The world's most-read Scottish politics website

Wings Over Scotland


Trading places

Posted on February 07, 2014 by

Sometimes it’s hard to shake the feeling that some sort of bizarre mass body-swap incident, such as those frequently depicted in comedy films like “Big” or “Freaky Friday”, must have happened in UK politics without anyone noticing.

Because on the day that David Cameron called on people elsewhere in the UK to plead with Scots to stay in the Union, English people are saying things like this:

(Warning: adult language.)

Whereas men actually elected to represent the interests of Scots are saying this:

 We look forward to the feelgood resolution at the end.

153 to “Trading places”

  1. Taranaich says:

    We’re in Bizarro-World now!

    Reply
  2. heedtracker says:

    If we do lose to the BBC or BetterTogetherer or LabConDem in Wesminster or the liars and fear mangers that are daily lying at Scotland through the press and so on, it’s guys like this that’ll numb the pain.

    Reply
  3. Brotyboy says:

    I really like the first guy.

    And he actually puts across some of the arguments we make ourselves, and fairly succinctly.

    Reply
  4. Salt Ire says:

    That taxi driver – from about 2.08 – tears streaming now, can’t type…

    Reply
  5. Paul says:

    Another fat unionist spouting rubbish lets see this Labour eejit try to survive of a giro will the people of Lanark make it so.

    Reply
  6. Brotyboy says:

    I do hope Jim Hood’s constituents are aware that as far as he is concerned he has a higher calling than serving their interests.

    Tick tock, Jim.

    Reply
  7. Flower of Scotland says:

    O/t
    What’s happening ! Brian Taylor is being very kind to YES side ! Am awfae suspicious !

    Reply
  8. sausage fingered luddite says:

    Artist taxi driver is always a quality rant. Seen a few of his posts on you tube. Safe to say he isn’t a fan of bankers Westminster or the establishment. Once you get past the shouting, he usually makes a lot of sense.

    Reply
  9. David Agnew says:

    Scoundrels and piss-ants

    Reply
  10. Flower of Scotland says:

    I like that Taxi Driver !

    Reply
  11. SophiaPangloss says:

    It actually, fer aw ah pit oan, takes somethin tae reduce me tae tears… but that did, that man did…

    RUN! RUN! RUN!

    Reply
  12. X_Sticks says:

    Major applause for that taxi driver. His passion brought a tear to my eye. I wish I could articulate our case as well as that. We should invite him to take a seat in Holyrood – he’s wasted in a taxi!

    Reply
  13. Breastplate says:

    You can tell that only one cares passionately about the peoples’ future, unfortunately for his constituents it is not Jim Hood.

    Reply
  14. Jim says:

    A contemptable Westminster for so many reasons. Another £1 billion contract awarded for Crossrail in London etc. but they won’t dredge a couple of rivers in Somerset/Devon to stop widespread flooding which has now lasted a month.

    Reply
  15. Frankie goes to Holyrood says:

    BBC website ALLOWS COMMENTS on David Cameron’s “Please stay” call

    As many of you know, the BBC website does not really “do” discussion of Scottish topics – it prefers to publish its articles with no chance for others to challenge them….

    1,750 comments so far (at 12.30pm).

    It’s really interesting seeing the wide range of views. It is indeed pleasing (astonishing) for the BBC to allow such free debate. Join in – it is a chance to genuinely get your views out – and to have some control of the usually unionist agenda…

    CITATION
    (1) BBC “Scottish independence: Seven months to save UK, Cameron says”
    link to bbc.co.uk

    Reply
  16. heedtracker says:

    Watch Mr. Hood look to his Tory betters. “Can I get my Lordship now sirs?”

    Reply
  17. MolliBlum says:

    Well, I do hope that first guy takes up Cameron’s invitation to phone all his long-lost friends and relatives in Scotland…

    Reply
  18. MolliBlum says:

    BTW: anybody else notice the little Freudian slip in Cameron’s speech when he said “The United Kingdom is a rich trap-…errrm…tap-estry”???

    Will listen again later to check whether I really heard right (can’t bear to go through that again; but thankfully it was near the beginning)

    Reply
  19. MajorBloodnok says:

    I tell you what though, Ian Brotherhood does an ace London accent.

    Reply
  20. MajorBloodnok says:

    (It’s him, right?)

    Reply
  21. Theunicorn says:

    Lets not kid ourselves. Thats how many people in England and elsewhere feel about whats happening in the UK at the moment. It’s a shame that his rather intemperate style of articulation gets in the way of his right of expression and therefore much of the real message is lost.

    I thought it highly revealing, if indeed not stage managed, that when the PM offered up the opportunity for questions from the floor that the very first question raised concerned the flooding in the south west of England. Lower England really doesn’t give a dam about Scottish Independence. We are on our way.

    Reply
  22. Seasick Dave says:

    I thought that the taxi driver was Mr Cameron in shades?

    Reply
  23. Dan Vevers says:

    He’s good, that taxi driver guy, I just wish he’d be more direct and tell us what he really thinks.

    Reply
  24. Ian Brotherhood says:

    @Major –

    Gordon Bennit, stroik a loit, oive bin rammbled an no mistake. Best get meself aht sharpish an ‘ead orf dahn the rubadubdub…

    Reply
  25. liz says:

    Had a look at the comments on the bbc re phone a friend and could only read about 6 comments before giving up.
    It would take for ever to counteract the complete ignorance and intolerance.

    ‘Jokes’ include the usual ‘fishy’ comment re the FM and DFM.

    I’m sure there are folk in rUK who don’t think like that but OMG they are thick.

    Reply
  26. DougtheDug says:

    David Cameron said:

    “I have an old copy of Our Island Story, my favourite book as a child and I want to give it to my 3 children, and I want to be able to teach my youngest when she’s old enough to understand, that she is part of this great, world-beating story.”

    It’s one of these ironies that in Dave’s paean to the UK he names this book as his favourite book.

    From Wikipedia:

    Our Island Story: A Child’s History of England is a book by Henrietta Elizabeth Marshall, first published in 1905 in London by T. C. & E. C. Jack.

    After being out of print for many years, in 2005 it was published as Our Island Story: A History of Britain for Boys and Girls.

    Still that old England/UK confusion there Dave.

    Reply
  27. msean says:

    On those floods,can’t believe the environment agency is headed by a lord,thought it would at least be someone who could be effectively sacked,you canny sack a lord,they’ll still get paid if removed.

    Reply
  28. ronnie anderson says:

    And for those that missed it yesterday, Scotlands Place in the UK, on Bbc Parliament proggrame just now.

    Reply
  29. Heather McLean says:

    Well said that taxi driver – I agree with every word he says! As for the morally bankrupt Jim Hood – well!! He should be ashamed of himself!
    It’s obvious that he is only out for himself and not the constituents he was elected to represent!
    How I wish the ordinary labour voting man in the street could see things with the clarity of the taxi driver!

    Reply
  30. G H Graham says:

    You can hear the taxi driver’s despair with his country that is Great Britain, through his silent moments near the end.

    The UK is run by a private schooled elite with inappropriate relationships with the media, the financial sector, private health care providers & defence contractors.

    It really doesn’t have to be like this.

    As Kuato in Total Recall said …”Open your mind … open your mind … open your … mind.”

    Reply
  31. TheGreatBaldo says:

    Kezia’s really on the ball eh ?

    link to twitter.com


    “Alex Salmond now saying leader of Yes Campaign is Dennis Canavan?!”

    It’s that sort of attention to detail that has made Scottish Labour the power it is today

    Reply
  32. chalks says:

    LinkedIn is going mental.

    I’m tempted to post the link to this video etc…..

    Reply
  33. Clootie says:

    ..and Labour are still against it!

    The Taxi driver was spot on…why would you not vote YES…RUN/RUN/RUN

    As for Mr. Hood – speechless!

    I think the real fear is having an example on their doorstep that highlights the unfair society they now have. A system created with the full assistance of Scottish LibDem and Labour MP’s.

    I’m not going to cover the Lords – the driver did a much better job.

    Reply
  34. Ananurhing says:

    What’s this “clyte” that Cammers keeps going on about? As in “Together we have more clyte”.

    Reply
  35. Dorothy Devine says:

    Love the taxi driver – he was very funny on the Edinburgh Farage incident , his laugh would get the dead going!

    That other pillock , somebody voted for him? Just goes to show that sometimes Scots are “too stupid”.

    Reply
  36. Peter Macbeastie says:

    The taxi driver is quite a weel kent character on social media now. He is never what you’d call politely spoken but he is generally intelligent, thoughtful, and most importantly; blunt. Politician he is not; you are never left in any doubt about exactly what he thinks.

    He probably should be a politician; he would not be a breath of fresh air blowing the cobwebs around. He’d be a hurricane rearranging the furniture as he went.

    Reply
  37. Salt Ire says:

    With regards the BBC story allowing comments; is anyone taking screenshots of some of the bile on display? The myth of the “cybernat” should be easily punctured by just a rough analysis of these threads.

    Reply
  38. Marker Post says:

    @Ian Brotherhood, thanks for the link to transcript of Pete Wishart’s speech, found it on YouTube too, well worth a listen, and a reminder of why we want out from Westminster control.

    Reply
  39. gerry parker says:

    Jim Hood.
    The best advert yet I’ve seen for giving the electorate the ability to recall a sitting MP.

    Hope it’s going to be in our constitution.

    Reply
  40. gordoz says:

    As with the Taxi driver – we will always get on with our neighbours. England is not the problem – never has been; its Westminster / parliamentary authority / and LABOUR + Tory permanaent coalition thats the real problem.

    Scottish Labour officialdom is the real enemy here. They need to be either marginalised (and they’re doing a pretty good job themselves) or overcome by showing the people of Scotland their true form as in thier usual ascension to the Lords !

    Just listen to Hood, GIRUY Scotland Im a prod Brit and you Jocks can rot !! Thats effectively what hes saying.

    He could be in charge of your Clydeside yards !! You never know ?

    Abandon LABOUR Scotland or they’ll Abandon YOU !

    Reply
  41. msean says:

    I’ll admit,I didn’t know about the Cabbie and I thought initially that it was going to be one of those “f%&k off jockoland” videos.

    I was wrong,The Cabbie is spot on most off the time.

    Reply
  42. DocMacAlba says:

    An Englishman advising us to run and be a better place and a Scotsman living down to Burns’ “parcel o rogues” including payments from the Scottish public purse. It’s not that things are upside down or trading places, maybe its simply that amidst the beginnings of the Unionists coming to fight us, the message of hope and the opportunity to create something better than ConDemLab Britain is slowly beginning to win.

    As for Brian Taylor being nice, I would refer you to Derek Bateman’s excellent blog, maybe just maybe, BBC Jockland has realised that whatever happens in September, a large section of their viewer/listenership can only be won back and/or retained by being a proper broadcaster rather than simply the mouthpiece of Unionist Labour (Scottish Branch).

    What can I say, like all in the Yes side, I’m an optimist!

    Reply
  43. The Man in the Jar says:

    Hood is my MP. I am sure that he feels free to spout utter pish as he has a “safe” majority of 13,478 (29%)

    As long as it does not interfere with his Westminster plans for a seat on a red bench then he doesn’t give a dam.

    Reply
  44. muttley79 says:

    Kezia Dugdale must really, really hate the SNP with a passion. How else can you explain her recent behaviour? Murphy and Alexander have largely hidden from view. Dugdale, on the other hand, has been publicly backing the Daily Mail!..

    FAO Kezia Dugdale: Dennis Canavan has been Chairman of the Yes campaign since its launch. It is the same position that Alastair Darling holds for the No campaign. So technically he is the leader of the Yes campaign. In practise we all know that Alex Salmond and David Cameron are the leaders of the respective campaigns, as they are the ones who hold political power.

    Reply
  45. heedtracker says:

    Rise up England and be a nation.

    Reply
  46. Ken500 says:

    BBC didn’t even show the Marching Rally. Shameful.

    Reply
  47. chalks says:

    One of my colleagues has posted the link to this on LinkedIn Rev, so you might have a new page record….

    Reply
  48. Calgacus MacAndrews says:

    We’re TOO WEE …

    link to imgur.com

    Reply
  49. Marker Post says:

    Hope everyone who listens to the taxi driver listens through right to the end. Powerful stuff.

    Reply
  50. Taxi Driver II – directed by Scorcese?

    Now, THAT’S a rant!

    Meanwhile … Cameron’s “I love Scotland” appeal is drowned (pun intended) by half-of Somerset underwater, Dawlish in tatters, ruined homes and farms, worse to come, and HM’s government – some representing climate change denial groups – arriving far too late, and only where television cameras happen to be.

    Reply
  51. CameronB says:

    Ananurhing says 1:04 pm;

    What’s this “clyte” that Cammers keeps going on about? As in “Together we have more clyte”

    Perhaps the dumplin’ is talking about steamed puddings? Have I got that right?

    Reply
  52. creigs1707repeal says:

    O/T

    Just heard on Jeremy Vine (Radio 2). Some woman is voting No because Scotland’s benefit costs are more than we get from our oil.

    Last I heard, presently we get jack-shit from our oil.

    These people need educating.

    Reply
  53. Linda's Back says:

    TheGreatBaldo says

    On Kezia, this lack of knowledge is what happens when folk rely on the BBC and the UK right wing press for their political news then say there is not enough information about what an independent Scotland would look like.

    Reply
  54. gordoz says:

    @Marker Post

    Peter Wishart Speech excellent !!

    Reply
  55. Ananurhing says:

    Cameron B

    That’ll be it right enough. A clyte dumpling with creme anglaise.

    Reply
  56. Ericmac says:

    O/T The comments on the BBC site are telling. Lots of English people angry at Westminster.
    The others still stuck in the three top British myths.

    1. Oil should be shared by population
    2. Salmond will be PM of iScotland
    3. We are entitled to a vote in the ‘Break up of the UK’

    Reply
  57. Kevin Brown says:

    That cabbie is beyond brilliant! Whoever you are, thank you. That is going straight up on my Facebook page. C’mon everyone, let’s make it go viral.

    Reply
  58. CameronB says:

    Mmmmmm, pudding.

    Reply
  59. MolliBlum says:

    @CameronB — I think he may be talking about a river in Glasgow.

    Reply
  60. CameronB says:

    No pudding?! 🙁

    Reply
  61. Barney Thomson says:

    Jackson Carlaw hasn’t heard of the McCrone report because he was only a bairn? Aye right!

    When Carlaw was a bairn only a very select few knew what was in the report. It only came to light in 2005 thanks to FOI when he was 46 and Deputy Chair of the Scottish Tory party.

    If what he said was true, he is singularly ill-informed as a politician and his ignorance hints at incompetence.

    Reply
  62. CameronB says:

    Barney Thompson
    Either that, or he is doing it deliberately.
    (sorry couldn’t resist)

    Reply
  63. Appleby says:

    That taxi driver is fantastic.

    Reply
  64. MajorBloodnok says:

    I think someone needs to email the McCrone report to Jackson Carlaw. The transcribed version’s only 58kb.

    Reply
  65. Les Wilson says:

    Flower of Scotland says:
    7 February, 2014 at 12:30 pm
    O/t
    What’s happening ! Brian Taylor is being very kind to YES side ! Am awfae suspicious !

    BEWARE OF “PROUD” SCOTS BEARING GIFTS!

    Reply
  66. Appleby says:

    This video really needs to be passed around. It might help seeing it come from someone on the “outside”.

    Reply
  67. Dcanmore says:

    One of the best rants Mark has done was after the Nigel Bawbag incident, he goes off on a flyer then calls Farage out on his new ‘name’ Bawbag, gets into an impressive fit of laughter with tears. Worth watching on YooChoob. Also there’s a pretty good talk with Frankie Boyle on there although Mark doesn’t come across well (too hyper) Frankie brings in a measured and intelligent answer to many subjects.

    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  68. The Water Beastie says:

    Sorry, everyone – the FireWall here is preventing me see the links and addresses for the links in the post – can some kind soul put the link for the taxi driver up here, please, so that I can copy it more widely?
    [FYI, its an extreme FireWall – there are just blank blocks of white where the video links should be…]

    Reply
  69. Dcanmore says:

    here the Nigel Bawbag one …

    Reply
  70. gavin lessells says:

    The stock answer to McCrone when raised is “Sorry I was too young” almost word for word by Margaret Curran when she was asked on GMS by Derek Bateman some time ago. They are all poorly trained monkeys

    Reply
  71. Les Wilson says:

    DocMacAlba says:

    Doc remember a leopard can’t change it’s spots. Rather like a dedicated Unionist, and of course the BBC.

    Reply
  72. Reider O'Doom says:

    O/T

    Just listened to the Jeremy Vine show on Radio 2 re. how the independence debate is dividing Scottish families.

    It was typically one-sided and included an almost 10 minute section given over to the editor of the Telegraph in Scotland to vilify YES supporters, No chance of any proper rebuttal of this, or the whole bunch of claims that Scotland is a drain on English resources.

    Shockingly one-sided. Shame on you, Jeremy Vine.

    Reply
  73. Marcia says:

    The Water Beastie

    here is a link

    link to tinyurl.com

    Reply
  74. Cindie aka CR says:

    @The Water Beastie 2:12 this is the direct You Tube link: link to youtube.com does that work for you?

    Reply
  75. John grant says:

    That scumbag hood is my mp ,got a letter from his office recently telling us to put it in our window as he would be in the area if he seen one he would come and speak to us , I wish he would do it now , anyway I never saw a single window with this scumbags letter in it , i still cannot take in what he said , did he even realise what he was saying himself what a fool

    Reply
  76. mr thms says:

    #creigs1707repeal

    Jeremy could have put her right.. Did he?

    Reply
  77. call me dave says:

    Mr Salmond puts the wellie into Dave after his speech.

    Reply
  78. Marcia says:

    The Rev Stu has put this video on Youtube for you to watch the First Minister being interviewed on BBC News 24 after the PM’s speech.

    link to tinyurl.com

    Reply
  79. Tony Little says:

    OT Interesting on Kall Kay(e) she referred almost throughout to “Independence” and also regarding McCrone report to Carlaw and his pathetic deflection (I was a wee boy) “We should know more about our history”

    Something is going on!

    Reply
  80. gerry parker says:

    @Tony Little.
    Aye, they should be asked to read it now then come back and comment.

    Reply
  81. ronnie anderson says:

    O/T Lord Smith getting pelter,s from the people in Somerset

    Bbc reporter saying he was good at answering question,s in

    controlled enviroment(dont we know that)but not so good

    with people.

    @ChriS Cairns, could you do a cartoon, on Lord Smith (Waterhog)warthog, if the face fits.

    Reply
  82. Better Together don’t appear to be feeling the Cameron Lurrve – tumbleweed all round!

    link to logicsrock.blogspot.co.uk

    Reply
  83. Indy_Scot says:

    Watching BBC news trying to speak to Blair Jenkins, what a farce, they cut him off twice and would not let him answer a question to rebut the CBI, are they really that incompetent.

    Reply
  84. squarego says:

    Oh my god did anyone just see BBC news. Blair Jenkins cut off by technical problem before getting chance to reply to ridiculous statements from presenter.

    Never mind straight to correspondent in Edinburgh who tells us that almost everyone he’s spoken to (mainly tourists) want Scotland to stay in UK.

    Thank you and goodbye. I’m raging.

    Reply
  85. ronnie anderson says:

    O/T Chris they,re trying hard not to inform the rUK,

    Blair Jenkin,s getting cut off mid flow,on national Bbc

    news 14.35. Shite stream,s flowing backward,s, to Cameron.

    Reply
  86. Papadocx says:

    EBC 24 news.

    Poor old Blair Jenkins cut off “accidentally” on purpose? By the good old EBC, much to the amusement of Jane (anti Scottish?) hill.

    Reply
  87. Cindie aka CR says:

    Cudos to the Rev who is working flat out on Twitter, answering questions, posting links and retweeting some cracking Tweets. My favourite so far:

    Official NäbD ?@naebD 21m

    #indyref Yes and No camps both have a Scandinavian flavour. Yes with their “Nordic Model”, and No with their Stockholm Syndrome.

    We must crowd-fund the man the holiday of his dreams when all this is over!

    Reply
  88. The Water Beastie says:

    Thanks Cindie & Marcia!!! They work Fab! 😀

    Reply
  89. Indy_Scot says:

    The BBC bias has now become too obvious.

    Reply
  90. msean says:

    The BBC just had some you gov guy on,nice equally balanced view, “you’ll need years…”.

    Aye Right.

    Reply
  91. Brotyboy says:

    OT

    My ‘Proud Cybernat’ badges arrived yesterday, thanks Roddy.

    Pinned one to my fleece and saw the Yorkshirewoman from my Italian class looking at it when we were on the bus to the class. She didn’t say anything, unfortunately.

    Reply
  92. Big Jock says:

    3 Years of Oxford education wasn’t wasted…Quote from Cameron speech:”If people vote yes in September, then Scotland will become an independent country”. I rest my case!From the ministry of stating the bleeding obvious.

    Reply
  93. Les Wilson says:

    With BBC News running in the kitchen just to hear anything new while doing other things,I can say this, if Cameron’s message was not enough the BBC are certainly getting it out there for him!!

    Reply
  94. ronnie anderson says:

    Big Davy coming out with He will fight tooth & nail for the

    onion. Is that rink still in the Jungle,or will he jist

    stay at home an Rumble.

    Reply
  95. Papadocx says:

    EBC now pumping the you guv “expert”to explain how far YES is behind. Jane hill all excited.

    @squarego

    That break was NOT a technical problem. A switch was thrown hence their edit in Edinburgh was ready for them with all his push.

    Reply
  96. Gin says:

    Just saw this from 38 Degrees:

    The gagging law kicks in from September 2014. At that point 38 Degrees will face big new restrictions on how we campaign. These will be lifted in May 2015, but then return a year before the next election.

    We need to think how the timing of this is a hook for what is wrong with WM today – not listening to people, and that can be part of reason for voting YES

    Reply
  97. MolliBlum says:

    @DougtheDug re. Our Island Story: nice catch!

    Reply
  98. desimond says:

    Wow…just spent 10 minutes reading the comments on the BBC Cameron coverage. It makes the average Daily Mail reader sound like Mother Theresa!

    I didnt realise we were such a burden. Now wheres me sackcloth?

    Reply
  99. heedtracker says:

    Losing count of the number of times the BBC has technical difficulties when YES people on camera. Why corrupt old Beeb keeps doing this is very odd.

    Reply
  100. Indy_Scot says:

    Having seen todays BBC ‘technical’ manipulation, I seriously cannot believe that we are forced to pay the BBC.

    Reply
  101. SquareHaggis says:

    @CameronB

    Pudding tomorrow…

    Reply
  102. raineach says:

    regarding Jackson Carlaw not knowing what the McCrone report is, perhaps all readers could help him, and e-mail a copy to his parliamentary address? Just a suggestion.

    Reply
  103. heedtracker says:

    Pay for the BBC? lol. After independence, they may hire some competent production people that are actually capable of running a tv news show without so many “technical difficulties” that only seem to happen when someone arguing for Scottish democracy is invited on.

    Reply
  104. call me dave says:

    Me too, God there is a lot of dross on that thread, our friends in the South indeed. Can’t see to many of them convincing us to change a YES to NO.

    I see Radio Scotland had Fred Macauley on as usual and didn’t cover the Cameron speech. Makes you wonder a bit whether they want informed Scottish listeners or Scottish mushrooms.

    Reply
  105. Andy-B says:

    I like him with the sunglasses, he seems to be more clued up than our own politicians, and when he says, “Run! Run! for your f***ing lives Scotland, I couldn’t agree more.

    I heard David Cameron’s speech this morning, and thought pass the sick bucket and now I feel loved bombed on every radio a news channel, as the phrase “How much we love Scotland” seems to be exuding from every orifice of the main stream media, and then some.

    I don’t know how much longer I can take, this love fest, the phrase “To kill them with kindness,” springs to mind, maybe that’s the plan after all.

    Reply
  106. proudscot says:

    On the subject of the Jeremy Vine programme and its pro-union contributers, I don’t listen to that particular BBC offering. However, going by the comments of posters who did listen to it, I assume those who spoke on the programme won’t be among those that Cameron was exhorting to try to persuade Scots to vote NO to independence?

    Reply
  107. desimond says:

    Cameron, name checks Nelson Mandela and quotes The Smiths… now come on, that is classy!!


    Citing the inspiration which British values gave to fighters for freedom like Nelson Mandela and Aung San Suu Kyi, Mr Cameron said: “Our Parliament, our laws, our way of life so often, down the centuries, the UK has given people hope.

    “We’ve shown that democracy and prosperity can go hand in hand that resolution is found not through the bullet, but the ballot box.

    “Our values are of value to the world. In the darkest times in human history there has been, in the North Sea, a light that never goes out.

    Reply
  108. CameronB says:

    A sign, a sign. Rumble is the sign.
    link to hpa.org.uk

    SquareHaggis
    What flavour?

    Reply
  109. CameronB says:

    Ooop, wrong link. Honest, I’m not a heretic.
    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  110. Alan MacD says:

    Desimond;
    Get yerself onto twitter right now, The Rev and a few others are retweeting a bunch of
    Heartfelt genuinely touching messages from the good people of England to their Scottish brothers and sisters….
    Its got me a wee bit emotional tbh.

    Reply
  111. Papadocx says:

    Shows you how worried the NO camp is with all these technical issues arising whenever YES are due on screen .

    I believe MI5, GCHQ, SECRET INTEL SERV. are now hands on at the EBC. and elsewhere, they will be driving and guiding the black ops from now on.

    Alex Salmond needs to watch his back, WE DONT WANT ANY STRANGE ACCIDENTS, these are. Nasty people especially when their power is threatened. DO NOT BE SURPRISED BY ANYTHING, ESPECIALLY THE “THEY WOULDN’T DO THAT” would they? YES THEY WOULD AND PROBABLY WILL.

    Reply
  112. call me dave says:

    Worth a keek, it bolsters what we all suspected, we will be even better off than previously thought.

    link to businessforscotland.co.uk

    Reply
  113. desimond says:

    Alan McD
    Sadly I cant access Twitter from work, EtimsNet is my Twitter ID, should be on later laughing loud.

    Reply
  114. Ian Brotherhood says:

    @Alan MacD –

    Just had a swatch there, and it’s great to see so many ‘real’ English citizens wishing us well – have to wonder if Cameron’s boys had made any allowances for people who think for themselves, eh?

    More power to them.

    Anyone else have a feeling these floods could be Cameron’s Hurricane Katrina? If the imminent storm causes any fatalities (and fingers crossed it doesn’t) then our referendum could become the least of his worries.

    Reply
  115. benarmine says:

    I hope the taxi guy knows he is welcome to come and live here after Indy. I feel sorry for all the honest people impotent to fight against Westminster. How lucky we are to have an exit door.

    Reply
  116. desimond says:

    Rev
    For those who cant access Twitter or those not on twitter, cant you have a wee Twiiter Scroll Widget to share the Wings Tweet joys online here please

    Reply
  117. desimond says:

    @Ian Brotherhood

    The Floods…we may now have a fund-raiser cause for the Wings April Glasgow get-together!

    Reply
  118. Papadocx says:

    EBC HAS SENT SOME EJIT KEVIN TO EDINBURGH TO REPORT ON WHAT THE PEOPLE IN THE STREETS OF EDINBURGH ARE SAYING, MOSTLY FOREIGN VISITORS, BUT THEY AINT ALLOWED ON THE TV, Kevin will cover that.

    YES SCOTLAND NO ALLOWED ON EBC
    SNP NOT ALLOWED ON EBC
    PEOPLE OF SCOTLAND NOT ALLOWED ON TV.

    KEVIN (unknown) WILL DO ALL THE TALKING AND THINKING FOR THEM. they must be to stupid.

    THERES AN AWFUL SMELL OF SHIT ABOUT EBC.

    Reply
  119. msean says:

    I can’t be sure,but this seems to happen a lot to Scottish independence campaigners,either their infrastructure in Scotland is rubbish,or something is up. Doesn’t seem to happen when connecting to Afghanistan or Somerset.

    Reply
  120. Andy-B says:

    Normal service from the Telegraph, Scotland would have a £7 billion black hole, in its finances according to the (NIER), National Institute Economics Review. The Telegraph wheels out the old and over used chestnut shrinking oil revenues.

    link to telegraph.co.uk

    Also in the Telegraph, David Cameron says he doesn’t want Scotland to go, because he doesn’t want to lose clan Cameron. Its all getting a bit desperate if you ask me.

    link to telegraph.co.uk

    Reply
  121. boglestone says:

    O/T The AS interview: Its not often you hear Cameron laid into like that on the BBC. 🙂

    Reply
  122. Jimbo says:

    I think the taxi driver’s speech was more heartfelt than the one cameron gave today from the Olympic stadium.

    The Brit Nats can’t help themselves; even when trying to give a positive speech on Scotland Cameron had to slip in a little bit of negativity and fear-mongering.

    Full transcript of Cameron’s speech can be read here:

    link to archive.is

    Reply
  123. Bugger (the Panda) says:

    Call me Dave

    Thanks for that and John McLaren is a dyed in the wool Labour man!

    Reply
  124. Luigi says:

    Shows you how worried the NO camp is with all these technical issues arising whenever YES are due on screen.

    This could actually be quantified – if there is a historic, significant difference observed, between the numbers of techincal problems affecting broadcasts of YES and NO reps, then something fishy is going on. Another academic study?

    Reply
  125. Andy-B says:

    The Guardian goes down the same route as the Telegraph, in the manner that Scotland will fall flat on its face if it becomes independent, what happened to the love bombing?.

    link to theguardian.com

    Reply
  126. ronnie anderson says:

    Are you,s awe feeling the love tonight,awe jist say naw tae that Viagra.

    Reply
  127. MolliBlum says:

    @DougtheDug: lovely ending in that book, too: “Then, when you find out how much has been left untold in this little book, do not be cross…”

    Reply
  128. SquareHaggis says:

    @CameronB

    Sago

    I’ll get ma coat

    Fed up waitin on ma “iove call”

    Reply
  129. MajorBloodnok says:

    Andy-B

    That’s funny because the FT said we’d be £7bn up in their article on Monday. These johnnies need to get their stories straight.

    Reply
  130. Andy-B says:

    This a good article from the Huffington Post, “20 reasons why Scotland may say YES to independence”. It goes on to show 20 pictures of David Cameron in unusual positions. Oh! my word.

    link to huffingtonpost.co.uk

    Reply
  131. HandandShrimp says:

    Jackson Carlaw your starter for 10

    “Jackson What is the McCrone Report?”

    “Magnus, is it a type of robin?”

    Reply
  132. Alan MacD says:

    This is a cracker fae Limmy and very much on topic.
    link to m.youtube.com

    Reply
  133. Jamie Arriere says:

    Magnus: No, Jackson, it is a type of robbery!

    Reply
  134. SquareHaggis says:

    @AndyB
    @MajorBloodnok

    +7 billion
    -7 billion

    Kinda makes the whole FT analysis null & void

    Another week wasted.

    Reply
  135. liz says:

    Just read the rev’s twitter feed and how great are all those rUK folk saying we are supporting your right to be indepenent and good luck.

    It makes a change from the beeb dross and the MSM.
    We will be shamed if we vote no – too many folk still trust those lab, Scottish branch eejits.

    Reply
  136. CameronB says:

    I wasn’t sure of posting this comment, but I thought what harm would it do to know something of a think-tank’s credentials? I am not disputing the report as I haven’t read it, and I would imagine that Whitehall has taken every opportunity to skin Scotland. However, it looks like the ‘Anglo American establishment’ are getting involved. Probably have been for a while?

    National Institute of Economic and Social Research (NIESR) is an independent[1] research organisation located in the City of Westminster, London, England. It was established in 1938 with funding from the Rockefeller Foundation, the Pilgrim Trust, the Leverhulme Trust and the Halley Stewart Trust
    link to en.wikipedia.org

    Possibly OT. Now what was going on in the Congo in the 50’s and 60’s and where did Britain get its uranium ore from when Thatcher was in power? Could it have been UN protected Namibia?

    But surly that is just too similar to the Milner Group conspiracy mumbo jumbo. Isn’t it? In fact, they are connected. Aren’t they? Anyone got Scooby Doo’s number, or possibly Hong Kong Foo’s?

    Someone come looking for me if you don’t hear from me again.

    Reply
  137. Dal Riata says:

    I tried playing the taxi driver video, but for some reason the audio is playing at half-speed, or so, while the video itself is playing normally – odd. The video featuring Jim Hood is playing as it should. I went to YouTube’s site and the taxi driver video plays fine. I’m using Chrome on an Android tablet, by the way. Anyone else with the same problem?

    Anyway, the taxi driver is terrific! It would be good to see someone from Yes Scotland, the SNP, or any other pro-Scottish independence group show as much passion on screen – without the ‘f’ words, of course!

    As for the ‘dishonourable’ Mr. Hood: an utter disgrace in so many ways – shame on him.

    Is this what happens to Labour MPs from Scottish constituancies when they are so desperate to hold on to their ‘privileges’; they will go so far as to state that even if the people of their own country should become better off financially with independence they are wholly against it to preserve what they, and only they, themselves have, thank-you very much? Simply breathtaking in its bereftness of morality.

    Reply
  138. Les Wilson says:

    On Sky News, Cameron visits the Somerset floods, complete with wellies.just as Alex told him too!

    Reply
  139. Bigdrone says:

    I nominate the taxi driver to be head of the new Scottish diplomatic corp! As for Hood – words fail me – would it be disrespectful to fuds to classify him as such!

    Reply
  140. uilleam_beag says:

    The taxi driver is ace. Suddenly at 8.40 he stops being shouty and goes all quiet and poignant: “And you don’t even have to fight … you just have to vote now.”

    Reply
  141. MolliBlum says:

    Oh alright then. Why don’t we take up Cameron’s suggestion of closer links with our long-lost relatives/friends etc?
    When they call, why not reciprocate (once you’ve persuaded them of the importance of the Yes vote, of course)with a show of true Scottish hospitality by inviting them to stay in your spare room (if you can afford the bedroom tax, that is) for a couple of weeks… still plenty time for them to register to vote by September 3rd…

    Reply
  142. Richard says:

    I’ve been out all day and my mate from Durham has said that Cameron said we can’t use the £. For the record, did Cameron repeat that is is ‘unlikely’ that Scotland could join a currency union or did he say that Scotland won’t be able to join a currency union?

    I have a lot of catching up to do.

    Reply
  143. Silverytay says:

    The one thing Cameron forgot to say was where people were to send the bills for all the telephone calls they were going to make on his behalf .

    Do they send the bill to Dave or do they send the bill to Alistair ?

    Reply
  144. Drew Ure says:

    Jim Hood should hang his head in shame as he packs his bags and heads south from the land of his birth. A ("Tractor" - Ed) to his constituents, a ("Tractor" - Ed) to his birth right, a ("Tractor" - Ed) to his country and for what, a few shillings, the promise of a cabinet position on the off chance of a Labour election win. The English you tuber had more sense, more understanding, more passion for Scotland than Jim Hood holds in his entire body, which is quite large.

    Reply
  145. tony o'neill says:

    Well said mark the taxi driver,a londoner who speaks like a scotsman.

    Reply
  146. Truth says:

    I tell you what I’d like to do at the next election Jimmy Hood stands for.

    I’d like to buy 4 packets of 80gsm A4 paper for a total cost of about £12.

    I’d print on each page ten times, something like “This is Jimmy Hood looking out for his constituents – youtube link”.

    I’d like to guillotine these pages up into 20,000 slips and post them through every door in his constituency. (I reckon a fortnights work, or a week with some help)

    Get re-elected then you self-serving cunt!

    Reply
  147. annie says:

    Truth – couldn’t agree more

    Reply
  148. Dick Gaughan says:

    Drew Ure says:
    Jim Hood should hang his head in shame as he packs his bags and heads south from the land of his birth. A ("Tractor" - Ed) to his constituents, a ("Tractor" - Ed) to his birth right, a ("Tractor" - Ed) to his country and for what, a few shillings, the promise of a cabinet position on the off chance of a Labour election win.

    I know the Rev disapproves of song/poem quotes so apologies, but this is too appropriate to pass up. Back in the 70s Jim MacLean wrote a whole bunch of what we used to call “Scottish Rebel” songs, one of which was precisely about people like Hood, called “The Scottish MP”. More, err, mature readers will recall it.

    I am a Scottish MP
    From a city gray and black
    So I’ll shut ma mouth
    When I’m in the South
    Just in case they send me back
    Now some folk work for Labour
    And some for the Tory class
    But I work like hell
    For me masel
    And the rest can kiss ma kilt

    For I’m off to London in the morn, in the morn
    In Westminster I will be
    An I’ll leave behind ma brains an mind
    An try for an MBE

    High class poetry it ain’t, but direct and concise.

    Reply
  149. Quinie frae Angus says:

    @ Dick Gaughan
    The poem is a good laugh, thanks! I’ll be reciting that at my next encounter with Labour-wed/ and anti-indy pals and then examine their reaction. Good intro to the indy topic in the pub….

    @ Desimond and @ian brotherhood
    That’s an excellent idea of yours, to make the Wings Collective fundraiser get-together on April 4th in aid of the Somerset Levels victims. A gesture of solidarity with those poor sods that are going to be stuck with Lab/Lib/ Con corruption long after we’ve made good our escape. And it would nail that “Cybernats hate the English” tag once and for all.

    @Rev Stuart Campbell
    Yes I bet all us Wingers will be crowd-funding a cracking holiday for you in late September. And you’ll deserve every hard-grafted, thoroughly researched, highly entertaining minute of it.

    Reply
  150. Quinie frae Angus says:

    Wings Collective? That just popped out unthinkingly but it seems pretty apt!

    Reply
  151. Alba4Eva says:

    Well said Truth… I’d go further. Hood was elected to represent the best interests of his constituents… he has clearly admitted to not doing that. He should be struck off and a by-election called.

    This is why we need a written constitution, to ensure those that we elect to represent us, do so… instead of representing themselves.

    Reply
  152. Dick Gaughan says:

    Quinie frae Angus says:
    @ Dick Gaughan
    The poem is a good laugh, thanks! I’ll be reciting that at my next encounter with Labour-wed/ and anti-indy pals and then examine their reaction. Good intro to the indy topic in the pub….

    It’s better sung than recited – the tune is the Irish song “We’re Off to Dublin In The Green”. There are a couple more verses which are better than the first but I didn’t want to push my luck.

    Reply
  153. Quinie frae Angus says:

    @Dick Gaughan

    Thanks for the tip about the tune…have looked it up!

    I know what you mean about the verses….think the Wingers would be most appreciative, though!

    Reply


Comment - please read this page for comment rules. HTML tags like <i> and <b> are permitted. Use paragraph breaks in long comments. DO NOT SIGN YOUR COMMENTS, either with a name or a slogan. If your comment does not appear immediately, DO NOT REPOST IT. Ignore these rules and I WILL KILL YOU WITH HAMMERS.


  • About

    Wings Over Scotland is a (mainly) Scottish political media digest and monitor, which also offers its own commentary. (More)

    Stats: 6,729 Posts, 1,215,368 Comments

  • Recent Posts

  • Archives

  • Categories

  • Tags

  • Recent Comments

    • Dan on The more you change nothing: “Cough. Energy is a reserved matter and to get back to current times; Is the renewables industry being “handled correctly”…Apr 12, 09:41
    • robertkknight on The more you change nothing: “I just keep coming back to the Monty Python skit “What have the Romans ever done for us?”, but replacing…Apr 12, 09:16
    • Yoon Scum on The more you change nothing: “Yes Norway handled the North Sea wealth correctly HOWEVER The north sea oil started 50 years ago and is coming…Apr 12, 09:09
    • Yoon Scum on The more you change nothing: “As we know the UN any day now is going to unchain us from those filthy English bastards NOW Who…Apr 12, 09:06
    • Anthem on The more you change nothing: “Yawn…..Apr 12, 09:02
    • Anthem on The more you change nothing: “I do disagree, along with approx 50% of this nation.Apr 12, 08:51
    • Scot Finlayson on The more you change nothing: “Norway`s oil pension fund, $1,738,000,000,000, Scotland`s oil pension fund, a tattered banner with `Better Together` written on it.Apr 12, 08:43
    • Yoon Scum on The more you change nothing: “I find it deeply amusing that the Scots wikipedia was mostly written by an American teenager https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scots_Wikipedia#Controversy Another of my…Apr 12, 07:16
    • Aidan on The more you change nothing: “That hasn’t happened to me or to anyone I know, but the nature of the content you post on here…Apr 12, 07:10
    • Yoon Scum on The more you change nothing: “Lets start with the most important thing Summer houses Be aware that those that are the log cabin type where…Apr 12, 06:17
    • Yoon Scum on The more you change nothing: “Scotland the brave? You lot get triggered if I write scotland PatheticApr 12, 05:16
    • twathater on The more you change nothing: “Hey MOANY how come yir fuckwit pal YS gets a free pass when he mentions Scotland all in lower case…Apr 12, 02:43
    • Young Lochinvar on The more you change nothing: “Weirdo “..”Apr 12, 00:46
    • Geri on The more you change nothing: “Charles & Michael Thanks for the reply. I haven’t used Facebook since indyref really. Only a few times as my…Apr 11, 21:53
    • Hatey McHateface on The more you change nothing: “It’s “its” foreign dominions, YLS. If you can’t handle written English, maybe post in Scots. I guarantee 99% of the…Apr 11, 21:30
    • Hatey McHateface on The more you change nothing: “So good you posted it twice, eh TH? Or maybe the DTs were kicking in. Hopefully you will have necked…Apr 11, 21:21
    • Young Lochinvar on The more you change nothing: “You mean like Engerlund treated those “uppity” ones in “it’s” foreign dominions? I reckon a psychiatrist would have a field…Apr 11, 20:54
    • Young Lochinvar on The more you change nothing: “The tragic diary of a blow-in..Apr 11, 20:46
    • Dan on The more you change nothing: “Archived link to Independent article mentioned re. kids and “un”social media. https://archive.is/0K3LC Ahh to be young again and have the…Apr 11, 20:26
    • PacMan on The more you change nothing: “@ Michael Laing 1:41 One of Robin McAlpine’s recent blog posts includes a link to a report in the Independent…Apr 11, 19:46
    • PacMan on The more you change nothing: “@ Michael Laing 1:41 One of Robin McAlpine’s recent blog posts includes a link to a report in the Independent…Apr 11, 19:24
    • Yoon Scum on The more you change nothing: “Seeing the Un is going to end the union any day now Do you think that the scottish government should…Apr 11, 18:42
    • twathater on The more you change nothing: “@ Michael Laing 3.28pm he along with his fellow yoonionists are just attention seekers desperately trying to undermine independence support…Apr 11, 18:21
    • twathater on The more you change nothing: “@ Michael Laing 3.28pm he along with his fellow yoonionists are just attention seekers desperately trying to undermine independence support…Apr 11, 18:19
    • Yoon Scum on The more you change nothing: “I so love being on the wrong side of history I’m not on the side encouraging people to kill themselvesApr 11, 17:55
    • GeoffC on The more you change nothing: “17 of them, so one for each year in “power” at Holyrood – but what do they do to further…Apr 11, 16:05
    • Michael Laing on The more you change nothing: “@ Yoon Scum: Please hurry up, then. I, and I’m sure many others, will be very happy to see the…Apr 11, 15:28
    • Yoon Scum on The more you change nothing: “Quick question Apart from calling me an English scumbag and marching ALOT Any ideas on showing that Holyrood is more…Apr 11, 15:23
    • Yoon Scum on The more you change nothing: “Why Bother? The UN are sending in troops to free us next week no way can they ignore a petition…Apr 11, 15:22
    • Yoon Scum on The more you change nothing: “I’m going to slightly disagree with you Grangemouth is closing not because it suits Westminster but because it has been…Apr 11, 15:20
  • A tall tale



↑ Top