(Good Morning Scotland, BBC Radio Scotland, 11 March 2017)
Our favourite line is probably “the SNP didn’t win an election”, though it’s run quite close by “If you listen to Christine Jardine”.
The news that Lib Dem MPs at Westminster will “absolutely, red-line” vote to block a second indyref is probably going to come as a bit of a surprise to them, though.
The Lib Dems’ position on referendums – that there absolutely must be a second EU one because they lost that one, but absolutely mustn’t be a second Scottish one because they won it – ought to be a rich vein of comedy for interviewers and pundits alike in the coming days and months. It’s off to a cracking start.