The world's most-read Scottish politics website

Wings Over Scotland


The independent deterrent

Posted on July 20, 2013 by

Scotland doesn’t need a nuclear missile system. All we need to do is stick a few of these at strategic points around the coastline and see who wants to mess with us.

I think we all know the answer to that question.

25 to “The independent deterrent”

  1. Somebody says:

    Let’s just stick some Labour MPs on the coastline – their horrible ‘policies’ will scare any potential enemies away in no time!

    Reply
  2. scottish_skier says:

    Seen this before. Quality.
    Should get him to front the rugby team and play post haka when we’re facing New Zealand. Combined with the about turn and lift kilt when finished of course.
    😉

    Reply
  3. AlexMcI says:

    Well guys this is off topic but I’m sending out a massive respect to the SSP yes Scotland guys who set their stalls up in Ayr . Ian brotherhood And Doon footer you guys know who you are. You guys are the reason that yes will win this referendum for us. So nice to meet you and I wish I had the patience to put up with the public . big kudos to you guys that stood in eighty degree heat engaging with anyone who would talk too you. I’m proud to be part of this guys . Goan yerself.

    Reply
  4. Dal Riata says:

    That guy’s brilliant!So, like you say, get a whole army of guys (and lassies)like that in pairs sited at strategic points along the border and the coastline.At any sign of trouble or intrusion, out of cover or from the darkness steps the two watchpeople. Background music starts up. Then the first words:The intro guy/lassie: “William Wallace is seven feet tall!”The piper guy/lassie: “Yes, I’ve heard. Kills men by the hundreds. And if he were here, he’d consume the English with fireballs from his eyes, and bolts of lightning from his arse! … I am William Wallace! “Music gets louder and piper proceeds to shoot firebolts from his pipe’s drones (If he could be even more authentic and shoot fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightening from his arse that would be tremendous. The chances of that happening though, are decidedly slim) while jumping about like a mad thing and playing along.Now that would just make you shit yourself and say, ‘Fuck this for a caper! Let’s get to hell out of here!’ would it not?!Who would need nuclear weapons if we had that lot?!

    Reply
  5. Dal Riata says:

    Don’t know what happened there with my last post. The formatting was all correct before posting.
     
    Stu, you couldn’t do me a favour and do some kind of reformat of that post for me, could you? Then delete this one? If you can be bothered, then that would be great! Thanks in hope!

    Reply
  6. Macart says:

    That’s effing brilliant.
     
    Love the new uniform for the SDF.
     
    Well hard.  🙂

    Reply
  7. James Westland says:

    The video is really funny. And what is funnier is, speaking of nuclear deterrents etc, there was a cyber-attack on Iranian nuclear facilities that caused their computers to play AC/DC’s “Thunderstruck”!  I dont think it was the version that the “badpiper” in the video plays though!
     
    link to alarabiya.net
     
     
    Even funnier is the fact that Uranium is a “heavy metal”!
     
    \m/ 🙂 \m/

    Reply
  8. Chic McGregor says:

    Wouldn’t need any drones either 🙂

    I’ll get my plaidie and tammy.

    Reply
  9. The Man in the Jar says:

    Thought that I`d seen it all. “The Bagpiper” This guy is seriously nuts, love the pyrotechnics. An Australian I assume no sign of a Scottish cringe whatsoever. Can’t wait for “The Morris Dancer” version with exploding balloons, flaming handkerchiefs etc.

    Reply
  10. CameronB says:

    Seriously OT, but his is the kind of Uranium rock that I like.
    link to youtube.com

    Reply
  11. john king says:

    wow now thats-one-bad-piper
    ;0

    Reply
  12. Seasick Dave says:

    Here’s a good link to start Sunday with…
     
    link to scotsman.com
     
    Gaun yersel’ David!

    Reply
  13. Murray McCallum says:

    That is brilliant.  I hope he waits till after his performance before he has a few drams though.

    Reply
  14. MajorBloodnok says:

    I like these guys – Clanadonia.
     



     
    Particularly the audience participation.

    Reply
  15. Atypical_Scot says:

    @MajorBloodnok;
    Brilliant. Was that you dancing? Where’s the suit?

    Reply
  16. Davy says:

    COOL VERY COOL.

    Reply
  17. The Man in the Jar says:

    If that has put you in the mood try this bunch of “foreigners”


    Reply
  18. ianbrotherhood says:

    @AlexMcl-
     
    Cheers mister. Big pleasure to meet you, and hopefully won’t be the last time.
     
    You saw how busy it was yesterday – imagine what it’s going to be like this time next year, when we’re on the home-run and the BT brigade still haven’t dared show their face anywhere that real people can ask them what they’re all about?
     
    Slainte!

    Reply
  19. MajorBloodnok says:

    Atypical_Scot says: Was that you dancing? Where’s the suit?
     
    Busted!
     

    Reply
  20. Tasmanian says:

    The Badpiper is an Australian resident! You can’t have him, he’s ours now 🙂

    Reply
  21. ianbrotherhood says:

    Well, well, well – McCrone is seldom mentioned in the MSM, but he crops up today in a Jason Allardyce piece in The Sunday Times (p4):
     
    ‘…Gavin McCrone, former chief economic adviser to the Scottish Office, writes in a new book that 2014 is not the best time for independence in the wake of a recession, high public debt and an unsustainable budget deficit.
       “Scotland is a relatively well-off country and could perfectly well be independent. But that does not mean that the process of separation would be easy or painless. It would be a major upheaval with uncertain consequences,” he said.
       However, McCrone – whose advice that North Sea oil could transform an independent Scotland’s fortunes was suppressed by the UK government in the mid-1970s – warned that promises of further devolution are likely to be shelved by the UK government if Scotland votes No in next year’s referendum.
       A No vote also risks severing Scotland’s vital ties with Europe and a flight of foreign investors if the UK then votes to leave the EU in the Conservative’s in/out referendum, McCrone suggested.’

    Reply
  22. Andy-B says:

    Well according to, Westminster guru Danny Alexander, today, Scotland will be wide open to nuclear attack if the Faslane is forced to close as a nuclear deterrent base.
     
    Funny how its just Scotland thats open to nuclear attack, and not any other EU country.

    Reply
  23. Stuart Black says:

    @ianbrotherhood. re. McCrone:

    Indeed, and I was very surprised to see not one but two mentions of the original report in successive letters in the Herald on Friday, it seems it’s not only the Sunday edition that is softening their stance.
     
    link to heraldscotland.com

    Reply
  24. Richie says:

    Nae bad but I bet there’s quite a few Scots (me included) that can do that out of their arses on a sunday afternoon.
     

    Reply
  25. Jamie Arriere says:

    I think the boy could do with a bit more training…..before he burns the rest of his hair off.
    😉

    Reply


Comment - please read this page for comment rules. HTML tags like <i> and <b> are permitted. Use paragraph breaks in long comments. DO NOT SIGN YOUR COMMENTS, either with a name or a slogan. If your comment does not appear immediately, DO NOT REPOST IT. Ignore these rules and I WILL KILL YOU WITH HAMMERS.


  • About

    Wings Over Scotland is a thing that exists.

    Stats: 6,802 Posts, 1,224,057 Comments

  • Recent Posts

  • Archives

  • Categories

  • Tags

  • Recent Comments

    • agent x on The Endless Evil Of Everyone Else: “Harold Wilson (Labour) closed 253 pits as against Margaret Thatcher (Conservative) 115, more than twice as many. However because there…Aug 13, 23:08
    • Lorn on The Endless Evil Of Everyone Else: “When I said New Labour were Tories by any other name, that is what they were but in a mirror…Aug 13, 23:02
    • Alf Baird on The Endless Evil Of Everyone Else: ““UNIONISM is more than political, it is an exceptionalist worldview, more gut instinct than brain.” Yes, that might also be…Aug 13, 21:51
    • GM on The Endless Evil Of Everyone Else: “Ted Heath?Aug 13, 21:13
    • Hatey McHateface on The Endless Evil Of Everyone Else: ““the chances of England succumbing to a tyrannical dictatorship are virtually nil” They may not yet be high, but to…Aug 13, 20:56
    • agent x on The Endless Evil Of Everyone Else: ““Nicola Sturgeon knew she would lose independence court case – but still spent £250k of public cash on proving this”…Aug 13, 20:50
    • Hatey McHateface on The Endless Evil Of Everyone Else: “French is the language of diplomacy – the Lingua Franca in fact. The reason is that it permits ideas to…Aug 13, 20:45
    • Nae Need! on The Endless Evil Of Everyone Else: “Spot on Sally for the first 3 paras. Personally, I don’t believe a word of her PERSONAL account. She’s a…Aug 13, 20:41
    • Southernbystander on The Endless Evil Of Everyone Else: “I have lived here all my life and I can tell you England is not collapsing. Of course I understand…Aug 13, 20:35
    • Hatey McHateface on The Endless Evil Of Everyone Else: “@ James says: 13 August, 2025 at 6:42 pm You’ll need both hands free to check this out, but the…Aug 13, 20:35
    • Southernbystander on The Endless Evil Of Everyone Else: “I can assure you the chances of England succumbing to a tyrannical dictatorship are virtually nil. Where do you get…Aug 13, 20:31
    • Nae Need! on The Endless Evil Of Everyone Else: “Dan says: 13 August, 2025 at 7:44 pm Hmm, as stated several times already, I’m fairly sure that’s a different…Aug 13, 20:28
    • Nae Need! on The Endless Evil Of Everyone Else: “Dan says: 13 August, 2025 at 7:44 pm Hmm, as stated several times already, I’m fairly sure that’s a different…Aug 13, 20:27
    • Southernbystander on The Endless Evil Of Everyone Else: “I think Beckett wrote most if his work in French, then translated it into English. I think he liked to…Aug 13, 20:27
    • Nae Need! on The Endless Evil Of Everyone Else: “Hatey McHateface says: 12 August, 2025 at 10:38 pm Perhaps more true to the actual, lived reality: Frankly, My Queer,…Aug 13, 20:23
    • Dan on The Endless Evil Of Everyone Else: “Hmm, as stated several times already, I’m fairly sure that’s a different Liz Lloyd. https://archive.is/RaImGAug 13, 19:44
    • Andy Wiltshire on The Endless Evil Of Everyone Else: “Perhaps the little blue men who live in Fearghas’ radiator all speak French.Aug 13, 19:31
    • George Ferguson on The Endless Evil Of Everyone Else: “@Dan Thank you for enquiry previously into my health. I am doing great, a brilliant operation done by the SNHS.…Aug 13, 19:31
    • Nae Need! on The Endless Evil Of Everyone Else: “Indeed. LL working for Starmer? I didn’t know that. Makes sense. She’s a good fit.Aug 13, 19:17
    • TURABDIN on The Endless Evil Of Everyone Else: “should have read…BESIDES it is for Scotland to reclaim her sovereignty rather than for England to relinquish it, however unwillingly.Aug 13, 19:15
    • Nae Need! on The Endless Evil Of Everyone Else: “All of it. She’s a barrel scraper extraordinaire.Aug 13, 19:13
    • Nae Need! on The Endless Evil Of Everyone Else: “Interesting. I don’t think they are yet divorced, but I can guarantee you they WILL be, with plenty of time…Aug 13, 19:12
    • agent x on The Endless Evil Of Everyone Else: “Was there a reason to give a French translation as opposed to Mandarin Chinese, Swahili or evens Scots?Aug 13, 19:08
    • Nae Need! on The Endless Evil Of Everyone Else: “Indeed. And government disrupting society, in this way, can in some instances be called treason.Aug 13, 19:08
    • Nae Need! on The Endless Evil Of Everyone Else: “That’s it. From now on it shall be called ‘The Book of Lies’. No more apt a description yet exists.Aug 13, 19:03
    • Nae Need! on The Endless Evil Of Everyone Else: “There’s no stopping the Great Replacement. Yet 🙂Aug 13, 18:58
    • Nae Need! on The Endless Evil Of Everyone Else: “Straight answers . . . you only get a straight answer from a narcissist when it’s a categorical denial of…Aug 13, 18:53
    • James on The Endless Evil Of Everyone Else: “#SitePrick1 wrang – yet again. Ever heard of EFTA, ya dumb bastard?Aug 13, 18:42
    • Nae Need! on The Endless Evil Of Everyone Else: “Frank, you’re not the only one. I feel the same way too.Aug 13, 18:37
    • Nae Need! on The Endless Evil Of Everyone Else: “Indeed. DEI is dangerous stuff.Aug 13, 18:33
  • A tall tale



↑ Top