The world's most-read Scottish politics website

Wings Over Scotland


Press pause on the remote

Posted on December 25, 2012 by

Merry Christmas, readers. We hope you have one filled with peace and love. There are still at least two-and-a-half years of Tory-led Westminster government to come.

If you need the words, they’re below.

.

It’s Christmas so we’ll stop
It’s on with the lights to warm the dark
it can cloak elsewhere
as the rot stops for today
Let the rot stop just for one day
only good red eyes, red suits, and faces will radiate
and the cold will hide its face

Now the cold has turned away
we can be best friends with the people we hate
’cause we’ve all got blood
and it’s warmer than you’d think
Yeah it is warm and it is thick
we all breathe out clouds
we were built to give at least once each year

And that’s better than never I guess
and life might never get better than this
it’s the perfect excuse for our natures to change
and wear shiny clothes
oh it’s Christmas so press pause on the remote

Oh it’s Christmas so we’ll stop
’cause the wine on our breath puts the love in our tongues
so forget the names I called you on Christmas Eve
In fact forget the entire year
don’t reflect just pretend and you won’t feel scared
you won’t feel a thing
’cause it’s all been tucked away

And once you’re tucked in bed
you hug on to the day for the last few seconds
your cradled face is protected from the wind
And I’ll protect you I promise I will
and the rest of our lives will be just like Christmas with fewer toys
You’re a good girl and I’m a good boy
or so I thought

Oh it’s Christmas so we stopped
were it not for the tick of the clock
and the spin of the Earth in space
we could always be this way
And as we sleep at the fall of the day
in the room next door as the tree lights brighten
the rodent’s eye catches a glimpse of the dust beginning to rise

The next day life went back to its bad self.

17 to “Press pause on the remote”

  1. Boorach says:

    Merry Christmas Rev to you and yours I hope it’s happy and peaceful.

    Thank you fora each and every one of the hours I have spent with you since finding you earlier in the year. 

    Reply
  2. All the best to everyone.  If I may here’s an effort from my own site to help you get into the Christmas spirit.  To the tune of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer:

    Johann the Labour leader
    Always wore a big red rose
    It was a revered symbol
    Of socialism I suppose.
    All of the Scottish journos
    Never asked her anything
    “Just send a press release in
    And we’ll publish verbatim.”
    Then one day Elf Miliband
    Phoned her up to tell…
    “Benefits we can’t afford
    Your principles must go to hell.”
    Then all the Scottish public
    Could so very clearly see
    That Johann the left-wing champion
    Was really just a red Tory!

    Reply
  3. Mariaskid says:

    A very happy Christmas to you and thanks for the blog, it keeps my spirits up…..down here in deepest Dumfrieshire.

    Reply
  4. Morag says:

    Dave, that’s hilarious!  And the others on your blog, but I agree, the one above is the pick of the bunch.
     
    Happy Christmas everyone.

    Reply
  5. Boorach says:

    That’s it then, it’s all over!

    Radio 4 news reports queenie’s speech is focussing on togetherness!

    Maybe if I’m walking the dog and don’t hear it it won’t really happen! 

    Reply
  6. Yesitis says:

    From a sunny and eternally fabulous Dundee, a very Happy Christmas to WoS readers everywhere.

    Reply
  7. Domhnall dods says:

    Check out the RTE tv guide perspective on the queen’s speech “The Queen : British monarch lectures her subjects”. Priceless 

    Reply
  8. Iain Gray's Subway Lament says:

    Happy Christmas Rev. Stu.
     
    I’ll take the opportunity to wish you all the best and hope you keep up the amazing work you do on wings.

    Your tenacious  debunking of lies, revealing investigations and the scorching unflattering spotlight you put on the rest of the scottish media has been incredible this year.

    I fear we will need you and all the rest with their eyes open on here more than ever in the next two years.

    Reply
  9. Ronald Henderson says:

    They tried to ban tartan…it didn’t work.
    They tried to stop the playing of our national music…it didn’t work.
    They tried to stop us from speaking Gaelic…it didn’t work.
    They tried to stop us from teaching our history to our kids…it didn’t work.
    They are trying to stop us from gaining our freedom……It won’t work!
     
    Nollaig Chridheil agus Bliadhna Mhath Ur dhuibh uile, a charaidean.
    (Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you all, my friends.)

    Reply
  10. MajorBloodnok says:

    Yes, from Edinburgh (and currently West Lothian) thanks to the Rev for the stimulating articles and for facilitating such informed discussion from all of the contributors here. It’s been a damn fine place to be in 2012 and I think that 2013 (and 2014) will be even better. Cheers and thanks, MB.

    Reply
  11. mogabee says:

    Taking time out from kitchen to post! MERRY CHRISTMAS to all and especially you Rev.for keeping us focused and informed.  Cold drink and hot oven calling……………:-) 
     

    Reply
  12. thomas says:

    merry christmas tae ye all and aw the best for the new year.

    Reply
  13. Cruachan says:

    Happy Christmas Rev. Keep up your great work.
    A guid New Year tae one an a’.  Not long now 🙂

    Reply
  14. John Gibson says:

    I’d like to add my thanks to W.O.S. If there is a yes result in the referendum it will be partly  due to the quality of the pro-independence sites, and Rev Stuart Campbell deserves special mention there. All the best in 2013.

    Reply
  15. ianbrotherhood says:

    Hear, hear.
    Orraverybestest to ane an aw…hoots!! 

    Reply
  16. David says:

    Dear Padre
    Festive greetings. Usually religiously receive – via email update – follow and disseminate your epistles, but your last few sermons seem to have vanished into the epistemological ether: Any recent tech probs at your end?

    Hope and pray normal service will be restored asap as am suffering severe withdrawal symptoms re lack of regular postings from your prophetic pen (metaphorically speaking).

    Back-up email address for me is in addition to this iPhone address I am posting from.

    Trust all is well with you and your team, and you can advise me regarding the foregoing.

    Best wishes for the New Year
    Daibhidh (David)

    PS Apropos Twitter, have put on back boiler due to a rash of uber BritNat tirades and hijack attempts (these attempted also on Facebook and gmail sites/accounts – Black Ops in action?). Trust your site security is upto snuff.

    Alba Hail.

    Reply
  17. Macart says:

    One down, one to go and still 3lb of glazed ham left. So that’s a months supply of pea n’ ham soup ……………………. 🙁

    Reply


Comment - please read this page for comment rules. HTML tags like <i> and <b> are permitted. Use paragraph breaks in long comments. DO NOT SIGN YOUR COMMENTS, either with a name or a slogan. If your comment does not appear immediately, DO NOT REPOST IT. Ignore these rules and I WILL KILL YOU WITH HAMMERS.


  • About

    Wings Over Scotland is a (mainly) Scottish political media digest and monitor, which also offers its own commentary. (More)

    Stats: 6,748 Posts, 1,217,052 Comments

  • Recent Posts

  • Archives

  • Categories

  • Tags

  • Recent Comments

    • Michael Laing on For Children Scotland: “@ Mia: I agree 100% with you on your comments above. There is no ‘left’ in the UK, and there…May 3, 21:01
    • willie on For Children Scotland: “Marie, the words News and BBC when put together are I believe is what is called an oxymoron. Me, I…May 3, 21:01
    • Lorn on For Children Scotland: “Politics are reactionary. Marie. Too much right, we get left; too much left, we get right. Eventually you create a…May 3, 20:52
    • Lorn on For Children Scotland: “If they turn it into an industry – which they have done with ‘trans’, with ‘green’, etc. – the persuasion…May 3, 20:36
    • Lorn on For Children Scotland: “If female toilets are not in direct parity with the number of female pupils requiring them, they will be in…May 3, 20:33
    • Captain Caveman on For Children Scotland: “yOu mUsT bE oN tEh FAr RiGHtMay 3, 19:12
    • agent x on For Children Scotland: “a woman is a biological woman – shock to the SNP.May 3, 19:01
    • SusanAHF on For Children Scotland: “Is Reform “far right”? It’s a cheap MSM jibe.im “far right” because I agree with the Supreme Court decision according…May 3, 18:45
    • Mia on For Children Scotland: ““Your verbose, salty tears and gnashing of teeth” What salty tears and what gnashing of teeth are you referring to?…May 3, 18:27
    • agent x on For Children Scotland: “‘It’s needed now more than ever’: Thousands march in support of Scottish independence https://www.thenational.scot/ Believe it or not.May 3, 18:24
    • Yoon Scum on For Children Scotland: “I love how ALL scottish nationalists have cancelled their license fee AND Know WAY more about what is on the…May 3, 18:20
    • agent x on For Children Scotland: “Politics is not done well on here. Stick to the bleeding heart colony rubbish.May 3, 18:10
    • Hatey McHateface on For Children Scotland: “Surely the Hebrides Hum is caused by white sizzlers constant low level gurning? The natives constant low level whining about…May 3, 18:04
    • Bilbo on For Children Scotland: “Waves and waves of R mechanised armour rolling across Europe with their cheap Chinese tyres LOLMay 3, 17:57
    • Hatey McHateface on For Children Scotland: “Wow, Marie, you’ve blown our minds with that post. I’ll respond formally eventually, but I’ll ask your forbearance meantime. Your…May 3, 17:53
    • Bilbo on For Children Scotland: “YS, here’s a hanky to wipe away all that greetin and snorters.May 3, 17:43
    • Bilbo on For Children Scotland: “Dan, my use of analogy of chess is that the SNP is positioning itself to protect the Scottish people from…May 3, 17:39
    • Marie on For Children Scotland: “Imagine admitting publicly that you get your “news” from the propaganda arm of the British State. Sad.May 3, 17:37
    • Marie on For Children Scotland: “I agree Mia – the lurch to the far right is happening by design.May 3, 17:34
    • Hatey McHateface on For Children Scotland: “Ach, YS, Scotland might have to wait years, or even decades, for you to get the big ‘C’. And besides,…May 3, 17:30
    • Captain Caveman on For Children Scotland: “Imagine knocking Reform when you’ve had the SNP and *Scottish Greens* running the show…. Not so much glass houses, more…May 3, 17:28
    • Yoon Scum on For Children Scotland: “Reform are everything that Scotland hates We shall leave this union and we will become the first completely islamic nation…May 3, 17:16
    • Yoon Scum on For Children Scotland: “Sorry I did a whoopsie I forgot that all the experts who correctly predicted the downsides of leaving the EU…May 3, 17:03
    • Captain Caveman on For Children Scotland: ““ahahahahahahaha!!! Please do not take me for a fool. A new political movement my foot.” Heh! Your verbose, salty tears…May 3, 17:00
    • Yoon scum on For Children Scotland: “What if the Scottish government say that it’s only filthy Yoons like myself can apply for assisted dying It would…May 3, 16:58
    • Yoon Scum on For Children Scotland: “YEP the union is vastly unfair that the 65 million English Have more of a say in Westminster then the…May 3, 16:45
    • Hatey McHateface on For Children Scotland: “Message received loud and clear, Mia: We’re all doomed. Jeez. Think I’ll binge watch a few Dad’s Army episodes. See…May 3, 16:27
    • Mia on For Children Scotland: ““the rise of a new political movement” ahahahahahahaha!!! Please do not take me for a fool. A new political movement…May 3, 15:06
    • Hatey McHateface on For Children Scotland: “Accept the bid, even if it’s low, but on the condition that Barbie stays with the van. After all, your…May 3, 15:04
    • Hatey McHateface on For Children Scotland: “Ouch! Several bedroom carpets over the length and breadth of Auld Scotia have just seen another bite being taken out…May 3, 14:58
  • A tall tale



↑ Top