Top Tip: Scottish van drivers, surround your van in a protective layer of deep-fried batter in order to protect in case of accident and provide a tasty snack upon disembarkation. Also, free chips!
You can imagine the scene when the drivers wife see this – Oh JESUS, that's ma man's van…….oh great free CHIPS!! Sonny, run ower the road an get five more copies a this paper, actually make it four as yer da won't be in for supper tonight.
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James Cheyne on A Dumber Nation: “David Holden, đ” Feb 10, 11:33
Hatey McHateface on A Dumber Nation: “Aye, Dave, just ignore me. Pretend the wind blows 24/7/365 and 24/7/366 on a leap year, and youâre gonna feel…” Feb 10, 11:31
James Cheyne on A Dumber Nation: “The trans subject. physical transition and medication Pretty sure this is not completed if seen to be waving a penis…” Feb 10, 11:30
David Holden on A Dumber Nation: “Best just to ignore him as he is just trolling and would try to start a fight in an empty…” Feb 10, 11:07
James Cheyne on A Dumber Nation: “Hatey, I think I said energy, not specifically just wind, although that could be included, along with water, Whatever we…” Feb 10, 10:50
James Cheyne on A Dumber Nation: “Alf Baird, As I was suggesting yesterday, the networking between Colonialism and venture capitalism built on historical events and evidence…” Feb 10, 10:32
Alf Baird on A Dumber Nation: ““Immunity from what?” (English) Crown immunity means that they (i.e. state actors, institutions or its agents) cannot be prosecuted, no…” Feb 10, 10:18
Hatey McHateface on A Dumber Nation: “You an all, Dave? You another one who has yet to twig that on some days, the wind doesnât blow?…” Feb 10, 10:15
Hatey McHateface on A Dumber Nation: “@Cynicus Even the BBC Radio 4 could see this morning that almost certainly, yesterdayâs spat was pure, performative theatre, scripted…” Feb 10, 10:05
Insider on Echoes of history: ““I will be retiring from Wings over Scotland, which I have been promising for awhile,” Please, please, dear God! Let…” Feb 10, 09:56
David Holden on A Dumber Nation: “I looked it up a while back as I was going to a meeting about the proposed offshore wind farm…” Feb 10, 09:47
Hatey McHateface on A Dumber Nation: “Ah, câmon noo, James. Hoo mony hames dae we supply wi energy in a flat calm? Engage brain afore posting!” Feb 10, 09:46
James Cheyne on A Dumber Nation: “PC Foster, Crown immunity ( prisons) Hansard, Volume 771. Debated on Tuesday 22nd July 2025. 3: 10 pm. Presented by…” Feb 10, 09:28
James Cheyne on A Dumber Nation: “Karen, As Alba mentioned, the energy firm Octopus comments suggest that Scotland should be one of the cheapest places in…” Feb 10, 09:20
Ally on A Dumber Nation: “It’s like the SNP Gov have forgotten that they have to govern for all of Scotland not just a minority…” Feb 10, 09:12
ALANM on A Dumber Nation: ““a guard told me I would need to take my sweater off if I wanted to visit my niece This…” Feb 10, 08:52
Karen on A Dumber Nation: ““Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit attocities” – Voltaire. What are the atrocities? Freeports, pylons,…” Feb 10, 03:54
Angus on A Dumber Nation: ““We honest-to-God wish we could believe that our leaders were merely morons.” Yes they are pure evil. Not only in…” Feb 10, 02:55
Cynicus on A Dumber Nation: “Morag says: 9 February, 2026 at 4:31 pm âThe Scottish National Orchestra has been captured?â ======== And will the Parliamentary…” Feb 10, 02:53
Cynicus on A Dumber Nation: “Rev. Stuart Campbell says: 10 February, 2026 at 12:45 am âSarwar is a complete irrelevance not worth wasting breath or…” Feb 10, 02:43
Rev. Stuart Campbell on A Dumber Nation: “â Many of us would like to see you further tear shreds out of Anus Sarewar following his blatent ânot-my-fault-if-we-tank-in-electionâ…” Feb 10, 00:45
A2 on A Dumber Nation: “would the hypothetical Trrans person sue before or after performing suicide?” Feb 10, 00:19
GM on The Marshalling Plan: “Small change, Northcode man. You need at least a billion to get into the Degenerate club. Millionaires would maybe get…” Feb 10, 00:06
sarah on Echoes of history: “@ James Cheyne, those rumours sound good. I hope they come true. But must you leave Wings?” Feb 9, 22:30
Aidan on Echoes of history: “@Hatey – itâs vanishingly unlikely that any Liberate bum will be hitting any Holyrood seat given the general lack of…” Feb 9, 22:20
Rob on A Dumber Nation: “I very much doubt any trans man would argue to be in the men’s prison estate. Can you imagine what…” Feb 9, 22:20
sarah on A Dumber Nation: “This report confirms what we knew would be the case if men were allowed into women’s prisons [and elsewhere]. What…” Feb 9, 22:09
Hatey McHateface on A Dumber Nation: “Be more specific, Fearghas. Up what?” Feb 9, 21:27
Hatey McHateface on Echoes of history: “We’ll still be favourites for the toe curling.” Feb 9, 21:25
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on A Dumber Nation: “Re the articleâs top photo: Why has Swinney only got ONE hand up?” Feb 9, 20:32
Only the absence of the Fat Slags stops that being a Viz cover.
Top Tip: Scottish van drivers, surround your van in a protective layer of deep-fried batter in order to protect in case of accident and provide a tasty snack upon disembarkation. Also, free chips!
Can I get curry sauce with my Man Killed in Van Smash? Oh, and a portion of mushy peas, a saveloy, two cans of cherry Tango and a bottle of tommy k?
What do you mean you only have Dadies?!!?
Upon reading the header, maybe THAT'S why it's a family newspaper. Death, and chips. Fills all the gaps.
Top marks if the next time this deal is given, the headline is on the obesity epidemic.
You can imagine the scene when the drivers wife see this – Oh JESUS, that's ma man's van…….oh great free CHIPS!! Sonny, run ower the road an get five more copies a this paper, actually make it four as yer da won't be in for supper tonight.