Top Tip: Scottish van drivers, surround your van in a protective layer of deep-fried batter in order to protect in case of accident and provide a tasty snack upon disembarkation. Also, free chips!
You can imagine the scene when the drivers wife see this – Oh JESUS, that's ma man's van…….oh great free CHIPS!! Sonny, run ower the road an get five more copies a this paper, actually make it four as yer da won't be in for supper tonight.
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Northcode on Spoiler Alert: “I don’t believe there is any such thing as a ‘Scottish judge’ anymore, Alf” Dec 11, 11:29
Northcode on Spoiler Alert: “Are you gay? I can’t post a single fucking comment on here without you sniffin’ aboot ma erse trying to…” Dec 11, 11:25
Geoff Anderson on Spoiler Alert: “Interesting “tell”. https://x.com/OldRoberts953/status/1998785687085265288?s=20” Dec 11, 11:19
Alf Baird on Spoiler Alert: ““A jury of ordinary Scots found him not guilty but the BBC and many journos of the press found ways…” Dec 11, 11:13
Hatey McHateface on Spoiler Alert: “Then again, Alf, some societies are simply run by thickos. Some of these societies are democratically run by thickos, regularly…” Dec 11, 11:06
Hatey McHateface on Spoiler Alert: “Yet again, Northy, a wonderful opportunity for you to take the lead! Incidentally, and yet more evidence of your inability…” Dec 11, 10:54
Bilbo on Spoiler Alert: “Lorncal Why are we so upset with government interference in the judiciary yet have no problem whatsoever with interference by…” Dec 11, 10:28
Achnababan on Spoiler Alert: “The coordination and spinning of this risible judgement reminds me very much of the Salmond trial. A jury of ordinary…” Dec 11, 09:59
Achnababan on Spoiler Alert: “This is standard treatment by the BBC. Geissler, had wanted to inform, would have consulted a legal expert. But his…” Dec 11, 09:53
Dan on Spoiler Alert: “@ Doug Well I suppose such a project would create yet another handy trickle up revenue stream from the less…” Dec 11, 09:38
Sven on Spoiler Alert: “willie @ 01.08. Again, like our esteemed host, you speak plain, common sense Willie, however I doubt that any of…” Dec 11, 09:23
Northcode on Spoiler Alert: ““Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!” Ozymandias knew it. And, of course, Rameses II knew it, too. Perhaps…” Dec 11, 07:38
Cynicus on Spoiler Alert: ““Credit should be apportioned to Stuart Campbell, proprietor of the Wings Over Scotland website, for identifying that several of the…” Dec 11, 03:33
Jill on The Valley Of The Dolls: “I hope that Sandy Peggie has the reserves of strength needed to carry on. What she’s been put through already…” Dec 11, 03:16
willie on Spoiler Alert: “What amount of wrong doing does one need to do to have sanction levied on the wrong doer. Biological man…” Dec 11, 01:08
Doug on Spoiler Alert: “it looks like mass litigation is going to be the only thing that breaks the stonewall ideology grip on our…” Dec 11, 00:11
Marie on Spoiler Alert: ““Lowly employment judges”. Lowly indeed. Lowly and cowardly.” Dec 10, 23:23
joolz on Spoiler Alert: ““The tribunal’s logic would justify installing smoke alarms only after the fire has started.” Spot on! I’ve been telling TRAs…” Dec 10, 22:38
holymacmoses on Spoiler Alert: ““One of the most troubling passages asserts there is insufficient evidence that a male person poses greater risk than a…” Dec 10, 22:18
100%Yes on Spoiler Alert: “Geoff Anderson, I apologize I got you confused with someone else.” Dec 10, 21:04
100%Yes on Spoiler Alert: “Its funny you’ve got a voice today, well done. Because on the constitutional question the SNP has you pissing your…” Dec 10, 20:48
Jay on Spoiler Alert: “Frearghas, thank you for making me think further than before. Returning to practical circumstances, if there were a channel of…” Dec 10, 20:12
Geoff Anderson on Spoiler Alert: “Times Sandie Peggie case Stu given credit Archived https://archive.is/SK4Cv” Dec 10, 19:56
Craig on Spoiler Alert: “https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c75v1d6npr1o Not in the habit of posting a BBC website link but Baroness Falkner is saying exactly what Rev said…” Dec 10, 19:42
Aidan on Spoiler Alert: “Quite 100% Yes, it might be different if Liberate were a genuine challenger to the SNP, but 6 months out…” Dec 10, 19:14
Lorncal on Spoiler Alert: “I really think it goes way beyond that now, Marie. Some are openly hostile to women’s rights and biased towards…” Dec 10, 18:45
agentx on Spoiler Alert: “On BBC Reporting Scotland tonight – Robin Moira White (“I was the first barrister to transition from male to female…” Dec 10, 18:44
Lorncal on Spoiler Alert: “Lord Hodge, soon to retire, is a Scottish judge in the Supreme Court, James, and the For Women Scotland case…” Dec 10, 18:42
100%Yes on Spoiler Alert: “So explain to us all how voting for liberate Scotland and the SNP remaining in power benefit Scotland and how…” Dec 10, 18:29
Lorncal on Spoiler Alert: “Bilbo, interference by the state in the legal system is totally against all democratic principles. Separation of state and judiciary…” Dec 10, 18:28
Only the absence of the Fat Slags stops that being a Viz cover.
Top Tip: Scottish van drivers, surround your van in a protective layer of deep-fried batter in order to protect in case of accident and provide a tasty snack upon disembarkation. Also, free chips!
Can I get curry sauce with my Man Killed in Van Smash? Oh, and a portion of mushy peas, a saveloy, two cans of cherry Tango and a bottle of tommy k?
What do you mean you only have Dadies?!!?
Upon reading the header, maybe THAT'S why it's a family newspaper. Death, and chips. Fills all the gaps.
Top marks if the next time this deal is given, the headline is on the obesity epidemic.
You can imagine the scene when the drivers wife see this – Oh JESUS, that's ma man's van…….oh great free CHIPS!! Sonny, run ower the road an get five more copies a this paper, actually make it four as yer da won't be in for supper tonight.