Sicknote Slippers
The turnout at the “independence march and rally” yesterday was so abysmally poor that it seems almost unfair to pick on any of the scores of SNP elected representatives who didn’t bother to show up.
But dear old Cosy Feet Pete Wishart had the most chef’s-kiss excuse of all.
The reason he didn’t fancy getting his wee Billy Whizz quiff blown about a chilly Calton Hill was that he had important business “taking on the far right” – who were of course nowhere to be seen – with “half a million” (50,000) of his British besties, a convenient short Tube ride away from his London residence, at a pretty openly anti-Semitic protest called, with a double layer of delicious comedic value… UK Together.
Now there’s some more irony you can’t buy.
Just like Mick McCann from Preacher guarding New York from the Kaiser in 1917, the MP for Perth and Kinross-shire has done a heroic job defending Britain from the far right and fighting for Scottish independence from the plush safety of the Palace Of Westminster for the last 25 years – even though we’re out of the EU, independence is nowhere in sight and Nigel Farage is set to be the next Prime Minister.
But time and tide waits for no man, and as Farage enters No.10 and Wishart walks off to retirement, (having handily reached the requisite age by the next election), Slippers will just have to wipe his tears over quarter of a century of total failure on his fat UK Parliament pension of around £50,000 a year for the rest of his life.
Thanks for your service, Pete.
Well done for highlighting this.
“When they call the roll in the Senate, the Senators do not know whether to call “Present” or “Not Guilty”.
Theodore Roosevelt.
Wet P1shfart is a bad parody of himself..
Wait…Pishfart is one of the SNP UK agents who are ‘Lords-in-waiting’, but “…a pretty openly anti-Semitic protest..”
Really? Seen any ‘news’ lately? In the last two years??
The far right were on the Royal Mile haranguing the indy march. Peter Wishart could have killed two birds with one stone if he was in Edinburgh.
“The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which”.
George Orwell
Hey, mr Wishy Washy, the «far right» within the rotting BritState is a peculiarly English problem, let them deal with it. Being dragged along on English coat tails is so undignified.