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New ways to spell “Congratulations”, #75

Posted on March 14, 2011 by

Those crazy Far East kids really do have trouble with that one, don’t they?

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  1. asdasdasd says:

    Top punning opportunity missed: Conqueratulations, etc.
     
    Seriously, Google doesn't even return any hits for 'Conqueratulations'. This is gold dust right here.

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  2. Dumpster says:

    Always enjoyed "Thank you for your playing" on Capcom arcade games when you complete them.

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