Gavin –
 
As a matter of fact, I do – please contact my agent, who is Blair MacDougall@knob.com

ronnie anderson

At last the face of better together squinty face ,but a like the kiss curl, like both of them Cameron / Millyband , DATED.

John G

This would give children nightmares!! Should have some sort of over 18 rating on this picture!!

Ian Brotherhood

Please, everyone, ignore my last post (11.19). I tried to edit, but was too late.
 
It seems there really is, somewhere, for whatever reason, a ‘knob-com’. And for some, even more godless reason, the name McDougall chimes with it…
 
Please avoid.

Thepnr

Is “Lino” from Kirkcaldy?

Marcia

It could have been worse. Naked with Maggie’s boobs.

ronnie anderson

Ian B , PMSL, is it wan of they nauty site,s Mc dougall set up.
 

David Agnew

But it is true in a way. Both parties are trying to outright wing each other while trying to stay to the right of Ukip. They’ve become so homogenised, that the poor voter really does not have a clue as to who he can vote for. I suspect that in the next GE the likelihood of another hung parliament is very likely indeed.

Inbhir Anainn

Labour, Tory, Tory, Labour hard to detect the difference these days throughout the Scottish Parliament.

Chic McGregor

Wallace and Grabbit?
 
link to i51.photobucket.com
 

Thepnr

News just in.
 
Lino is no longer from Kirkcaldy. Apparently manufacturing moved abroad a bit like happened with jute in Dundee.
 
“This in turn contributed to linoleum in 1877 which became the town’s most successful industry and a world producer until well into the mid-1960s. The town expanded considerably in the 1950s and 1960s, though the decline of the linoleum industry and other manufacturing restricted its growth thereafter.”
 
“Employment in Dundee changed dramatically during the 1980s with the loss of nearly 10,000 manufacturing jobs due to closure of the shipyards, cessation of carpet manufacturing and the disappearance of the jute trade.”

Thepnr

Jobs sent abroad to make the bottom line look good. Didn’t matter to these fuckers how it looked in their own towns and cities.
 
Food Banks No More.

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Chic McGregor

O.T My FB seems to be working again.  Maybe I just tried to make too many posts too quickly at the time.

Lobeydosser

I agree, Gordoz comment was chust sublime 🙂

John G

This might make any nightmares worse!!
 
link to twitter.com

Seasick Dave

He’s a fine looking figure of fun.
 
I’m sure there’s a joke about a ‘Wild Linoleum Boy’ but I’m fekked if I can remember it.

Paul

@ John G absolutely terrifying they should warn children that the Lamontcher monster will get them if they don’t go to sleep when sent to bed.

Angus McLellan

I’ve seen that guy before in a film: “No, Mr Bond, I expect you to die.”

Steve B

O/T – But I’ve just seen on the BBC News site that the first of a monthly survey of tweets by Yes and No supporters by researchers at the University of Glasgow has been published.  Unsurprisingly Yes supporting tweets were in the majority.
 
Even more interesting is the following:
 
“It’s interesting that in this particular snapshot ‘Yes’ has been more active and spontaneous,” he said.
 
“They use more tweets and hashtags, and have a bigger network of tweeters.
 
“‘No’ tweets are coming from the top down, and there is no real network amplifying the debate.”
 
Just thought you’d like to know.
 
link to bbc.co.uk

Papadocx

Just when you think SLAB can’t sink any lower they pull out all the stops, and try to steal the food out of children’s mouths. How low can they go, then they have a argument about how to justify their treachery to kids and shift the blame onto totally innocent SNP MSP ‘s.
 
Kezia Dugdale sneering, double talking excuse for a human being.
Drew Smith typical SLAB waster, career “politician”
 
Johan Lamont lowest of the low Beneath contempt.
 
Allan Grogan watch your back brother, You have some very nasty enemies. They will stop at nothing to protect their gang.

Alba4Eva

I think that’s the first time I’ve seen Milliband on the left!

Thepnr

Not that it should be necessary of course but I and many others will be watching Allans back. Including you WoSSers

mogabee

Amazing…can hardly see the join…

Thepnr

We’re ALL IN IT TOGETHER for the same gain. Never forget, tribalism? what’s that?

CameronB

Ahh, the benign face of Britain’s fascist, sorry neo-liberal ‘One Nation’. Doesn’t it just bring a tear to your eye.
 
Death to Goldstein.

squarego

Pair of quarter-wits.

Dal Riata

Is that one of the yet-to-be-announced English celebrities that’s going to lovebomb Scotland into voting ‘No’?

Fergie 35

Ah, the LabServative one nation party leader, whats yours is ours and whats ours is also ours!

bunter

Electoral Commission on the state broadcaster suggesting that changes should be made regards voting. They recommend that i.d. be produced at the point of voting a la N.I. and that political party members should not be allowed to handle postal voting forms. All a bit too late for our ” gold standard” referendum.

alexicon

Looks like the UK Gov is still playing dirty tricks.
 
I wonder why they’re starting this now?
 
‘Tartan Terrorist’ in extradition appeal
 
link to heraldscotland.com

David Smith

i fully expected Zimbabwe style ballot rigging from the British in the referendum as a minimum.
On full fiddling form SLAB make Putin’s mob look like lightweights.

David Smith

As for Busby, he is a false flag anyway.

Molly

So Jack McConnell thinks political campaigning should be suspended during The Commonwealth Games. what is it with politicians ? 
 
Message to Jack, message to Jack It’s not your house and the lodgers have paid upfront, it’s our Referendum . 
 
Bunter, it might too late for the Id bit but how would a petition signed by all the readers of Pro Indy sites, blogs, Facebook etc landing in the Electoral Commisions boxes, requesting that postal votes not be handled by political parties go down do you think? A neutral , secure place is surely doable given their is nine months to go. Afterall a by election can be arranged in less time and in the last Referendum, there appeared to be deid folk able to vote, they wouldn’t want legal challenges this time , would they?
 

Dorothy Devine

Yes Molly , I noticed the Lord of Kilts comments and wondered – perhaps we should boo Scots entrants and support anyone but Scotland just in case a wee bit patriotic fervour overcomes us like a virus.

HandandShrimp

A Better Together spokesperson said the group had a “huge” presence online
 
Although Blair McDougall has said he is considering a diet after all the Xmas turkey.
 
The thing is Better Together is top down. Their most active posters are all Labour party activists, MSPs, MPs and councillors or complete oddities like Rosa or Rider (the latter claims to be a pro Yes peson but fools no one 😉 ) That is why they always complain about being swamped by the dreaded cybergnats. I am a member of no party and I don’t take my cues from any party line. This does give me a lot of freedom to take on the Grahamskis of this world

HandandShrimp

The Commonwealth games run from the middle of July through to the first week of August. That is 25% of the official 12 weeks of political campaigning in the run up to Sept 18th. I think Mconnell is on to plums there. Why on earth should the campaign stop because there are people running and jumping in sports stadiums. Is he worried that the sight of the Saltire going up flag poles will make people feel Scottish?

Luigi

What a truly horrific image – now that’s what I call doubly ugly!

desimond

The most depressing thing for me is the fear that its actually Ed Milbands shirt and tie!

Cringed the other day when shown Houses of Parliament debate and it seemed that everyone on front benches  all had a purple tie on!

John Lyons

Even more ironic that Milliband is on the right….

Chic McGregor

Looks like something out of a LABORaTORY.  Geddit?

bald eagle

john lyons
long time no read or has this thing totally screwed up

Alba4Eva

John Lyons… Milliband is on the Left… it is only your right as you look at hi— IT!  LOL  🙂

Ken500

Loks like something out of a lavatory,

Too scary to contemplate. Slippery worms.

Ken500

Get the Saltires flying. The Yes signs prominent. Get the Yes gear on, have a ball and let the rafters ring. Now is the time, now is the hour, it’s Scotland turn. Don’t let the opportunity be missed.

Never mind an unelected ermine rat or their squealing.

Derek

< Death to Goldstein. >
 
Ha! Indeed…

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